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02-19-2003, 07:04 PM

Listen, we've had indirect debates about this all over the boards and in many different topics...so I say let's stop it. I'll argue that Pirates are better until the end of time, just as many of you will do with ninjas. Because of this, to debate would be pointless. With that in mind, I believe that bringing an impartial judge to Pirates Vs. Ninjas arguement is just what we need.

Who the hell can be impartial in such a heated question? Not a who, my dear friend, a what. It's at this point in time that I feel a formal introduction is to be made. My fellow Nubblites, I present to you a good friend of mine, Googlefight. Googlefight is a tool based on the Google search engine that judges winners in various fights. To utilize my (and now our) good friend for this case, simply input the world "Pirate" into either of the two boxes along with "Ninja" into the other. Simply click "Make a Fight!" to immediately find the results of our lifetime-long debate.

Go wipe your tears, ninja bitch. Pirates rule, motherfucker.

Titan · 02-19-2003, 07:29 PM

Bull. Absolute bull.
Ninjas can never be defeated by Pirates!

If you oppose this statement you will be crushed.
Don't believe me? Just type in Orgazmo and Titan. Beeotch.

StDx · 02-19-2003, 07:44 PM

you see, Orgazmo, the fundamental flaw with this process is the many different ways the word "pirate" is used. "ninja" has but one noble meaning. this is why yet another of your feeble arguments for pirates is complete horseshit.

02-19-2003, 08:04 PM

I find an impartial judge and you still try to make excuses. Just accept it, folks.

tonguegina · 02-19-2003, 09:07 PM

I'm forced to side with StDx's comments on this one, Orgazmo. You're source was not as impartial as you think. For instance, the word pirate is used in the phrase "but pirate", meaning a gay ass mother fucker...it's suitable, since that's what a pirate is in the first place.

[This message has been edited by tonguegina (edited February 19, 2003).]

AcTivE · 02-19-2003, 09:23 PM

first of all, I have not made a post in quite a while--therefore I am special and have supremacy in this thread.

I am personally a ninja, and can kill anyone. There are alot of hardasses, but I have no doubt in my mind that I can kill anyone I am matched against--no doubt. I have no doubt I can kill anyone I am matched against.

I am a ninja, and can kill very easily..it's a trait of a ninja.

As stated a couple times above, I can kill anyone I am matched against, including a pirate. There is your answer, Ninja > Pirate, because I can kill anyone.

Ugly Bastard · 02-19-2003, 09:28 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by AcTivE:
As stated a couple times above, I can kill anyone I am matched against, including a pirate. There is your answer, Ninja > Pirate, because I can kill anyone.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Perhaps an AcTivE vs Orgazmo extravagaza could solve this problem?

I'll promote it for 10%.

It will be held in one of the most prestigious venues in the world......Eisenhower School Black-top.

-Ugly Bastard

Lethal · 02-19-2003, 09:32 PM

What we have here are sore losers. It is now obvious that pirates are better(which we all knew deep down anyway), and you still can't admit it. Pirates rule, ninjas drool. Its that simple. Even Charlie Wappes agrees that pirates are better. What more do you folks want?

02-20-2003, 12:31 AM

Listen, we can make empty claims and false promises all day long...all that I have to do is tell you to go to the impartial Googlefights to get the answer to the debate. Do you want to waste all fucking day and night or will you be a big man, suck up your pride, and admit that your pretty little ninjas are bitches...

guitarcb7 · 02-20-2003, 12:40 AM

All i know is a ninja pirate is ultimate so...lets all compromise.

02-20-2003, 01:06 AM

The ninja pirate was already discussed and it was decided it could never exist. Sorry.

ninjaface · 02-20-2003, 01:51 AM

I know how much ninjas kick ass. So what I would like to see is a logical, well thought out argument for the pirates. I don't know if there is one already posted that i could look at, but I'm more than willing to check out the other side of the argument.

02-20-2003, 02:26 AM

I have been silent in the battle for much too long. It is clear that ninja are sweet ass fucking pimps. And they can rip people's hearts out and throw a fucking smoke bomb and rape your sister. They are fucking amazing. Pirates could do nothing but plead for mecry againts a ninja motherfucker.

02-20-2003, 12:23 PM

Ninjas rape? No sir. Ninjas are noble. If you are interested in rape, the Pirate is for you.

AcTivE · 02-20-2003, 12:45 PM

Jake is a pirate. Nothing else really needs to be said--if that's what you want, and if that's the "superior" or the two, then I would not doubt if you enjoy the company of homosexuals (particularly the company of their dick in your ass)

02-20-2003, 01:29 PM

There has never been a homosexual pirate in the history of the world. Because of that, I'm discrediting your claim.

Me Gustan Nalgas · 02-20-2003, 02:42 PM

i never doubted the relevancy of orgazmo's claims to the greatness of pirates... googlefights just does more to further set in my mind who indeed is the better of the two. its true that ninjas may have the ability to flip out and cut off people's heads, but it is also a known fact that they do not have the capacity to control this skill the way pirates do. and finally, lest we forget, our fearless leader is in fact himself a pirate so all of you disbelievers out there kindly go fuck off.

Ugly Bastard · 02-20-2003, 07:53 PM

I did notice at the bottom of this page, that it says "Pirates Kick Ass".

Interesting.

-Ugly Bastard

[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited February 20, 2003).]

tonguegina · 02-20-2003, 10:14 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
I did notice at the bottom of this page, that it says "Pirates Kick Ass".

Interesting.

-Ugly Bastard

[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited February 20, 2003).]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's not the only thing they do to asses.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Orgazmo:
[b]There has never been a homosexual pirate in the history of the world.[b]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Have you ever seen a movie with pirates in it? Just pick one...Peter Pan, Hook, whatever, the point is that there is always a gay pirate. You know the one I'm talking about, too. The one in the back with the d-rag on his head. He's slender with a midrift, kind of hiding behind a bigger one with earings in both ears...sometimes they even cross dress.

02-21-2003, 02:29 AM

Actually, I have no clue what you're talking about, Gina. Never have I witnessed the Pirate in any movie that you speak of. Perhaps your innate desires are shaping what your eyes perceive as reality...

AcTivE · 02-21-2003, 10:45 AM

Pirates may not be gay, but they prefer the company of men, and frequently stick their penises inside of other men's assholes. I don't know about you--but I would personally want no part of that.

Ugly Bastard · 02-21-2003, 11:43 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by AcTivE:
Pirates may not be gay, but they prefer the company of men, and frequently stick their penises inside of other men's assholes. I don't know about you--but I would personally want no part of that.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm very torn between Pirate or Ninja.....I need a side to provide me with evidence that pushes me off of the fence I'm walking on.

-Ugly Bastard

I swear to God if I could just type one sentence without having to edit a typo, that would be great.

[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited February 21, 2003).]

02-21-2003, 12:46 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>[Pirates] prefer the company of men, and frequently stick their penises inside of other men's assholes.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I mean I've heard false statements before...but, when it comes to degree of falseness, this may be the statement on top of the mountain. Not necessarily a good award to be given...

AcTivE · 02-21-2003, 12:49 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Orgazmo:
I mean I've heard false statements before...but, when it comes to degree of falseness, this may be the statement on top of the mountain. Not necessarily a good award to be given...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

See this? It almost looks like someone has fallen into the trap of homosexuality--right now willing to lie to hide what everyone knows is true.

02-21-2003, 01:04 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>right now willing to lie to hide what everyone knows is true.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You support ninjas, thus making everything you say void. I apologize.

02-19-2003, 07:04 PM	#1 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Listen, we've had indirect debates about this all over the boards and in many different topics...so I say let's stop it. I'll argue that Pirates are better until the end of time, just as many of you will do with ninjas. Because of this, to debate would be pointless. With that in mind, I believe that bringing an impartial judge to Pirates Vs. Ninjas arguement is just what we need. Who the hell can be impartial in such a heated question? Not a who, my dear friend, a what. It's at this point in time that I feel a formal introduction is to be made. My fellow Nubblites, I present to you a good friend of mine, Googlefight. Googlefight is a tool based on the Google search engine that judges winners in various fights. To utilize my (and now our) good friend for this case, simply input the world "Pirate" into either of the two boxes along with "Ninja" into the other. Simply click "Make a Fight!" to immediately find the results of our lifetime-long debate. Go wipe your tears, ninja bitch. Pirates rule, motherfucker.
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02-19-2003, 08:04 PM	#4 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	I find an impartial judge and you still try to make excuses. Just accept it, folks.
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02-19-2003, 09:28 PM	#7 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by AcTivE: As stated a couple times above, I can kill anyone I am matched against, including a pirate. There is your answer, Ninja > Pirate, because I can kill anyone.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Perhaps an AcTivE vs Orgazmo extravagaza could solve this problem? I'll promote it for 10%. It will be held in one of the most prestigious venues in the world......Eisenhower School Black-top. -Ugly Bastard

02-20-2003, 12:31 AM	#9 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Listen, we can make empty claims and false promises all day long...all that I have to do is tell you to go to the impartial Googlefights to get the answer to the debate. Do you want to waste all fucking day and night or will you be a big man, suck up your pride, and admit that your pretty little ninjas are bitches...
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02-20-2003, 01:06 AM	#11 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	The ninja pirate was already discussed and it was decided it could never exist. Sorry.
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02-19-2003, 07:29 PM	#2 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	Bull. Absolute bull. Ninjas can never be defeated by Pirates! If you oppose this statement you will be crushed. Don't believe me? Just type in Orgazmo and Titan. Beeotch.

02-19-2003, 07:44 PM	#3 (permalink)
StDx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: right behind you Posts: 931 Internets: 306	you see, Orgazmo, the fundamental flaw with this process is the many different ways the word "pirate" is used. "ninja" has but one noble meaning. this is why yet another of your feeble arguments for pirates is complete horseshit.

02-19-2003, 09:07 PM	#5 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	I'm forced to side with StDx's comments on this one, Orgazmo. You're source was not as impartial as you think. For instance, the word pirate is used in the phrase "but pirate", meaning a gay ass mother fucker...it's suitable, since that's what a pirate is in the first place. [This message has been edited by tonguegina (edited February 19, 2003).]

02-19-2003, 09:23 PM	#6 (permalink)
AcTivE 1 thing leads to another. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012 Internets: -2654	first of all, I have not made a post in quite a while--therefore I am special and have supremacy in this thread. I am personally a ninja, and can kill anyone. There are alot of hardasses, but I have no doubt in my mind that I can kill anyone I am matched against--no doubt. I have no doubt I can kill anyone I am matched against. I am a ninja, and can kill very easily..it's a trait of a ninja. As stated a couple times above, I can kill anyone I am matched against, including a pirate. There is your answer, Ninja > Pirate, because I can kill anyone.

02-19-2003, 09:32 PM	#8 (permalink)
Lethal Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Warsaw Posts: 491 Internets: 10	What we have here are sore losers. It is now obvious that pirates are better(which we all knew deep down anyway), and you still can't admit it. Pirates rule, ninjas drool. Its that simple. Even Charlie Wappes agrees that pirates are better. What more do you folks want?

02-20-2003, 12:40 AM	#10 (permalink)
guitarcb7 Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Indiana Posts: 16 Internets: 10	All i know is a ninja pirate is ultimate so...lets all compromise.

02-20-2003, 01:51 AM	#12 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	I know how much ninjas kick ass. So what I would like to see is a logical, well thought out argument for the pirates. I don't know if there is one already posted that i could look at, but I'm more than willing to check out the other side of the argument.

02-20-2003, 02:26 AM	#13 (permalink)
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a	I have been silent in the battle for much too long. It is clear that ninja are sweet ass fucking pimps. And they can rip people's hearts out and throw a fucking smoke bomb and rape your sister. They are fucking amazing. Pirates could do nothing but plead for mecry againts a ninja motherfucker.
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02-20-2003, 12:23 PM	#14 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Ninjas rape? No sir. Ninjas are noble. If you are interested in rape, the Pirate is for you.
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02-20-2003, 12:45 PM	#15 (permalink)
AcTivE 1 thing leads to another. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012 Internets: -2654	Jake is a pirate. Nothing else really needs to be said--if that's what you want, and if that's the "superior" or the two, then I would not doubt if you enjoy the company of homosexuals (particularly the company of their dick in your ass)

02-20-2003, 01:29 PM	#16 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	There has never been a homosexual pirate in the history of the world. Because of that, I'm discrediting your claim.
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02-20-2003, 02:42 PM	#17 (permalink)
Me Gustan Nalgas Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: warsaw is where i\'m from, annapois is where i am Posts: 136 Internets: 29	i never doubted the relevancy of orgazmo's claims to the greatness of pirates... googlefights just does more to further set in my mind who indeed is the better of the two. its true that ninjas may have the ability to flip out and cut off people's heads, but it is also a known fact that they do not have the capacity to control this skill the way pirates do. and finally, lest we forget, our fearless leader is in fact himself a pirate so all of you disbelievers out there kindly go fuck off.

02-20-2003, 07:53 PM	#18 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I did notice at the bottom of this page, that it says "Pirates Kick Ass". Interesting. -Ugly Bastard [This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited February 20, 2003).]

02-20-2003, 10:14 PM	#19 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ugly Bastard: I did notice at the bottom of this page, that it says "Pirates Kick Ass". Interesting. -Ugly Bastard [This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited February 20, 2003).]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That's not the only thing they do to asses. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Orgazmo: [b]There has never been a homosexual pirate in the history of the world.[b]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Have you ever seen a movie with pirates in it? Just pick one...Peter Pan, Hook, whatever, the point is that there is always a gay pirate. You know the one I'm talking about, too. The one in the back with the d-rag on his head. He's slender with a midrift, kind of hiding behind a bigger one with earings in both ears...sometimes they even cross dress.

02-21-2003, 02:29 AM	#20 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Actually, I have no clue what you're talking about, Gina. Never have I witnessed the Pirate in any movie that you speak of. Perhaps your innate desires are shaping what your eyes perceive as reality...
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02-21-2003, 10:45 AM	#21 (permalink)
AcTivE 1 thing leads to another. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012 Internets: -2654	Pirates may not be gay, but they prefer the company of men, and frequently stick their penises inside of other men's assholes. I don't know about you--but I would personally want no part of that.

02-21-2003, 11:43 AM	#22 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by AcTivE: Pirates may not be gay, but they prefer the company of men, and frequently stick their penises inside of other men's assholes. I don't know about you--but I would personally want no part of that.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'm very torn between Pirate or Ninja.....I need a side to provide me with evidence that pushes me off of the fence I'm walking on. -Ugly Bastard I swear to God if I could just type one sentence without having to edit a typo, that would be great. [This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited February 21, 2003).]

02-21-2003, 12:46 PM	#23 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>[Pirates] prefer the company of men, and frequently stick their penises inside of other men's assholes.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I mean I've heard false statements before...but, when it comes to degree of falseness, this may be the statement on top of the mountain. Not necessarily a good award to be given...
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02-21-2003, 12:49 PM	#24 (permalink)
AcTivE 1 thing leads to another. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012 Internets: -2654	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Orgazmo: I mean I've heard false statements before...but, when it comes to degree of falseness, this may be the statement on top of the mountain. Not necessarily a good award to be given...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> See this? It almost looks like someone has fallen into the trap of homosexuality--right now willing to lie to hide what everyone knows is true.

02-21-2003, 01:04 PM	#25 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>right now willing to lie to hide what everyone knows is true.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You support ninjas, thus making everything you say void. I apologize.
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