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Saint DH · 03-21-2011, 12:20 AM

It's more of a health issue for me as well as a way to save some money. There are fucking toxic chemicals in shampoo that are certainly absorbed in your body through the scalp. Plus, with baldness being a prevalent male issue, I don't want to take any chances. There are chemicals in all forms of bath-products, too. From now on, the only thing I'm using is a plain bar of soap. Well, I probably will still need to use deodorant, else I smell like a rotting corpse.

The next health issue I've got to tackle is my diet. That will be considerably harder, though, as it will require me to fucking cook.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 03-21-2011, 12:33 AM

you're being a little paranoid. wash your hair you greasy little fucker.

Saint DH · 03-21-2011, 12:42 AM

I wash my hair with baking soda and water.

I have the hair of a god damn dog

Ironic Mustache · 03-21-2011, 12:45 AM

Dirty hairy. Ha.

Mr. Blonde · 03-21-2011, 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

IMO, my hair looks much better when I haven't washed it in 36-48 hours than it does within the first 12ish hours after a wash.

This for sure. My hair looks way better when I'm not stripping it of all it's natural oils once or twice a day.

I find it ironic that that Dirty Harry, the holothetic man who

thinks humans are collectively impervious all toxic pollution in the world

is concerned about the safety of a soap product that most people have been putting on their heads daily for the past 100 years.

Saint DH · 03-21-2011, 02:00 AM

But it's not a soap product. It's a detergent product.

We've been over this and over this. When it comes to the conflict of man vs. nature, the outcome is situational.

When it comes to the conflict of a man vs. toxic chemicals...well the outcome is usually never good (except in the case of Daredevil). I'm not going to take a hit of methylisothiazoline (found in almost all shampoos) because that would certainly kill me.

Mr. Blonde · 03-21-2011, 03:30 AM

Do you apply this line of thinking to everything you eat, too? Pry more important than what you put on your head for 2 minutes.

Saint DH · 03-21-2011, 03:53 AM

I do not. However I do take multivitamin and fish oil twice a day, and a zinc picolinate once a day. I have completely turned my health habits around over the past three months, though. I quit drinking so much soda and drink a lot more water, I quit smoking, and I stopped putting poison on my head everyday. The last two changes necessary to complete my, Dirty Harry's Ultimate Health Transformation is to start a regular exercise routine and change my diet.

Changing my diet is going to be hard because I hate going to the grocery store and I really, really hate cooking (I'm probably terrible at it, too).

Saint DH · 03-21-2011, 03:56 AM

Actually I'm just fucking with you. After I finish this big-mac and large coke, I'm going to snort some coke, drink a beer, smoke about ten cigarettes, and masturbate with some head and shoulders shampoo. Then I'm going to rinse my mouth out with some Raid and wash my hair with choke cleaner.

DDTempest · 03-21-2011, 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

Actually I'm just fucking with you. After I finish this big-mac and large coke, I'm going to snort some coke, drink a beer, smoke about ten cigarettes, and masturbate with some head and shoulders shampoo. Then I'm going to rinse my mouth out with some Raid and wash my hair with choke cleaner.

LIFEHACK: I found that if you masturbate with conditioner instead of shampoo your dickhole doesn't sting.

heurisdick · 03-24-2011, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

Changing my diet is going to be hard because I hate going to the grocery store and I really, really hate cooking (I'm probably terrible at it, too).

There's a website I use that is useful. Costs $5 a month. You choose what kind of meals you want (I picked low carb) and it lets you download a weekly grocery list and tells you exactly what to do for each meal. At the end of the week, you've used up everything you bought, so you download/take the next week's list shopping. Here's this week's:

heurisdick · 03-24-2011, 07:33 PM

I understand that's entirely too small to read, but you get the point. I'll blow them up a little if anyone gives a shit.

vaga1220 * · 03-24-2011, 07:47 PM

Well if you're going to blow something, why don't you blow me while you're at it.

Saint DH · 03-24-2011, 08:56 PM

This is wonderful. I get the gist of it. Thanks, I'll definitely put this to use. ++++ for you.

Repugnant Abomination · 03-24-2011, 09:31 PM

It's too fucking small. Blow that shit up.

Mr. Blonde · 03-24-2011, 09:58 PM

I've never had a problem with eating healthy. Ever.

Saint DH · 03-24-2011, 10:08 PM

Good for you ass clown.

Mr. Blonde · 03-24-2011, 10:17 PM

Anybody try the Twist-Shit© method yet? I was on the john for a couple minutes yesterday before I got bored and turned around to get my book and all of a sudden, BAM! I was done. Didn't even need to stay and read (but I did anyways.)

heurisdick · 03-24-2011, 10:22 PM

I actually did. Didn't help, but in all fairness I had just finished my first wave of shits. The second wave may have still been too deep when I tried. So no dice

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 03-24-2011, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

I've never had a problem with eating healthy. Ever.

Orgazmo · 03-25-2011, 12:08 AM

I tried the twist shit too. Mid log. It didn't help

I think it may just be a "you" thing.

heurisdick · 03-25-2011, 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Repugnant Abomination

It's too fucking small. Blow that shit up.

Mr. Blonde · 03-25-2011, 02:44 AM

Shit man how do you use Itunes for all this stuff? That has to be the only explanation.

heurisdick · 03-25-2011, 04:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

Shit man how do you use Itunes for all this stuff? That has to be the only explanation.

Was this meant for me? If so, I don't get it

Saint DH · 03-25-2011, 07:22 AM

Dude you have to go to the grocery store once a week with this shit. That seems like too much effort.

03-21-2011, 12:33 AM	#52 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	you're being a little paranoid. wash your hair you greasy little fucker.
	#YOLO

03-21-2011, 12:45 AM	#54 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Dirty hairy. Ha.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

03-24-2011, 07:47 PM	#63 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790	Well if you're going to blow something, why don't you blow me while you're at it.
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

03-21-2011, 12:20 AM	#51 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	It's more of a health issue for me as well as a way to save some money. There are fucking toxic chemicals in shampoo that are certainly absorbed in your body through the scalp. Plus, with baldness being a prevalent male issue, I don't want to take any chances. There are chemicals in all forms of bath-products, too. From now on, the only thing I'm using is a plain bar of soap. Well, I probably will still need to use deodorant, else I smell like a rotting corpse. The next health issue I've got to tackle is my diet. That will be considerably harder, though, as it will require me to fucking cook.

03-21-2011, 12:42 AM	#53 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	I wash my hair with baking soda and water. I have the hair of a god damn dog

03-21-2011, 02:00 AM	#56 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	But it's not a soap product. It's a detergent product. We've been over this and over this. When it comes to the conflict of man vs. nature, the outcome is situational. When it comes to the conflict of a man vs. toxic chemicals...well the outcome is usually never good (except in the case of Daredevil). I'm not going to take a hit of methylisothiazoline (found in almost all shampoos) because that would certainly kill me.

03-21-2011, 03:30 AM	#57 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Do you apply this line of thinking to everything you eat, too? Pry more important than what you put on your head for 2 minutes.

03-21-2011, 03:53 AM	#58 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	I do not. However I do take multivitamin and fish oil twice a day, and a zinc picolinate once a day. I have completely turned my health habits around over the past three months, though. I quit drinking so much soda and drink a lot more water, I quit smoking, and I stopped putting poison on my head everyday. The last two changes necessary to complete my, Dirty Harry's Ultimate Health Transformation is to start a regular exercise routine and change my diet. Changing my diet is going to be hard because I hate going to the grocery store and I really, really hate cooking (I'm probably terrible at it, too).

03-21-2011, 03:56 AM	#59 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	Actually I'm just fucking with you. After I finish this big-mac and large coke, I'm going to snort some coke, drink a beer, smoke about ten cigarettes, and masturbate with some head and shoulders shampoo. Then I'm going to rinse my mouth out with some Raid and wash my hair with choke cleaner.

03-24-2011, 07:33 PM	#62 (permalink)
heurisdick Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 267 Internets: 4908	I understand that's entirely too small to read, but you get the point. I'll blow them up a little if anyone gives a shit.

03-24-2011, 08:56 PM	#64 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	This is wonderful. I get the gist of it. Thanks, I'll definitely put this to use. ++++ for you.

03-24-2011, 09:31 PM	#65 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	It's too fucking small. Blow that shit up.

03-24-2011, 09:58 PM	#66 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I've never had a problem with eating healthy. Ever.

03-24-2011, 10:08 PM	#67 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	Good for you ass clown.

03-24-2011, 10:17 PM	#68 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Anybody try the Twist-Shit© method yet? I was on the john for a couple minutes yesterday before I got bored and turned around to get my book and all of a sudden, BAM! I was done. Didn't even need to stay and read (but I did anyways.)

03-24-2011, 10:22 PM	#69 (permalink)
heurisdick Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 267 Internets: 4908	I actually did. Didn't help, but in all fairness I had just finished my first wave of shits. The second wave may have still been too deep when I tried. So no dice

03-25-2011, 12:08 AM	#71 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,725 Internets: 311447	I tried the twist shit too. Mid log. It didn't help I think it may just be a "you" thing.

03-25-2011, 02:44 AM	#73 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Shit man how do you use Itunes for all this stuff? That has to be the only explanation.

03-25-2011, 07:22 AM	#75 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	Dude you have to go to the grocery store once a week with this shit. That seems like too much effort.