18. In the movie "Back to the Future" they used Chuck Norris' Delorean to go
back into time and into the future. When they gave it back to him with a scratch
on it he was angry and roundhouse kicked Michael J. Fox, which years later was
the cause of his Parkinson's disease.
19. Chuck Norris spends his Saturdays climbing mountains and meditating in
peaceful soliude. Sundays are for oral $ex, KFC and Tequila.
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