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Orgazmo · 11-22-2010, 01:57 AM

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Ironic Mustache · 11-22-2010, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Der Fuhrer

Why has no other fast food burger joint imitated this? Does McDonald's have a patent on the bun-burger-bun stack design?

The Bonus Jack

Ironic Mustache · 11-23-2010, 01:39 AM

I just finally got around to reading The Yellow Wallpaper. I hate to say it, but Repug is right. Awesome.

Orgazmo · 11-23-2010, 02:57 AM

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Repugnant Abomination · 11-23-2010, 03:21 AM

Much like the McRib, the man knows a good thing when he sees it.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 11-23-2010, 03:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Ironic Mustache

I just finally got around to reading The Yellow Wallpaper. I hate to say it, but Repug is right. Awesome.

wow, someone must have a lot of time on their hands. Seriously, get a life.

Ironic Mustache · 11-24-2010, 12:42 AM

Thanksgiving break.

f3lix · 11-24-2010, 03:03 AM

UB, I bought farm fresh eggs (paying an extra $2 per dozen for them) based on your suggestion. Also bought some whole wheat english muffins to assist with the breakfast sandwich. I'm excited.

Ugly Bastard · 11-24-2010, 12:09 PM

Nice work. Just a word of caution: the "fresh farm eggs" you find at walmart or whatever are probably bullshit. If you're not impressed with them, don't give up without trying real fresh farm eggs from a farmer's market. Those eggs came out of a chicken's ass

literally

a couple of days ago and taste so much better than anything I've ever found in a store. (Try one scrambled by itself to really taste what I mean).

Der Fuhrer · 11-25-2010, 01:48 AM

I heard recently (about 3 months ago) that there was a serious salmonella problem with eggs. I have not heard anything since then, therefore I have stayed away from eggs since I heard the news.

Fruitacious B · 11-25-2010, 02:14 AM

One of the few upsides of living in rural BFE is that I've only eaten fresh, organic farm eggs for the last two years. I can't imagine what store bought eggs taste like any more. Likewise, every steak or hamburger I've eaten has come from one of the cows about a hundred yards behind the house, and I dare anyone to find better beef that isn't Kobe.

DDTempest · 11-29-2010, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Der Fuhrer

I heard recently (about 3 months ago) that there was a serious salmonella problem with eggs. I have not heard anything since then, therefore I have stayed away from eggs since I heard the news.

Turns out eggs contain salmonella ... who fucking knew? THIS IS WHY YOU FUCKING COOK THEM ASSHAT

Ironic Mustache · 11-29-2010, 01:01 PM

Not if you want to get all shredded up like Rocky.

Repugnant Abomination · 11-29-2010, 05:44 PM

Rocky wasn't shredded until the third film, once Sly started roiding.

Ironic Mustache · 12-01-2010, 12:58 AM

It was the eggs.

Ugly Bastard · 12-04-2010, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

A note on a delicious breakfast sandwich (breakfast sandwiches are fucking amazing, how did it take this long for us to get a breakfast sandwich thread?):

Every Saturday morning there's a farmer's market that sets up shop about 100 yards down the road from where I live. I usually make it down there every week provided I'm not too hungover (they close at noon). One of the vendors are these young dudes (prly barely out of college) who make breakfast sandwiches. One of their sandwiches is called the Egg Man. I just polished one of these bad boys off and I had to check my boxers to verify that I did indeed have a few drops of cum leak out of the tip while I was eating it.

Two fresh, farmer's market eggs fried
Poblano chicken sausage (amazing)
Cheddar cheese
On a challah roll (delicious egg-based bread)

It is fucking amazing. The dude who cooks it is a master with the eggs. What makes the sandwich so good is that when you bite into it, all of the yolk starts oozing out of the egg. So you've got the yolk kicking lots of ass with the cheddar and BAM a nice little spice from the chicken sausage all neatly packed in between two layers of soft, yummy challah bread. Fuck I'm hard just thinking about it. Might have to walk back down there for another one.

I took a picture of this sandwich today so you guys can see it in all of its goodness. I initially forgot to take a picture and ate the entire sandwich rather quickly. Then I decided that another one would be a tremendous idea and was able to slow down enough on round #2 to snap off a photo:

Breakfast sandwiches kick so much ass sometimes.

Ugly Bastard · 12-19-2010, 12:58 AM

I just devastated this bitch:

Two fresh eggs, a slice of pepperjack cheese, smoked motherfucking salmon, all pressed between a garlic bagel straight out of New York. Gat dayumed delicious.

DJ FC · 12-19-2010, 04:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

I just devastated this bitch:

Two fresh eggs, a slice of pepperjack cheese, smoked motherfucking salmon, all pressed between a garlic bagel straight out of New York. Gat dayumed delicious.

As a girl in the fashion industry recently said to my roommate: "You look like you have money and have no idea how to spend it."

Ugly Bastard · 12-19-2010, 10:15 PM

I don't know what that means or what it has to do with breakfast sandwiches.

11-23-2010, 01:39 AM	#28 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I just finally got around to reading The Yellow Wallpaper. I hate to say it, but Repug is right. Awesome.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

11-24-2010, 12:42 AM	#32 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Thanksgiving break.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

11-25-2010, 02:14 AM	#36 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	One of the few upsides of living in rural BFE is that I've only eaten fresh, organic farm eggs for the last two years. I can't imagine what store bought eggs taste like any more. Likewise, every steak or hamburger I've eaten has come from one of the cows about a hundred yards behind the house, and I dare anyone to find better beef that isn't Kobe.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

11-29-2010, 01:01 PM	#38 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Not if you want to get all shredded up like Rocky.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

12-01-2010, 12:58 AM	#40 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	It was the eggs.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

11-22-2010, 01:57 AM	#26 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,724 Internets: 311447	+ perhaps others: Big Mac - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

11-23-2010, 02:57 AM	#29 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,724 Internets: 311447	^ f a g g o t

11-23-2010, 03:21 AM	#30 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Much like the McRib, the man knows a good thing when he sees it.

11-24-2010, 03:03 AM	#33 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	UB, I bought farm fresh eggs (paying an extra $2 per dozen for them) based on your suggestion. Also bought some whole wheat english muffins to assist with the breakfast sandwich. I'm excited.

11-24-2010, 12:09 PM	#34 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Nice work. Just a word of caution: the "fresh farm eggs" you find at walmart or whatever are probably bullshit. If you're not impressed with them, don't give up without trying real fresh farm eggs from a farmer's market. Those eggs came out of a chicken's ass literally a couple of days ago and taste so much better than anything I've ever found in a store. (Try one scrambled by itself to really taste what I mean).

11-25-2010, 01:48 AM	#35 (permalink)
Der Fuhrer Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 549 Internets: 5464	I heard recently (about 3 months ago) that there was a serious salmonella problem with eggs. I have not heard anything since then, therefore I have stayed away from eggs since I heard the news.

11-29-2010, 05:44 PM	#39 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Rocky wasn't shredded until the third film, once Sly started roiding.

12-19-2010, 12:58 AM	#42 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I just devastated this bitch: Two fresh eggs, a slice of pepperjack cheese, smoked motherfucking salmon, all pressed between a garlic bagel straight out of New York. Gat dayumed delicious.

12-19-2010, 10:15 PM	#44 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I don't know what that means or what it has to do with breakfast sandwiches.