my neighbor's x-mas lights. - Nubblies.net Forums

angry pancake · 11-30-2005, 11:18 PM

The dude across the street has fuckin lights all over his yard. in the shrubs, around the tree, on the house, on the mail box, etc. To top it off he has spelled out "Merry 'CHISTMAS'" on the front yard. Now it would be one thing if the yard were sloped toward the street were you could read it. But it is not. It's not legible unless you happen to be in a low flying aircraft or viewing from a second floor window.

Anyway, I'm really, really thinking about re-arranging the lights into maybe an upside down pentagram with 666 around it. I think that would be funny as hell --literally. But would it be worth the trouble of getting up very early to do that when nobody might not even notice.

Would also be a bitch if I got caught doing it.

blackbirdsjoy · 11-30-2005, 11:30 PM

only if you took pics...make sure not to leave tracks in the snow

Repugnant Abomination · 11-30-2005, 11:30 PM

Do it, take pics, and post them on nubblies. You'd be well on your way to legendary status.

angry pancake · 11-30-2005, 11:34 PM

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Originally posted by blackbirdsjoy:
make sure not to leave tracks in the snow

Good point.

Mr. Blonde · 11-30-2005, 11:43 PM

well he's going to have to make tracks if it's snowy...just make it come from their backyard or the neighbors yard or somethign

angry pancake · 11-30-2005, 11:48 PM

Yeah, I didn't even consider leaving tracks in the snow. There must be a way around this.

Lucy Fur · 12-01-2005, 12:23 AM

ummmm... how about the fact that you live in texas... and there isnt any snow there....

[ November 30, 2005, 09:33 PM: Message edited by: Lucy Fur ]

Schroeder · 12-01-2005, 12:29 AM

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Originally posted by angry pancake:
Yeah, I didn't even consider leaving tracks in the snow. There must be a way around this.

take the branch of a tree with leaves on it or a fir branch with needles (or a broom) and walk backwards away from the crime scene basically sweeping away your prints.

angry pancake · 12-01-2005, 12:38 AM

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Originally posted by Lucy Fur:
ummmm... how about you live in texas... and there isnt any snow there....

That's it! I knew there had to be a reason why I didn't factor in the snow prints. Seems so obvious now.

bloodyfart · 12-01-2005, 03:10 PM

appeal to city hall to make an ordinance restricting the total number of lights allowed

theMerciless1 · 12-01-2005, 04:28 PM

fray the wires and set them in a dish of water.

angry pancake · 12-01-2005, 06:28 PM

He removed them last night and tried to put them on his garage. Looks like he was using the ground to figure out how many light strands and whatnot to use. They weren't in sight this morning. All I'm going to get out of this is the right to rag on his ass about how he spelled out "CHISTMAS".

11-30-2005, 11:30 PM	#2 (permalink)
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12-01-2005, 12:23 AM	#7 (permalink)
Lucy Fur Empress Magnificent Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 825 Internets: 349	ummmm... how about the fact that you live in texas... and there isnt any snow there.... [ November 30, 2005, 09:33 PM: Message edited by: Lucy Fur ]
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11-30-2005, 11:30 PM	#3 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Do it, take pics, and post them on nubblies. You'd be well on your way to legendary status.