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StabMaster Arson · 03-01-2002, 04:39 AM

I was not overly excited to see kid rock in concert because of the simple fact that I saw him a couple of years ago at the coliseum in fort wayne and it wasn't a great show. however, my mind was quickly changed after arriving at the venue in toledo.

for starters, there were legions of kid rock fans tailgating in the parking lot for hours before the show... drinking beer, blasting skynyrd, shmokin shtuff, and the such. the best part of this was the drunken midget who I quickly befriended and talked into dumping beer on the girl from the local radio station who was doing a live feed talking to the fans... it was hilarious. when they started letting people in, I thought the fun would die down a little until the opening act (who no one knew who they were) took the stage... much to my pleasure, some of the girls in the crowd decided to take the chance to have an impromptu hot tit contest... there were hot ass stripper types down to people who remind me of lethal's mother lifting shirts and droppng trou in order to get any kind of attention... it was like something straight out of one of those girls gone wild videos. they would take turns, one at a time flashing the crowd what they had and begging for appluase... this went on for at least an hour.

did I mention that during all of this, I managed to spill not a drop of my beer?

the opening band came out and didn't suck but didn't rock... I went to get more beer and try to scare up some tail... there were three girls in the men's bathroom... one of whom was using the urinal, it shall remain one of the coolest things I have seen.

then kid rock came out... as my friend and I carefully made our way to the front... so as not to spill too much... kid rock broke into his own version of eminem's 'my name is'... I thought that was pretty kick ass, but the best part is yet to come.

during the show, my friend and I were separated by a group of young girls (my guess is somewhere between 15 and 18) he was in front of them while I was behind. during the course of the show, one of these fine felines starts grinding her ass into my crotch... not a big deal, but still cool as hell. then, after a few songs, she reaches back and starts playing with the little guy... I was more than pleased... we continued on during kid's entire set, with me only getting glimpses of the side of her face. sometime I guess her friends moved or took off or something, so as soon as it was over she turned around and kissed me... then... I finally got a look at her, I was very pleasantly suprised but still refused to help her find her friends for I had to piss. in short, if you wanna good concert for going with the guys and leaving with a girl, kid rock can't be beat... and if you make it to toledo any time soon I'll hook you up with jennifer's number... she's a whore.

[This message has been edited by StabMaster Arson (edited March 01, 2002).]

03-01-2002, 04:39 AM	#1 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	I was not overly excited to see kid rock in concert because of the simple fact that I saw him a couple of years ago at the coliseum in fort wayne and it wasn't a great show. however, my mind was quickly changed after arriving at the venue in toledo. for starters, there were legions of kid rock fans tailgating in the parking lot for hours before the show... drinking beer, blasting skynyrd, shmokin shtuff, and the such. the best part of this was the drunken midget who I quickly befriended and talked into dumping beer on the girl from the local radio station who was doing a live feed talking to the fans... it was hilarious. when they started letting people in, I thought the fun would die down a little until the opening act (who no one knew who they were) took the stage... much to my pleasure, some of the girls in the crowd decided to take the chance to have an impromptu hot tit contest... there were hot ass stripper types down to people who remind me of lethal's mother lifting shirts and droppng trou in order to get any kind of attention... it was like something straight out of one of those girls gone wild videos. they would take turns, one at a time flashing the crowd what they had and begging for appluase... this went on for at least an hour. did I mention that during all of this, I managed to spill not a drop of my beer? the opening band came out and didn't suck but didn't rock... I went to get more beer and try to scare up some tail... there were three girls in the men's bathroom... one of whom was using the urinal, it shall remain one of the coolest things I have seen. then kid rock came out... as my friend and I carefully made our way to the front... so as not to spill too much... kid rock broke into his own version of eminem's 'my name is'... I thought that was pretty kick ass, but the best part is yet to come. during the show, my friend and I were separated by a group of young girls (my guess is somewhere between 15 and 18) he was in front of them while I was behind. during the course of the show, one of these fine felines starts grinding her ass into my crotch... not a big deal, but still cool as hell. then, after a few songs, she reaches back and starts playing with the little guy... I was more than pleased... we continued on during kid's entire set, with me only getting glimpses of the side of her face. sometime I guess her friends moved or took off or something, so as soon as it was over she turned around and kissed me... then... I finally got a look at her, I was very pleasantly suprised but still refused to help her find her friends for I had to piss. in short, if you wanna good concert for going with the guys and leaving with a girl, kid rock can't be beat... and if you make it to toledo any time soon I'll hook you up with jennifer's number... she's a whore. [This message has been edited by StabMaster Arson (edited March 01, 2002).]