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THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-30-2009, 05:02 PM

I went into a fit of rage when I saw the warsaw exit on the way home and I thought about jerad shaw. I hate that fucker. I thought I was close enough to him that I thought I could smell him. but then I realized it was just cow shit.

I want to make it my lifes work to fuck this guy up. I want him to have to eat through a straw. Who's with me?

TwoBlackEyes · 01-30-2009, 05:06 PM

I had no idea you were a published author.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-30-2009, 05:09 PM

You are probably the lamest cunt ever in the world times two plus infinity. I wonder what percentage of your posts contain the word "ad hominem?" I'm guessing at least 5-10%. Did you just learn it a few weeks ago or what?

Repugnant Abomination · 01-30-2009, 06:56 PM

Welcome to the gang, Id. Dance practice is at 6:30. Don't forget your tights.

f3lix · 01-30-2009, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by TwoBlackEyes

I had no idea you were a published author.

Why would you let us in on your shitter reading material?

Landing Strip · 01-30-2009, 07:53 PM

Boléro is freaking sweet.

Cocktooth · 02-03-2009, 12:52 AM

ID, I would love nothing more then you to swing by and get an ass beating. Just viewing your pics, I get the idea that I would have to use my left hand in order not to kill you.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-03-2009, 01:02 AM

You don't have the balls Shaw.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-03-2009, 01:20 AM

Shaw while you've been "getting warmed up" to my pics, I just did a straight combo of 40 tiekwondo moves to a picture I drew of your face. You'll be lucky if you end up in better shape than this piece of paper that is now in tatters. Now stfu before I threaten you a second time.

Cocktooth · 02-03-2009, 10:22 AM

You can throw out worthless threats, or just come get your ass beat. You can do all the practicing you want, but that paper didn't fight back. Just make sure you are up on your insurance payments. I also figure that if you are doing Taekwondo, you would know how to spell it. I guess they don't put the word on the front of your VHS box?

Repugnant Abomination · 02-03-2009, 03:29 PM

You better watch yourself, Shaw, our gang will dance circles around you.

Cocktooth · 02-03-2009, 03:59 PM

Yes, I'm sure you will do plenty of dancing around me, but won't come straight at me.

DDTempest · 02-03-2009, 09:00 PM

If they are cumming at you, i am sure it won't be straight.

ZING!

Cocktooth · 02-03-2009, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by DDTempest

If they are cumming at you, i am sure it won't be straight.

ZING!

Not really. Tried to hard on this one. You are better then that DD.

Repugnant Abomination · 02-03-2009, 11:44 PM

He's really not. Don't let the internets fool you.

Cocktooth · 02-04-2009, 01:58 AM

I have been impressed with him so far. Well, except for burning my Secret Santa present, only to turn out to be a huge pussy! Welp, maybe you are correct Repug!

Dent · 02-04-2009, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Shaw

I have been impressed with him so far. Well, except for burning my Secret Santa present, only to turn out to be a huge pussy! Welp, maybe you are correct Repug!

DD, I wouldn't take this shit.

Burn that fucker now.

DDTempest · 02-04-2009, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Shaw

I have been impressed with him so far. Well, except for burning my Secret Santa present, only to turn out to be a huge pussy! Welp, maybe you are correct Repug!

I am sorry for being somewhat respectful of a thoughtful gift and not actually burning it, I guess that makes me a huge pussy. Of course, you are the fag that sent a thoughtful gift.

Cocktooth · 02-04-2009, 01:49 PM

Being respectful would mean you have already cut more trees then Mr. Miagi. Tell me, how has my book helped you?? Use what assets I have given you.

DDTempest · 02-04-2009, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Shaw

Being respectful would mean you have already cut more trees then Mr. Miagi. Tell me, how has my book helped you?? Use what assets I have given you.

It's winter ... I have used neither the book nor the sheers, but when I cut something, I will surely post a picture.

01-30-2009, 05:02 PM	#1 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	I want to join the gang that can perform the Boléro I went into a fit of rage when I saw the warsaw exit on the way home and I thought about jerad shaw. I hate that fucker. I thought I was close enough to him that I thought I could smell him. but then I realized it was just cow shit. I want to make it my lifes work to fuck this guy up. I want him to have to eat through a straw. Who's with me?
	#YOLO

01-30-2009, 05:09 PM	#3 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	You are probably the lamest cunt ever in the world times two plus infinity. I wonder what percentage of your posts contain the word "ad hominem?" I'm guessing at least 5-10%. Did you just learn it a few weeks ago or what?
	#YOLO

02-03-2009, 12:52 AM	#7 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	ID, I would love nothing more then you to swing by and get an ass beating. Just viewing your pics, I get the idea that I would have to use my left hand in order not to kill you.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

02-03-2009, 01:02 AM	#8 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	You don't have the balls Shaw.
	#YOLO

02-03-2009, 01:20 AM	#9 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	Shaw while you've been "getting warmed up" to my pics, I just did a straight combo of 40 tiekwondo moves to a picture I drew of your face. You'll be lucky if you end up in better shape than this piece of paper that is now in tatters. Now stfu before I threaten you a second time.
	#YOLO

01-30-2009, 05:06 PM	#2 (permalink)
TwoBlackEyes Been told twice Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 312 Internets: 1299	I had no idea you were a published author.

01-30-2009, 06:56 PM	#4 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Welcome to the gang, Id. Dance practice is at 6:30. Don't forget your tights.

01-30-2009, 07:53 PM	#6 (permalink)
Landing Strip Resident Pube Inspector Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 96 Internets: 299	Boléro is freaking sweet.

02-03-2009, 10:22 AM	#10 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	You can throw out worthless threats, or just come get your ass beat. You can do all the practicing you want, but that paper didn't fight back. Just make sure you are up on your insurance payments. I also figure that if you are doing Taekwondo, you would know how to spell it. I guess they don't put the word on the front of your VHS box?
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too. Last edited by Cocktooth; 02-03-2009 at 03:08 PM.

02-03-2009, 03:29 PM	#11 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	You better watch yourself, Shaw, our gang will dance circles around you.

02-03-2009, 03:59 PM	#12 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Yes, I'm sure you will do plenty of dancing around me, but won't come straight at me.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

02-03-2009, 11:44 PM	#15 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	He's really not. Don't let the internets fool you.

02-04-2009, 01:58 AM	#16 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	I have been impressed with him so far. Well, except for burning my Secret Santa present, only to turn out to be a huge pussy! Welp, maybe you are correct Repug!
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

02-04-2009, 01:49 PM	#19 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Being respectful would mean you have already cut more trees then Mr. Miagi. Tell me, how has my book helped you?? Use what assets I have given you.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.