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Unread 09-17-2003, 09:15 PM   #351 (permalink)
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*Doesn't like being punched in the face by someone who likes Godsmack.

*Stabs Schroeder, while explaining that he always just called a katana a fish because thats what they do where he's from.
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Unread 09-17-2003, 09:36 PM   #352 (permalink)
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*Can handle being stabbed, maimed, and killed--just hopes he isn't doused with semen
*Thinks Wayne should stay away from BDH...

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Unread 09-17-2003, 11:19 PM   #353 (permalink)
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*finally wakes up from unconciousness induced by spanish_rimgiver.

*wonders why Pliedes keeps fucking her.

*realizes she has never consisted fucking... gasps and says rape?!? Then realizes it doesn't matter shrugs her shoulders and goes on with her dull and uninteresting life.

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Unread 09-18-2003, 01:30 AM   #354 (permalink)
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*tells Malibu to shut up

*fucks Malibu again
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Unread 09-18-2003, 11:38 PM   #355 (permalink)
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*wonders why she always gets fucked but realizes she will just be told to shut up and get fucked again.

*sighs in exhaustion

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*likes that Malibu is getting exhusted

*fucks her again
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Unread 09-19-2003, 12:12 AM   #357 (permalink)
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*too worn out to stand up

*sits in a chair recovering

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Unread 09-19-2003, 12:53 AM   #358 (permalink)
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*fucks Malibu on the chair

*fucks Malibu standing up

*fucks Malibu while running her into a wall

*whistles for Combat to come re-drywall the wall because of all the new holes in it

*continues fucking Malibu while Combat fixes things
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Unread 09-19-2003, 12:57 AM   #359 (permalink)
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*exclaims jesus criminy because Pliedes is going crazy

*feels very awkward considering Combat is fixing things

*takes that back feels very awkward overall because she is continuously being raped or fucked

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*wants to know if Malibu doesn't like it, because then I'll stop
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*realizes that malibu enjoys the constant fucking of Pliedes

*turns around to find Schroeder masturbating to Pliedes and malibu's sexfest

*kicks him in the jaw for no reason other than the fact that he is a total douchebag

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*thinks "Pliedes and Malibu's Sexfest", I like that...
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*thinks about all the possiblities of making that into a video to sell for "only available through this special tv offer" infomercials...

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*shakes her head and just says oh geez

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*finds the shaking of the head somewhat attractive

*proceeds to violate malibu's most notorious of orifices

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Unread 09-20-2003, 05:09 AM   #366 (permalink)
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*thinks Stabmaster is definately refering to Malibu's ear... they're a great fuck.
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*could go for some good rim

*realizes that awhile back Spanish_Spic said that Fruitacious was a dumbass for saying that a "SPANISH" person was a mexican, when actually he's a Puerto Rican

*Wishes he had an "emohawk" and played in a hardcore band.

*realizes that he'll never be that cool, and burns all of the girl pants that he once considered wearing.

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*thinks, "emohawk", I like that term... good call Fruity
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* listens to all this

* now knows why malibu's wall looked funny today

* laughs and eats some popcorn

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*knows that the true term of the ultra-trendy, ultra-stupid mohawk commonly seen being sported by the emo kids is called a "fashion-hawk"

*enjoyed throwing piles of trash outside of car last night at show

*feels good about littering

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*wants to kick Fruit's ass because she knows who he is implying. Thinks of what she will say next time she sees Fruit. "Douchebag" sounds about right.

*kicks herself for making stupid decisions like she did last night that have gotten her grounded.

*thinks no wonder she has a headache she is getting fucked in the ears... runs away and goes to buy a helmet to protect her ears from any further fucking.

*buys a suit of armor to protect herself from fucking of any kind.

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*Realizes just how much he hates emo, and searches for some random person with trendy boxframe glasses and a "fashion-hawk".

*punches the emo kid in the stomach so hard that it ruptures his spleen.

*surgically sews the emo kid's spleen back together, then procedes to punch him and rupture his spleen once again.

*Laughs hysterically and starts doing cool looking karate moves even though there is no one around him.

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*Wishes he could get back into town and get his fakehawk re-done because his hair is getting uncomfortably long.

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*knows that even armor won't stop my penis from entering malibu

*fucks malibu right through the armor

*fucks her in the ear again

*gives new meaning to the term "humping her brains out"
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*shudders at the thought of being fucked in the ear.

*throws the suit of armor out.

*sets self on fire and dares Pliedes to try to fuck her while she is on fire.

*burns away.

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