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BigDongedHoe · 06-11-2003, 02:43 AM

I don't know if I could do that gazmo...that's is indeed a very interesting concept though, and Bert hell no.

Ugly Bastard · 06-11-2003, 02:55 PM

Would you eat a log of your own shit (about the size of a nice looking Italian Sausage), and in return, get $5,000,000?

I actually think I would. As long as it was my own, and not someone else's, I don't see why not.

-Ugly Bastard

Orgazmo · 06-11-2003, 08:21 PM

Of course I would. Only a fool would turn that down.

BigDongedHoe · 06-11-2003, 09:07 PM

i would do it

BigDongedHoe · 06-11-2003, 09:09 PM

For $50,000 would you draw a ball out of a hat of 1,000 balls. 999 of the balls are blue and 1 is red. If you draw a red then you die if not you get the $50,000. So basically a 1/1,000 chance of dieing for $50,000. Would you do it?

I would

[ June 11, 2003, 07:10 PM: Message edited by: BigDongedHoe ]

Orgazmo · 06-11-2003, 09:35 PM

Hell no. I wouldn't do it if there were 1,000,000,000 balls and, if you didn't choose the one red ball, you got $1,000,000,000.

My reason is that the benefit of the bet must outweigh the risk. The benefit is 1,000,000,000 whilst the risk is 1/1,000,000,000 of my life. Since my life is priceless, 1/1,000,000,000 = more than any amount of money, thus more valuable than $1,000,000,000.

[ June 11, 2003, 07:37 PM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

victim · 06-11-2003, 09:58 PM

Well, I'm sure there's probably a 1/1000 chance of death in eating your own shit. You probably face those kind of odds doing ordinary things...

I still don't think I would though... I'd need to know how the death would be administered to make a decision.

BigDongedHoe · 06-11-2003, 10:30 PM

Will just say for shits and giggles a death of your choosing, however the death must be completed within 24 hours of drawing the ball (if you in fact drew the ONE red out of the 1,000 balls).

StabMaster Arson · 06-12-2003, 02:13 AM

I'd do it, but if I got the red ball I would choose to be fucked to death by the olsen twins.

Ugly Bastard · 06-12-2003, 11:00 AM

Stab, gold.

I would not do the red ball thing for only $50,000. Jack that up to like 5 Million or something, and we'll talk.

Would you agree to work the rest of your life flipping burgers 40 hours per week at McDonalds, knowing that you are getting paid $500/hour?

I don't think I would.

-Ugly Bastard

BrassMonkees · 06-12-2003, 03:40 PM

rest of your life as in until you retire around 70, or literally the rest of your life?

either way i don't think i would do it either.

StDx · 06-12-2003, 05:32 PM

"rest of your life" must be defined... I'd do it if I knew that it would be my career. making $500/hr would make it easy to retire early... very early.

Ugly Bastard · 06-12-2003, 06:12 PM

You may quit when you are 65.

-Ugly Bastard

Saint DH · 06-12-2003, 08:15 PM

I'd do it in a fucking heartbeat.

BigDongedHoe · 06-12-2003, 08:31 PM

I wouldn't do it, there isn't any fucking way I could stand that.

Timmy Two Beers · 06-13-2003, 01:43 AM

I'm w/ Dirty Hairy on that one. I wouldn't think twice. 4 10 hour days and then deciding on how to spend that 20 grand i was makin a week.

Orgazmo · 06-13-2003, 02:56 AM

Yeah, I'd definitely do that...

Sure, you may hate your job...but you're not going to have to be working around the clock to make sure that you don't get fired (it's the opposite of worrying about being fired, you can't quit). With that in mind, all you have to do is the bare minimum. That means there is no stress whatsoever...meaning that while you're not at the job, it has no influence on your life a'tall. You never even think about it. The only affect it has on you is through the assload of money that it has provided with which you do whatever the fuck you want. Hell yeah...I'd do it.

Ugly Bastard · 06-13-2003, 09:35 AM

Would you stay in Warsaw, Indiana the rest of your life (you can NEVER leave the city limits), and in return, take $5,000,000?

I'm pretty sure I'll be in the minority here...but I would not take this offer.

-Ugly Bastard

Combat Chuck · 06-13-2003, 03:29 PM

I'm editing this post, since I didn't care to notice that this post went past one page.

I'd do the flipping burgers thing.

I would NOT do the Warsaw limit thing. Not for any amount in the world. It's not that Warsaw is a bad town, it's just that it doesn't satisfy my Showgirl needs that arise every now and then (i.e. on Tuesdays).

[ June 14, 2003, 01:51 AM: Message edited by: Combat Chuck ]

Saint DH · 06-13-2003, 10:31 PM

Mr. Bastard I would most definatly do this as well w/o thinking twice. I would do this and be very fucking happy.

BrassMonkees · 06-14-2003, 12:57 AM

i don't think i would do it mr. bastard. I like traveling. 5 million is a lot, but i think i would get bored, never being able to leave warsaw. I couldn't even go to winona or past like 200 S. what a boring life.

Ugly Bastard · 06-19-2003, 03:55 PM

Would you take a bullet for President George W. Bush? The long term effect would be, you would lose the use of your left arm, but in turn, you would be a hero, and you would save his life.

-Ugly Bastard

[ June 19, 2003, 01:56 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

silver and cold · 06-19-2003, 04:30 PM

No, he has people that get paid for that, i mean i know i sound unpatriotic, but i dunno...i'd like to keep my arms

Alpha · 06-19-2003, 05:05 PM

Hell no, I'd much rather watch him be shot.

Jesus Chrystler · 06-19-2003, 07:38 PM

shit, take a bullet for him? I wouldn't even take a piss for him.

06-11-2003, 02:43 AM	#26 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	I don't know if I could do that gazmo...that's is indeed a very interesting concept though, and Bert hell no.
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06-11-2003, 09:07 PM	#29 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	i would do it
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06-11-2003, 09:09 PM	#30 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	For $50,000 would you draw a ball out of a hat of 1,000 balls. 999 of the balls are blue and 1 is red. If you draw a red then you die if not you get the $50,000. So basically a 1/1,000 chance of dieing for $50,000. Would you do it? I would [ June 11, 2003, 07:10 PM: Message edited by: BigDongedHoe ]
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

06-11-2003, 09:58 PM	#32 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	Well, I'm sure there's probably a 1/1000 chance of death in eating your own shit. You probably face those kind of odds doing ordinary things... I still don't think I would though... I'd need to know how the death would be administered to make a decision.
	get off my internet!!!

06-11-2003, 10:30 PM	#33 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	Will just say for shits and giggles a death of your choosing, however the death must be completed within 24 hours of drawing the ball (if you in fact drew the ONE red out of the 1,000 balls).
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

06-11-2003, 02:55 PM	#27 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Would you eat a log of your own shit (about the size of a nice looking Italian Sausage), and in return, get $5,000,000? I actually think I would. As long as it was my own, and not someone else's, I don't see why not. -Ugly Bastard

06-11-2003, 08:21 PM	#28 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	Of course I would. Only a fool would turn that down.

06-11-2003, 09:35 PM	#31 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	Hell no. I wouldn't do it if there were 1,000,000,000 balls and, if you didn't choose the one red ball, you got $1,000,000,000. My reason is that the benefit of the bet must outweigh the risk. The benefit is 1,000,000,000 whilst the risk is 1/1,000,000,000 of my life. Since my life is priceless, 1/1,000,000,000 = more than any amount of money, thus more valuable than $1,000,000,000. [ June 11, 2003, 07:37 PM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

06-12-2003, 02:13 AM	#34 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	I'd do it, but if I got the red ball I would choose to be fucked to death by the olsen twins.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

06-12-2003, 11:00 AM	#35 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Stab, gold. I would not do the red ball thing for only $50,000. Jack that up to like 5 Million or something, and we'll talk. Would you agree to work the rest of your life flipping burgers 40 hours per week at McDonalds, knowing that you are getting paid $500/hour? I don't think I would. -Ugly Bastard

06-12-2003, 03:40 PM	#36 (permalink)
BrassMonkees Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: winona lake Posts: 840 Internets: 10	rest of your life as in until you retire around 70, or literally the rest of your life? either way i don't think i would do it either.
	neither here nor there...

06-12-2003, 05:32 PM	#37 (permalink)
StDx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: right behind you Posts: 931 Internets: 306	"rest of your life" must be defined... I'd do it if I knew that it would be my career. making $500/hr would make it easy to retire early... very early.

06-12-2003, 06:12 PM	#38 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	You may quit when you are 65. -Ugly Bastard

06-12-2003, 08:15 PM	#39 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,150 Internets: 284753	I'd do it in a fucking heartbeat.

06-12-2003, 08:31 PM	#40 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	I wouldn't do it, there isn't any fucking way I could stand that.
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

06-13-2003, 01:43 AM	#41 (permalink)
Timmy Two Beers Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Warsaw Posts: 126 Internets: 10	I'm w/ Dirty Hairy on that one. I wouldn't think twice. 4 10 hour days and then deciding on how to spend that 20 grand i was makin a week.
	Knock Knock...Who's There...Go Fuck Yourself!

06-13-2003, 02:56 AM	#42 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	Yeah, I'd definitely do that... Sure, you may hate your job...but you're not going to have to be working around the clock to make sure that you don't get fired (it's the opposite of worrying about being fired, you can't quit). With that in mind, all you have to do is the bare minimum. That means there is no stress whatsoever...meaning that while you're not at the job, it has no influence on your life a'tall. You never even think about it. The only affect it has on you is through the assload of money that it has provided with which you do whatever the fuck you want. Hell yeah...I'd do it.

06-13-2003, 09:35 AM	#43 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	*Would you stay in Warsaw, Indiana the rest of your life (you can NEVER* leave the city limits), and in return, take $5,000,000?** I'm pretty sure I'll be in the minority here...but I would not take this offer. -Ugly Bastard

06-13-2003, 03:29 PM	#44 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	I'm editing this post, since I didn't care to notice that this post went past one page. I'd do the flipping burgers thing. I would NOT do the Warsaw limit thing. Not for any amount in the world. It's not that Warsaw is a bad town, it's just that it doesn't satisfy my Showgirl needs that arise every now and then (i.e. on Tuesdays). [ June 14, 2003, 01:51 AM: Message edited by: Combat Chuck ]

06-13-2003, 10:31 PM	#45 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,150 Internets: 284753	Mr. Bastard I would most definatly do this as well w/o thinking twice. I would do this and be very fucking happy.

06-14-2003, 12:57 AM	#46 (permalink)
BrassMonkees Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: winona lake Posts: 840 Internets: 10	i don't think i would do it mr. bastard. I like traveling. 5 million is a lot, but i think i would get bored, never being able to leave warsaw. I couldn't even go to winona or past like 200 S. what a boring life.
	neither here nor there...

06-19-2003, 03:55 PM	#47 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Would you take a bullet for President George W. Bush? The long term effect would be, you would lose the use of your left arm, but in turn, you would be a hero, and you would save his life. -Ugly Bastard [ June 19, 2003, 01:56 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

06-19-2003, 04:30 PM	#48 (permalink)
silver and cold Ish... Join Date: May 2003 Location: this nowhere Posts: 1,680 Internets: 10	No, he has people that get paid for that, i mean i know i sound unpatriotic, but i dunno...i'd like to keep my arms
	the killer in me is the killer in you.

06-19-2003, 05:05 PM	#49 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	Hell no, I'd much rather watch him be shot.
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

06-19-2003, 07:38 PM	#50 (permalink)
Jesus Chrystler Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 208 Internets: 26	shit, take a bullet for him? I wouldn't even take a piss for him.
	give a man fire, warm him for a day... set a man on fire, warm him for the rest of his life.

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