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[malibu]

Oh hell nah hell nah i know he did not,
His fuckin lines just made my mind rot,
I try to have fun and just mess around,
I started to float but he slammed me back down,
Well shit, "arrogant smart ass", let it be,
Affiliations don't mean a thing to me,
I thought about changing but now I'm stuck,
I stood up for my affiliation and now I'm fucked,
Oh well who cares I'm just havin fun,
But now we better all take off and run,
Cause Jesus Chrystler's gettin mad,
Well shit slow down son you'll make me sad,
Oh wait my bad, you thought you won,
But shit, just please don't spoil my fun,
Shampoo your balls? I think I'll pass,
But I know one thing you can kiss my ass,
I don't have time to deal with your shit,
Next time you diss me at least be legit!
Peace!

[ July 11, 2003, 08:59 PM: Message edited by: malibu ]

[Jesus Chrystler]

calm down there, little one
I was just having a little fun
looks like you may want a title run
but who the fuck are you to call me 'son'
your whole little attack back was whack
kiss your ass? shit, you can lick my skid-tracked asscrack
you really wanna battle me, why would you dare
it's obvious that you wouldn't have a prayer
but if you're sure this is what you want, just beware
you'll end up on your knees chokin on my pubic hair
you think you can keep up with me? bitch, you're wishin
now shut the fuck up and get back in the kitchen

[ July 12, 2003, 03:11 AM: Message edited by: Jesus Chrystler ]

[malibu]

Alright enough enough this shit is done,
Fuck battling even though it is kinda fun,
I don't wanna fight I just want to rhyme,
So I'm not even gonna waste my time,
Anyways, Jesus, I gotta give you props,
Your rhymes really are pretty hot,
So now I'll hand it over to you sir,
I know that your rhymes will be good for sure,
So take the mic and rhyme away,
Cause I could try and battle but that'd be gay...

[BigDongedHoe]

Malibu you obviously have a vagina
Your game is so pussy why don't you head to China
When I looked at this battle I saw something good
The rhyming was so grand I think Combat Chuck even popped a wood
Now we'll just all go back to our regular days
Sitting here bashing jake and all the gays
You sure do no how to ruin a good rhyme
but I guess that's what you'll get from someone who sucks dick for a dime.

[Jesus Chrystler]

sucks for a dime?
ya know that's a crime
might as well do it for free
you can start with... me
cause I go by Jesus, but you could call me Moses
cause I'll part your legs when your Red Sea is flowin
get you so wet, I should get a boat and start rowin
up in you, but you just groan "J.C. keep goin"
.
.
.
.
sorry, you backed down and I should just stop
but I read bdh's rhyme and this just seemed to pop
but when it comes to rhyming females, you know you're the top
now, who's next to step into Chrystler's butcher shop?
.
.
it's good to see that gaz finally gave up
it's hard to hang with the big dogs when you're just a pup
he must've finally realized that I'm the rhyme predator
and he couldn't outdo me if eminem was his editor

[Ugly Bastard]

Full of token comments, Jesus is.
Couldn't rap his way out of his family's biz.
Chokin on his Don's cum all day.
Shit, he wishes he could go out with Malibu and play.
She's suckin my cock right now, I'll tell her ya said hi.
Don't try to start shit with everyone, or we're bound to collide.
I'll bruise you and prove t'you,
that you have queers in your crew,
fearin my moves,
hearin my grooves.
Ain't nothin you can do to stop my blade,
shit, I slit'chya the day you were to get made.
How convienient that your ass is back in the tomb,
'cept this Jesus can't pull no miracles and pop back in the womb.
When you're rotting away in the bottom of the ocean soon,
I'll be out with your "bitches" pulling some poon.

-Ugly Bastard

[ July 15, 2003, 01:04 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

[Jesus Chrystler]

Ugly, good to see you quit kissin butts
read his last posts, he just got off my nuts
he's still talkin about this affiliation shit
hiding behind a facade, scared to admit
that he thinks long and hard to fake his wit
go ahead and talk shit about the mob
but try to do it more coherently than crackhead bob
oh, and you can have malibu, your mom's better at slobbin the knob
but, damnedest thing, I still go to your sister for a hand job

I shouldn't even respond, your rhymes are just dumb
Ugly, help me out here, what the fuck is a "cumb"?
(way to edit your post after I point out your mistake
but your whack ass rhyme is still fuckin fake)
your words here best belong under a circus tent
ok, little buddy, here's your assignment
try your best to get some refinement
don't post here again, till you get your words in alignment
a little advice, not just for Ugly, but whoever
the words always rhyme, you need to put them together better

[ July 15, 2003, 01:24 PM: Message edited by: Jesus Chrystler ]

[Jesus Chrystler]

I thought I was done, but I guess I'm not
I had too much fun, I'm just getting hot
as soon as I stopped, more rhymes came
ugly's slop invaded my brain
think you can top... me, you're insane
the style I drop, hard to explain
to really make it pop, I keep it arcane
the heart of hip hop, or am I too vain

[Ugly Bastard]

There he goes again, playin teacher.
Jesus tryin to be a teacher and a preacher.
So full of himself, he can't see that he blows.
Blows like his mother, and the rest of dem hoes.
If you read, half of his sentences don't make any sense.
Make up your mind, past, present, or future tense.
I don't mean to sound like an English teacher,
but he needs help before he tries to make it on a Jerry Lewis Feature.
Even the retards wouldn't rap with this whore,
his rhymes gave him the title "King of the Bores".
Everything Jesus says makes my ears sore.
Do this for a living? Sure, you're ass'll be poor.

-Ugly Bastard

[ July 15, 2003, 01:26 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

[Ugly Bastard]

What's this? The fag has more to say?
Can't let go of himself, someday he may.
He may when I rape his Mom and sister,
but only after I kiss'her and fist'her.
Shit, I don't need to use force to get them bitches in the sack.
Just like JC, they're quick to react,
to any male coming onto their shit,
yeah that's right, JC don't like the clit.
Go run back to your boyfriends, you hag.
With every "rap" you prove you're a fag.

-Ugly Bastard

[ July 15, 2003, 01:46 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

[Jesus Chrystler]

oh no! Ugly Bastard thinks I'm a homo
gettin desperate? you're really diggin deep
funniest thing is that I could out rhyme you in my sleep
talkin about Jerry Lewis? what are you, a comedian
your rhymes are lazy and dirty, you got the spic but where's the span

seriously though, your last attempt was awful
writing shit like that ought to be unlawful
you said a retard wouldn't rap against me, but then you do
what the fuck does this say about you?

way to keep it original, talkin about a sister and a mother
what's funny about that is I've got no sisters, just a brother
rhyming like me is a goal you'll never reach
yeah, I've got a lot to learn, but even more to teach
you definitely need something, maybe a tutor
cause you could never spit a rhyme if you can't even write one on your computer

this is where you step back to save face
don't worry, lil fella, there's no shame in second place

[Ugly Bastard]

"This is where I step back to save face"?
Startin to get nervous you can't run at my pace?
50 said it best, so I'll copy da pimp,
Ugly "don't back-down", you will soon though, gimp.
Claimin you're in first place,
like this is some god damn race.
Ya gotta earn some respect around here,
the only respect you get is at a meeting of the queers.
My wrath is coming near,
but do not fear,
you've got your queers,
they'll make you feel better, at least in the rear.
I hear you like to be on the bottom, oh my,
so do I, just not with some homeless guy.
I do it with your wife bouncing on my cock,
while you're out trying to buy a crack-rock.
Put that shit down, and re-read this post,
the voice of reason'll tell you to be gone like a ghost.

-Ugly Bastard

[ July 15, 2003, 04:12 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

[BigDongedHoe]

Both of you rhyme like a fag begging for a rimmer
There's no chance of being close to me, not even a glimmer
Oh Shit, look out the masters seeking you out
I have hoes sucking my dick at the voice of one shout
I'm hittin you so fast that your minds are all a blur
Shit JC why do you talk shit when your mom has no fur
She's just a lonesome whore searching for a dick
Whenever she wants a fuck I just send my best friend rick
Rick's cock is full of Aids
You mom's so infected pretty soon she'll be calling for maids
Ugly you act like your some sort of player
why don't you go back to listenin to slayer
Watching you two rhyme is like swimming in a creek
The only type of person who does it, is those that are geeks
I really don't think I need to do anymore lines
I'm just to fucking good I be handing out fines
So both of you listen up and take a lesson
I'll knock both your pussy ass's out I ain't even messin.

[Ugly Bastard]

BDH, you suck dick.
I'd like to add; you're a prick.
Some pirate, stabbin his buddy in the sack.
Shit, you suck, like I'd want you watchin my back.
I'd side with Jesus sooner than listenin to you,
as far as I'm concerned, you're no longer in this crew.
The Pirate's Code says to leave the weak behind,
well, you suck, so I guess I'll see you in time.
But only when I lap your ass on the track,
you'll see a sign, "Fuck You BDH", it's on my back.

-Ugly Bastard

[ July 15, 2003, 09:20 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

[Jesus Chrystler]

bdh, why do you have an ego, you've got no skill
your mouth is writing checks your ass can't fill
I feel bad responding, you're probably mentally ill
it's too bad your mom didn't take the morning after pill

handin out fines?
bitch, where's mine
you see, it's understood that I'm underfined
underestimated but not undermined
it's underlined, I'm not the underdog
even when I'm under the influence of alcohol
I'll never fall
at least to you
I'll kick your ass to kalamazoo
I'll follow through like I always do
beat your dad till he's black and blue
that busted fool, should've aborted you
yeah it's his fault and your momma's too
I heard that bitch is a dirty jew
and since grade school's
been compared to a garden tool

cryin for maids, B
shit like that don't fade me
your whack rhymes can't phase me
pickin a fight with me? you must be crazy
cause you against me is like Urkel battlin Jay-Z

[Jesus Chrystler]

bdh, the best thing you can do for me
is ignore me
cause it would floor me
if you came up with a rhyme that didn't bore me

I'm impervious to your attacks
I'll swing on you harder than any lumberjacks
I'll use my fists, you can bring your axe
I'll show you how it sounds when your own spine cracks

[Saint DH]

I'm a crazy mother fucker with an ice pick
Watch yourself or you'll be dead real quick
I'm the best, who you tryin to fool?
You rhyme like a retard, now whipe your drool
I kick ass, stick bitches, and hit switches
I'll lay your ass down, bury you in ditches
Revolver by my side, fingers itchy to shoot
Kill your whole family, and steal all your loot
You seem to forget you're fuckin with Dirty Harry
A high plains drifter, real fuckin scarry

Now don't forget, I'm the boss and you're the bitch
I'll treat you like I treat a snitch
Cut your head off, leave it in a ditch
Fuck the hospital, you won't need a stich
Your finger will be found in a McDonald's sandwhich.

[Spanish_Thug]

Dirty Harry acts all cool but he just a fool.
Talkin bout fingers in a sandwich
he just a little bitch
Dirty Harry you suck cocks
You better watch yourself
I'll slit your throat stick ya in a box.

[Saint DH]

Spanish_Thug, your rhyme sucked dick
Just like your mother, you stupid spic
I'm not surprised your English is so weak
Maybe next time you should think before you speak
Just some advice so you don't sound like a dumbass
Of course you can't help that since you flunked outta every class
Trying to battle me with a six line joke
Bitch I'm on fire, you're not even smoke
You're a pathetic piece of shit, and you're probably broke
Half your shit doesn't rhyme, the fuck are you thinkin?
You might as well quit now, you're already sinkin

Remember bitch, it's Dirty Harry
You talk shit about me bitch but you act like a fairy
Faggot mother fucker please learn your spot
Or you'll find your ass in a ditch, dead with one shot

[ July 26, 2003, 05:32 PM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

[Spanish_Thug]

You call me a spic, shit man suck my dick
Man your rymes are so dull, i bout put a bullet in my skull
you think you some kinda outlaw, yea well see who has the last laugh when i make you fall.
yea i'll put a bullet through your chest
then that'll show that i'm the best.
so go about your buisness lookin a smut,
sittin back fingerin your cunt

[Jesus Chrystler]

SpicAss Thug, you pickin a fight?
that only proves that you're not too bright
using "spanish" in your name like you want some civil rights
Spic mom, spic dad, but thanks to me your sister's half white
yeah, I took your mom, I pumped her and humped her
see I'm not racist, I fucked a border-jumper
take a step back and I might cut you some slack
even though you're a piece of shit whack assed wet-back

I'll leave you wonderin who's the
guy that fucked you up and bruised ya
kicked your ass just like your dad used ta
leave you layin there thinkin "no me gusta"

you want the top spot, you gotta face me
obviously, you were misguided aimin for Harry
but he'll take you out almost as quickly
you rhyme just a little too... well... spicly

[ July 27, 2003, 12:25 AM: Message edited by: Jesus Chrystler ]

[undisputed]

I think Rudy needs to get in on some of this shit. This guy can flow like noone I know.

[Saint DH]

I kinda like this thread...feel free to rhyme

Have you ever noticed, sometimes you flow, sometimes you don't?
Sometimes words come forth with ease, other times they just won't
This rhyme sucks dick, because it's one of those times.
When I just can't write shit that rhymes
Nevertheless, I'm writing this pure shit and hoping that it'll revive this thread
Even though the goddamned thing was just about dead
It's not always hard to rhyme, just use your head
If you fuck with me, your ass'll be dead
Thanks in advance, for reading what I said
That's it for now, fuck it, I'm going to bed

[ August 03, 2003, 11:52 AM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

[Jesus Chrystler]

word to your mother and word to her father
no one seems to post here, like they'd hate to bother
the rhyme king sittin high up in his throne
where'd malibu go, she could still get this bone
I'm patiently waiting, anticipating
some kind of response to this shit I'm creating
never fakin, always hating, masturbating
to televised figure skating
bored to tears, half to death
take a second to catch my breath
then back with another verbal assualt
you need to halt, it's not your fault
it's someone else's wound but I'll pour the salt
it's momentous, my apprentice
could take a line and bend this
back till it whacks and cracks his head
careful how you tread
might just leave you red
from all the blood you bled
just trying to save the thread
don't even remember what I said
but at least it's a post
and with that, late... I'm ghost

[Jesus Chrystler]

alright now, I'm sick of this shit
where'd everybody go? why'd you all quit
postin your thoughts in the form of rhymes
don't be afraid to spit some hot lines
and Malibu, I meant it. if you want the slap and tickle
you can bring your ass to me to get a taste of this pickle
doesn't matter if I think you're hot cause I know that my dick will
I'm just as crazy as Travis Bickell when I'm strapped with a gat plated in nickel
if you didn't know, that was a reference to Taxi Driver
I'm about twice as cunning as that nigga called Kuniva
Fuck the Dirty Dozen, I'm a dirty survivor
about to kick Arnold's ass just fuck Maria Shriver