No Gi Jiu Jitsu Clip

[Deadly Crescent Kick]

Originally posted by malice:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Deadly Crescent Kick:
you kids are delusional. you see 2 roid heads fighting in a cage and think its real fighting. those first UFCs didn't have the top REAL martial artists of the day. not only that, but how could a true master fight in those types of sporting events? if a true master were to fully use his chi on an opponent, he would maime or kill him! that is not the path of one who has mastered their chi. a red sash would never lower himself to prove how tough they are.

LOL!
This sounds like some bullshit excuse one uses to avoid the cage because that is where everything is REAL, you can train students and claim to be a master but how do you know what your capable of if you never put it to the test? These guys train daily and all of that Chi, kung fu, Miagi-do bullshit you see in the movies means Jack shit in the cage against these warriors.</font>[/quote]
there are no weight classes, rounds or "stand ups" in the street! look at all the things you CAN'T do in the UFC:

Fouls:

1. Butting with the head.
2. Eye gouging of any kind.
3. Biting.
4. Hair pulling.
5. Fish hooking.
6. Groin attacks of any kind.
7. Putting a finger into any orifice or into any cut or laceration on an opponent.
8. Small joint manipulation.
9. Striking to the spine or the back of the head.
10. Striking downward using the point of the elbow.
11. Throat strikes of any kind, including, without limitation, grabbing the trachea.
12. Clawing, pinching or twisting the flesh.
13. Grabbing the clavicle.
14. Kicking the head of a grounded opponent.
15. Kneeing the head of a grounded opponent.
16. Stomping a grounded opponent.
17. Kicking to the kidney with the heel.
18. Spiking an opponent to the canvas on his head or neck.
19. Throwing an opponent out of the ring or fenced area.
20. Holding the shorts or gloves of an opponent.
21. Spitting at an opponent.
22. Engaging in an unsportsmanlike conduct that causes an injury to an opponent.
23. Holding the ropes or the fence.
24. Using abusive language in the ring or fenced area.
25. Attacking an opponent on or during the break.
26. Attacking an opponent who is under the care of the referee.
27. Attacking an opponent after the bell has sounded the end of the period of unarmed combat.
28. Flagrantly disregarding the instructions of the referee.
29. Timidity, including, without limitation, avoiding contact with an opponent, intentionally or consistently dropping the mouthpiece or faking an injury.
30. Interference by the corner.
31. Throwing in the towel during competition.

the above highlighted techniques are mainstays in traditional martial arts. the UFC is afraid to allow them because they are aware of their effectiveness. if they were allowed, we'd see overweight, middleaged men (and is some cases women!) defeating these roid freaks in convincing fashion. this of course would ruin its slick marketing as the mystique would be gone.

where is the interest in "ultimate fighting" when anyone who learns to channel their CHI can beat these guys?

[ May 10, 2005, 04:11 PM: Message edited by: Deadly Crescent Kick ]

[Ironic Mustache]

LOL at Spitting at an opponent being a mainstay in traditional martial arts.

[bloodyfart]

timidity is

[Deadly Crescent Kick]

Originally posted by bloodyfart:
timidity is

what you call timidity, we call modesty. such is the path of a true warrior.

[malice]

7. Putting a finger into any orifice or into any cut or laceration on an opponent.

I would hate to be submitted by an anal fingerhook.

12. Clawing, pinching or twisting the flesh.

Indian burns suck too.

[Repugnant Abomination]

The man who was submitted by an anal finger hook is the man who never stepped into the ring again.

[malice]

I agree with that statement. I think Im going to try the anal finger hook on my girl next time I thumb her ass while pounding her from behind.

Actually would probabaly would be classified as an anal thumb hook.

Wouldn't UFC be great if weapons were allowed, and the opponents were allowed to kill each other? It would be similar to gladiator fights, and I would pay dearly to watch that.

[Deadly Crescent Kick]

SHOCKEEEERRRRR!!!!

[Ironic Mustache]

[ May 11, 2005, 10:56 AM: Message edited by: Ironic Mustache ]

[Deadly Crescent Kick]

lol

i forgot you had that.

[Ironic Mustache]

It's one of my prized possessions.

[bloodyfart]

go kings!

[Ironic Mustache]

Asshole.

[theMerciless1]

diaz is slick.
i hear theres this up and coming kid doud whos a REAL animal mainly because of a napoleon complex.

[Ironic Mustache]

All right who the fuck are you and how did you know I'm fucking great at jiu jitsu?

[Beebs]

Originally posted by theMerciless1:
diaz is slick.
i hear theres this up and coming kid doud whos a REAL animal mainly because of a napoleon complex.

Napoleon complex's are the shit.