Something I didn't want to see - Nubblies.net Forums

Pliedes · 01-18-2004, 08:43 AM

Have you ever seen something you really wish you hadn't? I have. Let me tell you about it.

There is a library on the 6th floor of a building in my dorm complex. It's the only thing up there, and it's just one huge room. Tonight, my good friend Titan and I, seeing it was getting late and knowing they closed at twelve, hurried up there to find a movie to watch. Whilst browing the many titles, the gal who was working struck up a conversation with us. She seemed like quite a cool chick and when she asked if I wanted to go to party I figured why not?

I'll abbreviate the next 4 hours.
Long walk. Fun party. Meet lots of new people. Other party. More fun. Police.

So let me describe our group at this point. Myself. The library gal. Chubby druggie kid. Normal but boring kid. Fat nice lonely kid. And normal girl.

Our group deciedes to head back to this gal's dorm room to drink and listen to music. When we arrive though, her particularly unpretty roomate had a particularly unpretty male friend over, and didn't want us there, as they were assumedly going to do particularly unpretty things.

Where to go, where to go? This gal, working in that sixth floor library, had a key to it. So knowing no one would be up there until late tomorrow, normal girl goes to her room to sleep, but we head up. If you haven't hung out in a library at night, let me tell you, it's actually really fun. Now, while I didn't drink at all this night, I think I had more fun then all of the people who were, as I got to laugh at all the stupid things they did. For instance, I saw one kid urinate out of a sixth story window, then almost fall out of it.

Fast forward to later though. I decide to run out to the gas station. I'm gone for quite a while, as the nearest gas station is a ways a way.

After my little expedition, I get back to the dormitory and climb the stairs. But when I get to the last flight, I notice normal boy and big boy were passed out against the wall. I thought to myself, why are they out here? I go inside the library.

There on the floor hippie boy and library girl are naked and having sex.

My god.

That was something I didn't want to see.

VOL · 01-18-2004, 11:29 AM

I'm getting my transfer forms right now!

Lethal · 01-19-2004, 08:07 PM

So you're saying you didn't join in?

Ugly Bastard · 01-19-2004, 08:20 PM

I think it's kind of cool that they had sex in the library on a Sunday night. Good story.

I was browsing rotten.com last night...saw some things I wish I hadn't. I saw some dude skydiving naked while I was in Florida a few weeks ago...sat next to him on the ride up...(picture 20 people in an area as small as a huge bathtub)...yep...right beside me.

-Ugly Bastard

Pliedes · 01-19-2004, 08:25 PM

Hahaha, that's great ugly. Have any good conversation with him?

VOL · 01-19-2004, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pliedes:
Hahaha, that's great ugly. Have any good conversation with him?

What do you say to a naked skydiver? I mean you have to be careful and not ask him if he needs a hand with anything.

Pliedes · 01-19-2004, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VOL:
What do you say to a naked skydiver?

How about "Don't get that caught in your parachute."

VOL · 01-19-2004, 09:26 PM

Or pull the right "cord" or your chute won't open.

Ugly Bastard · 01-19-2004, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pliedes:
Hahaha, that's great ugly. Have any good conversation with him?

Kinda...he was talkin to everyone on the ride up. It was his birthday, so he was doing a "birthday suit" jump.

Here is a picture of a naked skydive taking place. It's really humorous to see what a woman's breasts do while in freefall.

This most definetly would qualify as something you "didn't want to see", so click accordingly.

The following link will display a pornographic image on your computer, please understand this before clicking.

-Ugly Bastard

Pliedes · 01-19-2004, 09:34 PM

Hahahahahahahhahhaaaaaaaaaaaa!

That picture is hilarious!

VOL · 01-19-2004, 09:39 PM

I am utterly disturbed. They looked like upside down candy dishes.

long-since-forgotten · 01-19-2004, 09:45 PM

How old were those two girls?? 60????

Titan · 01-19-2004, 10:09 PM

I didn't know mammary glands could do that.
I'm not a big fan.

Ugly Bastard · 01-19-2004, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by long-since-forgotten:
How old were those two girls?? 60????

Honestly, probably not a whole lot older than you. Probably early 20s or so.

Freefall can fuck up the way ya look.

-Ugly Bastard

St. Anky · 01-21-2004, 03:11 PM

I'm sitting in that library now...

Pliedes, you've already told me this story once, but I'm curious, where EXACTLY did this Ron Jeremy Rides Again movie re-enactment take place?

Pliedes · 01-21-2004, 03:37 PM

I'll show you sometimes.

01-18-2004, 11:29 AM	#2 (permalink)
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01-19-2004, 09:26 PM	#8 (permalink)
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01-19-2004, 09:39 PM	#11 (permalink)
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01-19-2004, 09:45 PM	#12 (permalink)
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01-19-2004, 10:09 PM	#13 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	I didn't know mammary glands could do that. I'm not a big fan.
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01-18-2004, 08:43 AM	#1 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Have you ever seen something you really wish you hadn't? I have. Let me tell you about it. There is a library on the 6th floor of a building in my dorm complex. It's the only thing up there, and it's just one huge room. Tonight, my good friend Titan and I, seeing it was getting late and knowing they closed at twelve, hurried up there to find a movie to watch. Whilst browing the many titles, the gal who was working struck up a conversation with us. She seemed like quite a cool chick and when she asked if I wanted to go to party I figured why not? I'll abbreviate the next 4 hours. Long walk. Fun party. Meet lots of new people. Other party. More fun. Police. So let me describe our group at this point. Myself. The library gal. Chubby druggie kid. Normal but boring kid. Fat nice lonely kid. And normal girl. Our group deciedes to head back to this gal's dorm room to drink and listen to music. When we arrive though, her particularly unpretty roomate had a particularly unpretty male friend over, and didn't want us there, as they were assumedly going to do particularly unpretty things. Where to go, where to go? This gal, working in that sixth floor library, had a key to it. So knowing no one would be up there until late tomorrow, normal girl goes to her room to sleep, but we head up. If you haven't hung out in a library at night, let me tell you, it's actually really fun. Now, while I didn't drink at all this night, I think I had more fun then all of the people who were, as I got to laugh at all the stupid things they did. For instance, I saw one kid urinate out of a sixth story window, then almost fall out of it. Fast forward to later though. I decide to run out to the gas station. I'm gone for quite a while, as the nearest gas station is a ways a way. After my little expedition, I get back to the dormitory and climb the stairs. But when I get to the last flight, I notice normal boy and big boy were passed out against the wall. I thought to myself, why are they out here? I go inside the library. There on the floor hippie boy and library girl are naked and having sex. My god. That was something I didn't want to see.

01-19-2004, 08:07 PM	#3 (permalink)
Lethal Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Warsaw Posts: 491 Internets: 10	So you're saying you didn't join in?

01-19-2004, 08:20 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I think it's kind of cool that they had sex in the library on a Sunday night. Good story. I was browsing rotten.com last night...saw some things I wish I hadn't. I saw some dude skydiving naked while I was in Florida a few weeks ago...sat next to him on the ride up...(picture 20 people in an area as small as a huge bathtub)...yep...right beside me. -Ugly Bastard

01-19-2004, 08:25 PM	#5 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Hahaha, that's great ugly. Have any good conversation with him?

01-19-2004, 09:34 PM	#10 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	Hahahahahahahhahhaaaaaaaaaaaa! That picture is hilarious!

01-21-2004, 03:11 PM	#15 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	I'm sitting in that library now... Pliedes, you've already told me this story once, but I'm curious, where EXACTLY did this Ron Jeremy Rides Again movie re-enactment take place?

01-21-2004, 03:37 PM	#16 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	I'll show you sometimes.