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Ironic Mustache · 11-01-2005, 07:17 PM

W

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironic Mustache:
Ironic Mustache's Official Weight 10/18/05:

147 pounds of raw muscle.

Ironic Mustache's Official Weight 11/18/05 after one month of bulemia/anorexia diet:

To be determined.

Ironic Mustache's Official Weight 11/01/05:

140

Holy shit, I've lost 7 pounds in 14 days. I'm about halfway to my 30 day goal. Is anyone else actually following through here?

[ November 01, 2005, 04:17 PM: Message edited by: Ironic Mustache ]

MAGICLIT · 11-01-2005, 08:03 PM

Niger Angelus · 11-01-2005, 08:12 PM

What were we supposed to be doing in the first place?

Ironic Mustache · 11-01-2005, 10:03 PM

Nothing unless you said you were going to do something.

I'm feeling delightfully trim right now.

And dizzy.

MAGICLIT · 11-01-2005, 10:07 PM

bulemia/anorexia is sooooo last season, its all about coke and diet pills now.

Ironic Mustache · 11-01-2005, 11:34 PM

Bulemia and Annorexia are cheaper. Ironic Mustache wants to purchase 2006 Denali.

ProfessorNumber · 11-02-2005, 12:44 AM

Or you could perform homemade liposuction. It's really easy.

1. Buy a straight razor.
2. Cut incision below belly button, and circle around stomach, cutting off excess fat.
3. Tape skin back on.
4.
5. Profit.

Lucy Fur · 11-02-2005, 12:59 AM

what kind of tape? duct?

hellcat · 11-02-2005, 01:35 AM

Electrical.

Ironic Mustache · 11-17-2005, 07:23 PM

Well folks, tomorrow is the final day of annorexia and bulemia. I will document the emotional, physical, and visual changes I have gone through in detail. Let me just say, it's been a wild ride and one I never feel the need to go through again.

Lucy Fur · 11-17-2005, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hellcat:
Electrical.

i would think duct tape would work better

Niger Angelus · 11-17-2005, 10:10 PM

It does stick better on skin than electrical.

Ironic Mustache · 11-18-2005, 08:50 PM

Well folks, here are the results as of this morning:

I woke up and got on the scale and and the final weight after all my hard work is: 135 lbs

That's a grand total of 12 pounds that I lost in the course of a months time. I'll be celebrating tonight, by drinking heavily and eating a lot. I plan on putting the weight back on immediately.

During the course of this experiment I noticed a number of changes. My appetite grew enormously. Not the amount of times that I eat throughout the day, but the shear volume of food that I'm now able to consume at any given time. INSANE amounts. For instance, it's impossible for me to be full from a value meal at any fast food restaurant. A typical McDonalds meal will now cost me about $10 something if I eat cheaply. That's eating a big mac extra value meal, and then 3-4 DOUBLE cheeseburgers on top of that. Then after I chuck it, I usually am at a comfortable level hunger wise, for the next 5-6 hours. Generally, I've been eating a maximum of two meals per day, and never really being hungry.

I now HATE throwing up, more now that ever before in my life. I've never been happier to be done with an experiment than I am now. Having completed it in it's entirety though, I'm going to fatten myself up over the next couple of weeks, and then try another experiement. Healthy eating. We'll see how that goes, but I'm sure it will be better than this one was.

In summation, I do not recommend this diet to anyone that doesn't legimately think they're fat. If you do think your fat, I say fuck it. might as well drop the weight quickly and then start getting healthy to maintain it.

MAGICLIT · 11-18-2005, 09:18 PM

How did ur girl feel about this experiment dude?

Ironic Mustache · 11-19-2005, 03:30 PM

I didn't tell her about the experiment. She's a nurse and would have freaked out.

theMerciless1 · 11-21-2005, 06:58 PM

she just thinks wayne has terrible halitosis

Ironic Mustache · 11-21-2005, 07:40 PM

"Wow your breath smells outstanding compared to how it's been throughout the last 30 days."

ProfessorNumber · 11-21-2005, 11:12 PM

Haha wow. Kudo's man. That's one fucking awesome experiment if you aren't just fucking around.

Mars Man · 11-21-2005, 11:49 PM

Wayne would never fuck around, right Wayne?

Ironic Mustache · 11-22-2005, 03:07 PM

No sir, not on a message board.

I live and breath Nubblies.

11-01-2005, 08:03 PM	#52 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	No.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

11-01-2005, 08:12 PM	#53 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	What were we supposed to be doing in the first place?
	I enjoy knives and fire.

11-01-2005, 10:03 PM	#54 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Nothing unless you said you were going to do something. I'm feeling delightfully trim right now. And dizzy.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

11-01-2005, 10:07 PM	#55 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	bulemia/anorexia is sooooo last season, its all about coke and diet pills now.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

11-01-2005, 11:34 PM	#56 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Bulemia and Annorexia are cheaper. Ironic Mustache wants to purchase 2006 Denali.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

11-02-2005, 12:44 AM	#57 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,215 Internets: 3373	Or you could perform homemade liposuction. It's really easy. 1. Buy a straight razor. 2. Cut incision below belly button, and circle around stomach, cutting off excess fat. 3. Tape skin back on. 4. 5. Profit.
	Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.

11-02-2005, 12:59 AM	#58 (permalink)
Lucy Fur Empress Magnificent Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 825 Internets: 349	what kind of tape? duct?
	I am chaos. It is my destiny to destroy.

11-02-2005, 01:35 AM	#59 (permalink)
hellcat Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 316 Internets: 10	Electrical.
	“This year will go down in history. For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration! Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future!” -- Adolf Hitler 1935

11-17-2005, 07:23 PM	#60 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Well folks, tomorrow is the final day of annorexia and bulemia. I will document the emotional, physical, and visual changes I have gone through in detail. Let me just say, it's been a wild ride and one I never feel the need to go through again.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

11-17-2005, 10:10 PM	#62 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	It does stick better on skin than electrical.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

11-18-2005, 08:50 PM	#63 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Well folks, here are the results as of this morning: I woke up and got on the scale and and the final weight after all my hard work is: 135 lbs That's a grand total of 12 pounds that I lost in the course of a months time. I'll be celebrating tonight, by drinking heavily and eating a lot. I plan on putting the weight back on immediately. During the course of this experiment I noticed a number of changes. My appetite grew enormously. Not the amount of times that I eat throughout the day, but the shear volume of food that I'm now able to consume at any given time. INSANE amounts. For instance, it's impossible for me to be full from a value meal at any fast food restaurant. A typical McDonalds meal will now cost me about $10 something if I eat cheaply. That's eating a big mac extra value meal, and then 3-4 DOUBLE cheeseburgers on top of that. Then after I chuck it, I usually am at a comfortable level hunger wise, for the next 5-6 hours. Generally, I've been eating a maximum of two meals per day, and never really being hungry. I now HATE throwing up, more now that ever before in my life. I've never been happier to be done with an experiment than I am now. Having completed it in it's entirety though, I'm going to fatten myself up over the next couple of weeks, and then try another experiement. Healthy eating. We'll see how that goes, but I'm sure it will be better than this one was. In summation, I do not recommend this diet to anyone that doesn't legimately think they're fat. If you do think your fat, I say fuck it. might as well drop the weight quickly and then start getting healthy to maintain it.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

11-18-2005, 09:18 PM	#64 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	How did ur girl feel about this experiment dude?
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

11-19-2005, 03:30 PM	#65 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I didn't tell her about the experiment. She's a nurse and would have freaked out.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

11-21-2005, 06:58 PM	#66 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	she just thinks wayne has terrible halitosis
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

11-21-2005, 07:40 PM	#67 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	"Wow your breath smells outstanding compared to how it's been throughout the last 30 days."
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

11-21-2005, 11:12 PM	#68 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,215 Internets: 3373	Haha wow. Kudo's man. That's one fucking awesome experiment if you aren't just fucking around.
	Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.

11-21-2005, 11:49 PM	#69 (permalink)
Mars Man Part dork, part bald Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Brazil Posts: 291 Internets: 10	Wayne would never fuck around, right Wayne?

11-22-2005, 03:07 PM	#70 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	No sir, not on a message board. I live and breath Nubblies.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.