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12-09-2005, 09:08 PM

Where the hell are you?

Deadly Crescent Kick is apparently MIA. Drivin' Drunk and Bangin Chicks w/ no rubbas.

Repugnant Abomination · 12-09-2005, 09:11 PM

You're concerned.

That's real sweet.

Ironic Mustache · 12-10-2005, 03:26 PM

It makes me all warm inside. Ooooooor, I'm just still drunk from last night.

Deadly Crescent Kick · 12-12-2005, 12:59 PM

work has just been super busy at work & w/ the new GF who just might be a nympho.

work really sucks.

Mr. Blonde · 12-12-2005, 01:12 PM

but at least you got the nympho part going for you, right? I, on the other hand, just found out this girl i've been talking to is a virgin. Fucking great. I havent decided my course of action to take with her yet.

Deadly Crescent Kick · 12-12-2005, 01:18 PM

virgin huh?

well, hopefully she's a natural if she ends up spreading her legs...

Mr. Blonde · 12-12-2005, 01:28 PM

Well I went to a formal with her last weekend for her sorority, and she was dancing like hella crazy man. I thought for sure things would go well after that. I mean...she was freaky as shit. But she's an ex-catholic schoolgirl...strict parents...only child...i mean i'm confident that if i invested some time and effort i'd be able to cut the card, but I don't know man...i havent been exposed to the consequences of deflowering virgins before, but i've heard horror stories.

theMerciless1 · 12-12-2005, 01:30 PM

cut the card?
never heard that one before.

Mr. Blonde · 12-12-2005, 01:36 PM

yeah i just thought of it actually. V card...people cut up their credit cards when they're done using it...seemed pretty clever to me.

hellcat · 12-12-2005, 02:09 PM

It can be entertaining but she won't be great in bed. Even if she's a freak in public and on the dance floor she's still a virgin. She won't know what she's doing. Typically the ones who are quietter in public are the freaks in bed. Find a girl who isn't a virgin and you'll be much happier.

Mr. Blonde · 12-12-2005, 02:16 PM

Yeah, it's quite the dillemma though because i consider her a friend...we've known each other for a while, buti met her after i started dating my now-ex so we were just friends and shit. I don't want to be all up in a relationship right now anyways, and she should understand that...i mean jesus christ it hasnt even been a month yet. Who knows man, I may have gotten myself in too deep already, but xmas break is coming up which means if i don't want to I don't have to see her for 3 weeks...blah. She's just a nice girl (obviously) and i don't want to hurt her. I'm pretty sure she's been in love with me since she's met me.

hfam95 · 12-12-2005, 03:01 PM

You teach her right and treat her right you will get that posey. If you are her first she'll always give it to you for old times sake when you guys move on.

theMerciless1 · 12-12-2005, 03:05 PM

freak nasty in the hizzy!

Deadly Crescent Kick · 12-12-2005, 03:49 PM

if you're not looking for a deep relationship, i'd stay away.

her specs scream high maintenance.

Mr. Blonde · 12-12-2005, 05:01 PM

i'm not, at all..especially after just getting out of a year long one less than a frickin month ago...but shit. i dont know how i'm going to break it down to her, i've spent a few nights over there already

Deadly Crescent Kick · 12-12-2005, 05:17 PM

oooohhh...

that's a hairy situation then.

well, if you've stayed over there a few nights and she hasn't made a move, given the background you've presented, i would stay away.

just act nonchalant regarding your "friendship". if she mentions dating/going out/commitment then you may want to use the

-> "i'm not ready for another relationship" line and bow out gracefully.

of course, that means no more sleepovers b/c at that point you'd just be fucking w/ her head.

Mr. Blonde · 12-12-2005, 06:25 PM

It gets hairier my friend. Alright, so at first I just wanted to hang out and shit just to have fun or whatever not really trying to get into a relationship...but it was obvious she wanted to start one. The first two times I stayed over I managed to keep my hands to myself, but last night was a different story. The 2nd night i stayed i could tell she wanted me to make a move, she was making it pretty obvious, but I didn't. Last night she tried even harder to get me to make the move, and in the dark of the night I succumbed to her will.

Nothing drastic happened...but it wasnt until after made the makeout commitment that she told me about the V-card...so now i don't know what to do. That's why it's such a sensitive situation. I would have actually considered dating her, knowing that it woudl probably lead to sex, but not love, and have fun for a month or two, and be done...but since she's still a virgin...that requires a long commitment, one which i'm not ready to make halfway into my senior year of college.

theMerciless1 · 12-12-2005, 06:30 PM

you never know, she may just want you to lift the heavy burden that she's been carrying all these years.
nobody wants to be a virgin in college.

Ugly Bastard · 12-12-2005, 06:31 PM

Dude why don't you just explain that to her? Girls appreciate honesty.

-UB

Mr. Blonde · 12-12-2005, 06:33 PM

well she mentioned last night..."i never said i wanted to wait until marriage...i just..don't want to waste it." And she's pretty hot, so it's not like she couldnt have lost it if she wanted to. I have full confidence if i wanted to be an absolute dick, that I could definitely charm her for a month or so out of her mind and and take her virginity, but what the fuck man? What kind of a guy would I be then? A coked out italian douchebag, that's who.

Therein lies the dillemma.

12-12-2005, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
A coked out italian douchebag

Ahahahahaha

[ December 12, 2005, 03:37 PM: Message edited by: DJ FC ]

Niger Angelus · 12-12-2005, 06:38 PM

Is there an inside joke there?

theMerciless1 · 12-12-2005, 06:38 PM

waste it?!?! waste it?!?!?!
LMFAO!

and dude, please, the preferred nomenclature is simply "guido", not that they are the only demographic who charm panties off virgins.

Mr. Blonde · 12-12-2005, 06:39 PM

Yes, it was an inside joke, although the situation wasnt exactly the same, the mindset in which i described surely is.

[ December 12, 2005, 03:39 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]

Niger Angelus · 12-12-2005, 06:41 PM

Just my two cents, I don't know if this has been said. If you take her viriginity you are also running the risk of this girl becoming EXTREMELY clingy.

12-09-2005, 09:08 PM	#1 (permalink)
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12-10-2005, 03:26 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	It makes me all warm inside. Ooooooor, I'm just still drunk from last night.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

12-12-2005, 12:59 PM	#4 (permalink)
Deadly Crescent Kick NJ, Toilet Bowl of USA Join Date: May 2005 Location: secret ninja lair Posts: 1,106 Internets: 10	work has just been super busy at work & w/ the new GF who just might be a nympho. work really sucks.
	the poster formerly known as-Andy Kaufman NHB Intergender Champion jiu-jitsu isn't the hardass frat guy yelling at you to funnel a beer. its the laid back guy in the corner workin' on 2 chicks.

12-12-2005, 01:12 PM	#5 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	but at least you got the nympho part going for you, right? I, on the other hand, just found out this girl i've been talking to is a virgin. Fucking great. I havent decided my course of action to take with her yet.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-12-2005, 01:18 PM	#6 (permalink)
Deadly Crescent Kick NJ, Toilet Bowl of USA Join Date: May 2005 Location: secret ninja lair Posts: 1,106 Internets: 10	virgin huh? well, hopefully she's a natural if she ends up spreading her legs...
	the poster formerly known as-Andy Kaufman NHB Intergender Champion jiu-jitsu isn't the hardass frat guy yelling at you to funnel a beer. its the laid back guy in the corner workin' on 2 chicks.

12-09-2005, 09:11 PM	#2 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	You're concerned. That's real sweet.

12-12-2005, 01:28 PM	#7 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Well I went to a formal with her last weekend for her sorority, and she was dancing like hella crazy man. I thought for sure things would go well after that. I mean...she was freaky as shit. But she's an ex-catholic schoolgirl...strict parents...only child...i mean i'm confident that if i invested some time and effort i'd be able to cut the card, but I don't know man...i havent been exposed to the consequences of deflowering virgins before, but i've heard horror stories.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-12-2005, 01:30 PM	#8 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	cut the card? never heard that one before.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

12-12-2005, 01:36 PM	#9 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	yeah i just thought of it actually. V card...people cut up their credit cards when they're done using it...seemed pretty clever to me.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-12-2005, 02:09 PM	#10 (permalink)
hellcat Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 316 Internets: 10	It can be entertaining but she won't be great in bed. Even if she's a freak in public and on the dance floor she's still a virgin. She won't know what she's doing. Typically the ones who are quietter in public are the freaks in bed. Find a girl who isn't a virgin and you'll be much happier.
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12-12-2005, 02:16 PM	#11 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Yeah, it's quite the dillemma though because i consider her a friend...we've known each other for a while, buti met her after i started dating my now-ex so we were just friends and shit. I don't want to be all up in a relationship right now anyways, and she should understand that...i mean jesus christ it hasnt even been a month yet. Who knows man, I may have gotten myself in too deep already, but xmas break is coming up which means if i don't want to I don't have to see her for 3 weeks...blah. She's just a nice girl (obviously) and i don't want to hurt her. I'm pretty sure she's been in love with me since she's met me.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-12-2005, 03:01 PM	#12 (permalink)
hfam95 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: VA Posts: 207 Internets: 1129	You teach her right and treat her right you will get that posey. If you are her first she'll always give it to you for old times sake when you guys move on.

12-12-2005, 03:05 PM	#13 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	freak nasty in the hizzy!
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

12-12-2005, 03:49 PM	#14 (permalink)
Deadly Crescent Kick NJ, Toilet Bowl of USA Join Date: May 2005 Location: secret ninja lair Posts: 1,106 Internets: 10	if you're not looking for a deep relationship, i'd stay away. her specs scream high maintenance.
	the poster formerly known as-Andy Kaufman NHB Intergender Champion jiu-jitsu isn't the hardass frat guy yelling at you to funnel a beer. its the laid back guy in the corner workin' on 2 chicks.

12-12-2005, 05:01 PM	#15 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	i'm not, at all..especially after just getting out of a year long one less than a frickin month ago...but shit. i dont know how i'm going to break it down to her, i've spent a few nights over there already
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-12-2005, 06:38 PM	#22 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Is there an inside joke there?
	I enjoy knives and fire.

12-12-2005, 05:17 PM	#16 (permalink)
Deadly Crescent Kick NJ, Toilet Bowl of USA Join Date: May 2005 Location: secret ninja lair Posts: 1,106 Internets: 10	oooohhh... that's a hairy situation then. well, if you've stayed over there a few nights and she hasn't made a move, given the background you've presented, i would stay away. just act nonchalant regarding your "friendship". if she mentions dating/going out/commitment then you may want to use the -> "i'm not ready for another relationship" line and bow out gracefully. of course, that means no more sleepovers b/c at that point you'd just be fucking w/ her head.
	the poster formerly known as-Andy Kaufman NHB Intergender Champion jiu-jitsu isn't the hardass frat guy yelling at you to funnel a beer. its the laid back guy in the corner workin' on 2 chicks.

12-12-2005, 06:25 PM	#17 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	It gets hairier my friend. Alright, so at first I just wanted to hang out and shit just to have fun or whatever not really trying to get into a relationship...but it was obvious she wanted to start one. The first two times I stayed over I managed to keep my hands to myself, but last night was a different story. The 2nd night i stayed i could tell she wanted me to make a move, she was making it pretty obvious, but I didn't. Last night she tried even harder to get me to make the move, and in the dark of the night I succumbed to her will. Nothing drastic happened...but it wasnt until after made the makeout commitment that she told me about the V-card...so now i don't know what to do. That's why it's such a sensitive situation. I would have actually considered dating her, knowing that it woudl probably lead to sex, but not love, and have fun for a month or two, and be done...but since she's still a virgin...that requires a long commitment, one which i'm not ready to make halfway into my senior year of college.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-12-2005, 06:30 PM	#18 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	you never know, she may just want you to lift the heavy burden that she's been carrying all these years. nobody wants to be a virgin in college.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

12-12-2005, 06:31 PM	#19 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Dude why don't you just explain that to her? Girls appreciate honesty. -UB

12-12-2005, 06:33 PM	#20 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	well she mentioned last night..."i never said i wanted to wait until marriage...i just..don't want to waste it." And she's pretty hot, so it's not like she couldnt have lost it if she wanted to. I have full confidence if i wanted to be an absolute dick, that I could definitely charm her for a month or so out of her mind and and take her virginity, but what the fuck man? What kind of a guy would I be then? A coked out italian douchebag, that's who. Therein lies the dillemma.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-12-2005, 06:38 PM	#23 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	waste it?!?! waste it?!?!?! LMFAO! and dude, please, the preferred nomenclature is simply "guido", not that they are the only demographic who charm panties off virgins.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

12-12-2005, 06:39 PM	#24 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Yes, it was an inside joke, although the situation wasnt exactly the same, the mindset in which i described surely is. [ December 12, 2005, 03:39 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-12-2005, 06:41 PM	#25 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Just my two cents, I don't know if this has been said. If you take her viriginity you are also running the risk of this girl becoming EXTREMELY clingy.
	I enjoy knives and fire.