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bitch · 07-04-2004, 12:51 AM

.....what would you do to improve this country?

Niger Angelus · 07-04-2004, 01:13 AM

Stop spending money on useless shit.

07-04-2004, 02:39 PM

I would wear a red power tie and show up to important shit and shake peoples hand and sign legislature passed by my party and veto legislature passed by an opposite party.

VOL · 07-04-2004, 03:03 PM

I would pull our troops out of places they don't need to be. For example, Iraq and Afghanistan. I would also stop wasting money on stupid stuff while lowering taxes and lower crime. I would strengthen the educational system by increasing state funds to pay for schools. I would also sit in the White House with my cabinet and drink all day. Then maybe give a speech here and there.

My cabinet would consist of:

Vice president- buckeye
Sec. of State- UB
Sec. of Defense-BDH
Attorney General-DJFC
National Security Advisor-Gaz
White House toilet cleaner- Mr. Blonde

[ July 04, 2004, 01:05 PM: Message edited by: VOL ]

Mr. Blonde · 07-04-2004, 03:33 PM

But how many people can say they get to clean the presidents toilet? Not many.

underwater · 07-04-2004, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VOL:
My cabinet would consist of:

Vice president- buckeye
Sec. of State- UB
Sec. of Defense-BDH
Attorney General-DJFC
National Security Advisor-Gaz
White House toilet cleaner- Mr. Blonde

way to be a big fucking kiss-ass, vol.

VOL · 07-04-2004, 09:40 PM

I don't see what you are talking about. I just threw them in because they are friends, not because I'm trying to kiss-ass. Wow you suck, you can't even insult me the right way.

07-04-2004, 11:13 PM

I'm not sure what the Attorney General does per se, but I bet it could involve kegs of Rolling Rock in the White House!

VOL · 07-05-2004, 10:30 AM

Basically, the Attorney General is like the highest prosecuting lawyer of the land I think.

But feel free to have those kegs of rolling Rock in the White house if you'd like, as long as you stop by the Oval Office.

Mr. Blonde · 07-05-2004, 12:52 PM

He's not necessarily the hightest prosecuting lawyer, as much as he is head law officer and legal counsel for the U.S.

But what do I know, I just clean the toilets.

VOL · 07-05-2004, 02:59 PM

Perhaps for showing your knowledge I will bump you up to trash dispenser.

[ July 05, 2004, 01:00 PM: Message edited by: VOL ]

07-05-2004, 09:14 PM

Beer Pong in the Oval Office!

07-05-2004, 09:15 PM

Mr. President; care to do a keg stand?

underwater · 07-06-2004, 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by VOL:
I don't see what you are talking about. I just threw them in because they are friends, not because I'm trying to kiss-ass.

always defending yourself!

[ July 05, 2004, 11:24 PM: Message edited by: underwater ]

Schroeder · 07-07-2004, 12:55 AM

If I were President, I would
A. Abolish welfare.
B. Call for much, much stricter punishments for crime. Asia's crime rate is half ours because if you fuck up over there, they fuck you up.
C. Anyone who wants to vote has to pass a test showing that they know how the Government and America works. That's right, I'd limit the vote.

Niger Angelus · 07-07-2004, 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Schroeder:
If I were President, I would
A. Abolish welfare.

...how about kill those that are already on it?

Saint DH · 07-07-2004, 03:58 AM

VOL is such a tool.

Jesus Chrystler · 07-07-2004, 10:21 PM

If I were president there would be no explicit sex on t.v.
Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with aunt Bea

If I were president thou shall not worship false billy idols
And thou shall add the book of flavor flav to the bible
Thou shall make fun of hindus thou shall not make a speed 2
If I were president that’s what I’d do

If I were president I’d get a bunch of slaves to do everything
Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing

If I were president thou shall not wear tube socks with flip-flops
Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap
Thou shall resist the olsen twins, thou shall not cut footloose
If I were president that’s what I’d do

[ July 07, 2004, 08:22 PM: Message edited by: Jesus Chrystler ]

07-04-2004, 01:13 AM	#2 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Stop spending money on useless shit.
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07-04-2004, 02:39 PM	#3 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	I would wear a red power tie and show up to important shit and shake peoples hand and sign legislature passed by my party and veto legislature passed by an opposite party.
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07-04-2004, 03:33 PM	#5 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	But how many people can say they get to clean the presidents toilet? Not many.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

07-04-2004, 09:40 PM	#7 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	I don't see what you are talking about. I just threw them in because they are friends, not because I'm trying to kiss-ass. Wow you suck, you can't even insult me the right way.
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

07-04-2004, 11:13 PM	#8 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	I'm not sure what the Attorney General does per se, but I bet it could involve kegs of Rolling Rock in the White House!
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

07-04-2004, 12:51 AM	#1 (permalink)
bitch Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 116 Internets: 10	.....what would you do to improve this country?

07-04-2004, 03:03 PM	#4 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	I would pull our troops out of places they don't need to be. For example, Iraq and Afghanistan. I would also stop wasting money on stupid stuff while lowering taxes and lower crime. I would strengthen the educational system by increasing state funds to pay for schools. I would also sit in the White House with my cabinet and drink all day. Then maybe give a speech here and there. My cabinet would consist of: Vice president- buckeye Sec. of State- UB Sec. of Defense-BDH Attorney General-DJFC National Security Advisor-Gaz White House toilet cleaner- Mr. Blonde [ July 04, 2004, 01:05 PM: Message edited by: VOL ]

07-05-2004, 10:30 AM	#9 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	Basically, the Attorney General is like the highest prosecuting lawyer of the land I think. But feel free to have those kegs of rolling Rock in the White house if you'd like, as long as you stop by the Oval Office.
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

07-05-2004, 12:52 PM	#10 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	He's not necessarily the hightest prosecuting lawyer, as much as he is head law officer and legal counsel for the U.S. But what do I know, I just clean the toilets.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

07-05-2004, 02:59 PM	#11 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	Perhaps for showing your knowledge I will bump you up to trash dispenser. [ July 05, 2004, 01:00 PM: Message edited by: VOL ]
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

07-05-2004, 09:14 PM	#12 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Beer Pong in the Oval Office!
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

07-05-2004, 09:15 PM	#13 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Mr. President; care to do a keg stand?
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

07-07-2004, 12:55 AM	#15 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	If I were President, I would A. Abolish welfare. B. Call for much, much stricter punishments for crime. Asia's crime rate is half ours because if you fuck up over there, they fuck you up. C. Anyone who wants to vote has to pass a test showing that they know how the Government and America works. That's right, I'd limit the vote.

07-07-2004, 03:58 AM	#17 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,150 Internets: 284753	VOL is such a tool.

07-07-2004, 10:21 PM	#18 (permalink)
Jesus Chrystler Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 208 Internets: 26	If I were president there would be no explicit sex on t.v. Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with aunt Bea If I were president thou shall not worship false billy idols And thou shall add the book of flavor flav to the bible Thou shall make fun of hindus thou shall not make a speed 2 If I were president that’s what I’d do If I were president I’d get a bunch of slaves to do everything Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing If I were president thou shall not wear tube socks with flip-flops Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap Thou shall resist the olsen twins, thou shall not cut footloose If I were president that’s what I’d do [ July 07, 2004, 08:22 PM: Message edited by: Jesus Chrystler ]
	give a man fire, warm him for a day... set a man on fire, warm him for the rest of his life.