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Ugly Bastard · 02-24-2003, 06:35 PM

Do you ever have one of those days, where suicide crosses your mind quite a lot, just so you can end the day.

I'm having one of those right now, allow me to vent:
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<LI>This morning, I was banking on my 8:00 class being cancelled due to incliment weather, so therefore, I stayed up really late last night. Well, no cancelled class...but I did have a mid-term exam in the class! That was fun.
<LI>Upon walking back from this 8:00 class that I so disgustedly went to, I fell on my ass. Yup...right on my ass. Nobody saw me, which was a good thing; but that doesn't change the fact that my tailbone feels like it's been through a blender.
<LI>I got back to my dorm after The Fall to realize that my cell phone fell out of my pocket, and my $100 Fossil Watch broke off of my wrist during this fall....Gone.
<LI>After sitting in my room sulking for a little while, I decided to go retrieve some lunch. I walked about a half a mile (5 minutes or so) to my favorite food establishment here on campus. I prepared my meal...walked up to the counter....and realized that I left my ID card in my room (you need that ID card for them to check your food out). So I walked back (5 minutes), got my card, and went back to the food place to get my damn shit (another 5 minutes.....that's 10 minutes wasted total).
<LI>I got back, after purchasing a Power Bar, a Salad, a Lean Pocket, and a Yogurt. So I'm feelin good...I've got my food, life is well. I get back to my room, and reach for the Lean Pocket so I can microwave it, lo and behold, the damn thing was already open. That's right, wide fucking open with freezer burn all over the crust. Fuck me.
<LI>But I decide, fuck it...I'll eat the Lean Pocket, I don't really give a damn at this point. I eat the fuxboar, and go for the yogurt. I hatch the lid on the yogurt open, and the shit explodes all over my face and my shirt...no good.
<LI>Well I just went to Geology class...had a pop-quiz...got a 3 out of 10 on it...before I left for class though, my shoelace broke as I was tieing it on my way out the door.[/list]
I realize it's only 3:35, so I might have an update or two as the day goes on.

But I've learned something from this day...I've learned that some people, like my good friend tonguegina, go through this bad luck every single day of their lives.

I will never make fun of that poor bastard again, because I have seen a day through his eyes, and I'm not liking what I see.

tonguegina, I'm sorry you have to go through shit like this everyday. I think God is showing me how much your life sucks today...and I'm getting His point quite well. Hope things start to look up for you, because this sucks.

-Ugly Bastard

Titan · 02-24-2003, 11:28 PM

Someone, please, bless these men before they die.

Niger Angelus · 02-25-2003, 01:02 AM

I found out I had a 'D' in precalc today, that is not good. Yeah and stuff.

tonguegina · 02-25-2003, 07:11 PM

Thank you for your kind words Ugly Bastard. You have no idea how many times I've come into this forum, expecting to start a rant, and having no idea where to begin. As unsettling as it is, this does sound like a normal day for me. At least you have lived one now, so that next year, whilst rooming together, you have a fucking window into my life. Fasten your safty belt, it'll be a bumpy ride.

Oh, and that part at the begining about it being one of those days that you are inclined to commit suicide...yeah, I was looking at a booklet/chart thingy last year during the suicide video we watched, and I'm very high on the side of "likely to commit suicide". They had all kinds of rankings and stuff, and at the end it warned me that I was "more likely to commit suicide than most people". Of course, anyone who knows my history would probably have already figured that out...

Maybe I should start one ginormous rant about all of the downfalls in my life. Hmm...

[This message has been edited by tonguegina (edited February 25, 2003).]

Titan · 02-25-2003, 07:22 PM

I think so.
I need one anyway, I'm in the dark here.

tonguegina · 02-25-2003, 07:35 PM

Alright Titan. Consider it done. Just for you, I will finally open up to Nubblies, and let them look into my trite and meaningless life. I will begin work on it as soon as possible, and lay out everything. This will be a huge ass post and will take some time, so be patient, please.

Titan · 02-25-2003, 07:43 PM

Weehee!

I've been waiting for a good, long, substance-filled post here on Nubblies for quite some time. I look forward to a thorough perusal.

victim · 02-25-2003, 08:48 PM

Damn Titan, I could write the mother of all fucking rants, but since I'd like to maintain some sense of anonymity here and commiting such a rant would blow my identity so far out of the water it wouldn't be funny. Actually, it'd be funny as hell... but I'm lazy, so don't expect it any time soon.

Titan · 02-25-2003, 09:12 PM

I do not doubt that all this which you have said is true.

victim · 02-25-2003, 09:23 PM

Yes, like you would not believe... but then again, you already do.

[This message has been edited by victim (edited February 25, 2003).]

tonguegina · 02-25-2003, 11:25 PM

Don't worry Titan. You'll still get mine. I've lost almost all anonimity on this site. Any retarded mother fucker that dosen't know who I am, will figure it out.

02-24-2003, 06:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Do you ever have one of those days, where suicide crosses your mind quite a lot, just so you can end the day. I'm having one of those right now, allow me to vent: <UL TYPE=SQUARE> <LI>This morning, I was banking on my 8:00 class being cancelled due to incliment weather, so therefore, I stayed up really late last night. Well, no cancelled class...but I did have a mid-term exam in the class! That was fun. <LI>Upon walking back from this 8:00 class that I so disgustedly went to, I fell on my ass. Yup...right on my ass. Nobody saw me, which was a good thing; but that doesn't change the fact that my tailbone feels like it's been through a blender. <LI>I got back to my dorm after The Fall to realize that my cell phone fell out of my pocket, and my $100 Fossil Watch broke off of my wrist during this fall....Gone. <LI>After sitting in my room sulking for a little while, I decided to go retrieve some lunch. I walked about a half a mile (5 minutes or so) to my favorite food establishment here on campus. I prepared my meal...walked up to the counter....and realized that I left my ID card in my room (you need that ID card for them to check your food out). So I walked back (5 minutes), got my card, and went back to the food place to get my damn shit (another 5 minutes.....that's 10 minutes wasted total). <LI>I got back, after purchasing a Power Bar, a Salad, a Lean Pocket, and a Yogurt. So I'm feelin good...I've got my food, life is well. I get back to my room, and reach for the Lean Pocket so I can microwave it, lo and behold, the damn thing was already open. That's right, wide fucking open with freezer burn all over the crust. Fuck me. <LI>But I decide, fuck it...I'll eat the Lean Pocket, I don't really give a damn at this point. I eat the fuxboar, and go for the yogurt. I hatch the lid on the yogurt open, and the shit explodes all over my face and my shirt...no good. <LI>Well I just went to Geology class...had a pop-quiz...got a 3 out of 10 on it...before I left for class though, my shoelace broke as I was tieing it on my way out the door.[/list] I realize it's only 3:35, so I might have an update or two as the day goes on. But I've learned something from this day...I've learned that some people, like my good friend tonguegina, go through this bad luck every single day of their lives. I will never make fun of that poor bastard again, because I have seen a day through his eyes, and I'm not liking what I see. tonguegina, I'm sorry you have to go through shit like this everyday. I think God is showing me how much your life sucks today...and I'm getting His point quite well. Hope things start to look up for you, because this sucks. -Ugly Bastard

02-24-2003, 11:28 PM	#2 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Someone, please, bless these men before they die.

02-25-2003, 01:02 AM	#3 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I found out I had a 'D' in precalc today, that is not good. Yeah and stuff.

02-25-2003, 07:11 PM	#4 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Thank you for your kind words Ugly Bastard. You have no idea how many times I've come into this forum, expecting to start a rant, and having no idea where to begin. As unsettling as it is, this does sound like a normal day for me. At least you have lived one now, so that next year, whilst rooming together, you have a fucking window into my life. Fasten your safty belt, it'll be a bumpy ride. Oh, and that part at the begining about it being one of those days that you are inclined to commit suicide...yeah, I was looking at a booklet/chart thingy last year during the suicide video we watched, and I'm very high on the side of "likely to commit suicide". They had all kinds of rankings and stuff, and at the end it warned me that I was "more likely to commit suicide than most people". Of course, anyone who knows my history would probably have already figured that out... Maybe I should start one ginormous rant about all of the downfalls in my life. Hmm... [This message has been edited by tonguegina (edited February 25, 2003).]

02-25-2003, 07:22 PM	#5 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	I think so. I need one anyway, I'm in the dark here.

02-25-2003, 07:35 PM	#6 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Alright Titan. Consider it done. Just for you, I will finally open up to Nubblies, and let them look into my trite and meaningless life. I will begin work on it as soon as possible, and lay out everything. This will be a huge ass post and will take some time, so be patient, please.

02-25-2003, 07:43 PM	#7 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Weehee! I've been waiting for a good, long, substance-filled post here on Nubblies for quite some time. I look forward to a thorough perusal.

02-25-2003, 08:48 PM	#8 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	Damn Titan, I could write the mother of all fucking rants, but since I'd like to maintain some sense of anonymity here and commiting such a rant would blow my identity so far out of the water it wouldn't be funny. Actually, it'd be funny as hell... but I'm lazy, so don't expect it any time soon.

02-25-2003, 09:12 PM	#9 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	I do not doubt that all this which you have said is true.

02-25-2003, 09:23 PM	#10 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	Yes, like you would not believe... but then again, you already do. [This message has been edited by victim (edited February 25, 2003).]

02-25-2003, 11:25 PM	#11 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Don't worry Titan. You'll still get mine. I've lost almost all anonimity on this site. Any retarded mother fucker that dosen't know who I am, will figure it out.