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Mr. Blonde · 01-27-2005, 06:27 PM

Although already very very stealthy, SBC has gotten very jealous of BOBC. He made him share the cloaking device. Ladies and Gent's, it doesnt get any more secret than this.

Ironic Mustache · 01-27-2005, 06:38 PM

You can't even tell it's there!!!!

Ironic Mustache · 01-27-2005, 06:39 PM

Wow, we've been talking about this for quite some time now. For some reason that impresses me.

01-27-2005, 06:41 PM

Indeed, good work Mr. Blonde.

Without this thread I would have never known there was a difference between a Secret Blue Cock or a Blatantly Obvious Blue Cock, let alone all the things that the two of them do (cloke, wear glasses, exhibit forms of jealousy, etc.)

Mr. Blonde · 01-27-2005, 06:43 PM

So far I think we're winning the war, fellow comrades of the Secret Blue Cock Advocates.

[ January 27, 2005, 03:59 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]

01-27-2005, 06:45 PM

I changed my mind.

Triceratops's are way fucking cooler than a penis.

Orgazmo · 01-27-2005, 06:46 PM

YEAH, FUCK YOU GUYS. THE TRICERATOPS IS THE BEST!!!!

Ironic Mustache · 01-27-2005, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DJ FC:
I changed my mind.

Triceratops's are way fucking cooler than a penis.

Traitor! It's not just ANY penis, it's the secret blue penis!

Mr. Blonde · 01-27-2005, 06:52 PM

I don't know about you guys, but that looks like a triceratops giving a Philippine Tarsier a blowjob to me.

Orgazmo · 01-27-2005, 06:53 PM

Here's the problem with both the Secret Blue Cock and the Blantantly Obvious Blue Cock: In order to maintain livelihood, they must be erect. What's that mean? It means that they have dependency on drugs (like Cialis and Viagra and shit like that). If those drugs are ever in short supply...of if the cash simply isn't there for SBC or BOBC, they'll immediately grow flaccid...thus losing the ability to move...at all.

I certainly don't want to be aligned with a creature that depends entirely on a prescription. I want to be aligned with a creature that can kill a whale! I want to be aligned with a creature that fuck 3 bitches at once with it's skull alone! I want to be with THE TRICERATOPS! *ROAR*

Mr. Blonde · 01-27-2005, 06:54 PM

I bet you do. it looks like it can suck a pretty mean dick.

Orgazmo · 01-27-2005, 06:55 PM

All Philippine Tarsiers are female. Nice try, bitch.

Mr. Blonde · 01-27-2005, 06:56 PM

http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache...e+female&hl=en

Steve Irwin · 01-27-2005, 07:07 PM

That site is full of CRIKEY! The truth o' the matter is ALL TARSIERS ARE FEMALE! They reproduce asexually. Sorry to burst your bubble, mate!

Orgazmo · 01-27-2005, 07:07 PM

Thank you for your expert clarification, Mr. Irwin. I certainly appreciate it.

The Discovery Channel · 01-27-2005, 07:21 PM

Mr. Irwin, we're sorry to inform you that your show has been cancelled, therefore terminating you from our studio. On top of the misinformation provided above, we have all decided here that your show just plain sucks. Have your things packed by 5:00 pm.

Orgazmo · 01-27-2005, 07:41 PM

I checked ip's. You're not really the discovery channel. Also, your avatar is way too fucking wide. Nice try, jackass.

Thanks again for that info, Mr. Irwin.

01-27-2005, 07:53 PM

It's true, I've seen a triceratops horn fucking 3 Philippine Tarsiers (which are entirely female)at the same time.

Meanwhile, the penis's just watched... in fully erect horror.

Ironic Mustache · 01-27-2005, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Orgazmo:
I checked ip's. You're not really the discovery channel. Also, your avatar is way too fucking wide. Nice try, jackass.

Proxy Server. That really could be the discovery channel.

Saint DH · 01-27-2005, 09:08 PM

I disagree with the fact that the SbC can only move when erect. I feel that it would be completely possible for him to turn limp and crawl around on the ground like a snake, or a worm.

Ironic Mustache · 01-27-2005, 10:17 PM

Dirty Harry has caught the correct.

Orgazmo · 01-27-2005, 10:59 PM

I'm not sure he has. Think of it this way: if a human lost its legs and arms (or if all of it's bones immediately dissolved)...it wouldn't be able to move like a snake or worm.

Perhaps the cock would be able to roll...but, as far as slithering goes, I'm skeptical at best.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-28-2005, 12:05 AM

Actually humans don't depend on bones for movement. It is the contraction of muscles that causes movement. So it could move around like a slug, or like a penis for that matter. Humans who have lost theyre arms and legs can move around. I didn't know triceratops could suck dick so well though, I might change my mind to the triceratops...NOT

Ironic Mustache · 01-28-2005, 02:16 PM

Cocks can slither whether they have bones or not. Fact.

Saint DH · 01-28-2005, 05:06 PM

All a cock has to do is shoot a little slippery semen down on the ground and they can slide around on the ground like a fucking blue racer.

01-27-2005, 06:27 PM	#51 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Although already very very stealthy, SBC has gotten very jealous of BOBC. He made him share the cloaking device. Ladies and Gent's, it doesnt get any more secret than this.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

01-27-2005, 06:38 PM	#52 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	You can't even tell it's there!!!!
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-27-2005, 06:39 PM	#53 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Wow, we've been talking about this for quite some time now. For some reason that impresses me.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-27-2005, 06:41 PM	#54 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Indeed, good work Mr. Blonde. Without this thread I would have never known there was a difference between a Secret Blue Cock or a Blatantly Obvious Blue Cock, let alone all the things that the two of them do (cloke, wear glasses, exhibit forms of jealousy, etc.)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

01-27-2005, 06:43 PM	#55 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	So far I think we're winning the war, fellow comrades of the Secret Blue Cock Advocates. [ January 27, 2005, 03:59 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

01-27-2005, 06:45 PM	#56 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	I changed my mind. Triceratops's are way fucking cooler than a penis.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

01-27-2005, 06:46 PM	#57 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	YEAH, FUCK YOU GUYS. THE TRICERATOPS IS THE BEST!!!!

01-27-2005, 06:52 PM	#59 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I don't know about you guys, but that looks like a triceratops giving a Philippine Tarsier a blowjob to me.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

01-27-2005, 06:53 PM	#60 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	Here's the problem with both the Secret Blue Cock and the Blantantly Obvious Blue Cock: In order to maintain livelihood, they must be erect. What's that mean? It means that they have dependency on drugs (like Cialis and Viagra and shit like that). If those drugs are ever in short supply...of if the cash simply isn't there for SBC or BOBC, they'll immediately grow flaccid...thus losing the ability to move...at all. I certainly don't want to be aligned with a creature that depends entirely on a prescription. I want to be aligned with a creature that can kill a whale! I want to be aligned with a creature that fuck 3 bitches at once with it's skull alone! I want to be with THE TRICERATOPS! ROAR

01-27-2005, 06:54 PM	#61 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I bet you do. it looks like it can suck a pretty mean dick.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

01-27-2005, 06:55 PM	#62 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	All Philippine Tarsiers are female. Nice try, bitch.

01-27-2005, 06:56 PM	#63 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	http://64.233.167.104/search?q=cache...e+female&hl=en
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

01-27-2005, 07:07 PM	#64 (permalink)
Steve Irwin Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 2 Internets: 10	That site is full of CRIKEY! The truth o' the matter is ALL TARSIERS ARE FEMALE! They reproduce asexually. Sorry to burst your bubble, mate!

01-27-2005, 07:07 PM	#65 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	Thank you for your expert clarification, Mr. Irwin. I certainly appreciate it.

01-27-2005, 07:21 PM	#66 (permalink)
The Discovery Channel Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cable TV Posts: 4 Internets: 10	Mr. Irwin, we're sorry to inform you that your show has been cancelled, therefore terminating you from our studio. On top of the misinformation provided above, we have all decided here that your show just plain sucks. Have your things packed by 5:00 pm.

01-27-2005, 07:41 PM	#67 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	I checked ip's. You're not really the discovery channel. Also, your avatar is way too fucking wide. Nice try, jackass. Thanks again for that info, Mr. Irwin.

01-27-2005, 07:53 PM	#68 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	It's true, I've seen a triceratops horn fucking 3 Philippine Tarsiers (which are entirely female)at the same time. Meanwhile, the penis's just watched... in fully erect horror.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

01-27-2005, 09:08 PM	#70 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,149 Internets: 284753	I disagree with the fact that the SbC can only move when erect. I feel that it would be completely possible for him to turn limp and crawl around on the ground like a snake, or a worm.

01-27-2005, 10:17 PM	#71 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Dirty Harry has caught the correct.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-27-2005, 10:59 PM	#72 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	I'm not sure he has. Think of it this way: if a human lost its legs and arms (or if all of it's bones immediately dissolved)...it wouldn't be able to move like a snake or worm. Perhaps the cock would be able to roll...but, as far as slithering goes, I'm skeptical at best.

01-28-2005, 12:05 AM	#73 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	Actually humans don't depend on bones for movement. It is the contraction of muscles that causes movement. So it could move around like a slug, or like a penis for that matter. Humans who have lost theyre arms and legs can move around. I didn't know triceratops could suck dick so well though, I might change my mind to the triceratops...NOT
	#YOLO

01-28-2005, 02:16 PM	#74 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Cocks can slither whether they have bones or not. Fact.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-28-2005, 05:06 PM	#75 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,149 Internets: 284753	All a cock has to do is shoot a little slippery semen down on the ground and they can slide around on the ground like a fucking blue racer.