So Blonde has been gone for 24 hours now - Nubblies.net Forums

BigDongedHoe · 02-18-2010, 07:23 PM

Its kind of nice. 1-0 on permaban?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-18-2010, 07:34 PM

DJ FC · 02-19-2010, 12:03 AM

Orgazmo · 02-19-2010, 01:11 AM

More like Misster Blonde.

Because I miss him.

f3lix · 02-19-2010, 05:02 PM

I don't miss certain threads being updated every day.

Fruitacious B · 02-19-2010, 07:41 PM

Aside from bitching out on Secret Santa, I like Blonde.

2-2

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-19-2010, 08:01 PM

I hope he never comes back tbh.

DDTempest · 02-20-2010, 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Mistoffelees

I hope he never comes back tbh.

I wish you failed to send Orgazmo a gift so you could temp ban yourself too.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-20-2010, 04:30 AM

fine I'm temp banning myself too

Dent · 02-20-2010, 05:40 AM

Hey Dork
You have no admin powers, you're not the King of the Arcade, and no one likes you.
If you do have admin powers feel free to temp ban me untill i'm better than you at life
(that means never)
x x x

Edit : Also free ~~Nelson Mandela~~ Mr. Blonde

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-20-2010, 09:25 AM

Dent, if that was some kind of prodding post to find out if I have admin powers or not I'd highly suggest you don't try and test me.

BigDongedHoe · 02-24-2010, 12:52 AM

Now is not the time compare dick sizes boys.

Back to the original topic... This place has improved at least 3 to 4 times both in quality and enjoyability since Blonde left. I hope he never sends Orgazmo his gift!

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-24-2010, 01:24 AM

Sometimes when I miss Blonde I go to Reddit... oh wait!

Orgazmo · 02-24-2010, 01:51 AM

For the record, Blonde's hiatus is self-imposed. He is is in no shape or form banned at this point. The fact that he hasn't been here in the past few days is simply because he hasn't visited the website, not because he is unable to do so.

That said, I have it on good word that the gift is officially 61 days late.

Sixty One Days.

If my front step is still empty in 48 hours, the number of days late will equal the amount of points that Michael Jordan scored against the Boston Celtics on April 20, 1986. It is still the most points scored in an NBA playoff game.

Sixty One Days.

The shortest presidential term was served by William Henry Harrison. As of tomorrow, he could have served his term twice since the last day that I should have expected my god damned gift.

Sixty One Days.

If Blonde gave me a penny on the first day that his gift was late...2 pennies the next day, 4 the following day, etc., he would be giving me just over eleven and a half quadrillion dollars today (not counting the money he would have already given me). That's 1385x the amount of USD that currently exists in the world. I mean, a quadrillion is a lot. Here is what a quadrillion pennies looks like. Speaking of pennies, if I had that all of that cash in copper, I would be able to cover every square inch of earth's land with coins...3 pennies deep.

Sixty One Motherfucking Days.

But it's fine. What's the god damned hurry? Maybe it's a gift that will earn value with age. I mean, maybe he got me a pair of Hamsters. If they were born on the day the gift was due, a pair of hamsters could potentially have turned themselves into a group 366 strong by next week. Of course, they'll probably find their way to a wok before they leave Korea...but a guy could make a pretty kick ass necklace from the corpses of 366 hamsters.

That's a hint for next year, Blonde.

vaga1220 * · 02-24-2010, 03:10 AM

What if Blonde started posting again and said it was his gift to Orgazmo. Wouldn't that be the most infuriating, despicable, deplorable, heaping pile of fuck garbage you'd ever hear? I'm trembling with rage just thinking about.

DJ FC · 02-24-2010, 06:22 AM

I hate Blonde with all my Seoul

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-24-2010, 07:27 AM

He better be korean his package overseas himself at this point.

Orgazmo · 02-24-2010, 12:11 PM

Maybe he's looking for a red suit so he can deliver the gift to my door himself...doing his impression of Slant-Eye Claus.

f3lix · 02-24-2010, 02:54 PM

When I was a child, I liked playing with slimy things. Maybe he's sending you a jar of gook.

02-18-2010, 07:23 PM	#1 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	So Blonde has been gone for 24 hours now Its kind of nice. 1-0 on permaban?
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

02-18-2010, 07:34 PM	#2 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,348 Internets: 290966	2
	#YOLO

02-19-2010, 12:03 AM	#3 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	2-1
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

02-19-2010, 07:41 PM	#6 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Aside from bitching out on Secret Santa, I like Blonde. 2-2
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

02-19-2010, 08:01 PM	#7 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,348 Internets: 290966	I hope he never comes back tbh.
	#YOLO

02-19-2010, 01:11 AM	#4 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,723 Internets: 311447	More like Misster Blonde. Because I miss him.

02-19-2010, 05:02 PM	#5 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	I don't miss certain threads being updated every day.

02-20-2010, 04:30 AM	#9 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,348 Internets: 290966	fine I'm temp banning myself too
	#YOLO

02-20-2010, 05:40 AM	#10 (permalink)
Dent Lost in Hilbert Spice Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Surrounded by knaves and fools Posts: 3,519 Internets: 183146	Hey Dork You have no admin powers, you're not the King of the Arcade, and no one likes you. If you do have admin powers feel free to temp ban me untill i'm better than you at life (that means never) x x x Edit : Also free ~~Nelson Mandela~~ Mr. Blonde
	Last edited by Dent; 02-20-2010 at 05:41 AM.

02-20-2010, 09:25 AM	#11 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,348 Internets: 290966	Dent, if that was some kind of prodding post to find out if I have admin powers or not I'd highly suggest you don't try and test me.
	#YOLO

02-24-2010, 12:52 AM	#12 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	Now is not the time compare dick sizes boys. Back to the original topic... This place has improved at least 3 to 4 times both in quality and enjoyability since Blonde left. I hope he never sends Orgazmo his gift!
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

02-24-2010, 01:24 AM	#13 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,348 Internets: 290966	Sometimes when I miss Blonde I go to Reddit... oh wait!
	#YOLO

02-24-2010, 01:51 AM	#14 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,723 Internets: 311447	For the record, Blonde's hiatus is self-imposed. He is is in no shape or form banned at this point. The fact that he hasn't been here in the past few days is simply because he hasn't visited the website, not because he is unable to do so. That said, I have it on good word that the gift is officially 61 days late. Sixty One Days. If my front step is still empty in 48 hours, the number of days late will equal the amount of points that Michael Jordan scored against the Boston Celtics on April 20, 1986. It is still the most points scored in an NBA playoff game. Sixty One Days. The shortest presidential term was served by William Henry Harrison. As of tomorrow, he could have served his term twice since the last day that I should have expected my god damned gift. Sixty One Days. If Blonde gave me a penny on the first day that his gift was late...2 pennies the next day, 4 the following day, etc., he would be giving me just over eleven and a half quadrillion dollars today (not counting the money he would have already given me). That's 1385x the amount of USD that currently exists in the world. I mean, a quadrillion is a lot. Here is what a quadrillion pennies looks like. Speaking of pennies, if I had that all of that cash in copper, I would be able to cover every square inch of earth's land with coins...3 pennies deep. Sixty One Motherfucking Days. But it's fine. What's the god damned hurry? Maybe it's a gift that will earn value with age. I mean, maybe he got me a pair of Hamsters. If they were born on the day the gift was due, a pair of hamsters could potentially have turned themselves into a group 366 strong by next week. Of course, they'll probably find their way to a wok before they leave Korea...but a guy could make a pretty kick ass necklace from the corpses of 366 hamsters. That's a hint for next year, Blonde.

02-24-2010, 03:10 AM	#15 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790	What if Blonde started posting again and said it was his gift to Orgazmo. Wouldn't that be the most infuriating, despicable, deplorable, heaping pile of fuck garbage you'd ever hear? I'm trembling with rage just thinking about.
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual. Last edited by vaga1220; 02-24-2010 at 03:17 AM.

02-24-2010, 06:22 AM	#16 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	I hate Blonde with all my Seoul
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

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