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Ironic Mustache · 04-18-2005, 01:43 PM

Arguably the best game of its time.

The bloodiness and gratuitous violence are second to none in this murderous RPG. This game fucks shit up. The graphics are incredible. At one point you wake up next to two naked chicks, and I forgot I was playing a game and thought I was watching a porno. For an added bonus, you can play a mini-game where you fuck both chicks and if you win (by breaking ‘em off proper), you get extra power ups and shit.

RIDICULOUSLY fun as well. Not only are the actual fighting parts great, but there are interesting puzzles to solve too. Even the basic enemies, you have to learn different ways to beat or they’ll wreck your shit. You’re constantly learning new techniques and other stuff as well that makes the game never get old. I highly recommend this masterpiece to anyone who loves violence and nudity.

Mr. Blonde · 04-18-2005, 03:42 PM

I saw a preview for this, and I immediately wanted to play it. Gimme gimme gimme

the Butcher · 04-18-2005, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironic Mustache:
I highly recommend this masterpiece to anyone who loves violence and nudity.

finally, they're making games that appeal to me.

i've been contemplating getting a ps2 for the megaman anniversary collection and all of the gta's, but this game just makes my mouth water.

[ April 18, 2005, 02:32 PM: Message edited by: the Butcher ]

Mr. Blonde · 04-18-2005, 04:34 PM

Is it going to come out for Xbox at any time?

Ironic Mustache · 04-18-2005, 04:50 PM

I don't know, I haven't heard yet. Xbox would be stupid not to though.

Orgazmo · 04-18-2005, 05:19 PM

I've been looking forward to playing this for some time now. After reading your review, I'm not sure I can wait much longer.

Ironic Mustache · 04-18-2005, 05:22 PM

You might have trouble renting it. Most people are keeping it out for long periods of time and then it gets rented right away again. I suggest you get it immediately.

Orgazmo · 04-18-2005, 05:25 PM

I don't rent, friend. I pilfer.

Ironic Mustache · 04-18-2005, 05:26 PM

pilfer is a good word. I should do more pilfering.

04-18-2005, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironic Mustache:
pilfer is a good word. I should do more pilfering.

But you would be wrong do so:

You see, pilfering is something which is closely associated with pirateering. And Orgazmo, you see, is affiliated with the pirates. It simply would not be good or decent for a Ninja to pilfer, or to even refer to the act of pilfering. I suggest you stick to "stealing," or perhaps "stealthily confiscating"

Also avoid "plundering."

Ironic Mustache · 04-18-2005, 06:24 PM

Good idea. I suppose pillaging is out of the question too.

Alright then, I'll steal. What about usurp, can I usurp?

Orgazmo · 04-18-2005, 07:06 PM

A pirate would never usurp. So yes.

Ironic Mustache · 04-18-2005, 07:20 PM

But would ninja's usurp? I submit that they definitely would.

fat_retard · 04-18-2005, 09:34 PM

I got a copy the other day and for a damn good price(Its good having friends who work at sam goody.) I haven't beaten it yet but its pretty awesome so far. I really enjoy the button tapping mini-games used for finishing off the creatures. Another great addition is the ability to pick up a foe and tear him in half, fucking incredible.

Beebs · 04-18-2005, 09:35 PM

I believe a ninja would abscond.

Ironic Mustache · 04-27-2005, 12:53 PM

I've now completed the entire game, and am most impressed with it. The only problems I had with it at first were that some of the fight scenes tended to drag out a little bit too long and some of the "balancing/platform jumping" parts were a little ridiculous. I basically found that if you use magic way more often than I did, it kills enemies way faster.

As for the platforms, it's not that they were impossible, just annoying as hell. A little lengthy, and if you fell sometimes you had to go back to the beginning and start over. Plus mother fuckas are shooting you while you're doing it so sometimes you'd die without it being your fault. My qualms with this were basically all in the last level though, so no big deal.

Great game says me, the ending was nice.

Orgazmo · 05-25-2005, 10:42 PM

I just became the God of War.

Fuck Ares, he's a little bitch.

I know what you mean about how shitty the game gets in the latter levels. That spinning knife post thing that you had to climb...twice...ate cock. Outside of those small things, great fucking game.

If you haven't played it yet...go get it.

It has tits...and you can fuck bitches! Bitches.

Ironic Mustache · 05-26-2005, 11:48 AM

The spinning knife climbing scenario had me screaming at my TV on multiple occasions. And by TV I mean Transvestive. I would never yell at my beloved television.

04-18-2005, 01:43 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Arguably the best game of its time. The bloodiness and gratuitous violence are second to none in this murderous RPG. This game fucks shit up. The graphics are incredible. At one point you wake up next to two naked chicks, and I forgot I was playing a game and thought I was watching a porno. For an added bonus, you can play a mini-game where you fuck both chicks and if you win (by breaking ‘em off proper), you get extra power ups and shit. RIDICULOUSLY fun as well. Not only are the actual fighting parts great, but there are interesting puzzles to solve too. Even the basic enemies, you have to learn different ways to beat or they’ll wreck your shit. You’re constantly learning new techniques and other stuff as well that makes the game never get old. I highly recommend this masterpiece to anyone who loves violence and nudity.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

04-18-2005, 03:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I saw a preview for this, and I immediately wanted to play it. Gimme gimme gimme
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

04-18-2005, 04:34 PM	#4 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Is it going to come out for Xbox at any time?
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

04-18-2005, 04:50 PM	#5 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I don't know, I haven't heard yet. Xbox would be stupid not to though.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

04-18-2005, 05:22 PM	#7 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	You might have trouble renting it. Most people are keeping it out for long periods of time and then it gets rented right away again. I suggest you get it immediately.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

04-18-2005, 05:19 PM	#6 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,729 Internets: 311447	I've been looking forward to playing this for some time now. After reading your review, I'm not sure I can wait much longer.

04-18-2005, 05:25 PM	#8 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,729 Internets: 311447	I don't rent, friend. I pilfer.

04-18-2005, 05:26 PM	#9 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	pilfer is a good word. I should do more pilfering.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

04-18-2005, 06:24 PM	#11 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Good idea. I suppose pillaging is out of the question too. Alright then, I'll steal. What about usurp, can I usurp?
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

04-18-2005, 07:06 PM	#12 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,729 Internets: 311447	A pirate would never usurp. So yes.

04-18-2005, 07:20 PM	#13 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	But would ninja's usurp? I submit that they definitely would.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

04-18-2005, 09:34 PM	#14 (permalink)
fat_retard Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: a house Posts: 664 Internets: 10	I got a copy the other day and for a damn good price(Its good having friends who work at sam goody.) I haven't beaten it yet but its pretty awesome so far. I really enjoy the button tapping mini-games used for finishing off the creatures. Another great addition is the ability to pick up a foe and tear him in half, fucking incredible.

04-18-2005, 09:35 PM	#15 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	I believe a ninja would abscond.

04-27-2005, 12:53 PM	#16 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I've now completed the entire game, and am most impressed with it. The only problems I had with it at first were that some of the fight scenes tended to drag out a little bit too long and some of the "balancing/platform jumping" parts were a little ridiculous. I basically found that if you use magic way more often than I did, it kills enemies way faster. As for the platforms, it's not that they were impossible, just annoying as hell. A little lengthy, and if you fell sometimes you had to go back to the beginning and start over. Plus mother fuckas are shooting you while you're doing it so sometimes you'd die without it being your fault. My qualms with this were basically all in the last level though, so no big deal. Great game says me, the ending was nice.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

05-25-2005, 10:42 PM	#17 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,729 Internets: 311447	I just became the God of War. Fuck Ares, he's a little bitch. I know what you mean about how shitty the game gets in the latter levels. That spinning knife post thing that you had to climb...twice...ate cock. Outside of those small things, great fucking game. If you haven't played it yet...go get it. It has tits...and you can fuck bitches! Bitches.

05-26-2005, 11:48 AM	#18 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	The spinning knife climbing scenario had me screaming at my TV on multiple occasions. And by TV I mean Transvestive. I would never yell at my beloved television.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.