Studying While Taking A Shit - Nubblies.net Forums

Ugly Bastard · 09-17-2003, 12:39 PM

I've discovered a new time-saver, boys and girls. Studying while taking a shit. The average person probably spends about ten minutes a day pinching off a loaf. Well, the way I see it, what are you doing other than just sitting there staring a wall for that ten minutes? Not a damn thing, that's your answer. Well, if you bring your notes, or a textbook into the bathroom with you, and study while you're dropping your friends off at the pool, you'll be amazed by how much you can learn.

I just tried it this morning, because I have a test in a few minutes that I haven't studied for. I woke up and thought to myself "I really should study for that test before I go take it...but damn, I have to take a shit, so that won't leave me much time to study." But then a little light bulb came on in my mind that said to me: "Why not just study while you're taking a shit."

So I did, and it was good. I feel far more prepared for this test than I would've been if I hadn't studied while taking a shit, and instead decided to study in the three minute block of time it took me to compose this post.

Studying While Taking A Shit: A+

-Ugly Bastard

[ September 17, 2003, 10:40 AM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

Pliedes · 09-17-2003, 01:50 PM

A good idea, but my time on the crapper never exceeds more than a minutes... so yeah, doesn't work for me.

StabMaster Arson · 09-18-2003, 02:17 AM

I figure a lot of the average day is wasted eating too, so I've started sitting down to shit while eating. There's nothing quite like leaving a steamer and eating a hot bowl of macaroni at the same time.

Combat Chuck · 09-18-2003, 09:53 PM

Mmmmm.....macaroni on the john. Classic Stab. Classic.

Anyway, I think that I'd be too paranoid about some kind of freak accident happening where I accidentally got shit on my notes, or on my book, or had to put my book down to wipe myself and set it in a puddle of water.....the possibilities are endless, but the result is the same. Damaged textbooks/notes. Not good. I'll just leave my studying for when I'm urinating.

StDx · 09-19-2003, 05:06 AM

I don't have to study while in the throes of shititude, I get all of my studying done while masturbating.

Osiris · 09-19-2003, 02:15 PM

Speaking of bathroom fanatics...

You know when you're standing there taking a piss in a stall, and you see someone's feet as they're sitting there taking a shit (and studying)? Well, I like to aim at their feet and piss all over their shoes and floor. Then I run, knowing I have a head start...

Titan · 12-08-2003, 03:25 PM

Has anyone ever tried eating while taking a shit?

'Cuz there have been many-a-time where I've been eating something and had to take a shit real bad and thought, "Should I take this into the stall? Or not? Or just finish the food first?" I mean you'd be multi-tasking and all... so that's good. The only thing that bothers me is the possibility that I'll think I'm eating feces if I smell poop and eat food. That would kind of put a damper on my meal... and my pooping.

Ugly Bastard · 12-08-2003, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Titan:
Has anyone ever tried eating while taking a shit?

No, that's fucking disgusting. I won't even talk on the phone while taking a shit. There's just something about the whole scene that I find impure, so I try not to mix too many fascets of my life with it. Except studying of course...

-Ugly Bastard

Orgazmo · 12-08-2003, 04:13 PM

Quote:

I won't even talk on the phone while taking a shit.

Since when?

Ugly Bastard · 12-08-2003, 04:19 PM

Since forever. Have I ever called you while I was taking a shit? No.

I may have answered my phone, and engaged in a quick word, but I don't place calls, or walk into the bathroom to take a shit in the middle of a call.

-Ugly Bastard

Orgazmo · 12-08-2003, 04:23 PM

Alright, just wanted to clarify a bit.

Ugly Bastard · 12-08-2003, 04:30 PM

Am I errant somewhere?

-Ugly Bastard

Pliedes · 12-08-2003, 04:56 PM

I'm a big fan of taking a piss while talking to someone on the phone. They're chatting along and all of a sudden they hear the unmistakable noise of urine hitting toilet water... I laugh.

Cocktooth · 12-08-2003, 06:37 PM

I love dropping a fat deuce bomb while talking on the phone....I also feel pliedes in that my shits never take longer then a minute...i hate spending time on the pooper trying to cut one off....Pooping is a man's time to be by himself..maybe read some smut mags or sports mags but never homework....your time is to precious on the bowl to spend it doing hwork

Trout Sniffer · 12-08-2003, 06:55 PM

I love talking on the phone while taking a shit. You're not wasting your time shitting and it's effortless.

AnotherUmbrage · 12-08-2003, 07:43 PM

None of the things mentioned above really bother me too bad. Shitting and studying, that's alright, I have no problem with that..as long as I know it's going to be a hell of a long shit (which doesnt happen much, at all.). And eating while taking a shit, that's fine too. But yeah, the smell of the food and the lovely scent of Shit does not mix so well. But if I'm really that hungry then why the hell not? When it comes to talking on the phone while on pooper, I usually get off of the phone, put them on hold, tell them it's time for a poo and I'll call them back (unless the don't mind), or I just dont answer the phone. But pissing while keeping up a conversation is done all the time by me (depending on who im talking to). Wow, how ladylike can I be?

Titan · 12-08-2003, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AnotherUmbrage:
Wow, how ladylike can I be?

Obviously not very.

StabMaster Arson · 12-10-2003, 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Titan:
Has anyone ever tried eating while taking a shit?

Quote:

Originally posted by StabMaster Arson:I figure a lot of the average day is wasted eating too, so I've started sitting down to shit while eating. There's nothing quite like leaving a steamer and eating a hot bowl of macaroni at the same time.

Titan · 12-10-2003, 08:33 AM

Oh.
Neat.
Fuck.
Steamer.

09-18-2003, 02:17 AM	#3 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	I figure a lot of the average day is wasted eating too, so I've started sitting down to shit while eating. There's nothing quite like leaving a steamer and eating a hot bowl of macaroni at the same time.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

12-08-2003, 03:25 PM	#7 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Has anyone ever tried eating while taking a shit? 'Cuz there have been many-a-time where I've been eating something and had to take a shit real bad and thought, "Should I take this into the stall? Or not? Or just finish the food first?" I mean you'd be multi-tasking and all... so that's good. The only thing that bothers me is the possibility that I'll think I'm eating feces if I smell poop and eat food. That would kind of put a damper on my meal... and my pooping.
	I do what the fuck I want.

12-08-2003, 06:37 PM	#14 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	I love dropping a fat deuce bomb while talking on the phone....I also feel pliedes in that my shits never take longer then a minute...i hate spending time on the pooper trying to cut one off....Pooping is a man's time to be by himself..maybe read some smut mags or sports mags but never homework....your time is to precious on the bowl to spend it doing hwork
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12-08-2003, 06:55 PM	#15 (permalink)
Trout Sniffer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 1,003 Internets: 123	I love talking on the phone while taking a shit. You're not wasting your time shitting and it's effortless.
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12-10-2003, 08:33 AM	#19 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Oh. Neat. Fuck. Steamer.
	I do what the fuck I want.

09-17-2003, 12:39 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I've discovered a new time-saver, boys and girls. Studying while taking a shit. The average person probably spends about ten minutes a day pinching off a loaf. Well, the way I see it, what are you doing other than just sitting there staring a wall for that ten minutes? Not a damn thing, that's your answer. Well, if you bring your notes, or a textbook into the bathroom with you, and study while you're dropping your friends off at the pool, you'll be amazed by how much you can learn. I just tried it this morning, because I have a test in a few minutes that I haven't studied for. I woke up and thought to myself "I really should study for that test before I go take it...but damn, I have to take a shit, so that won't leave me much time to study." But then a little light bulb came on in my mind that said to me: "Why not just study while you're taking a shit." So I did, and it was good. I feel far more prepared for this test than I would've been if I hadn't studied while taking a shit, and instead decided to study in the three minute block of time it took me to compose this post. Studying While Taking A Shit: A+ -Ugly Bastard [ September 17, 2003, 10:40 AM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

09-17-2003, 01:50 PM	#2 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	A good idea, but my time on the crapper never exceeds more than a minutes... so yeah, doesn't work for me.

09-18-2003, 09:53 PM	#4 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Mmmmm.....macaroni on the john. Classic Stab. Classic. Anyway, I think that I'd be too paranoid about some kind of freak accident happening where I accidentally got shit on my notes, or on my book, or had to put my book down to wipe myself and set it in a puddle of water.....the possibilities are endless, but the result is the same. Damaged textbooks/notes. Not good. I'll just leave my studying for when I'm urinating.

09-19-2003, 05:06 AM	#5 (permalink)
StDx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: right behind you Posts: 931 Internets: 306	I don't have to study while in the throes of shititude, I get all of my studying done while masturbating.

09-19-2003, 02:15 PM	#6 (permalink)
Osiris Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 205 Internets: 10	Speaking of bathroom fanatics... You know when you're standing there taking a piss in a stall, and you see someone's feet as they're sitting there taking a shit (and studying)? Well, I like to aim at their feet and piss all over their shoes and floor. Then I run, knowing I have a head start...

12-08-2003, 04:19 PM	#10 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Since forever. Have I ever called you while I was taking a shit? No. I may have answered my phone, and engaged in a quick word, but I don't place calls, or walk into the bathroom to take a shit in the middle of a call. -Ugly Bastard

12-08-2003, 04:23 PM	#11 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	Alright, just wanted to clarify a bit.

12-08-2003, 04:30 PM	#12 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Am I errant somewhere? -Ugly Bastard

12-08-2003, 04:56 PM	#13 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	I'm a big fan of taking a piss while talking to someone on the phone. They're chatting along and all of a sudden they hear the unmistakable noise of urine hitting toilet water... I laugh.

12-08-2003, 07:43 PM	#16 (permalink)
AnotherUmbrage Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 17 Internets: 10	None of the things mentioned above really bother me too bad. Shitting and studying, that's alright, I have no problem with that..as long as I know it's going to be a hell of a long shit (which doesnt happen much, at all.). And eating while taking a shit, that's fine too. But yeah, the smell of the food and the lovely scent of Shit does not mix so well. But if I'm really that hungry then why the hell not? When it comes to talking on the phone while on pooper, I usually get off of the phone, put them on hold, tell them it's time for a poo and I'll call them back (unless the don't mind), or I just dont answer the phone. But pissing while keeping up a conversation is done all the time by me (depending on who im talking to). Wow, how ladylike can I be?