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bloodyfart · 07-15-2005, 01:15 PM

a new girl just moved into my building. she is really, really hot. i swear a modeling agency must put these girls up there cause she is the fourth extreme hottie that has lived in that exact apt. in the last year.

anyways, at twelve thirty last night, i heard this very loud banging for like ten minutes. it was the sound of a hammer hitting the wall, not fucking. letting this go for as long as i could, i finally snapped.

i put on my clothes, walked up to her door (never having seen her before), banged on it, and said "could you please shut the fuck up in there"

she opened the door and said "sorry was i being loud"

my jaw must have dropped to the floor. it took a minute to get it to work and then i said "sorry, but i am trying to get a little sleep, do you mind keeping it down"

she said "okay"

i have royally fucked this one up, havent i

MAGICLIT · 07-15-2005, 01:17 PM

No, you should have offered her help dumbass, she was obviously hanging pictures. But then I guess, you probably had "the help" do that for you so you wouldn't know how......j/k

farawayfromhere · 07-15-2005, 01:21 PM

hahahahahah that makes me laugh...haha well, um..you could probably fix it... somehow.

bloodyfart · 07-15-2005, 01:25 PM

it was 12:30 at night and i had put in the hardest workout i had in a long time at wrestling. i wasnt about to start helping this girl in her interior design endeavors.

yes, i did have people that hung my pictures, didnt you?

to fix it, i think i am going to be a little more mean to her. im sure she gets dudes falling all over themselves to help her. i am going to be an asshole to her for a while to seperate myself from the pack.

farawayfromhere · 07-15-2005, 01:26 PM

and then you'll never see her again! way to be! Go get that girl!

MAGICLIT · 07-15-2005, 01:40 PM

no, thats a good idea Brent, women hate to have a guy not pay them the time of day, it drives them crazy, she'll be putty in your hands.

farawayfromhere · 07-15-2005, 01:43 PM

When a guy's an asshole to me, even if he is just playing games, then I'm a bitch back to him. Sure its a love/hate thing, but it never ends up going anywhere. It instills infatuation but thats as far as it seems to go.

bloodyfart · 07-15-2005, 01:45 PM

i cant tell if you are joking clit.

faraway, i am serious. these girls are model hot, not just your average cute girl. i live one block from william morris, so i assume they are represented by them. these girls are the creme de la creme. they are not used to being treated like everyone else.
if i do treat them like any other girl, it will intrigue them.

farawayfromhere · 07-15-2005, 01:48 PM

clits not joking,

But I'm telling you, you'll get infatuation, maybe, but thats it. But then again, I will give you this...you are probably right that if you are going to get anywhere at all, it is your best chance.

God Damn....you avatar is really...gross.

Ironic Mustache · 07-15-2005, 01:49 PM

Maybe if you tell them you know Joe Rogan.

bloodyfart · 07-15-2005, 01:57 PM

you joke ironic, but that has scored many of my teammates a lot of pussy.
anyways, he is not the biggest celeb i am friends with, so i would not drop his name first.

Ironic Mustache · 07-15-2005, 02:10 PM

No shit, richard simmons is.

bloodyfart · 07-15-2005, 02:11 PM

he's a family friend. more of a client.

MAGICLIT · 07-15-2005, 02:20 PM

I wasn't joking, if you treat a model how everyone treats a model, you will bore her, if you treat her as if she looked like a dog, she will wonder why you dont think she is hot, and then wear skimpy clothes, casually flirt, and touch you when shes talking to you in attempt for you to desire her touch even more.

bloodyfart · 07-15-2005, 02:37 PM

time to yell at this bitch some more.

MAGICLIT · 07-15-2005, 02:42 PM

WORD.

bloodyfart · 07-15-2005, 03:20 PM

those ovaries scare me

MAGICLIT · 07-15-2005, 03:21 PM

Good.

bloodyfart · 07-15-2005, 03:23 PM

do you really want to hurt me
do you really want to make me cry

MAGICLIT · 07-15-2005, 03:27 PM

LOL, no, never.

Beebs · 07-15-2005, 04:46 PM

Get her some coke and slap her, models love that.

farawayfromhere · 07-15-2005, 04:55 PM

hahaha, I should find that offensive
but actually thats funny.

MAGICLIT · 07-15-2005, 04:55 PM

because its true?

farawayfromhere · 07-15-2005, 04:58 PM

yes its funny because its true
and I should find it offensive because of some past history, and before someone says it, no not a past history with coke.

MAGICLIT · 07-15-2005, 05:00 PM

you got slapped?

07-15-2005, 01:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	a new girl just moved into my building. she is really, really hot. i swear a modeling agency must put these girls up there cause she is the fourth extreme hottie that has lived in that exact apt. in the last year. anyways, at twelve thirty last night, i heard this very loud banging for like ten minutes. it was the sound of a hammer hitting the wall, not fucking. letting this go for as long as i could, i finally snapped. i put on my clothes, walked up to her door (never having seen her before), banged on it, and said "could you please shut the fuck up in there" she opened the door and said "sorry was i being loud" my jaw must have dropped to the floor. it took a minute to get it to work and then i said "sorry, but i am trying to get a little sleep, do you mind keeping it down" she said "okay" i have royally fucked this one up, havent i
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

07-15-2005, 01:17 PM	#2 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	No, you should have offered her help dumbass, she was obviously hanging pictures. But then I guess, you probably had "the help" do that for you so you wouldn't know how......j/k
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

07-15-2005, 01:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
farawayfromhere Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: a land far far away Posts: 449 Internets: 10	hahahahahah that makes me laugh...haha well, um..you could probably fix it... somehow.
	"I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously then you never get hurt. If you never get hurt then you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends."

07-15-2005, 01:25 PM	#4 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	it was 12:30 at night and i had put in the hardest workout i had in a long time at wrestling. i wasnt about to start helping this girl in her interior design endeavors. yes, i did have people that hung my pictures, didnt you? to fix it, i think i am going to be a little more mean to her. im sure she gets dudes falling all over themselves to help her. i am going to be an asshole to her for a while to seperate myself from the pack.
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

07-15-2005, 01:26 PM	#5 (permalink)
farawayfromhere Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: a land far far away Posts: 449 Internets: 10	and then you'll never see her again! way to be! Go get that girl!
	"I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously then you never get hurt. If you never get hurt then you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends."

07-15-2005, 01:40 PM	#6 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	no, thats a good idea Brent, women hate to have a guy not pay them the time of day, it drives them crazy, she'll be putty in your hands.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

07-15-2005, 01:43 PM	#7 (permalink)
farawayfromhere Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: a land far far away Posts: 449 Internets: 10	When a guy's an asshole to me, even if he is just playing games, then I'm a bitch back to him. Sure its a love/hate thing, but it never ends up going anywhere. It instills infatuation but thats as far as it seems to go.
	"I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously then you never get hurt. If you never get hurt then you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends."

07-15-2005, 01:45 PM	#8 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	i cant tell if you are joking clit. faraway, i am serious. these girls are model hot, not just your average cute girl. i live one block from william morris, so i assume they are represented by them. these girls are the creme de la creme. they are not used to being treated like everyone else. if i do treat them like any other girl, it will intrigue them.
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

07-15-2005, 01:48 PM	#9 (permalink)
farawayfromhere Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: a land far far away Posts: 449 Internets: 10	clits not joking, But I'm telling you, you'll get infatuation, maybe, but thats it. But then again, I will give you this...you are probably right that if you are going to get anywhere at all, it is your best chance. God Damn....you avatar is really...gross.
	"I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously then you never get hurt. If you never get hurt then you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends."

07-15-2005, 01:49 PM	#10 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Maybe if you tell them you know Joe Rogan.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

07-15-2005, 01:57 PM	#11 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	you joke ironic, but that has scored many of my teammates a lot of pussy. anyways, he is not the biggest celeb i am friends with, so i would not drop his name first.
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

07-15-2005, 02:10 PM	#12 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	No shit, richard simmons is.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

07-15-2005, 02:11 PM	#13 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	he's a family friend. more of a client.
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

07-15-2005, 02:20 PM	#14 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	I wasn't joking, if you treat a model how everyone treats a model, you will bore her, if you treat her as if she looked like a dog, she will wonder why you dont think she is hot, and then wear skimpy clothes, casually flirt, and touch you when shes talking to you in attempt for you to desire her touch even more.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

07-15-2005, 02:37 PM	#15 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	time to yell at this bitch some more.
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

07-15-2005, 02:42 PM	#16 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	WORD.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

07-15-2005, 03:20 PM	#17 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	those ovaries scare me
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

07-15-2005, 03:21 PM	#18 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	Good.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

07-15-2005, 03:23 PM	#19 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	do you really want to hurt me do you really want to make me cry
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

07-15-2005, 03:27 PM	#20 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	LOL, no, never.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

07-15-2005, 04:46 PM	#21 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	Get her some coke and slap her, models love that.

07-15-2005, 04:55 PM	#22 (permalink)
farawayfromhere Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: a land far far away Posts: 449 Internets: 10	hahaha, I should find that offensive but actually thats funny.
	"I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously then you never get hurt. If you never get hurt then you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends."

07-15-2005, 04:55 PM	#23 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	because its true?
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

07-15-2005, 04:58 PM	#24 (permalink)
farawayfromhere Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: a land far far away Posts: 449 Internets: 10	yes its funny because its true and I should find it offensive because of some past history, and before someone says it, no not a past history with coke.
	"I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously then you never get hurt. If you never get hurt then you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends."

07-15-2005, 05:00 PM	#25 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	you got slapped?
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.