10-21-2002, 12:12 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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When it comes to being immortal, I'm all for it. If you want to be immortal, all you need is a nifty immortality ring. If you want one for free, or want to be able to make one (or even want to buy one), just go here.
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10-21-2002, 10:13 PM | #2 (permalink) |
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amazing...this website made me laugh really hard, while i would like to live forever, i do not feel that purchasing a ring from this website would allow me to do so.
now that i think about it, i dont think i would really want to live forever. i would want to live for a long long time, and i would also like to be able to get hit by a bus and just sit right back up, but after like a couple hundred years i would probably want to do die. |
10-21-2002, 11:03 PM | #3 (permalink) |
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I whole-heartedly agree with not wanting to live forever. There must come a time that living would be boring and wanting to know what lies on the otherside a must. When such a time arose, one would simply remove the ring...that's how I understand it, at least.
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10-22-2002, 06:24 PM | #4 (permalink) |
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The Cockstarr would like to state that he, in fact, owns an eternal life cock ring. The Cockstarr's ring is similar in design but is only warn during intercourse on the Cockstarr's mighty member. if any of you are interested in purchasing one of the Cockstarr's eternal life cock rings, please email the Cockstarr for pricing and other information.
please note: upon purchasing an eternal life cock ring, the Cockstarr personally guarantees the wearer of the ring will live forever. if, by off-chance, death occurs, simply return the eternal life cock ring for a full refund minus shipping and handling. tm. Cockstarr Enterprises. milwaukee, wisconsin. 1988-2002 |