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Unread 09-02-2003, 11:45 PM   #226 (permalink)
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*revives himself using ancient ninja tricks and stares at the_butcher to make him punch me

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Unread 09-03-2003, 12:41 AM   #227 (permalink)
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*punches ninja_master square in the nose, breaking it and causing blood to gush

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Unread 09-03-2003, 01:10 AM   #228 (permalink)
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*For the first time in his life pulls penis back into pants realizing that vol is staring at his penis and drooling at the thought of consuming anymore jizz.

*Chops Vol's leg off and procedes to beat the homosexuality out of him

*Realizes that is a lost cause and throws vol into a room with a bunch of gay guys

*Locks door in hope that none will ever be seen again

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Unread 09-03-2003, 02:35 AM   #229 (permalink)
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*realizes the futility in it all...then forgets what futility means
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Unread 09-03-2003, 08:44 PM   #231 (permalink)
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*surprised that BDH has spared everyone for once by putting his penis back in his pants.

"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."
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*Stabs Malibu just for fun.
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Unread 09-03-2003, 09:27 PM   #233 (permalink)
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*finds a lighter and burns fat_retard's hair off.

*then, puts him on a stake and spins him over a large fire rotisserie(sp?) style

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*Sneezes and puts out the fire.

*Hurls the stake at Malibu like a javelin, stabbing her through the brain.
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Unread 09-03-2003, 09:43 PM   #235 (permalink)
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*Pulls the javelin out easily by concetrating extremely hard.

*Turns the javelin around and aims it at fat_retard.

*He tries to run, but his sprint is equal to my walking pace.

*Throws the javelin with precise skill, and spear it right through his heart.

*Walks over to fat_retard, pulls out machete, and slices off his head.

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*Head grows robotic spider legs.

*Crawls back over to body.

*Fixes heart, comes back to life, and Re-attaches head.

*Ties up Malibu with Duct tape, rolls her up in carpet, and tosses her over Niagra Falls.
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Unread 09-03-2003, 09:51 PM   #237 (permalink)
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*Rips skin off along with duct tape, wounds bleeding profusely.

*Hits head numerous times on rocks on the way down.

*Unrolls gradualy out of carpet, and manages to roll way to bank.

*Boosts self out of water, and hijacks car to go hunt down fat_retard... happens to see him walking down the street.

*Hits him going 180 MPH obliterating his body into 187290 little pieces...

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*Each piece of body grows spider legs and come together to form an ambulance.

*Travels faster than light to block Malibu in the road.

*Puls cowboy hat out of pocket and begins surfing down a hill with it.

*Gives up on killing Malibu, but remembers he left his ambulance parked in the middle of the road.

*Malibu's Car hits the ambulance that just happens to have a nuclear warhead in it and her body is incenerated along with her brain and all hopes of retaliating agian.

*Walks pet baby down the street.
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*Shrugs shoulders and somehow magically comes back to life.

*Makes truce with fat_retard, but warns him he better watch out when he sleeps.

*Coughs uncontrollably thanks to good ole WCHS epidemics that spread like wild fire.

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*Realizes he doesn't have anyone to flirt with on Nubblies.

*Is jealous of fat and mal.

*Uses sarcasm in previous actions.

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Unread 09-03-2003, 10:23 PM   #241 (permalink)
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*Laughs and laughs.

*Happy that new avatar has finally shown up.

*Listens to some good music.

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*thinks that malibu would be the best person for the perfect murder.

*goes to find out

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*rips off SpanishThug's head

*shits down his neck

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*giggles... for now he has piliedes hair pasted to his face so he can pretend he has facial hair.

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*pulls plieds balls out his nose

*rips off his arms and beats him to death

*goes back to planing malibus death

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*smiles because he has facial hair without having to glue any on

*finds Spanish_FUCK and punches him square in the nose

*breaks nose, then cuts off ear

*pours gasoline over Spanish_FUCK's entire body and lights with last match left in the strip club matchbook

*walks away feeling better, fucker

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*kicks his dog and drinks a PBR

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*wonders how come them two stick up for each other so much.

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