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DDTempest · 12-09-2011, 08:44 AM

While perusing rage comics, I somehow acquired an obnoxious malware known as the windows 2012 antivirus. Since Blonde is the source of all things reddit on this board (including knowledge of rage comics) I blame him.

If anyone else mysteriously gets this ridiculous virus, here is how you remove it:

Remove Win 7 Antispyware 2012 and Vista Antivirus 2012 name changing rogue (Uninstall Guide)

P.S. Fuck you Blonde.

thekremlin · 12-09-2011, 09:00 AM

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-09-2011, 07:30 PM

I have it too, on two computers. My desktop is my last garrison.

Repugnant Abomination · 12-09-2011, 07:34 PM

What's your problem, Blonde?

Mr. Blonde · 12-09-2011, 08:09 PM

Weird. I don't have this on my computer.

What do you suppose this means, guys? I think it means you all need to go fuck yourselves.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-09-2011, 08:34 PM

Gay porn must be safe.

Roberto · 12-09-2011, 09:18 PM

we watch gay porn tomorrow night after hot yoga yes?

Mr. Blonde · 12-09-2011, 11:57 PM

Misty it seems this young latino gentleman would like to watch a video with you.

DJ FC · 12-10-2011, 04:04 AM

I had this several months ago actually, and Windows automatically removed it through a malware removal tool via windows update.

DDTempest · 12-10-2011, 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DJ FC

I had this several months ago actually, and Windows automatically removed it through a malware removal tool via windows update.

...

Mr. Blonde · 12-10-2011, 09:49 AM

DDTempest · 12-10-2011, 12:18 PM

Goddammit Blonde ... what happened to yougonnagetraped.com?

Mr. Blonde · 12-10-2011, 02:37 PM

let it expire.

DJ FC · 12-10-2011, 02:56 PM

To those of you laughing, I'm not exactly a noob. I can recognize a genuine Windows update from a fraud.

Mr. Blonde · 12-10-2011, 02:57 PM

I haven't used Windows update in forever due to pirated OS

angry pancake · 12-10-2011, 03:58 PM

I haven't used windows update in forever due to using a mac

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-10-2011, 04:45 PM

I haven't used windows update in forever because my dick is 12 inches long.

angry pancake · 12-10-2011, 05:26 PM

Pics or it isn't

DJ FC · 12-10-2011, 06:49 PM

I haven't used Windows Update since my 2nd tour in 'Nam.

f3lix · 12-10-2011, 11:28 PM

What's it like to still have viruses destroying your happiness?

Beebs · 12-11-2011, 12:01 AM

Had something similar; avast and malwarebytes fixed it in like 10 min.

Orgazmo · 12-11-2011, 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by f3lix

What's it like to still have viruses destroying your happiness?

What's it like asking for help when you need to resize an image?

Mr. Blonde · 12-12-2011, 02:12 PM

Guys? I re-downloaded Avast to have it run just in case and this is what it said. Can anyone tell me what it means? I usually don't use an antivirus because it interferes with the speed of my machine, which, until I can afford to build a new system, is pretty slow. So I was wondering if any of you could help me understand this? I don't know a lot about the computers.

vaga1220 * · 12-12-2011, 04:07 PM

It means you don't look at enough porn.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-12-2011, 09:36 PM

This virus has really interfered with my sex life. Is there anywhere safe?

12-09-2011, 07:30 PM	#3 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	I have it too, on two computers. My desktop is my last garrison.
	#YOLO

12-09-2011, 08:34 PM	#6 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	Gay porn must be safe.
	#YOLO

12-10-2011, 04:04 AM	#9 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	I had this several months ago actually, and Windows automatically removed it through a malware removal tool via windows update.
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

12-10-2011, 09:49 AM	#11 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	lol

12-10-2011, 02:56 PM	#14 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	To those of you laughing, I'm not exactly a noob. I can recognize a genuine Windows update from a fraud.
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

12-09-2011, 07:34 PM	#4 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	What's your problem, Blonde?

12-09-2011, 08:09 PM	#5 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Weird. I don't have this on my computer. What do you suppose this means, guys? I think it means you all need to go fuck yourselves.

12-09-2011, 09:18 PM	#7 (permalink)
Roberto Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 7 Internets: 10	we watch gay porn tomorrow night after hot yoga yes?

12-09-2011, 11:57 PM	#8 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Misty it seems this young latino gentleman would like to watch a video with you.

12-10-2011, 02:37 PM	#13 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	let it expire.

12-10-2011, 02:57 PM	#15 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I haven't used Windows update in forever due to pirated OS

12-10-2011, 04:45 PM	#17 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	I haven't used windows update in forever because my dick is 12 inches long.
	#YOLO

12-10-2011, 06:49 PM	#19 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	I haven't used Windows Update since my 2nd tour in 'Nam.
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

12-10-2011, 11:28 PM	#20 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	What's it like to still have viruses destroying your happiness?

12-11-2011, 12:01 AM	#21 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	Had something similar; avast and malwarebytes fixed it in like 10 min.

12-12-2011, 02:12 PM	#23 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Guys? I re-downloaded Avast to have it run just in case and this is what it said. Can anyone tell me what it means? I usually don't use an antivirus because it interferes with the speed of my machine, which, until I can afford to build a new system, is pretty slow. So I was wondering if any of you could help me understand this? I don't know a lot about the computers.

12-12-2011, 04:07 PM	#24 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790	It means you don't look at enough porn.
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

12-12-2011, 09:36 PM	#25 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	This virus has really interfered with my sex life. Is there anywhere safe?
	#YOLO

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