The Nubblies Invention Thread - Nubblies.net Forums

ProfessorNumber · 02-19-2006, 04:43 PM

Alright, I realized the other day that I randomly think of brilliant inventions/ideas. I figured we could have a thread in which everyone posts their brilliant ideas/inventions.

First: Mean fortune cookies. Some unsuspecting fuck cracks open his fortune cookie expecting to see something along the lines of "12, 3, & 8 are your lucky numbers. Seek Leos and stay away from Cancers." Instead, with my fortune cookies, they would be greated with something along the lines of:

You will contract AID's within the year
Your mom will be raped tonight
You will be in a firey car crash and your skin will melt off
Jesus DOES NOT love you.

I'm talking about horrible phrases that would truly shock the general public. On the same note, I also would like to make mean greeting cards. Like for Valentines day:

*on cover* "Would you be my...." *inside* "dirty whore for one day?"
*on cover* "You make Valentines day special because..." *inside* "No one else would let me ass fuck them and then finish in their mouth"

You get the picture.

Another idea I've seriously been kicking around is what I call "Road-Rage Cards". Basically they would be pieces of thing white cardboard with rude phrases printed in huge bold letters that you could hold up to your window and anyone near you could read them clearly. For instance:

FUCK OFF BITCH
FAGGOT
SUCK MY COCK
LEARN HOW TO DRIVE FAG
GET OFF THE ROAD GRAMPS
YOUR CAR SUCKS DICK

Anyone else thought of any brilliant ideas lately?

StabMaster Arson · 02-19-2006, 05:29 PM

shit.piss.fuck.

StabMaster Arson · 02-19-2006, 05:30 PM

all of those ideas have not only already been had, but are already widely available

Schroeder · 02-19-2006, 05:52 PM

car signs
http://www.roadrage.com/

evil fortune cookies
http://www.evilfortunecookies.com/index.htm

dirty valentines and other propaganda
http://www.chocolatefantasies.com/ca...htyholiday.htm

ProfessorNumber, why don't you think of an invention that makes your posts not suck so bad?

ninjaface · 02-19-2006, 06:11 PM

Instead of road rage signs.. what about Road conversation signs? A sign that says,
"Are you a robot?"
And when they reply, you follow up with
"Really?"

People on the road expect an asshole, not a fucked up conversation. I'd say instead of pre-printed signs bound on a spiral, it should be some dry-erase sheets with clear protective coverings bound on a spiral. That way, you could formulate entire conversations of your own. and change them if need be.

02-19-2006, 06:24 PM

PN got Poaned bad by Schroeder.

Ugly Bastard · 02-19-2006, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ FC

PN got Poaned bad by Schroeder.

I saw that too. Pretty intense stuff.

Orgazmo · 02-19-2006, 07:50 PM

How about blue salt? The current salt is whitish clear, making it very hard to see how much you've used on your food. With blue salt, you could easily see how much has been already applied, making for a more even distribution.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-19-2006, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schroeder

car signs
http://www.roadrage.com/

evil fortune cookies
http://www.evilfortunecookies.com/index.htm

dirty valentines and other propaganda
http://www.chocolatefantasies.com/ca...htyholiday.htm

ProfessorNumber, why don't you think of an invention that makes your posts not suck so bad?

good work scroed, i was just about to say that i've heard those ideas already many times from shitty comedians and sitcoms

ProfessorNumber · 02-19-2006, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ FC

PN got Poaned bad by Schroeder.

Hahaha, I honestly got completely and totally owned on that one. Damn. Here I was thinking I was all original.

Carnivorous Flavor · 02-20-2006, 09:53 PM

too bad scrotur is such a shit sponge...he almost would get a +1 for being right. but no, alas he is a major buzzkill and thus useless to me.

die faggot.

Ironic Mustache · 02-22-2006, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivorous Flavor

too bad scrotur is such a shit sponge...he almost would get a +1 for being right. but no, alas he is a major buzzkill and thus useless to me.

die faggot.

Wow you posted in this thread without the slightest mention of RB Spheres?

Carnivorous Flavor · 02-23-2006, 11:17 PM

of course not you fucking ass apprentice...these fuckers will steal RB Spheres. I also didnt mention Giraffries either, just to be safe.

vaga1220 * · 02-24-2006, 12:52 AM

what about pot pot pie?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 03-09-2006, 06:37 PM

Don't you hate it when its raining outside, you have a water proof coat on, but your pants get soaking wet because the water runs down on to them?

Well folks I have a solution:

The Bumbrella

It conveniently wraps around your waste, allowing your ass to remain dry.

Ironic Mustache · 03-09-2006, 07:24 PM

That's almost as fantastic as the windsheild wipers on glasses invention.

St. Anky · 03-16-2006, 03:27 AM

24 hour delivery service

delivers anything, to anyone, at anytime

doesnt matter how, just does.

I'm sure in bigger cities, something like this already exists... but here in Bloomington, IN we're lucky to have 24 hour steak n shakes.

Orgazmo · 03-16-2006, 04:16 PM

I'd like everything to be 24 hour. Being confined to shitty business hours sucks.

ProfessorNumber · 03-16-2006, 06:20 PM

Alright, I have an idea for an invention.

These days everyone and their dog has an I-pod (fucking apple, goddamnit I fucking hate you and would love to slit your throat). Even I have fallen victim to the I-pod craze. However, one thing that absolutely annoys the shit out of me, is how the ear bud headphones instantly become tangled when you put them in your pocket. Therefore, I would love to have a pair of ear-buds that are "un-tangleable". No matter what, unless you intentionally try to tie them in a knot, they will not become tangled. This might be possible by lining the wire (to the ear piece)with a miniscule strip of magnet that opposed the strip in the other wire. Hell, I really don't know how they would do it, but it would be great if I could pull my I-pod out of my pocket and not have a giant knot of wires in my hand.

StabMaster Arson · 03-16-2006, 09:09 PM

they've got earbuds w/ retractable wires.

Carnivorous Flavor · 03-17-2006, 09:19 PM

i've got a butt plug with retractable barbed wire...is that the same thing?

02-19-2006, 04:43 PM	#1 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,215 Internets: 3373	The Nubblies Invention Thread Alright, I realized the other day that I randomly think of brilliant inventions/ideas. I figured we could have a thread in which everyone posts their brilliant ideas/inventions. First: Mean fortune cookies. Some unsuspecting fuck cracks open his fortune cookie expecting to see something along the lines of "12, 3, & 8 are your lucky numbers. Seek Leos and stay away from Cancers." Instead, with my fortune cookies, they would be greated with something along the lines of: You will contract AID's within the year Your mom will be raped tonight You will be in a firey car crash and your skin will melt off Jesus DOES NOT love you. I'm talking about horrible phrases that would truly shock the general public. On the same note, I also would like to make mean greeting cards. Like for Valentines day: on cover "Would you be my...." inside "dirty whore for one day?" on cover "You make Valentines day special because..." inside "No one else would let me ass fuck them and then finish in their mouth" You get the picture. Another idea I've seriously been kicking around is what I call "Road-Rage Cards". Basically they would be pieces of thing white cardboard with rude phrases printed in huge bold letters that you could hold up to your window and anyone near you could read them clearly. For instance: FUCK OFF BITCH FAGGOT SUCK MY COCK LEARN HOW TO DRIVE FAG GET OFF THE ROAD GRAMPS YOUR CAR SUCKS DICK Anyone else thought of any brilliant ideas lately?
	Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.

02-19-2006, 05:29 PM	#2 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	shit.piss.fuck.
	LEGALIZE CRIME! Last edited by StabMaster Arson; 02-19-2006 at 05:30 PM.

02-19-2006, 05:30 PM	#3 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	all of those ideas have not only already been had, but are already widely available
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

02-19-2006, 06:11 PM	#5 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Instead of road rage signs.. what about Road conversation signs? A sign that says, "Are you a robot?" And when they reply, you follow up with "Really?" People on the road expect an asshole, not a fucked up conversation. I'd say instead of pre-printed signs bound on a spiral, it should be some dry-erase sheets with clear protective coverings bound on a spiral. That way, you could formulate entire conversations of your own. and change them if need be.
	Last edited by ninjaface; 02-19-2006 at 07:50 PM.

02-19-2006, 06:24 PM	#6 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	PN got Poaned bad by Schroeder.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

02-19-2006, 05:52 PM	#4 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	car signs http://www.roadrage.com/ evil fortune cookies http://www.evilfortunecookies.com/index.htm dirty valentines and other propaganda http://www.chocolatefantasies.com/ca...htyholiday.htm ProfessorNumber, why don't you think of an invention that makes your posts not suck so bad?

02-19-2006, 07:50 PM	#8 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	How about blue salt? The current salt is whitish clear, making it very hard to see how much you've used on your food. With blue salt, you could easily see how much has been already applied, making for a more even distribution.

02-20-2006, 09:53 PM	#11 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	too bad scrotur is such a shit sponge...he almost would get a +1 for being right. but no, alas he is a major buzzkill and thus useless to me. die faggot.
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....

02-23-2006, 11:17 PM	#13 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	of course not you fucking ass apprentice...these fuckers will steal RB Spheres. I also didnt mention Giraffries either, just to be safe.
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....

02-24-2006, 12:52 AM	#14 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790	what about pot pot pie?
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

03-09-2006, 06:37 PM	#15 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	Don't you hate it when its raining outside, you have a water proof coat on, but your pants get soaking wet because the water runs down on to them? Well folks I have a solution: The Bumbrella It conveniently wraps around your waste, allowing your ass to remain dry.
	#YOLO

03-09-2006, 07:24 PM	#16 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	That's almost as fantastic as the windsheild wipers on glasses invention.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

03-16-2006, 03:27 AM	#17 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	24 hour delivery service delivers anything, to anyone, at anytime doesnt matter how, just does. I'm sure in bigger cities, something like this already exists... but here in Bloomington, IN we're lucky to have 24 hour steak n shakes.

03-16-2006, 04:16 PM	#18 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	I'd like everything to be 24 hour. Being confined to shitty business hours sucks.

03-16-2006, 06:20 PM	#19 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,215 Internets: 3373	Alright, I have an idea for an invention. These days everyone and their dog has an I-pod (fucking apple, goddamnit I fucking hate you and would love to slit your throat). Even I have fallen victim to the I-pod craze. However, one thing that absolutely annoys the shit out of me, is how the ear bud headphones instantly become tangled when you put them in your pocket. Therefore, I would love to have a pair of ear-buds that are "un-tangleable". No matter what, unless you intentionally try to tie them in a knot, they will not become tangled. This might be possible by lining the wire (to the ear piece)with a miniscule strip of magnet that opposed the strip in the other wire. Hell, I really don't know how they would do it, but it would be great if I could pull my I-pod out of my pocket and not have a giant knot of wires in my hand.
	Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.

03-16-2006, 09:09 PM	#20 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	they've got earbuds w/ retractable wires.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

03-17-2006, 09:19 PM	#21 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	i've got a butt plug with retractable barbed wire...is that the same thing?
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....

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