AshleyMadison

[angry pancake]

Appears that I live in a cave and had never heard of this site until recently. Seems like something I should be kicking myself in the ass for not inventing. For those who don't know AshleyMadison.com bills itself as a matching site for those who want to have affairs. I've probably had my share of married women, but figured, this is might be worth a look. I've had incredible look at the bar of the typical hotel near an airport.

Wrong.

Ashley Madison is just fucked up. first off there's these check boxes you can use to describe what you're looking for. After about 100, all profiles look alike. Many are looking for a sugar daddy. The rest are looking for "that special someone to give [her] what she's not getting at home." I suspect several are just fake. The looking for one person is just stupid. Here's a few profiles:


"When it comes down to it, I am very happy with my homelife. I'm not trying to wreck anyones home, including my own, just want some fun...you game? I'm also not looking to have multiple partners either...just one idividual that makes time for me..."

"I am looking for quality over quantity. One is all I have time for. If you are looking to create notches in the bedpost keep looking. I don't want to settle, nor have someone settle on me. I'd rather keep looking than settle. If we match that would be great, if not that is ok."

"I am highly attracted to older powerful business men. I enjoy learning from other successful people. Self made Mogals and Heirs, are what I am used to and would like to continue to maintain in that circle. Looks are not important to me. Being well groomed and well mannered is. If you have several suits including black tie in your closet, travel often, and donate to charities, you are my type. Financial and sexual generosity is the key with me."

etc. etc. etc.

Those were the first three profiles that were not check boxes. Really? Looking for that special someone to cheat on your husband with? A "self made Mogal and Heir" kinda made me laugh. This site is pathetic.

The good and bad thing about it is. Anyone can go on and look around for free. The bad: I'd imagine that there's a good chance of getting caught if someone actually used their real info. The good: you can check it out for free. then cut and paste profiles on nubblies.

All in all, about the lamest piece of shit website ever.

[angry pancake]

UPDATE: received about 50 messages from hot attrached women who want to meet my fake profile with no picture. All I have to do is buy credits to chat with them. Smells like a scam.