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SinisterKid · 02-11-2011, 08:48 AM

Randy Report: Beer Lovers More Likely to Have Sex on the First Date - TIME NewsFeed

and the research:

http://blog.okcupid.com/

Cocktooth · 02-11-2011, 10:49 AM

First?

DJ FC · 02-11-2011, 11:51 AM

He has over 1000 internetz Shaw.

Ugly Bastard · 02-11-2011, 11:56 AM

The OK Cupid blog is amazing. I wish there were more data-based sociological blogs (there probably are so I guess I wish I was better at stumbling upon them).

Cocktooth · 02-11-2011, 11:59 AM

He could have over 2000 internets, it looked by the subject that he was filling in for Billy Mays the way he presented it.

Saint DH · 02-11-2011, 12:10 PM

This is groundbreaking research? I bet liquor lovers are even more likely to fuck on the first date. And cocaine lovers? Well, you don't even have to date them to fuck them.

SinisterKid · 02-11-2011, 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaw

He could have over 2000 internets, it looked by the subject that he was filling in for Billy Mays the way he presented it.

I guess I won't use an exclamation point next time.

SinisterKid · 02-11-2011, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

The OK Cupid blog is amazing. I wish there were more data-based sociological blogs (there probably are so I guess I wish I was better at stumbling upon them).

Some of the correlations they find are pretty interesting. Is the site itself legit?

Ugly Bastard · 02-11-2011, 01:38 PM

Yea it's like the most used dating site in the world ran by a couple of nerds from Harvard.

SinisterKid · 02-11-2011, 01:47 PM

Typical.

Mr. Blonde · 02-11-2011, 06:18 PM

I used Okcupid for a while and there are tons of hotties on there. All in the States, though.

SinisterKid · 02-15-2011, 01:07 PM

I actually had the opportunity to implement the "Do you like the taste of beer?" line with a girl I went out with last Friday, and my experience disproved OKcupid's research. I'll break down the sequence of events.

Let me preface this by saying I have known this girl since 2004 - and hadn't seen her since 2005 - but had never been on a date or hooked up with her. However, the fact that I knew her in advance of the first date might detract from the theory of the "beer" question.

I was in Bloomington on Friday and randomly sent her a text asking if she'd like to grab drinks later in the evening. She responded enthusiastically, and we met at Malibu Grill. She then proceeded to order an embarrassingly faggy drink, like an "orangegasm" or something. I ordered a beer. I asked, "Do you like the taste of beer?" to which she replied "No." Based on OKcupid's assertion, she's not a first date fucker.

We had three or four rounds, went to to another bar for an hour, and, after telling her I would have to stay at her place because I wasn't comfortable driving back to Indianapolis, we went to her place. And fucked.

DJ FC · 02-15-2011, 05:50 PM

Bloomington.

You lucky son of a gun.

f3lix · 02-16-2011, 01:34 AM

Likes taste of beer = fucks on first date

That has nothing to do with girls who *don't* like the taste of beer.

heurisdick · 02-16-2011, 01:37 AM

Likes taste of beer = fucks on first date

Doesn't like taste of beer = fucks on first date

Likes taste of Tecate = will eventually lick your asshole

Mr. Blonde · 02-16-2011, 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by f3lix

That has nothing to do with girls who *don't* like the taste of beer.

HEY GUYS I THINK THIS MIGHT JUST MAYBE MIGHT MEAN THAT MAYBE WHEN GIRLS ARE FILLING OUT THEIR ONLINE DATING PROFILES THEY WRITE DOWN STUFF THAT WOULD HELP THEM LOOK MORE ATTRACTIVE TO GUYS

Which ironically defeats the purpose of a dating site like okcupid anyways. Silly bitches.

DJ FC · 02-16-2011, 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by f3lix

Likes taste of beer = fucks on first date

That has nothing to do with girls who *don't* like the taste of beer.

You are such a dumbass most times.

SinisterKid · 02-16-2011, 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by f3lix

Likes taste of beer = fucks on first date

That has nothing to do with girls who *don't* like the taste of beer.

I feel like the research had a control for this but I am currently in Dubai and Okcupid is a blocked site here. So I can't re-read the article.

Mr. Blonde · 02-16-2011, 06:22 AM

You should do a Dubai AMA.

angry pancake · 02-16-2011, 04:39 PM

I'm more interested if she likes the taste of my jizz.

vaga1220 * · 02-16-2011, 05:21 PM

Or the taste of a gallon of my fermented jizz!

SinisterKid · 02-18-2011, 06:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

I used Okcupid for a while and there are tons of hotties on there. All in the States, though.

SO many hotties. You're right about the States, but Europe represents well too. I'm guessing Korea doesn't.

02-11-2011, 08:48 AM	#1 (permalink)
SinisterKid Hide your nieces. Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 293 Internets: 7656	Get Laid Quicker! Randy Report: Beer Lovers More Likely to Have Sex on the First Date - TIME NewsFeed and the research: http://blog.okcupid.com/

02-11-2011, 10:49 AM	#2 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	First?
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02-11-2011, 11:51 AM	#3 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	He has over 1000 internetz Shaw.
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

02-11-2011, 11:59 AM	#5 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	He could have over 2000 internets, it looked by the subject that he was filling in for Billy Mays the way he presented it.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

02-15-2011, 05:50 PM	#13 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	Bloomington. You lucky son of a gun.
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

02-11-2011, 11:56 AM	#4 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	The OK Cupid blog is amazing. I wish there were more data-based sociological blogs (there probably are so I guess I wish I was better at stumbling upon them).

02-11-2011, 12:10 PM	#6 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	This is groundbreaking research? I bet liquor lovers are even more likely to fuck on the first date. And cocaine lovers? Well, you don't even have to date them to fuck them.

02-11-2011, 01:38 PM	#9 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Yea it's like the most used dating site in the world ran by a couple of nerds from Harvard.

02-11-2011, 01:47 PM	#10 (permalink)
SinisterKid Hide your nieces. Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 293 Internets: 7656	Typical.

02-11-2011, 06:18 PM	#11 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I used Okcupid for a while and there are tons of hotties on there. All in the States, though.

02-15-2011, 01:07 PM	#12 (permalink)
SinisterKid Hide your nieces. Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 293 Internets: 7656	I actually had the opportunity to implement the "Do you like the taste of beer?" line with a girl I went out with last Friday, and my experience disproved OKcupid's research. I'll break down the sequence of events. Let me preface this by saying I have known this girl since 2004 - and hadn't seen her since 2005 - but had never been on a date or hooked up with her. However, the fact that I knew her in advance of the first date might detract from the theory of the "beer" question. I was in Bloomington on Friday and randomly sent her a text asking if she'd like to grab drinks later in the evening. She responded enthusiastically, and we met at Malibu Grill. She then proceeded to order an embarrassingly faggy drink, like an "orangegasm" or something. I ordered a beer. I asked, "Do you like the taste of beer?" to which she replied "No." Based on OKcupid's assertion, she's not a first date fucker. We had three or four rounds, went to to another bar for an hour, and, after telling her I would have to stay at her place because I wasn't comfortable driving back to Indianapolis, we went to her place. And fucked.

02-16-2011, 01:34 AM	#14 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Likes taste of beer = fucks on first date That has nothing to do with girls who don't like the taste of beer.

02-16-2011, 01:37 AM	#15 (permalink)
heurisdick Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 267 Internets: 4908	Likes taste of beer = fucks on first date Doesn't like taste of beer = fucks on first date Likes taste of Tecate = will eventually lick your asshole

02-16-2011, 06:22 AM	#19 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	You should do a Dubai AMA.

02-16-2011, 05:21 PM	#21 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790	Or the taste of a gallon of my fermented jizz!
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