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Landing Strip · 01-24-2009, 11:36 PM

Often times I will take a break from watching television [I went an entire semester without watching t.v.] And every time I come back from this absence of television, I find shows that I've never seen/heard of before. I recall seeing a post about this t.v. show, but failed to find where it was.

Tonight I finally watched an episode of My Big Redneck Wedding . This show is incredibly ridiculous. I can't even believe this airs on t.v. It seems to be a documentation of trashy couples getting married, starting from the proposal and ending with the after party. Every so often, the show will pause and host Tom Arnold will add witty commentary, basically making fun of what is going on.

I am unfamiliar with this lifestyle, as I am from the seriously isolated islands of Hawaii. Are these people serious? How do you imagine the producers go about choosing the special couples? Why would people basically want to be made fun of on t.v.? Is this fo' real real, or just fo' play play.

Mr. Blonde · 01-25-2009, 12:10 AM

You would be amazed...AMAZED at the kind (and amount) of backwoods retard, hick ass, intelligence on borderline mentally handicapped people populate all areas of Indiana, let alone other (presumably worse) areas of the nation, particularly in the South. I'm sure some of it is played up (i've never seen the show?), but the vast majority of it is very real.

I would wholeheartedly vote, and do whatever else is necessary to lobby for mandatory passing of IQ tests to do certain things in life that can seriously affect others' quality of life. Things like (but not limited to): Reproduction, Gun ownership, and Drivers License. Also we should have an island we send the people that fail to where they can live in peace and luxury until they die, if they so choose. I would have absolutely no problem paying taxes for that legislation to go into place.

Landing Strip · 01-25-2009, 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

I would wholeheartedly vote, and do whatever else is necessary to lobby for mandatory passing of IQ tests to do certain things in life that can seriously affect others' quality of life. Things like (but not limited to): Reproduction, Gun ownership, and Drivers License.

Agree.

The idea of sending failures to an island, or perhaps a secluded community similar to the one in M. Night Shyamalan's movie The Village, also seems fitting, but the allowance of luxury seems unnecessary. Nice proposal, either way.

Mr. Blonde · 01-25-2009, 12:39 AM

True, but this is where fantasy and reality are separated. Obviously due to "human rights" we would never be able to force them to go to an island. I'm sure we could (it'd be nice to think at least...in either the future or an alternate reality) actually get away with making people pass such tests for such things, especially as the population, the amount of murders with guns, and the amount of car accidents rise (respectively). However, we probably will still have the people around, using public transportation, killing with guns with scratched off serial numbers, and illegally producing children anyways. If responsible, intelligent citizens all agree to up their taxes a bit to pay for these islands, and make them luxurious, and they choose to go (odds are the quality of life would be much better than their current situation, and the choice would be permanent), then they would effectively be out of productive society's proverbial hair for all eternity. Everybody wins.

Landing Strip · 01-25-2009, 01:01 AM

I think the driving test would be the most reasonable situation and easiest to have an IQ test added to. Being that driving involves more than the simple things that are already tested [eye exams, tests for colorblindness], an IQ test would be necessary to examine the ability to think critically and to analyze and prevent possibly hazardous situations[i would imagine]. The next thing would probably be owning a gun. I think it'd be a while before IQ would be used for population control. Perhaps a country like China, who has already enforced population control tactics like its one-child policy, would be the first to use IQ tests to permit procreation.

DDTempest · 01-25-2009, 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

Also we should have an island we send the people that fail to where they can live in peace and luxury until they die, if they so choose.

They tried this once. A couple hundred years later you went there on purpose.

Mr. Blonde · 01-25-2009, 02:52 AM

LOL. Nice application, i'll give you that. But I can 100% assure you the beginnings of Australia's colonization was ANYTHING BUT peace and luxury, my friend. For both the prisoners and the people brought to form a government of sorts there.

01-24-2009, 11:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
Landing Strip Resident Pube Inspector Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 96 Internets: 299	My Big Redneck Wedding Often times I will take a break from watching television [I went an entire semester without watching t.v.] And every time I come back from this absence of television, I find shows that I've never seen/heard of before. I recall seeing a post about this t.v. show, but failed to find where it was. Tonight I finally watched an episode of My Big Redneck Wedding . This show is incredibly ridiculous. I can't even believe this airs on t.v. It seems to be a documentation of trashy couples getting married, starting from the proposal and ending with the after party. Every so often, the show will pause and host Tom Arnold will add witty commentary, basically making fun of what is going on. I am unfamiliar with this lifestyle, as I am from the seriously isolated islands of Hawaii. Are these people serious? How do you imagine the producers go about choosing the special couples? Why would people basically want to be made fun of on t.v.? Is this fo' real real, or just fo' play play.

01-25-2009, 12:10 AM	#2 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	You would be amazed...AMAZED at the kind (and amount) of backwoods retard, hick ass, intelligence on borderline mentally handicapped people populate all areas of Indiana, let alone other (presumably worse) areas of the nation, particularly in the South. I'm sure some of it is played up (i've never seen the show?), but the vast majority of it is very real. I would wholeheartedly vote, and do whatever else is necessary to lobby for mandatory passing of IQ tests to do certain things in life that can seriously affect others' quality of life. Things like (but not limited to): Reproduction, Gun ownership, and Drivers License. Also we should have an island we send the people that fail to where they can live in peace and luxury until they die, if they so choose. I would have absolutely no problem paying taxes for that legislation to go into place.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

01-25-2009, 12:39 AM	#4 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	True, but this is where fantasy and reality are separated. Obviously due to "human rights" we would never be able to force them to go to an island. I'm sure we could (it'd be nice to think at least...in either the future or an alternate reality) actually get away with making people pass such tests for such things, especially as the population, the amount of murders with guns, and the amount of car accidents rise (respectively). However, we probably will still have the people around, using public transportation, killing with guns with scratched off serial numbers, and illegally producing children anyways. If responsible, intelligent citizens all agree to up their taxes a bit to pay for these islands, and make them luxurious, and they choose to go (odds are the quality of life would be much better than their current situation, and the choice would be permanent), then they would effectively be out of productive society's proverbial hair for all eternity. Everybody wins.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna Last edited by Mr. Blonde; 01-25-2009 at 12:41 AM.

01-25-2009, 02:52 AM	#7 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	LOL. Nice application, i'll give you that. But I can 100% assure you the beginnings of Australia's colonization was ANYTHING BUT peace and luxury, my friend. For both the prisoners and the people brought to form a government of sorts there.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

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01-25-2009, 01:01 AM	#5 (permalink)
Landing Strip Resident Pube Inspector Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 96 Internets: 299	I think the driving test would be the most reasonable situation and easiest to have an IQ test added to. Being that driving involves more than the simple things that are already tested [eye exams, tests for colorblindness], an IQ test would be necessary to examine the ability to think critically and to analyze and prevent possibly hazardous situations[i would imagine]. The next thing would probably be owning a gun. I think it'd be a while before IQ would be used for population control. Perhaps a country like China, who has already enforced population control tactics like its one-child policy, would be the first to use IQ tests to permit procreation.