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THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-02-2009, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Orgazmo

Don't adopt him, DD. He'll turn on and leave on every light in any room in your house he's ever so much as thought about entering. He'll also eat the leftovers in your fridge without a second's worth of thought. Oh, and he'll fuck guys.

On the other hand, he will fold his blanket before he leaves in the early morning hours.

Just some things to consider.

All of these are damn lies, DDTempest. I am always the first person to conserve energy and I am always turning off unused appliances. In fact one time I didn't know any better and thought I was doing good by turning off my mini fridge over summer vacation (it got all moldy and shit grew inside). This is a curious accusation from someone who doesn't even recycle. It's also not even in my character to even dream of raiding someones fridge.

However, I do fold blankets on occasion.

DDTempest · 04-02-2009, 06:39 PM

I really am looking for a smaller child to start with, something that I can beat and hone my disciplinary craft. You sir, while a handsome and enterprising fellow, are a Lenny. I do not need your Lenny strength running around my house petting rabbits (or women) to death.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-02-2009, 06:49 PM

tell me the story about da wabbits

BigDongedHoe · 04-02-2009, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by DDTempest

I really am looking for a smaller child to start with, something that I can beat and hone my disciplinary craft. You sir, while a handsome and enterprising fellow, are a Lenny. I do not need your Lenny strength running around my house petting rabbits (or men) to death.

fixed

Mr. Blonde · 04-03-2009, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by DDTempest

You guys should all go to Never Never Land so that you can stay boys forever.

This is what I mean by being expected to have kids. If you dont' have them by the time you're 30, you're immature and irresponsible. God forbid you want to live your own life for a while without living completely and 100% for someone else, which, I assure you, once you have kids you WILL be doing.

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Originally Posted by DDTempest

Why do I want kids? Ask any reasonable person that have ever raised a child what the most rewarding thing they have ever done / what they are most proud of in their entire life?

Maybe, maybe not. Not a whole lot of people can really go around saying that it was a mistake, due to the same family of social repercussions mentioned above.

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Originally Posted by DDTempest

Kids are fucking hilarious.

I will give you this.

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I simply cannot fathom the idea of going through life and not experiencing it. Do I want to wait? Fuck no. I am 27 now, in the next few years I would like to start popping them out because I don't want to be in my mid-fifties with a kid in fucking high school. I don't want to try cobbling together my kid's education and my own retirement in that ten year "oh shit" stretch that so many people go through.

I personally don't want to have children unless I can guarantee they will be in an upper-middle to upper-class lifestyle, period. Now i'm saying this is ME, not speaking for everyone else, but If I have to "juggle" to take care of myself and my family, I simply won't have a family...seems like a simple stress-preventer to me. I don't know about you guys, but I grew up with my parents CONSTANTLY fighting about money. I would have rather have had them be old as fuck and mostly chilled out than relatively young and having money problems for the next 20 years. But they also popped out 4 of us...dumb.

Cocktooth · 04-03-2009, 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by BigDongedHoe

I'd trade places with Jessica Biel so I could stare and play with myself all day long.

I want to see BDH trade places with Jessica Biel only to see him give birth to a child. Ohhh what whiny bitch he could be then!!!! Granted, I would be the biggest bitch of them all, but let's focus on BDH and his comments!

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-03-2009, 02:35 AM

Shaw has got some spunk in this thread.

Cocktooth · 04-03-2009, 04:32 AM

I'm a heavy spunker. It's been proven.

f3lix · 04-04-2009, 01:38 AM

I'd like kids because I want a family and that network of support. Every one of my cousins have been unreliable fucks, thus I had quite a lonely childhood being an only child and no reliable cousins makes me want a family.

Ugly Bastard · 04-04-2009, 01:54 AM

You guys have really provided very admirable reasons for why you want kids in this thread. (9)

f3lix · 04-04-2009, 02:16 AM

That's admirable of you to think we need to give reasons for our personal choices in life (10)

Mr. Blonde · 04-04-2009, 03:08 AM

He's got kind of a point, UB. I DID ask for personal reasons why one would want to, moreso just so I can understand the mindset.

Literally,

the only reason I personally would even imagine wanting to have kids is just because thats what we're "supposed" to do. Whether or not we think they are good or bad reasons or not really is kinda inconsequential.

Ugly Bastard · 04-04-2009, 06:36 AM

Nice strawman argument f3lix. (0)

DJ FC · 04-04-2009, 11:57 AM

I don't see where F3lix offered a straw man argument. (10)(9)

f3lix · 04-06-2009, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by George W. Bush

I don't see where F3lix offered a straw man argument. (10)(9)

That's because I didn't.

Ugly Bastard · 04-07-2009, 01:11 AM

Sure you did.

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Originally Posted by f3lix

That's admirable of you to think we need to give reasons for our personal choices in life

That statement implies that, at some point, I suggested you guys "need" to give reasons for your personal choices (in this case, having children). I did no such thing. You volunteered the information and I told you I think your reasons are hallow.

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f3lix · 04-07-2009, 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

Sure you did.

That statement implies that, at some point, I suggested you guys "need" to give reasons for your personal choices (in this case, having children). I did no such thing. You volunteered the information and I told you I think your reasons are hallow.

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Then WTF is this?

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Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

You guys have really provided very admirable reasons for why you want kids in this thread. (9)

Ugly Bastard · 04-07-2009, 02:27 AM

[ ] A demand
[x] An observation

angry pancake · 04-08-2009, 10:23 AM

Kids are too much work. Not worth the effort.

04-02-2009, 06:49 PM	#103 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	tell me the story about da wabbits
	#YOLO

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	#YOLO

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04-04-2009, 11:57 AM	#114 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	I don't see where F3lix offered a straw man argument. (10)(9)
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them. Last edited by DJ FC; 04-04-2009 at 12:19 PM.

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Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	He's got kind of a point, UB. I DID ask for personal reasons why one would want to, moreso just so I can understand the mindset. Literally, the only reason I personally would even imagine wanting to have kids is just because thats what we're "supposed" to do. Whether or not we think they are good or bad reasons or not really is kinda inconsequential.

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