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Deep Kick · 09-29-2003, 08:15 PM

Microsoft is probably the most business savvy/intelligent company in America. I'm fucking sick and tired of dipshits bitching about how Microsoft is a monopoly and how they put out inferior products, or at least in contrast to what they are capable of.

Sure, Microsoft doesn't try as hard as they could to make great products, but why the fuck should they? People are still buying their products in massive numbers, with no decline forecasted in the future. Why? because Microsoft is the best there is. Fuck Linux; hardly anyone knows how to use it, not to mention, it's damn near impossible to learn. And, even if you do, you still can't run all of the standard Windows programs. Therefore, Linux is a big pile of dogshit (same goes for Unix).

Microsoft is the product of a capitolistic society.

Schroeder · 09-29-2003, 09:27 PM

Yeah, Unix and Linux suxxor.

BrassMonkees · 09-29-2003, 10:52 PM

Rants my ignorant friend, rants. this goes in the rant section if you haven't figured it out yet.

Trout Sniffer · 09-29-2003, 11:48 PM

Are you a moron Deep Kick? If it weren't for linux and unix, you wouldn't be on this message board writing that damn message. You wouldn't even be on the fucking internet. If nobody cared about unix and linux, you wouldn't have all the nice programs that you have to run.

You're a dumbass if you think that unix is a piece of shit. Just because you're to stupid to figure out how to learn it doesn't mean it's bad. Get your head out of your ass and start thinking.

Schroeder · 09-29-2003, 11:52 PM

Allright, I don't like trying to learn Linux or Unix. I suppose the programs themselves are okay.

Trout Sniffer · 09-30-2003, 12:10 AM

That's fine if you don't want to learn it, there are a lot of things that I don't want to learn, but that doesn't mean that they suck. I don't go around saying that things are shit because I'm not smart enough to learn how to use them.

Schroeder · 09-30-2003, 01:12 AM

Yep, I'm known for that

Mister Bater · 09-30-2003, 10:18 AM

Capitalistic. If you're going to rant about shit you know nothing about, at least check your spelling. As for Linux, there are a hell of a lot of firms switching over to it because it is much cheaper than Microsoft. In addition, Linux does not have all of the security issues that Microsoft has. Hell, even OS X is more secure than Windows XP.

Don't get me wrong, I think Microsoft is a great company, but they are not the "most business savvy/inteligent company in America". That distinction goes to Wal-Mart. You fuck with the Waltons, and you die.

Deep Kick · 09-30-2003, 06:03 PM

Hey Trout Sniffer don't bother defending Linux unless you use it exclusively. May I ask what OS you are using? Oh, thats right, you are using windows, you fucking fuckhead.

Seriously, you really are probably the stupidest fuckface I've ever read a post by.

Am I smart enough to learn how to use Linux? Yes, I could if I chose to. But why? FOR EVERYDAY USE, Windows is clearly superior to the pile of FUCKING DOGSHIT that Linux/Unix are.

With that in mind, let me edit my original post:
Microsoft is clearly superior for home use products, and is definitely the most business savvy/intelligent computer oriented company in the world.

But regardless of the above statement, ulitmately, my point was to illustrate how fucking queer it is for dumbshits to bash Microsoft.

Fuck all of you.

Demitri · 09-30-2003, 06:12 PM

When it comes to the case of Microsoft they are very smart. They do a great job at there job. Making Money. Bill Gates now owns 50 some % of Apple and he has got them out of finical problems a number of times! The reason why he does this is because then he ain't a monopoly he still has a competitor out there. Even tho you could call Apple a Sub-company of Microsoft. So i wouldn't say Microsoft is the most business savvy/intelligent company in America. I would have to agree and say that Wal-Mart has that title. On the side note i use Linux and Windows. I'm not a big fan of Macs

Trout Sniffer · 09-30-2003, 06:13 PM

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Originally posted by Deep Kick:
Therefore, Linux is a big pile of dogshit (same goes for Unix).

I don't use it everyday, but I have used it before, and I know for a fact that they are not "fucking dogshit." No shit that Windows is best for everyday use, but that doesn't mean that there aren't other operating systems that are better for other shit. Macs are better for video editing and shit like that, and Unix is good for running the internet.

I agree that people shouldn't bash Microsoft, but it's queer for dipshits to bash unix and linux too. You're a fucking moron and don't know anything about what you're using, you just use it cause it's easy. If you did know something about it, you would know that unix is good for other things.

Deep Kick, you're a fucking moron that has no clue what you're talking about. If what you say about unix being a pile of dogshit is true, then you wouldn't be on the internet right now you dumb fuck.

Saint DH · 09-30-2003, 07:04 PM

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Fuck Linux; hardly anyone knows how to use it, not to mention, it's damn near impossible to learn

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Am I smart enough to learn how to use Linux? Yes, I could if I chose to.

For some reason I have this feeling that you aren't smart enough to learn it. You're simply too much of a fucking dumbshit. Seriously, go slit both of your fucking wrists.

Do us all a favor, and stop trying to sound hardcore, like you're Dirty Harry or something. We both know you're a bitch.

[ September 30, 2003, 05:08 PM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

Schroeder · 09-30-2003, 07:27 PM

Wow, Deep Kick, keep this stuff up and you'll be as well liked as I am. It's something to shoot for.

victim · 09-30-2003, 08:28 PM

1) Demitri, Bill Gates does not own some 50% of Apple. Don't be stupid

2) It should be noted that Mac OS X is elegant, easy to use, and UNIX based, making it very stable and secure.

3) Microsoft is only an ideal company if you consider monopolistic tactics, faulty products, lousy customer relations, cutthroat business ethics, intellectual theft, and downright greed the ideals that all businesses should pursue. I hope not.

Deep Kick · 09-30-2003, 08:52 PM

Victim, you just effectively summarized my every reason for loving Microsoft; they know how to get ahead in the real world (with the exception of stealing).

Trout, You still didn't answer my fucking question: What operating system are you on when you are responding to this fucking post.

Wait, don't tell me... Windows? Of course your fucking using Windows. Why? Linux/Unix are fucking piles of DOG SHIT. You can't run all of the programs you can on windows, or at least not without an extensive knowledge of the program. And, even with an extensive fucking knowledge of Linux/Unix, you STILL couldn't run every single fucking program that you can on Windows.

Don't misinterpret what I am saying; I'm not claiming Windows is better at EVERYTHING than Linux/Unix. I am claiming that Windows is a far superior OS for home use, and for dumbasses like your self. Nothing pisses me off more than when some stupid shithead like you (troutsniffer) tries to valiantly defend his/her (since I can't tell what sex you are) Unix/Linux. People like you always have some dipshit answer like, "Well Linux is better for office servers and it's more stable." This might be true, BUT, the stability is FUCKING useless when you take into consideration it can't run half the programs that windows can. If it could, everyone would have it in their house right now. But they don't, because it's a pile of dog shit.

Dirty Harry: I am going to have to assume that you are a girl, since no guy would be stupid enough to claim superiority over me. Anyway, I'm not going to waste time trying to convince you that I'm smart enough to learn Linux. But, transversely, I don't think you are smart enough to learn how to use Linux to the point where it replaces Windows for you.

Fuck off. Both of you.

victim · 09-30-2003, 09:55 PM

If I recall, Dirty Harry uses a Mac, Deep Kick.

buckeye · 09-30-2003, 10:24 PM

1. Why is linux/unix and mac os x so secure, and Windows isn't?

A) The vast majority of people that use linux/unix are hackers, programmers, and Network adminstrators. What type of dipshit would drop a grenade in his own foxhole? I cant think of too many. Maybe that's why they dont program as many viruses for their own operating system

B) Compare the number of Windows users, to Mac, and Linux/Unix users. Its not even close Windows is on 90% of the worlds PC's. So why are viruses on Windows systems, hmmm lemme think oh yeah thats cause everyone has Windows, it makes it a big juicy target for hackers, and virual programers. Why program for only a handful of users, and once again these users are *sound trumpets* non-Windows users.

C. You think viruses on Windows systems are nasty now, but lets go ahead and say that instead of Windows being the main OS Linux is. Let me remind you that Linux is an open source OS, so basically anyone is free to fuck with the source code as they please. Thats like the Pentagon publishing blue prints to a Nuclear Warhead and sending them to North Korea. I'm sure most of you are familliar with Windows updates, and how they modify some of the code in Windows, usually to improve it. Now take this situation, a virual progammer knows exactly every line of code that makes your OS work, so what does he do, creates a virus that can change around, and completely dick over your OS, and your entire computer. Sounds like a fun time to me.

Saint DH · 09-30-2003, 10:42 PM

Deep Kick - I'm going to have to assume that you're mentally handicapped to talk to me in the manner in which you just did. It is clear that I am far superior to you, in every way possible. You are fucking dog shit to me. Your weak attempts of trying to sound tough are a joke, just like you. We all know that you are about as tough as it is to fuck that whore of a mother of yours. Which, in case you were wondering, is not very difficult.

Also, Titan was right, you do use "fuck you" way too fucking often, and when I tell you that, you should fucking listen, you cockchoker.

[ September 30, 2003, 08:43 PM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

Deep Kick · 09-30-2003, 11:10 PM

Dirty Harry - I'm going to have to make another assumption, and guess that you are a total fucking idiot. Your pathetic attempts at insults are so tired and trite, that they could have been spewed from the lips of a fucking 6th grader. I mean, who the hell insults someone's mom? Everything you just said basically equates to the famous insult "your mom!1!! lol!!". Thats fucking bus humor/wit. But, then again, you probably rode the bus your entire highschool carreer.. so I suppose I can give you a break there.

Fucking idiot.

Pliedes · 09-30-2003, 11:44 PM

You were fucking an idiot when you wrote that? That's sick. Why would you fuck a mentally retarded person with a mental age of 3 years or under.

How about another nubblies boxing match: Dirty Harry vs. Deep Kick?

Deep Kick · 09-30-2003, 11:48 PM

Yes, Yes I was fucking an idiot when I wrote that. Congratulations, your insult level is barely above Titan's. Malicious misinterpretation is a pathetically stupid way to insult someone.

HAHA. A boxing match between me and Harry? Well, I'm no Sugar Ray, but I have been known to work the speed bag from time to time. And, as much as I would like to indulge, I don't believe it would be possible.

BigDongedHoe · 09-30-2003, 11:52 PM

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Originally posted by Deep Kick:
Therefore, Linux is a big pile of dogshit (same goes for Unix).

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Originally posted by Deep Kick:
Linux/Unix are fucking piles of DOG SHIT.

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Originally posted by Deep Kick:
Unix/Linux. But they don't, because it's a pile of dog shit.

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Originally posted by Deep Kick:
Am I smart enough to learn how to use Linux? Yes, I could if I chose to. But why? FOR EVERYDAY USE, Windows is clearly superior to the pile of FUCKING DOGSHIT that Linux/Unix are.

So let me get this straight deep kick you think your a hardass cause you can repeat yourself over and over again with the exact same terminology? Honestly get a fucking life, because right now yours is worthless.

Basically you haven't made one single good valid arguement about anything. You constantly say the same point over and over again in an effor to establish the fact that you actually "know something".

You seem to want to call everyone a "fucking idiot" but look at yourself, you sound like a worthless piece of trailor trash, which odds are there is a good chance you are.

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Originally posted by Deep Kick:
Dirty Harry - I'm going to have to make another assumption, and guess that you are a total fucking idiot. Your pathetic attempts at insults are so tired and trite, that they could have been spewed from the lips of a fucking 6th grader. I mean, who the hell insults someone's mom? Everything you just said basically equates to the famous insult "your mom!1!! lol!!". Thats fucking bus humor/wit. But, then again, you probably rode the bus your entire highschool carreer.. so I suppose I can give you a break there.

Fucking idiot.

You think what your doing isn't? I could say "fuck you", "fuck this", "fuck him", haha I'm funny over and over again to bitch. It's not that fucking hard, your really starting to annoy the fuck outta me and it's pissing my nerves off. When my nerves are pissed off there's a good chance I'm going to burn your fucking house down cocksucker.

Honestly if you want to start debating shit you have absolutely zero clue about then be willing to know when your making yourself sound like a high school dropout. I have zero clue what there talking about here but I'm staying out of the conversation for that reason.

You on the other hand just have this knack for incessantly making yourself look like a mexican argueing the fact that he isn't dirty.

Eat a fat dick homo.

BigDongedHoe · 09-30-2003, 11:56 PM

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Originally posted by Deep Kick:
I have been known to work the speed bag from time to time.

By "speed bag" we all know you mean "douche bag" after your boyfriend gets done culminating his being into your asshole faggot.

Pliedes · 10-01-2003, 12:04 AM

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Originally posted by Deep Kick:
I don't believe it would be possible.

Might it be because you live in Illinois?

Saint DH · 10-01-2003, 12:44 AM

Might it be b/c I would kick his fucking ass?

I'd box the cunt anytime.

09-29-2003, 08:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
Deep Kick Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 136 Internets: 10	Microsoft is probably the most business savvy/intelligent company in America. I'm fucking sick and tired of dipshits bitching about how Microsoft is a monopoly and how they put out inferior products, or at least in contrast to what they are capable of. Sure, Microsoft doesn't try as hard as they could to make great products, but why the fuck should they? People are still buying their products in massive numbers, with no decline forecasted in the future. Why? because Microsoft is the best there is. Fuck Linux; hardly anyone knows how to use it, not to mention, it's damn near impossible to learn. And, even if you do, you still can't run all of the standard Windows programs. Therefore, Linux is a big pile of dogshit (same goes for Unix). Microsoft is the product of a capitolistic society.
	Shut Your Fucking Face.

09-29-2003, 10:52 PM	#3 (permalink)
BrassMonkees Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: winona lake Posts: 840 Internets: 10	Rants my ignorant friend, rants. this goes in the rant section if you haven't figured it out yet.
	neither here nor there...

09-29-2003, 11:48 PM	#4 (permalink)
Trout Sniffer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 1,003 Internets: 123	Are you a moron Deep Kick? If it weren't for linux and unix, you wouldn't be on this message board writing that damn message. You wouldn't even be on the fucking internet. If nobody cared about unix and linux, you wouldn't have all the nice programs that you have to run. You're a dumbass if you think that unix is a piece of shit. Just because you're to stupid to figure out how to learn it doesn't mean it's bad. Get your head out of your ass and start thinking.
	The Glyde don't sign no autographs

09-30-2003, 12:10 AM	#6 (permalink)
Trout Sniffer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 1,003 Internets: 123	That's fine if you don't want to learn it, there are a lot of things that I don't want to learn, but that doesn't mean that they suck. I don't go around saying that things are shit because I'm not smart enough to learn how to use them.
	The Glyde don't sign no autographs

09-30-2003, 06:03 PM	#9 (permalink)
Deep Kick Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 136 Internets: 10	Hey Trout Sniffer don't bother defending Linux unless you use it exclusively. May I ask what OS you are using? Oh, thats right, you are using windows, you fucking fuckhead. Seriously, you really are probably the stupidest fuckface I've ever read a post by. Am I smart enough to learn how to use Linux? Yes, I could if I chose to. But why? FOR EVERYDAY USE, Windows is clearly superior to the pile of FUCKING DOGSHIT that Linux/Unix are. With that in mind, let me edit my original post: Microsoft is clearly superior for home use products, and is definitely the most business savvy/intelligent computer oriented company in the world. But regardless of the above statement, ulitmately, my point was to illustrate how fucking queer it is for dumbshits to bash Microsoft. Fuck all of you.
	Shut Your Fucking Face.

09-29-2003, 09:27 PM	#2 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	Yeah, Unix and Linux suxxor.

09-29-2003, 11:52 PM	#5 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	Allright, I don't like trying to learn Linux or Unix. I suppose the programs themselves are okay.

09-30-2003, 01:12 AM	#7 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	Yep, I'm known for that

09-30-2003, 10:18 AM	#8 (permalink)
Mister Bater Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 73 Internets: 10	Capitalistic. If you're going to rant about shit you know nothing about, at least check your spelling. As for Linux, there are a hell of a lot of firms switching over to it because it is much cheaper than Microsoft. In addition, Linux does not have all of the security issues that Microsoft has. Hell, even OS X is more secure than Windows XP. Don't get me wrong, I think Microsoft is a great company, but they are not the "most business savvy/inteligent company in America". That distinction goes to Wal-Mart. You fuck with the Waltons, and you die.

09-30-2003, 06:12 PM	#10 (permalink)
Demitri Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In, Posts: 151 Internets: 10	When it comes to the case of Microsoft they are very smart. They do a great job at there job. Making Money. Bill Gates now owns 50 some % of Apple and he has got them out of finical problems a number of times! The reason why he does this is because then he ain't a monopoly he still has a competitor out there. Even tho you could call Apple a Sub-company of Microsoft. So i wouldn't say Microsoft is the most business savvy/intelligent company in America. I would have to agree and say that Wal-Mart has that title. On the side note i use Linux and Windows. I'm not a big fan of Macs
	If you fuck with the Dog, the Dog is going to fuck with you.

09-30-2003, 07:27 PM	#13 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	Wow, Deep Kick, keep this stuff up and you'll be as well liked as I am. It's something to shoot for.

09-30-2003, 08:28 PM	#14 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	1) Demitri, Bill Gates does not own some 50% of Apple. Don't be stupid 2) It should be noted that Mac OS X is elegant, easy to use, and UNIX based, making it very stable and secure. 3) Microsoft is only an ideal company if you consider monopolistic tactics, faulty products, lousy customer relations, cutthroat business ethics, intellectual theft, and downright greed the ideals that all businesses should pursue. I hope not.
	get off my internet!!!

09-30-2003, 08:52 PM	#15 (permalink)
Deep Kick Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 136 Internets: 10	Victim, you just effectively summarized my every reason for loving Microsoft; they know how to get ahead in the real world (with the exception of stealing). Trout, You still didn't answer my fucking question: What operating system are you on when you are responding to this fucking post. Wait, don't tell me... Windows? Of course your fucking using Windows. Why? Linux/Unix are fucking piles of DOG SHIT. You can't run all of the programs you can on windows, or at least not without an extensive knowledge of the program. And, even with an extensive fucking knowledge of Linux/Unix, you STILL couldn't run every single fucking program that you can on Windows. Don't misinterpret what I am saying; I'm not claiming Windows is better at EVERYTHING than Linux/Unix. I am claiming that Windows is a far superior OS for home use, and for dumbasses like your self. Nothing pisses me off more than when some stupid shithead like you (troutsniffer) tries to valiantly defend his/her (since I can't tell what sex you are) Unix/Linux. People like you always have some dipshit answer like, "Well Linux is better for office servers and it's more stable." This might be true, BUT, the stability is FUCKING useless when you take into consideration it can't run half the programs that windows can. If it could, everyone would have it in their house right now. But they don't, because it's a pile of dog shit. Dirty Harry: I am going to have to assume that you are a girl, since no guy would be stupid enough to claim superiority over me. Anyway, I'm not going to waste time trying to convince you that I'm smart enough to learn Linux. But, transversely, I don't think you are smart enough to learn how to use Linux to the point where it replaces Windows for you. Fuck off. Both of you.
	Shut Your Fucking Face.

09-30-2003, 09:55 PM	#16 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	If I recall, Dirty Harry uses a Mac, Deep Kick.
	get off my internet!!!

09-30-2003, 10:24 PM	#17 (permalink)
buckeye Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,100 Internets: 10	1. Why is linux/unix and mac os x so secure, and Windows isn't? A) The vast majority of people that use linux/unix are hackers, programmers, and Network adminstrators. What type of dipshit would drop a grenade in his own foxhole? I cant think of too many. Maybe that's why they dont program as many viruses for their own operating system B) Compare the number of Windows users, to Mac, and Linux/Unix users. Its not even close Windows is on 90% of the worlds PC's. So why are viruses on Windows systems, hmmm lemme think oh yeah thats cause everyone has Windows, it makes it a big juicy target for hackers, and virual programers. Why program for only a handful of users, and once again these users are sound trumpets non-Windows users. C. You think viruses on Windows systems are nasty now, but lets go ahead and say that instead of Windows being the main OS Linux is. Let me remind you that Linux is an open source OS, so basically anyone is free to fuck with the source code as they please. Thats like the Pentagon publishing blue prints to a Nuclear Warhead and sending them to North Korea. I'm sure most of you are familliar with Windows updates, and how they modify some of the code in Windows, usually to improve it. Now take this situation, a virual progammer knows exactly every line of code that makes your OS work, so what does he do, creates a virus that can change around, and completely dick over your OS, and your entire computer. Sounds like a fun time to me.

09-30-2003, 10:42 PM	#18 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,149 Internets: 284753	Deep Kick - I'm going to have to assume that you're mentally handicapped to talk to me in the manner in which you just did. It is clear that I am far superior to you, in every way possible. You are fucking dog shit to me. Your weak attempts of trying to sound tough are a joke, just like you. We all know that you are about as tough as it is to fuck that whore of a mother of yours. Which, in case you were wondering, is not very difficult. Also, Titan was right, you do use "fuck you" way too fucking often, and when I tell you that, you should fucking listen, you cockchoker. [ September 30, 2003, 08:43 PM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

09-30-2003, 11:10 PM	#19 (permalink)
Deep Kick Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 136 Internets: 10	Dirty Harry - I'm going to have to make another assumption, and guess that you are a total fucking idiot. Your pathetic attempts at insults are so tired and trite, that they could have been spewed from the lips of a fucking 6th grader. I mean, who the hell insults someone's mom? Everything you just said basically equates to the famous insult "your mom!1!! lol!!". Thats fucking bus humor/wit. But, then again, you probably rode the bus your entire highschool carreer.. so I suppose I can give you a break there. Fucking idiot.
	Shut Your Fucking Face.

09-30-2003, 11:44 PM	#20 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	You were fucking an idiot when you wrote that? That's sick. Why would you fuck a mentally retarded person with a mental age of 3 years or under. How about another nubblies boxing match: Dirty Harry vs. Deep Kick?

09-30-2003, 11:48 PM	#21 (permalink)
Deep Kick Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 136 Internets: 10	Yes, Yes I was fucking an idiot when I wrote that. Congratulations, your insult level is barely above Titan's. Malicious misinterpretation is a pathetically stupid way to insult someone. HAHA. A boxing match between me and Harry? Well, I'm no Sugar Ray, but I have been known to work the speed bag from time to time. And, as much as I would like to indulge, I don't believe it would be possible.
	Shut Your Fucking Face.

10-01-2003, 12:44 AM	#25 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,149 Internets: 284753	Might it be b/c I would kick his fucking ass? I'd box the cunt anytime.