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Trout Sniffer · 10-01-2003, 10:39 AM

I would love to box that fuckhole!

I would kick the shit out of you Deep Kick. Na, fuck boxing. How about we just have a street fight to the death?

Schroeder · 10-01-2003, 03:24 PM

I'd love to see Trout use his indoor skills again. Go Rambones!

Deep Kick · 10-01-2003, 06:29 PM

BDH: You are right in a certain stupid sense. I don't know hardly anyfuckingthing about Linux/Unix. BUT, I do know enough to realize that for home use (which represents a huge fucking portion of the computer sector sales), Linux isn't practical. You can't use a large amount of everyday programs that you could if you used Windows. Sure linux is good if you are a computer whiz who has many servers, but how many people does that apply to? Hardly anyone.

Oh Deep Kick, why do you cuss so much?
Simple. Why the fuck not? Everytime I read one of my posts, I chuckle to myself. I obviously don't fucking talk like this in real life. But on the fucking internet? Who gives a shit?

Pliedes-
Yes, not only am I PN, I am also:
Vitruvio
Schroeder
Pliedes

Dirty & Ass Sniffer-
Hahah, I thought you guys had already learned your lesson about physical violence threats on the net. However, in order to keep my identity secret, I must decline a boxing match. Does this make me a pussy? Maybe in your stupid eyes, but I really don't give a fuck, otherwise I wouldn't have declined.

Saint DH · 10-01-2003, 06:43 PM

I have a feeling you would decline. Otherwise you wouldn't have declined.

Schroeder · 10-01-2003, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deep Kick:
Schroeder

You wish you could be me.

Deep Kick · 10-01-2003, 07:24 PM

Yes Schroeder, yes I do fucking wish I was you. It would be great to be someone who has no fucking fun in life, and has to edit his cusswords. Political correctness is so prevelant due to fuckers like you Schroeder.

Schroeder · 10-01-2003, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deep Kick:
Yes Schroeder, yes I do fucking wish I was you.

I thought so.

Niger Angelus · 10-01-2003, 08:17 PM

I think I would have to take Deep Kick's side on the remainder of the comment, which was not quoted.

Schroeder · 10-01-2003, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deep Kick:
Political correctness is so prevelant due to fuckers like you Schroeder.

That's f*ckers like me.

Deep Kick · 10-01-2003, 08:55 PM

Schroeder, You fucking dipshit... I throw you a fucking bone by not bashing you the way everyone else has, and how do you respond? By trying to use the trite wit of the rest of the nubblies members. Look, you're not funny, and you should know this by now. So don't fuck around trying to impress people by ATTEMPTING to make fun of me. Fuckhead.

Titan · 10-01-2003, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deep Kick:
Everytime I read one of my posts, I chuckle to myself.

It's too bad you don't have your own message board in which you're the only member. If you did, then 100% of the people would chuckle at your posts, as opposed to the strict .216% on here. But hey, that's the breaks.

Deep Kick · 10-01-2003, 09:06 PM

Titan, that post might have increased your cool level by 2%, but anything multiplied by 0, remains 0.

Fuck.. I hate bringing myself to the level of a dipshit like Titan. But, pussies like Titan call for pussy insults.

Titan · 10-01-2003, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deep Kick:
Titan, that post might have increased your cool level by 2%, but anything multiplied by 0, remains 0.

Great. Thanks for that.

Deep Kick · 10-01-2003, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Titan:
It's too bad you don't have your own message board in which you're the only member. If you did, then 100% of the people would chuckle at your posts, as opposed to the strict .216% on here. But hey, that's the breaks.

Great. thanks for that.

Titan · 10-01-2003, 09:22 PM

Oh is that what I said?
Fucksake, I had no idea.
"Great. Thanks for that."
Nice, I've heard that before somewhere.

[ October 01, 2003, 07:24 PM: Message edited by: Titan ]

Deep Kick · 10-01-2003, 09:38 PM

Oh is that what I said?
Fucksake, I had no idea.
"Great. Thanks for that."
Nice, I've heard that before somewhere.

Don't you get my implication? You tried to insult me with a shitty math equation. I did the same thing. Then, you being the dipshit that you are, tried to make fun of my insult, when yours was clearly just as fucking stupid. SO, I did the exact same thing back (hence my copying of your shitty insult).

Don't you fucking get it? Im trying to tell you that your insult wasn't a fucking insult. It was a shitty joke. I'm not saying mine was better, and I don't see why you're being a fucking dickhead.

Titan · 10-01-2003, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deep Kick:
I don't see why you're being a fucking dickhead.

Because I have a penis for a head.

Niger Angelus · 10-01-2003, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deep Kick:
I don't see why you're being a fucking dickhead.

Take a look at all of your posts and you may see why one may feel the inkling to be one towards you.

Deep Kick · 10-01-2003, 10:18 PM

Haha, I will give credit to Niger. You are right.

Niger Angelus · 10-01-2003, 10:21 PM

Thank you sir.

the_butcher · 10-02-2003, 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deep Kick:
And, as much as I would like to indulge, I don't believe it would be possible...

...because I am a Christian that uses the word "fuck" too much and I'm against fighting, just like Jesus.

Niger Angelus · 10-02-2003, 09:00 AM

Uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

VOL · 10-02-2003, 03:05 PM

Its time for VOL to get in on this.. Deep Kick .. You were just given a verbal ass kickin' vs. BDH... why do you feel that you can keep being the biggest moron on Nubblies. Perhaps we have found a bigger tool than me.

StabMaster Arson · 10-02-2003, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VOL:
Perhaps we have found a bigger tool than me.

Now hold on one god-damn minute... I don't think anyone would go that far.

Deep Kick · 10-02-2003, 07:02 PM

Butcher -
The problem with boxing against other teenagers, is that they do not know how to fucking box. What they know how to do, is FLAIL THEIR FUCKING ARMS. Which, is not boxing.

My point is, I refuse to box people who FLAIL THEIR FUCKING ARMS. It’s not fun or a measure of skill, because all they do is go fucking psycho for 30 seconds then fucking walk off as if they won the fucking match. I’ve “boxed” many times, and the problem with boxing most people, is that they don’t fucking know how too. When I box, I don’t throw cheap shots, I don’t throw rabbit punches, I don’t palm people, and I don’t step on feet. When I throw a left hook to the chin, I don’t throw it hard enough to knock someone out. Why? Because that’s fucking unnecessary. That’s why I don’t box anymore; boxing has turned into street fighting with gloves (or at least among teens). It’s fucking impossible to box someone who doesn’t know how to, without resorting to their level, which is bullshit.

Don’t fucking get me wrong. I’m not trying to sound like some fucking professional boxer. Hell, I’ve lost WAY more matches than I’ve won. But, I refuse to “box” people who don’t know how to box.

Vol -
Don't think for one fucking second that no one sees what you are trying to do. It's so blatantly fucking obvious that you are trying to get in everyone's good graces by insulting someone that they hate. Trust me, no matter how cool you try to act, no one will ever have respect for you, which is pretty fucking pathetic. I mean, this is the fucking internet and you can't even gain respect. I can't fucking imagine how much everyone must hate you in real life.

The difference between you and me is simple; you fucking strive for acceptance, while I have a fucking good time insulting any and every person that mistakenly thinks he is a bigger badass than me. Fuck Off already.

10-01-2003, 10:39 AM	#26 (permalink)
Trout Sniffer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 1,003 Internets: 123	I would love to box that fuckhole! I would kick the shit out of you Deep Kick. Na, fuck boxing. How about we just have a street fight to the death?
	The Glyde don't sign no autographs

10-01-2003, 06:29 PM	#28 (permalink)
Deep Kick Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 136 Internets: 10	BDH: You are right in a certain stupid sense. I don't know hardly anyfuckingthing about Linux/Unix. BUT, I do know enough to realize that for home use (which represents a huge fucking portion of the computer sector sales), Linux isn't practical. You can't use a large amount of everyday programs that you could if you used Windows. Sure linux is good if you are a computer whiz who has many servers, but how many people does that apply to? Hardly anyone. Oh Deep Kick, why do you cuss so much? Simple. Why the fuck not? Everytime I read one of my posts, I chuckle to myself. I obviously don't fucking talk like this in real life. But on the fucking internet? Who gives a shit? Pliedes- Yes, not only am I PN, I am also: Vitruvio Schroeder Pliedes Dirty & Ass Sniffer- Hahah, I thought you guys had already learned your lesson about physical violence threats on the net. However, in order to keep my identity secret, I must decline a boxing match. Does this make me a pussy? Maybe in your stupid eyes, but I really don't give a fuck, otherwise I wouldn't have declined.
	Shut Your Fucking Face.

10-01-2003, 07:24 PM	#31 (permalink)
Deep Kick Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 136 Internets: 10	Yes Schroeder, yes I do fucking wish I was you. It would be great to be someone who has no fucking fun in life, and has to edit his cusswords. Political correctness is so prevelant due to fuckers like you Schroeder.
	Shut Your Fucking Face.

10-01-2003, 08:17 PM	#33 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I think I would have to take Deep Kick's side on the remainder of the comment, which was not quoted.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

10-01-2003, 08:55 PM	#35 (permalink)
Deep Kick Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 136 Internets: 10	Schroeder, You fucking dipshit... I throw you a fucking bone by not bashing you the way everyone else has, and how do you respond? By trying to use the trite wit of the rest of the nubblies members. Look, you're not funny, and you should know this by now. So don't fuck around trying to impress people by ATTEMPTING to make fun of me. Fuckhead.
	Shut Your Fucking Face.

10-01-2003, 03:24 PM	#27 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	I'd love to see Trout use his indoor skills again. Go Rambones!

10-01-2003, 06:43 PM	#29 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,149 Internets: 284753	I have a feeling you would decline. Otherwise you wouldn't have declined.

10-01-2003, 09:06 PM	#37 (permalink)
Deep Kick Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 136 Internets: 10	Titan, that post might have increased your cool level by 2%, but anything multiplied by 0, remains 0. Fuck.. I hate bringing myself to the level of a dipshit like Titan. But, pussies like Titan call for pussy insults.
	Shut Your Fucking Face.

10-01-2003, 09:22 PM	#40 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Oh is that what I said? Fucksake, I had no idea. "Great. Thanks for that." Nice, I've heard that before somewhere. [ October 01, 2003, 07:24 PM: Message edited by: Titan ]
	I do what the fuck I want.

10-01-2003, 09:38 PM	#41 (permalink)
Deep Kick Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 136 Internets: 10	Oh is that what I said? Fucksake, I had no idea. "Great. Thanks for that." Nice, I've heard that before somewhere. Don't you get my implication? You tried to insult me with a shitty math equation. I did the same thing. Then, you being the dipshit that you are, tried to make fun of my insult, when yours was clearly just as fucking stupid. SO, I did the exact same thing back (hence my copying of your shitty insult). Don't you fucking get it? Im trying to tell you that your insult wasn't a fucking insult. It was a shitty joke. I'm not saying mine was better, and I don't see why you're being a fucking dickhead.
	Shut Your Fucking Face.

10-01-2003, 10:18 PM	#44 (permalink)
Deep Kick Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 136 Internets: 10	Haha, I will give credit to Niger. You are right.
	Shut Your Fucking Face.

10-01-2003, 10:21 PM	#45 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Thank you sir.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

10-02-2003, 09:00 AM	#47 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
	I enjoy knives and fire.

10-02-2003, 03:05 PM	#48 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	Its time for VOL to get in on this.. Deep Kick .. You were just given a verbal ass kickin' vs. BDH... why do you feel that you can keep being the biggest moron on Nubblies. Perhaps we have found a bigger tool than me.
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

10-02-2003, 07:02 PM	#50 (permalink)
Deep Kick Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 136 Internets: 10	Butcher - The problem with boxing against other teenagers, is that they do not know how to fucking box. What they know how to do, is FLAIL THEIR FUCKING ARMS. Which, is not boxing. My point is, I refuse to box people who FLAIL THEIR FUCKING ARMS. It’s not fun or a measure of skill, because all they do is go fucking psycho for 30 seconds then fucking walk off as if they won the fucking match. I’ve “boxed” many times, and the problem with boxing most people, is that they don’t fucking know how too. When I box, I don’t throw cheap shots, I don’t throw rabbit punches, I don’t palm people, and I don’t step on feet. When I throw a left hook to the chin, I don’t throw it hard enough to knock someone out. Why? Because that’s fucking unnecessary. That’s why I don’t box anymore; boxing has turned into street fighting with gloves (or at least among teens). It’s fucking impossible to box someone who doesn’t know how to, without resorting to their level, which is bullshit. Don’t fucking get me wrong. I’m not trying to sound like some fucking professional boxer. Hell, I’ve lost WAY more matches than I’ve won. But, I refuse to “box” people who don’t know how to box. Vol - Don't think for one fucking second that no one sees what you are trying to do. It's so blatantly fucking obvious that you are trying to get in everyone's good graces by insulting someone that they hate. Trust me, no matter how cool you try to act, no one will ever have respect for you, which is pretty fucking pathetic. I mean, this is the fucking internet and you can't even gain respect. I can't fucking imagine how much everyone must hate you in real life. The difference between you and me is simple; you fucking strive for acceptance, while I have a fucking good time insulting any and every person that mistakenly thinks he is a bigger badass than me. Fuck Off already.
	Shut Your Fucking Face.