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THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-19-2009, 09:34 PM

not afraid to dial it up and blitz
dialing up
dial up a blitz

Beebs · 12-19-2009, 09:50 PM

Black player - explosive, athletic
White player - tough, smart

Ugly Bastard · 12-19-2009, 10:43 PM

Put the ball in the hands of your playmaker.

Cocktooth · 12-20-2009, 01:58 AM

White player- Versitale

Black Player- Athletic.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-28-2010, 09:25 PM

kind of related

I could see some awesome betting resulting from these stats.

Ugly Bastard · 10-28-2010, 10:18 PM

Nice find.

Another one I've noticed: Jon Gruden saying the word "guy" or "guys" on the MNF telecast. I am confident that any of you who does a shot anytime Gruden says one of those two words will need their stomach pumped by the end of the broadcast.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-28-2010, 10:45 PM

John Gruden isn't as bad as drama queen and starfucker Kornheiser was, but he won't say anything negative about anybody because he probably plans on getting back into a coaching gig at some point.

DDTempest · 10-29-2010, 12:13 AM

"Boom goes the dynamite" - once was way too many.

Orgazmo · 10-29-2010, 12:55 AM

"The thing to remember here is that the call on the field was XYZ. That means that they will need to be seeing INDISPUTABLE EVIDENCE against XYZ or the call will stand."

"And, of course, there's no FORCE OUT RULE in the NFL this year."

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-29-2010, 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

"The thing to remember here is that the call on the field was XYZ. That means that they will need to be seeing INDISPUTABLE EVIDENCE against XYZ or the call will stand.""

THIS. and sometimes both commentators will say it to add emphasis.

Cocktooth · 10-29-2010, 05:41 AM

Anything that fucker Gus Johnson says.

ninjaface · 10-29-2010, 02:34 PM

"Football"

Cocktooth · 12-27-2010, 03:37 PM

I thought we had a thread about color commentators, but this will do.

Yesterday, Dan Dierdorf said that Peyton Manning slid in order to not get hit and injured. He talked about it like Peyton was so smart for not risking injury. Anyone that knows football, and maybe even F3lix would know, Manning was trying to keep the clock moving. Deardorf, you have joined Gus Johnson and Phil Simms as the worst announcers in sports.

f3lix · 12-27-2010, 03:47 PM

My dad was stunned Manning didn't run it in and I quickly informed him that if Manning slides, it's over. If he runs it in, that keeps Oakland in the game. Why the hell would he score? He's not some dumb negro going for the glory of a TD when he gives his team a chance to lose by scoring.

thekremlin · 12-27-2010, 03:58 PM

So in England we happily are able to watch NFL games, but because of some licensing bullshit they keep on having to go up to the London studio so we can't see whatever onscreen ads are showing, and the London commentators are TERRIBLE. Not shocking, I know, but there was a new low yesterday during the Bears-Jets game. There is usually a former player in the studio, along with the usuals.... a typical old-fat-english guy who displays his NFL knowledge by dropping names like "The Fridge" Perry, and some jowely black guy from the states who I've never heard of. Also in the studio yesterday was Bradlee Van Pelt. So there was this cringeworthy exchange early in the game:
Black Guy: "Bradlee, were you on the Broncos at the same time as Jay Cutler?"
BVP: "Uhm, yeah, that was kind of the beginning of the end of my career with Denver..."\
The correct response is awkward silence, but five minutes later the guy is asking him about Cutler again, and this time BVP got a little snarky.
Black Guy: "So do you think Jay Cutler is ready to be a primetime QB?"
BVP: "There's no question he has the physical skills, but some people question his ability to lead a team, there may be some character issues.
But I couldn't believe this part:
Black Guy: "Sounds like you're just bitter about Denver!"
Long pause.
BVP: "Well, I might have some words to say to Mike Shanahan."

Cocktooth · 12-27-2010, 05:25 PM

I'll take the snarky over the uninformed any day of the week!! My dad said the same thing F3lix. I guess clock management wasn't taught in 1970 gym class.

thekremlin · 10-16-2011, 03:05 PM

Ever notice how they never say "NFL", always "National Football League"?

f3lix · 10-16-2011, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thekremlin

Ever notice how they never say "NFL", always "National Football League"?

I've noticed the black commentators do this and the whites don't.

DJ FC · 10-16-2011, 04:28 PM

I swear to God if I hear the term "Wembley Bound Chicago Bears" again I'm going to snap.

thekremlin · 10-17-2011, 03:04 AM

THE TAMPA BAY BOUND WEMBLEY BUCCANEERS

12-19-2009, 09:34 PM	#1 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	Over used football color commentator lines not afraid to dial it up and blitz dialing up dial up a blitz
	#YOLO Last edited by THEINCREDIBLEdork; 12-19-2009 at 09:36 PM.

12-20-2009, 01:58 AM	#4 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	White player- Versitale Black Player- Athletic.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

10-28-2010, 09:25 PM	#5 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	kind of related I could see some awesome betting resulting from these stats.
	#YOLO

10-28-2010, 10:45 PM	#7 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	John Gruden isn't as bad as drama queen and starfucker Kornheiser was, but he won't say anything negative about anybody because he probably plans on getting back into a coaching gig at some point.
	#YOLO

10-29-2010, 05:41 AM	#11 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Anything that fucker Gus Johnson says.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

12-19-2009, 09:50 PM	#2 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	Black player - explosive, athletic White player - tough, smart

12-19-2009, 10:43 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Put the ball in the hands of your playmaker.

10-28-2010, 10:18 PM	#6 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Nice find. Another one I've noticed: Jon Gruden saying the word "guy" or "guys" on the MNF telecast. I am confident that any of you who does a shot anytime Gruden says one of those two words will need their stomach pumped by the end of the broadcast.

10-29-2010, 12:55 AM	#9 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	"The thing to remember here is that the call on the field was XYZ. That means that they will need to be seeing INDISPUTABLE EVIDENCE against XYZ or the call will stand." "And, of course, there's no FORCE OUT RULE in the NFL this year."

10-29-2010, 02:34 PM	#12 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	"Football"

12-27-2010, 03:37 PM	#13 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	I thought we had a thread about color commentators, but this will do. Yesterday, Dan Dierdorf said that Peyton Manning slid in order to not get hit and injured. He talked about it like Peyton was so smart for not risking injury. Anyone that knows football, and maybe even F3lix would know, Manning was trying to keep the clock moving. Deardorf, you have joined Gus Johnson and Phil Simms as the worst announcers in sports.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

12-27-2010, 03:47 PM	#14 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	My dad was stunned Manning didn't run it in and I quickly informed him that if Manning slides, it's over. If he runs it in, that keeps Oakland in the game. Why the hell would he score? He's not some dumb negro going for the glory of a TD when he gives his team a chance to lose by scoring.

12-27-2010, 03:58 PM	#15 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	So in England we happily are able to watch NFL games, but because of some licensing bullshit they keep on having to go up to the London studio so we can't see whatever onscreen ads are showing, and the London commentators are TERRIBLE. Not shocking, I know, but there was a new low yesterday during the Bears-Jets game. There is usually a former player in the studio, along with the usuals.... a typical old-fat-english guy who displays his NFL knowledge by dropping names like "The Fridge" Perry, and some jowely black guy from the states who I've never heard of. Also in the studio yesterday was Bradlee Van Pelt. So there was this cringeworthy exchange early in the game: Black Guy: "Bradlee, were you on the Broncos at the same time as Jay Cutler?" BVP: "Uhm, yeah, that was kind of the beginning of the end of my career with Denver..."\ The correct response is awkward silence, but five minutes later the guy is asking him about Cutler again, and this time BVP got a little snarky. Black Guy: "So do you think Jay Cutler is ready to be a primetime QB?" BVP: "There's no question he has the physical skills, but some people question his ability to lead a team, there may be some character issues. But I couldn't believe this part: Black Guy: "Sounds like you're just bitter about Denver!" Long pause. BVP: "Well, I might have some words to say to Mike Shanahan."

12-27-2010, 05:25 PM	#16 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	I'll take the snarky over the uninformed any day of the week!! My dad said the same thing F3lix. I guess clock management wasn't taught in 1970 gym class.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

10-16-2011, 03:05 PM	#17 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	Ever notice how they never say "NFL", always "National Football League"?

10-16-2011, 04:28 PM	#19 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 253094	I swear to God if I hear the term "Wembley Bound Chicago Bears" again I'm going to snap.
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