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Lonpopo · 11-06-2002, 12:14 PM

the warsaw announcements suck ass, if i were in that 1st period class, i'd probably kill myself. FUCK, SHIT

everytime i watch them i want to take a bat and hit people as hard as i can

11-06-2002, 12:55 PM

I really don't know what else there is to say other than...yes. I mean, on the whole, I don't think they're terrible...except for the breakout with the girls...which is exceptionally terrible...but, then again, they aren't absolutely amazing. I've heard that the reason that there are no super funny things going on has to do with the teacher cracking down...but I'd think there would be something that the folks could think up . . .

Niger Angelus · 11-06-2002, 09:07 PM

I agree with Orgazmo. I for one are in one of the two classes which produces the announcements, Mr.B has really cracked down on trying to make this all a serious matter. I remember back to the days of my frosh year, and the antics that took place then, but now all of that has been abolished. He is looking towards trying to make it all News Center 16 style.

And I think that Uncle Fester must be shot.

St. Anky · 11-06-2002, 11:06 PM

Its true that the announcements have become duldromatic and boring. We cant really do much though. Everytime we wanna get shots of DeFord's ass on still shots, Baumgartner takes em away to the back room, locks the door, then comes out 10min later saying how we cant use em. Hehe...

Combat Chuck · 11-07-2002, 01:12 PM

Yeah, the fact that we really can't do much to make the news entertaining is a big problem, because frankly, it does get incredibly boring. The bad thing is, it's going to stay that way.

The booger thing that we did with Jon today was pushing the boundary a little, but I think that just because the idea came from Claire Beckett, Mr. B went with it. If it would have come from Jon, he would have nixed it.

Trout Sniffer · 11-11-2002, 12:54 PM

Yeah, i don't even watch the announcements because they suck so bad. The only good thing that they have done all year is the halloween thing, and granted, that was pretty cool and pretty funny. Other than that though, it sucked, and they should all go jump off a cliff and kill themselves.

buckeye · 11-11-2002, 01:01 PM

well they do suck, but i doubt anyone could make them better. simply because your not allowed to make it better.

mr. b has been pressured to make them more professional by teachers, and other staff members. There has been some talk of dropping that class completely, so if we didnt make them dull and boring like they are right now, everyone would be blessed with announcements being read by Dr. Brumfield over the PA.

11-11-2002, 06:32 PM

I would not stand for that

Trout Sniffer · 11-11-2002, 06:38 PM

Buckeye, that is a terrible explanation for the announcements sucking so bad. First off, it isn't very professional when the girls laugh and giggle and act retarded, like little 3rd graders. Second, you could make them a little more enjoyable and less boring just my acting more excited and doing cooler stuff, other than just sitting there like you're talking to a brick wall! You're talking to the whole fucking school, not a fucking wall!

11-11-2002, 10:29 PM

Yeah, I agree, if your excuse is that Mr. B wants to be serious, maybe team fish and team pizza should be shot in the face. Honestly, and the tailgating bullshit? Come on...The only thing worse than that is the fact that we have to watch them all year.

11-11-2002, 10:36 PM

correction trout sniffer, that holloween, with maybe the exception of the music on day 4, and the very end of day 5, those halloween specials sucked my ass all the way from the tv screen...
I do agree though that while they might be trying to make the announcements more proffesional, that isn't accomplished through censoring the humor (the only actually good part), some proffesionalism could be obtained through simple things like have literate people say the announcements, having some better graphics running, and having more than just people talking, hell, just show a play from the football game or somethign while your talking, it's not that big of a deal, but it makes a difference
Oh, and kill katye...

11-11-2002, 10:38 PM

maybe if the more attractive girls were to do the announcements topless, i'd pay a bit more attention.

11-11-2002, 10:45 PM

A simple suggestion for the announcements would be not to let...shit, let me think of a clever nickname... How about "Dumb Motherfucker who cannot read but yet still finds himself in front of the camera at times." Alright, don't let Dumb Motherfucker who cannot read but yet still finds himself in front of the camera at times talk. Just put him behind a computer...or near anything else, just so long as that anything else isn't a camera... He honestly has to know that he's laughed at when he tries. His literacy is comparable to a cheetah. Note, I didn't say his land-speed was comparable to a cheetah...or his ability to consume small woodland creatures was comparable to a cheetah, both of those would be compliments. Instead I said that his literacy was comparable to a cheetah...and that's no good.

11-11-2002, 10:45 PM

Ok, here is the solution. The Radio/TV class needs to take a page from the handbook of the Russian broadcasting companies... Their female broadcasters literally strip naked while they say the news...
The UN approved a (off comes shirt) resolution today that will (slowly the bra falls) force iraq to let weapons (she begins to play with herself) inspecters into the country, now lets take it to Olga for more (shot to fully clothed woman, so to be disrobed...)
This practice has made russian news very, very successful and I honestly think it'd help out our own WCHS announcements....

11-11-2002, 10:56 PM

I believe that I know who "Dumb Motherfucker who cannot read but yet still finds himself in front of the camera at times" is. I feel that this person is a complete waste of my time. If there was an announcement pertaining to me, and he were to read it, I would more than likely not get the announcement, simply because he would butcher it so badly in the process of reading it, that I would not understand anything that managed to slip out of his babbling retarded mouth.

He also sits near me at lunch, when clearly no one at the table likes him, nor cares if he lives or dies. In closing, I hope he moves, far, far away.

Oh fuck...I think he's going to the same college that I'm going to...and the same college I believe Ugly Bastard attends...No matter though, if you can't read, I doubt you'll go far in college.

11-12-2002, 01:52 AM

Does anyone have an idea of if the next semester will get any better? Is there any hope at all?

St. Anky · 11-12-2002, 01:58 AM

Next semester looks promising. We will be losing McCreery and Munsch, but gaining hepler and thallemer

11-12-2002, 02:09 AM

That sounds good, but you'll need a helluva lot more than that to pull those announcements out of the cesspool they're in...

St. Anky · 11-12-2002, 02:25 AM

well fuck wintergrey, theres not much we can do anymore.

Baumgartner wants it to be NBC style and shit. I swear to god he gets off on Connie Chung and her rice eating pussy.

Er... anyways, we also have a class full of fucking airheads. How about some ideas for something new?

11-12-2002, 02:35 AM

Sounds good, we should all try to think up some ideas for the announcements, then see if they get on, now that'd be cool. I can't think of any off the top of my head, but i'll try...

St. Anky · 11-12-2002, 02:37 AM

well, the easy part is thinking of ideas... the problems arise when you have to ask the big man if its ok...

11-12-2002, 02:42 AM

That i can see...
Nevertheless, i'd love to see a nubblies-born idea make it to the screen...

buckeye · 11-12-2002, 11:41 AM

okay
1. those breakouts at the beginning of the year, where the ones that got us in trouble, after that they made a few other dumb ones. 2 of which mr. b didnt let them play, the other one the tape was somehow lost.......

2. why we try to make to make it more professional, there are factors we cant control such as the dumbass reader factor. Now if we were allowed to take off the people that cant read we would, but when we do they bitch about it. And if we stick them in the tech room and have them run stuff, like ZA on audio, the news equally sounds shitty.

Trout Sniffer · 11-12-2002, 12:32 PM

I think that gaining Thallemer will help. The kid is hilarious, and i think he will be funny on the announcements, no matter how much Mr. B tries to discourage it. You can always sneak in those little funny jokes. Like Fussle and Riley did on their little breakouts that they helped with. It was hilarious when they were on the announcements, even if it was only for a minute portion of the announcements.

Combat Chuck · 11-12-2002, 12:37 PM

Exactly. Mr. B does stop some of the original ideas that are coming out of some original minds in our class, but then the adequacy of the students in the class to pull off the original idea and pull it off well.....we have so much going against us.

However, I do have some promising news. Theresa is working with me and Jon and we're going to make an intro to the news that is going to parody the Snatch intro. You know, where everyone is introduced while kind of going through a small story.

It's going to hopefully be really neat. We're in the planning stages right now, so keep your fingers crossed.

11-06-2002, 12:55 PM	#2 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	I really don't know what else there is to say other than...yes. I mean, on the whole, I don't think they're terrible...except for the breakout with the girls...which is exceptionally terrible...but, then again, they aren't absolutely amazing. I've heard that the reason that there are no super funny things going on has to do with the teacher cracking down...but I'd think there would be something that the folks could think up . . .
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11-11-2002, 06:32 PM	#8 (permalink)
JohnnyRichter Guest Posts: n/a	I would not stand for that
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11-11-2002, 10:29 PM	#10 (permalink)
JohnnyRichter Guest Posts: n/a	Yeah, I agree, if your excuse is that Mr. B wants to be serious, maybe team fish and team pizza should be shot in the face. Honestly, and the tailgating bullshit? Come on...The only thing worse than that is the fact that we have to watch them all year.
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11-11-2002, 10:36 PM	#11 (permalink)
wintergrey Guest Posts: n/a	correction trout sniffer, that holloween, with maybe the exception of the music on day 4, and the very end of day 5, those halloween specials sucked my ass all the way from the tv screen... I do agree though that while they might be trying to make the announcements more proffesional, that isn't accomplished through censoring the humor (the only actually good part), some proffesionalism could be obtained through simple things like have literate people say the announcements, having some better graphics running, and having more than just people talking, hell, just show a play from the football game or somethign while your talking, it's not that big of a deal, but it makes a difference Oh, and kill katye...
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11-11-2002, 10:38 PM	#12 (permalink)
JohnnyRichter Guest Posts: n/a	maybe if the more attractive girls were to do the announcements topless, i'd pay a bit more attention.
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11-06-2002, 12:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
Lonpopo Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Warsaw Indiana Posts: 3 Internets: 10	the warsaw announcements suck ass, if i were in that 1st period class, i'd probably kill myself. FUCK, SHIT everytime i watch them i want to take a bat and hit people as hard as i can

11-06-2002, 09:07 PM	#3 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I agree with Orgazmo. I for one are in one of the two classes which produces the announcements, Mr.B has really cracked down on trying to make this all a serious matter. I remember back to the days of my frosh year, and the antics that took place then, but now all of that has been abolished. He is looking towards trying to make it all News Center 16 style. And I think that Uncle Fester must be shot.

11-06-2002, 11:06 PM	#4 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	Its true that the announcements have become duldromatic and boring. We cant really do much though. Everytime we wanna get shots of DeFord's ass on still shots, Baumgartner takes em away to the back room, locks the door, then comes out 10min later saying how we cant use em. Hehe...

11-07-2002, 01:12 PM	#5 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Yeah, the fact that we really can't do much to make the news entertaining is a big problem, because frankly, it does get incredibly boring. The bad thing is, it's going to stay that way. The booger thing that we did with Jon today was pushing the boundary a little, but I think that just because the idea came from Claire Beckett, Mr. B went with it. If it would have come from Jon, he would have nixed it.

11-11-2002, 12:54 PM	#6 (permalink)
Trout Sniffer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 1,003 Internets: 123	Yeah, i don't even watch the announcements because they suck so bad. The only good thing that they have done all year is the halloween thing, and granted, that was pretty cool and pretty funny. Other than that though, it sucked, and they should all go jump off a cliff and kill themselves.

11-11-2002, 01:01 PM	#7 (permalink)
buckeye Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,100 Internets: 10	well they do suck, but i doubt anyone could make them better. simply because your not allowed to make it better. mr. b has been pressured to make them more professional by teachers, and other staff members. There has been some talk of dropping that class completely, so if we didnt make them dull and boring like they are right now, everyone would be blessed with announcements being read by Dr. Brumfield over the PA.

11-11-2002, 06:38 PM	#9 (permalink)
Trout Sniffer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 1,003 Internets: 123	Buckeye, that is a terrible explanation for the announcements sucking so bad. First off, it isn't very professional when the girls laugh and giggle and act retarded, like little 3rd graders. Second, you could make them a little more enjoyable and less boring just my acting more excited and doing cooler stuff, other than just sitting there like you're talking to a brick wall! You're talking to the whole fucking school, not a fucking wall!

11-11-2002, 10:45 PM	#13 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	A simple suggestion for the announcements would be not to let...shit, let me think of a clever nickname... How about "Dumb Motherfucker who cannot read but yet still finds himself in front of the camera at times." Alright, don't let Dumb Motherfucker who cannot read but yet still finds himself in front of the camera at times talk. Just put him behind a computer...or near anything else, just so long as that anything else isn't a camera... He honestly has to know that he's laughed at when he tries. His literacy is comparable to a cheetah. Note, I didn't say his land-speed was comparable to a cheetah...or his ability to consume small woodland creatures was comparable to a cheetah, both of those would be compliments. Instead I said that his literacy was comparable to a cheetah...and that's no good.
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a

11-11-2002, 10:45 PM	#14 (permalink)
wintergrey Guest Posts: n/a	Ok, here is the solution. The Radio/TV class needs to take a page from the handbook of the Russian broadcasting companies... Their female broadcasters literally strip naked while they say the news... The UN approved a (off comes shirt) resolution today that will (slowly the bra falls) force iraq to let weapons (she begins to play with herself) inspecters into the country, now lets take it to Olga for more (shot to fully clothed woman, so to be disrobed...) This practice has made russian news very, very successful and I honestly think it'd help out our own WCHS announcements....
wintergrey Guest Posts: n/a

11-11-2002, 10:56 PM	#15 (permalink)
JohnnyRichter Guest Posts: n/a	I believe that I know who "Dumb Motherfucker who cannot read but yet still finds himself in front of the camera at times" is. I feel that this person is a complete waste of my time. If there was an announcement pertaining to me, and he were to read it, I would more than likely not get the announcement, simply because he would butcher it so badly in the process of reading it, that I would not understand anything that managed to slip out of his babbling retarded mouth. He also sits near me at lunch, when clearly no one at the table likes him, nor cares if he lives or dies. In closing, I hope he moves, far, far away. Oh fuck...I think he's going to the same college that I'm going to...and the same college I believe Ugly Bastard attends...No matter though, if you can't read, I doubt you'll go far in college.
JohnnyRichter Guest Posts: n/a

11-12-2002, 01:52 AM	#16 (permalink)
wintergrey Guest Posts: n/a	Does anyone have an idea of if the next semester will get any better? Is there any hope at all?
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11-12-2002, 01:58 AM	#17 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	Next semester looks promising. We will be losing McCreery and Munsch, but gaining hepler and thallemer

11-12-2002, 02:09 AM	#18 (permalink)
wintergrey Guest Posts: n/a	That sounds good, but you'll need a helluva lot more than that to pull those announcements out of the cesspool they're in...
wintergrey Guest Posts: n/a

11-12-2002, 02:25 AM	#19 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	well fuck wintergrey, theres not much we can do anymore. Baumgartner wants it to be NBC style and shit. I swear to god he gets off on Connie Chung and her rice eating pussy. Er... anyways, we also have a class full of fucking airheads. How about some ideas for something new?

11-12-2002, 02:35 AM	#20 (permalink)
wintergrey Guest Posts: n/a	Sounds good, we should all try to think up some ideas for the announcements, then see if they get on, now that'd be cool. I can't think of any off the top of my head, but i'll try...
wintergrey Guest Posts: n/a

11-12-2002, 02:37 AM	#21 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	well, the easy part is thinking of ideas... the problems arise when you have to ask the big man if its ok...

11-12-2002, 02:42 AM	#22 (permalink)
wintergrey Guest Posts: n/a	That i can see... Nevertheless, i'd love to see a nubblies-born idea make it to the screen...
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11-12-2002, 11:41 AM	#23 (permalink)
buckeye Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,100 Internets: 10	okay 1. those breakouts at the beginning of the year, where the ones that got us in trouble, after that they made a few other dumb ones. 2 of which mr. b didnt let them play, the other one the tape was somehow lost....... 2. why we try to make to make it more professional, there are factors we cant control such as the dumbass reader factor. Now if we were allowed to take off the people that cant read we would, but when we do they bitch about it. And if we stick them in the tech room and have them run stuff, like ZA on audio, the news equally sounds shitty.

11-12-2002, 12:32 PM	#24 (permalink)
Trout Sniffer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 1,003 Internets: 123	I think that gaining Thallemer will help. The kid is hilarious, and i think he will be funny on the announcements, no matter how much Mr. B tries to discourage it. You can always sneak in those little funny jokes. Like Fussle and Riley did on their little breakouts that they helped with. It was hilarious when they were on the announcements, even if it was only for a minute portion of the announcements.

11-12-2002, 12:37 PM	#25 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Exactly. Mr. B does stop some of the original ideas that are coming out of some original minds in our class, but then the adequacy of the students in the class to pull off the original idea and pull it off well.....we have so much going against us. However, I do have some promising news. Theresa is working with me and Jon and we're going to make an intro to the news that is going to parody the Snatch intro. You know, where everyone is introduced while kind of going through a small story. It's going to hopefully be really neat. We're in the planning stages right now, so keep your fingers crossed.