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Mister Bater · 09-26-2003, 11:25 AM

Accounting and economics with a spanish minor. I can charge helpless minorities with tax fraud and then draw graphs to convince them that they should specialize in the anal rapings of sheep and emus.

Schroeder · 09-26-2003, 02:27 PM

Started off in Chemical Engineering. Switching to Elementary Education next semester. I will turn all of your children against you. By the end of this semester with the little engineering knowledge I have, I should still be able to make bombs.

BigDongedHoe · 09-26-2003, 03:12 PM

Fuck all of you, first of all I can use my psychiatric skills to lure you to my dental office. While your sitting in the chair since I will be legally able to put you to sleep I can put you asleep go get your wife, put her asleep and rape the fuck out of here, cut out all of your teeth and then kill you. After I'm done with that since I still have a Business Administration Bachelor i'll figure out how to make money despite all of that.

You have to love what a doctorate does for you!

Saint DH · 09-26-2003, 03:22 PM

I think it would be really nice to know what I was going to major in. The truth of the matter is I don't have a fucking clue, so I can't do anything to anyone I guess until I know this.

Except of course I can break into your house, rape your mother, and kill your whole family with a shotgun. It doesn't take a Ph.D to do that.

Combat Chuck · 09-26-2003, 05:59 PM

Then why the fuck am I at college?

Wayne · 09-26-2003, 06:55 PM

Next year I plan on majoring in Chemistry, working toward a career in pharmaceuticals.

Niger Angelus · 09-26-2003, 07:07 PM

Automotive Engineering
English Lit.

victim · 09-28-2003, 01:01 AM

I'm planning on a Philosophy major with the intent to pick up a doctorate in the field.

I'd like to write and teach... and I will be leading the revolution, of course.

Schroeder · 09-28-2003, 01:03 AM

What do you do with a philosophy major? You plan to just write books and teach classes?

[ September 27, 2003, 11:04 PM: Message edited by: Schroeder ]

victim · 09-28-2003, 01:39 AM

...and lead the revolution.

Yeah, I plan to write, and teach at a respectable college. I have my reasons.

VOL · 09-28-2003, 02:11 PM

what respectable college?

VOL · 09-28-2003, 02:11 PM

what respectable asshole should I cock-ram?

[ September 28, 2003, 09:13 PM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

Niger Angelus · 09-28-2003, 02:57 PM

*Double post*
Way to go gurgglecock.

victim · 09-28-2003, 03:07 PM

The one that hires me, of course.

Niger Angelus · 09-28-2003, 06:54 PM

Sort of like, eh eh eh; Ivy Tech?

Saint DH · 09-29-2003, 01:09 AM

I think i'm going to major in Business Administration, and perhaps go to law school. Let's hope that works out.

VOL · 09-29-2003, 01:13 AM

oh yeah.. let's hope (with much sarcasm)

Saint DH · 09-29-2003, 11:03 AM

VOL, fuck you. Go back to fucking your cousin.

[ September 29, 2003, 09:03 AM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

silverteioh · 09-30-2003, 02:07 AM

Quote:

Oh yeah? Well I'll paint a supremely aesthetically captivating masterpiece of all of you, inherently forcing people to think far too deeply about you than at all necessary. Take that.

I'm a creative writing major, which screws over Titan, because, well, more people read than look at shit hanging on walls. So while you spend your life making a masterpiece that won't be worth the price of Orgazmo's Mom until after you're dead, I'm going to write the next "Harry Potter" type book, complete with subversive ideals to raise a new generation of kids in my fuck-up image.

Titan · 09-30-2003, 08:20 AM

A good plan, but I think you underestimate the amount of illiterate people who are willing to look at my feces.

Truthfully, you will be greatly famous and underappreciated and die alone in a gutter or something of the sort. It'll all work out. I envy you. The chances of me actually using my art degree for anything useful is slim.

[ September 30, 2003, 06:37 AM: Message edited by: Titan ]

Stank Nuggetz · 10-16-2003, 01:02 AM

Chemistry is the way to go, so you can blow everybody up that you don't like in this world

VOL · 10-16-2003, 01:51 PM

Chemistry seems to be the popular thing around here.. I hope that is not the reason

shock'n y'all · 10-16-2003, 06:01 PM

that is scary nuggetz.
Medical sciences major, sounds boring, but its pretty cool though.

Rubber Ducky · 10-16-2003, 06:08 PM

Quack.

Combat Chuck · 10-17-2003, 03:07 AM

I can see that getting you real far.

09-26-2003, 03:12 PM	#28 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	Fuck all of you, first of all I can use my psychiatric skills to lure you to my dental office. While your sitting in the chair since I will be legally able to put you to sleep I can put you asleep go get your wife, put her asleep and rape the fuck out of here, cut out all of your teeth and then kill you. After I'm done with that since I still have a Business Administration Bachelor i'll figure out how to make money despite all of that. You have to love what a doctorate does for you!
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09-26-2003, 06:55 PM	#31 (permalink)
Wayne Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 29 Internets: 1933	Next year I plan on majoring in Chemistry, working toward a career in pharmaceuticals.
	I'm the meanest god damned son of a bitch alive.

09-26-2003, 07:07 PM	#32 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Automotive Engineering English Lit.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

09-28-2003, 01:01 AM	#33 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	I'm planning on a Philosophy major with the intent to pick up a doctorate in the field. I'd like to write and teach... and I will be leading the revolution, of course.
	get off my internet!!!

09-28-2003, 01:39 AM	#35 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	...and lead the revolution. Yeah, I plan to write, and teach at a respectable college. I have my reasons.
	get off my internet!!!

09-26-2003, 11:25 AM	#26 (permalink)
Mister Bater Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 73 Internets: 10	Accounting and economics with a spanish minor. I can charge helpless minorities with tax fraud and then draw graphs to convince them that they should specialize in the anal rapings of sheep and emus.

09-26-2003, 02:27 PM	#27 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	Started off in Chemical Engineering. Switching to Elementary Education next semester. I will turn all of your children against you. By the end of this semester with the little engineering knowledge I have, I should still be able to make bombs.

09-26-2003, 03:22 PM	#29 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,150 Internets: 284753	I think it would be really nice to know what I was going to major in. The truth of the matter is I don't have a fucking clue, so I can't do anything to anyone I guess until I know this. Except of course I can break into your house, rape your mother, and kill your whole family with a shotgun. It doesn't take a Ph.D to do that.

09-26-2003, 05:59 PM	#30 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Then why the fuck am I at college?

09-28-2003, 01:03 AM	#34 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	What do you do with a philosophy major? You plan to just write books and teach classes? [ September 27, 2003, 11:04 PM: Message edited by: Schroeder ]

09-28-2003, 02:11 PM	#36 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	what respectable college?
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

09-28-2003, 02:11 PM	#37 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	what respectable asshole should I cock-ram? [ September 28, 2003, 09:13 PM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

09-28-2003, 02:57 PM	#38 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Double post Way to go gurgglecock.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

09-28-2003, 03:07 PM	#39 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	The one that hires me, of course.
	get off my internet!!!

09-28-2003, 06:54 PM	#40 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Sort of like, eh eh eh; Ivy Tech?
	I enjoy knives and fire.

09-29-2003, 01:09 AM	#41 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,150 Internets: 284753	I think i'm going to major in Business Administration, and perhaps go to law school. Let's hope that works out.

09-29-2003, 01:13 AM	#42 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	oh yeah.. let's hope (with much sarcasm)
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

09-29-2003, 11:03 AM	#43 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,150 Internets: 284753	VOL, fuck you. Go back to fucking your cousin. [ September 29, 2003, 09:03 AM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

09-30-2003, 08:20 AM	#45 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	A good plan, but I think you underestimate the amount of illiterate people who are willing to look at my feces. Truthfully, you will be greatly famous and underappreciated and die alone in a gutter or something of the sort. It'll all work out. I envy you. The chances of me actually using my art degree for anything useful is slim. [ September 30, 2003, 06:37 AM: Message edited by: Titan ]
	I do what the fuck I want.

10-16-2003, 01:02 AM	#46 (permalink)
Stank Nuggetz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 143 Internets: 10	Chemistry is the way to go, so you can blow everybody up that you don't like in this world
	Don't start no shit won't be no shit

10-16-2003, 01:51 PM	#47 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	Chemistry seems to be the popular thing around here.. I hope that is not the reason
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

10-16-2003, 06:01 PM	#48 (permalink)
shock'n y'all Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 19 Internets: 10	that is scary nuggetz. Medical sciences major, sounds boring, but its pretty cool though.

10-16-2003, 06:08 PM	#49 (permalink)
Rubber Ducky Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The Bathtub Posts: 64 Internets: 10	Quack.

10-17-2003, 03:07 AM	#50 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	I can see that getting you real far.