The Nubblies Invention Thread

[ProfessorNumber]

Alright, I realized the other day that I randomly think of brilliant inventions/ideas. I figured we could have a thread in which everyone posts their brilliant ideas/inventions.

First: Mean fortune cookies. Some unsuspecting fuck cracks open his fortune cookie expecting to see something along the lines of "12, 3, & 8 are your lucky numbers. Seek Leos and stay away from Cancers." Instead, with my fortune cookies, they would be greated with something along the lines of:

You will contract AID's within the year
Your mom will be raped tonight
You will be in a firey car crash and your skin will melt off
Jesus DOES NOT love you.

I'm talking about horrible phrases that would truly shock the general public. On the same note, I also would like to make mean greeting cards. Like for Valentines day:

*on cover* "Would you be my...." *inside* "dirty whore for one day?"
*on cover* "You make Valentines day special because..." *inside* "No one else would let me ass fuck them and then finish in their mouth"


You get the picture.


Another idea I've seriously been kicking around is what I call "Road-Rage Cards". Basically they would be pieces of thing white cardboard with rude phrases printed in huge bold letters that you could hold up to your window and anyone near you could read them clearly. For instance:

FUCK OFF BITCH
FAGGOT
SUCK MY COCK
LEARN HOW TO DRIVE FAG
GET OFF THE ROAD GRAMPS
YOUR CAR SUCKS DICK


Anyone else thought of any brilliant ideas lately?