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Stu Piddasle · 10-17-2002, 12:50 PM

I would just like to say that poopy fingering someone is hilarious. I mean who would have thought to take shit and shove it up under someone's doorhandle? whoever thought of this concept is a genious. Well maybe not a genious be pretty damn creative. Anyone who agree's with me on this topic, then we should get together sometime and go poopy fingering.

BigDongedHoe · 10-17-2002, 12:54 PM

I have to say that i agree poopy fingering is hilarious and we should get together and go on a poopy finger spree however I don't know if this classify's as "shit talking".

Ugly Bastard · 10-17-2002, 02:03 PM

Contrare BigDongedHoe. This is most certainly shit talking, as we are talking about shit.
As far as poopy fingering goes; It is funny, unless it happens to you. But luckily for me, it's never happened to me, therefore, poopy fingering someone is the shit.
While in Muncie right now, it is hard for me to poopy finger people in Warsaw, but perhaps one of you dedicated fucks could poopy finger Joe Phelps for me. You can tell him I did it, I don't care. I'd tear his shit up anyways.

StDx · 10-17-2002, 07:05 PM

consider it done, friend.

10-17-2002, 08:28 PM

The entire concept of poopy fingering is absolutely stellar. And what's more funny than making someone unsuspectingly stick their own hand in a pile of shit? While I wouldn't go so far as to call the creator a genius, I will go ahead and say that the entire basis of poopy fingering is quite solid.

BigDongedHoe · 10-17-2002, 09:43 PM

I bet StDx has poopy fingers...from all the times he's stuck his fingers up his ass.

Vitruvio · 10-17-2002, 11:43 PM

BDH, you talk a lot of shit...but don't seem to be much of anything yourself.

Now that we got that out of the way, let's talk about what really is something. It is something that I can honestly say that, if you made a family tree dating back 3 generations, I can say that I've been balls deep in every female listed. It is something that your name is "Big Donged Hoe" because you like it when big dongs cultivate your ass (much like a hoe cultivates a garden). It is something that you're a little bitch who spits shit out about others while being guilty of 99% of the insults that you throw around.

What I'm saying is that you need to take a little time to concentrate harder on shutting the fuck up...that's all. So if you'd go ahead and do that, it'd be great, thanks.

BigDongedHoe · 10-17-2002, 11:56 PM

Vitruvio, Congratulations you officially just won the most homosexual and completely moronic name on the board.

What have you won??

Absolutely nothing, need I bring up that this is my 57th (yes 57th) post that I have made compared to your 1st?? You must realize what you are saying before you say it. Guilty of what I have "throw around"? The only thing I remember being guilty of throwing around is your mother when I was boning the shit out of her and beating her with my fat dong. I liked to hold her head down and smack her in the face with my cock while yelling things like "Does that hurt bitch!" Your mother is one of the dirtiest whores around but that's for another post at another time.

What i'm getting at is do you really think you can come in on your first post and totally shit talk me away? Telling me to "concentrate on shuttin the fuck up." Shit vitruvio gimme a fucking break do you actually think I would do such a thing with of all people a newbie like you telling me too??

" It is something that your name is "Big Donged Hoe" because you like it when big dongs cultivate your ass. "

why don't you read your sentence there for a second because the amount of sense it makes is about zero. "It is something" what the hell kind of sentence fragment are you throwing out here? Were you so nervous while typing that I would comeback and literally rip you apart with my next post that you had to think of something you thought would be intelligent? How incredibly bad the word usage there is ineffable (10 dollars says you don't know wht the fuck that means). Seriously vitruvio why don't you fall back in the minor ranks and think about shit talking with someone like StDx.

Both of you seem to like to turn your homosexual fantasies and use those as plots and ploys against other people.

So vitruvio if you would just take a note from StDx and remain siletn on the board until you come up with a post that has purpose (never) "So if you'd go ahead and do that, it'd be great, thanks."

what a dumb cunt......

Vitruvio · 10-18-2002, 01:33 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Vitruvio, Congratulations you officially just won the most homosexual and completely moronic name on the board.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

OH SHIT! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! A KID NAMED BIG DONGED HOE DOESN'T LIKE MY NAME! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO!? I'll tell you what I'm going to do...absolutely nothing. Taking into consideration the fact that I would have more remorse for a shitball flushed down the toilet than for you if you were hit by a semi...it becomes quite obvious that I don't give a fuck what you think of anything about me, let alone something as petty as my nickname on a message board.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>this is my 57th (yes 57th) post that I have made compared to your 1st<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Damn, nothing gets by you! You're so damn keen, you even spotted the 1 underneath my name. How the fuck am I expected to compete with that?

Alright, now I'll be serious. Let me go ahead and let you in on a secret: The fact that this is only my second post doesn't mean shit. I read a lot of the shit on the boards and you're the one person that stuck out as quite a bitch. Simple enough.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>throwing around is your mother when I was boning the shit out of her<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

This is what has happened with our small, yet growing flame war. I bash you, saying that I fucked every female within 3 generations of you. You respond with a glorified "I fucked your mom" comment. Very o-fucking-riginal. Your wit, BDH, it's amazing.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>'It is something that your name is "Big Donged Hoe" because you like it when big dongs cultivate your ass.' why don't you read your sentence there for a second because the amount of sense it makes is about zero.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sure, when you take something completely out of context, it starts to sound like shit...but if you would read my post as a whole, you would realize that you are simply a moron.

In the first paragraph, I say you aren't much of anything. It is at this point that I use the phrase "It is something that..." to reitterate the fact that you are nothing. I understand that your mind can't put that together. We all have needs, BDH, it's just unfortunate that your needs have to be so special. Would you like me to talk in baby words? Do you need me to cut your grapes in half so you don't choke? I'll do it BDH, I would want you to FUCKING DIE RIGHT NOW YOU LITTLE BITCH. Ahh, kinda let my fingers go out of control there...my bad...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>ineffable (10 dollars says you don't know wht the fuck that means)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Good job, BDH! You stayed awake for your vocab lesson this week! Don't be so dumb to say that I don't know what a word means.
A.) Of course I know what inneffable means...
B.) Even if I didn't, it would not matter...as it's a single word that most people will never use in a lifetime...
and
C.) Worse case scenario for me is that I take 30 seconds of my time to look it up and pretend like I knew it all along...neither you nor anyone else would know the difference...

Now I'll bet you'll reply by claiming I never did know the meaning of the word...and that I looked it up. I mean...doing that would follow suit with your completely original insults of yesterpost.

ATTENTION NUBBLIES MEMBERS:
It appears as if BDH just opened a webpage dedicated to his future girlfriend!

Go ahead and take a quick peak.

You can find it here. (Have your sound up a little bit...wouldn't want you to miss the show)

At this point I expect you to go ahead and fuck yourself.

[This message has been edited by Vitruvio (edited October 20, 2002).]

St. Anky · 10-18-2002, 01:52 AM

Thanks to 2 dickless cockguzzlers, BDH and (some homo name), this is FINALLY a shit talking room. Thanks boys, keep up the good fucking work.

Vitruvio · 10-18-2002, 06:39 PM

Damn, even the resident mexican doesn't like my name...

I'll go ahead and assume that you don't know where it even comes from. It refers to Da Vinci's Vitruvian Man...the model for equilateral proportions of a perfect human figure.

*To BDH (who won't have a clue what I just typed)...that would be the little drawing that you see in some science books. He's the guy standing straight with his arms straight out (with a perfect square around him) and then, superimposed on that drawing, the same man standing with his legs spread and his arms each in the air at a 45 degree angle (with a perfect circle around him). Or...you can just look here.

Considering my lack of flaws (compared to the fucks that have tried to bash me), it's only fitting that my name should be derived from the origin of perfection.

I guess the main gist of this post was to, yet again, let you know that I don't care what you think of my name. Because it's over your head, you hate it...that's perfectly understandable. I'd even go far enough as to say that it's human nature.

Anyway...good luck trying to come up with something totally new and original to insult me about.

[This message has been edited by Vitruvio (edited October 18, 2002).]

St. Anky · 10-19-2002, 11:37 AM

Vitruvio- Holy christ man, at first I just thought your NAME was gay. Now, after all your talking about the perfection of man... we all KNOW you take it up the ass.

As a side note, do you guys think da vinci was gay?

Vitruvio · 10-20-2002, 02:57 AM

Obviously a simpleton fuck as yourself, Anky, would not be aware of certain things in this world. Let me go ahead and enlighten you to a study known as "Subliminology."

Originally developed in the 1950's by Dr. Johannes Buck, it, unfortunately for you, directly applies to your last message. According to Dr. Buck's research, the "hidden meaning" of a person's words can be found by changing punctuation and adding or subtracting small articles from their statement(s). Let me go ahead and apply subliminology to your witty remark.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Vitruvio- Holy christ man, at first I just thought your NAME was gay. Now, after all your talking about the perfection of man... we all KNOW you take it up the ass.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Vitruvio, "Holy Christ Man," at first I just thought. Your name WAS gay...now after, talking about the perfection. Man, we ALL know you. Take it up the ass [please]?

A simple interpretation reveals that I am, in your mind, "Holy Christ Man." Thanks Anky, it really does mean a lot. Along with this, you don't think my name is gay anymore...and you want me to take it up the ass. This last observation is bolstered by your final words...the inquiry to Da Vinci's sexuality. I challenge you to come up with a reason to wonder about his sexuality other than to make your homo-erotic fantasies more lively. Maybe he'll paint the Mona Lisa on your junk if you ask him nicely.

Let me give you a little bit of help, Anky. For next time...

A good bashing technique involves using logic and reason to completely dismantle your opposition's claims.

A terrible bashing technique involves admitting homosexuality.

Good day.

[This message has been edited by Vitruvio (edited October 20, 2002).]

St. Anky · 10-20-2002, 01:54 PM

-Vitruvio-

I dont know what's your problem man. First of all, dont try and tell me how to talk shit. You're little "subliminology" technique is simply saying "i know you are but what am i." Which is something I used in like 5th grade. Its not a bash at all if you change around the punctuation of my writing. I think subliminology was meant to induce thought of what others would envision being portrayed after reading a line of another's work. For example, if I were to say, "Fuck you Vitruvio.", You would read that and because you have deeply repressed homosexual tendencies, you -being a man-loving, Da Vinci blowing, son of a motherfucking whore- would read it as. "I want to fuck you Vitruvio." And then I'd have to explain, once again, that I am not gay just because YOU're a complete flaming homo.

Alright, now that we're all cleared up about that, I wanna focus on this quote from you...

"Maybe he'll paint the Mona Lisa on your junk if you ask him nicely."

Dude, Da Vinci is fucking dead. I dont know why the hell you're so obsessed with that cousin-fucking cock-guzzler. And if I WAS gay, as you keep hoping that I am, why the hell would I want to have a picture of a woman drawn on my enormous love-sausage? Last I heard homo's dont like to have women anywhere near that. But you knew that already, didnt you Boy George?

BigDongedHoe · 10-20-2002, 08:33 PM

The fact that Vitruvio went into great detail about the context of his name further proves his true homosexuality. I have nothing more to say to this man because I normally call people homosexuals knowing that they truly aren't. Vitruvio however I really think is homosexual, like i'm not kidding at all guys. No one reply to him anymore cause we don't need these folk on the board.

Vitruvio is a sick fuck and there's no need for ass lovin men like him. So take your "perfect naked man" picture and keep releasing the hostages to it, just don't include me...

10-20-2002, 08:35 PM

Vitruvio, or however you stupid ass fuckin name is spelled, I tried reading your posts, but I got so bored while doing so, that I just moved onto another post. PLEASE, try not to be so god damn boring.

Oh, and stop sounding so fuckin gay when you post, you try too hard man, to sound intelligent, and it's obvious. So please pull the penis that is in your ass out, and liven up a bit.

$JohnnyRichter$

[This message has been edited by JohnnyRichter (edited October 20, 2002).]

Vitruvio · 10-20-2002, 11:56 PM

Let's go ahead and look at what has happened. Three loose assholes have joined forces to try to assemble some type of shit talking. Unfortunately, no matter how many loose assholes are put together...they're still simply loose asshole. I have never heard a loose asshole make a single point...I don't suspect that is going to change anytime soon. Let the games begin.

Anky-

Sometimes people forget that you are a mexican. They read the shit that you say, and start to think that it's more than shit. Well...it's not. There's no need for me to try to explain subliminology any further...as it's clearly way over your head.

Let me go ahead and point out how your brown power clouds your brain. You say "Da Vinci is fucking dead."

Good call, dumb shit. If you recall, I was referring to you having a fantasy about Da Vinci...this was the original reason why you asked about his sexuality.

You say "I don't know why the hell you're so obsessed with that...cock-guzzler."

To that, I ask, yet again, why you asked about Da Vinci's sexuality. You are curious to the point of wanting to know if his cock went into asshole...yet I am obsessed with him. Interesting...

You say, "And if I WAS gay...why the hell would I want to have a picture of a woman...on my sausage?"

Wow, you silly mexican. Can you not look past the result to see what would have to happen in order for such to occur? For the Mona Lisa to be on your junk, Da Vinci would have to touch your junk, thus satisfying your fantasies.

You say "I heard homo's don't like to have women anywhere near that."

Wow...you pull out some type of underground homo knowledge and then call me a homo? Congratulations, that's the worst insulting tactic that I have yet to come across.

In closing...

Again, this entire passage devoted to you was completely unnecessary. Because of your ethnicity, you really have no room to talk about any flaws in human beings.

Ignoring this fact, I'll go ahead and point out that you keep going back to the homosexual motif. I can't help but notice that all over the board, not just in this thread, you keep getting tied down to the homosexual theme. It must be more than a coincidence.

And finally...riddle me this: When you were fucking her brown starfish, did you close your eyes and imagine she was a guy? Why else would you fuck a chick in the ass...

BDH-

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>The fact that Vitruvio went into great detail about the context of his name further proves his true homosexuality.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Damn BDH, you bring up the best points. You fuck men in the ass, but I try to explain my name, so I'm gay! Congratulations on your discovery!

...or at least that's what I'd say to you if I was a complete dumbass. Since I'm not, I'll simply point out that, if I didn't know better, I'd say you were just as much a mexican as Anky up there...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>No one reply to him anymore cause we don't need these folk on the board.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Now I feel like the kid who plays ball tag but is faster than everyone. Nobody even tags him because they know he'll just chase them down and kick their ass.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>and keep releasing the hostages to it<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Complete originality out of this one. I mean, who would come up with something that ingenius? Oh, maybe whoever put the poll up last march...and maybe not BDH.

In closing...

You are a brainless cunt. You bring up things that are true...and then try to draw a "if this, then that" relationship between them. Something you would say: "If your name has a 'U' in it, you have a pet dog, and you like the color blue, YOU'RE GAY! HAHAHA!!!" It's not a good way to make someone look bad...

Richter-

Right out of the gates, it's clear that you know your shit. First line:

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Vitruvio, or however you stupid ass fuckin name is spelled<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You call my name stupid...and in the same breath say "you" instead of "your." Granted, it's a small mistake...but you would think that if you're going to use "Stupid" as an insult, you'd make sure not to prove your own stupidity in the process. Another thing that makes this more prevelent is the fact that you edited your post...so you actually did go back through fixing mistakes...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>I got so bored while doing so<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

In other words...you don't understand my vocabulary. It's alright, I suggest only people with an 8th grade reading level try it anyway, so you weren't expected to comprehend it.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>stop sounding so fuckin gay...you try too hard...to sound intelligent<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I must be out of "the loop" or something. Last time I checked, being intelligent and being gay were two very different things. I guess I should be up to day on my shit before I come onto this board anymore...damn.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>$JohnnyRichter$<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

OH GOD DAMN! HE'S GOT DOLLAR SIGNS BY HIS NAME! HE'S A PLAYA, FO SHO! Now I've gotten myself into some serious shit, yo! Dis bitch gonna cap my ass! Fo' sheezy!

Is that what the dollar signs were for? To strike fear in the hearts of men? Or to make you look like a dumbass white kid trying to be black? Are you iced out? Do you have bling? Or just no brain? Probably the latter.

In closing...

I seriously think you rival Stu Pidassle for biggest dumbass on the board. I honestly have to read the things that you type out 2 or 3 times before I fully see what you were trying to say. Maybe your next stop should be to the advice forum...where you can try to get some help with your phonics.

BigDongedHoe · 10-21-2002, 12:49 AM

Yes folks i know that said not to reply to Vitruvio anymore because of his problems I chose to anyways. First of all Vitruvio if you notice no one takes the time to go so in depth about posts because really they don't quite give enough of a shit too. Your shit talking tactics are absolutely terrible. You try to analyze every post then come up with what you may think is a brilliant idea in return but in reality you make yourself only more homosexual.

How about I pretend to be Vitruvio real quick right here:

"You are a brainless cunt. You bring up things that are true...and then try to draw a "if this, then that" relationship between them. Something you would say: "If your name has a 'U' in it, you have a pet dog, and you like the color blue, YOU'RE GAY! HAHAHA!!!" It's not a good way to make someone look bad..."

Vitruvio just look at this text right here. You know what this isn't even a shit talk right here, this should fit more into the section of "rants" or "jibberish" because this really makes about as much sense as fivehead's massive forehead. In other words it makes absolutely zero sense.

What i'm saying is your trying way to hard to cover things up about how your name is based off a naked man. I gurantee that nobody elses name on this board is based off a naked man with his bare dong hanging out and his legs spread, GURANFUCKINGTEE it.

So as I said earlier:
Take the picture of your "perfect naked symmetrical man" and release your hostages to it. (for those of you who do not understand blow your sploog to it.) The point of the releasing the hostages comment was not to rip off of Orgazmo's genious but rather to make a point that your name which you hide behind is is based off of a butt ass naked man.

Never will anyone believe a word you say till you change your name to something that doesn't have to do with man's naked genitals.

St. Anky · 10-21-2002, 01:36 AM

Vitruvio

This will be my last reply to you. Firstly because I dont want to be the cause of another novel of the analysis of my writing, and secondly because you cant shit-talk worth....well...shit. Its amusing to know that you cant say much of anything else but accuse me of being gay and then turn around and make fun of my ethnicity. Glad to know you're being original. But really... come on... Just because your mom likes it up the ass doesnt mean your dad's gay. Maybe he should sit down and explain to you that in her wilder college days she was a complete cock-guzzling whorebag. Because of this constant strain to her inner thighs, and of course because your head was rammed up your ass during your birth, her "womanhood" became very flacid and loose. Your father then had no other choice but to ram it up her ass because regular sex was like fucking a glass of water.

10-21-2002, 11:45 AM

Vitruvio - I would just like to point out the fact that I do not care about you at all, like you are shit to me. Obviously you are a very insecure person because you feel the need to go on and on about something that is irrelevent. Like my small little typo in the previous post. If you have never made a typo, then you may comment on it, if you have (and I know you have) then you are nothing but a stupid cocksucking hypocrite.

Now moving on...the word gay, nowadays, can be interchanged with such words as lame, stupid, cockfucking dick rider..understand?

Ok, then you decided to comment about the dollar signs. I must say this brought a whole new meaning to the word DESPERATE. You are a cocksucking pathetic dick eating whore. Just like your mother. So let me get this straight, anyone who writes a dollar sign wants to be black? All I have to do is write dollar signs by my name and I'm a wigger? Where is your logic? George Washington is on the $1 bill, so does that mean that he is a wigger?

I tell you what, I'm going to give you the same advice that I gave St. Anky, grab the nearest shotgun and blow your fucking face off. It's too bad that your mother wasn't stabbed in the stomach while she was pregnant.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$JohnnyRichter$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

[This message has been edited by JohnnyRichter (edited October 21, 2002).]

Ugly Bastard · 10-21-2002, 01:06 PM

Johnny-
I know this is not my arguement here. But if his mother was stabbed in the stomach while she was pregnant with him, wouldn't he be dead rather than alive and kicking while bashing you? I dunno....

[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited October 21, 2002).]

10-21-2002, 05:38 PM

Ugly...what the fuck are you talking about?

please, re-read and try explaining to me what the hell you are talking about

10-21-2002, 05:39 PM

Oh one more thing, Vitruvio, you're a pussy. fuck you.

Lethal · 10-22-2002, 12:29 AM

Johnny
It is quite clear that what Ugly was saying is that you and your two ass licking buddies get reamed every day by vitruvio. If you couldn't understand this you should obviously pay more attention while counting cookies in the resource room.

Ugly Bastard · 10-22-2002, 12:35 AM

Lethal-Thanks for helpin me out there. You're alright

Johnny-Thanks for editing your message after I bashed it to make me look like an idiot. Nice form

10-17-2002, 08:28 PM	#5 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	The entire concept of poopy fingering is absolutely stellar. And what's more funny than making someone unsuspectingly stick their own hand in a pile of shit? While I wouldn't go so far as to call the creator a genius, I will go ahead and say that the entire basis of poopy fingering is quite solid.
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10-18-2002, 01:33 AM	#9 (permalink)
Vitruvio Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 51 Internets: 10	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Vitruvio, Congratulations you officially just won the most homosexual and completely moronic name on the board.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> OH SHIT! HOLY FUCKING SHIT! A KID NAMED BIG DONGED HOE DOESN'T LIKE MY NAME! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO!? I'll tell you what I'm going to do...absolutely nothing. Taking into consideration the fact that I would have more remorse for a shitball flushed down the toilet than for you if you were hit by a semi...it becomes quite obvious that I don't give a fuck what you think of anything about me, let alone something as petty as my nickname on a message board. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>this is my 57th (yes 57th) post that I have made compared to your 1st<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Damn, nothing gets by you! You're so damn keen, you even spotted the 1 underneath my name. How the fuck am I expected to compete with that? Alright, now I'll be serious. Let me go ahead and let you in on a secret: The fact that this is only my second post doesn't mean shit. I read a lot of the shit on the boards and you're the one person that stuck out as quite a bitch. Simple enough. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>throwing around is your mother when I was boning the shit out of her<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> This is what has happened with our small, yet growing flame war. I bash you, saying that I fucked every female within 3 generations of you. You respond with a glorified "I fucked your mom" comment. Very o-fucking-riginal. Your wit, BDH, it's amazing. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>'It is something that your name is "Big Donged Hoe" because you like it when big dongs cultivate your ass.' why don't you read your sentence there for a second because the amount of sense it makes is about zero.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Sure, when you take something completely out of context, it starts to sound like shit...but if you would read my post as a whole, you would realize that you are simply a moron. In the first paragraph, I say you aren't much of anything. It is at this point that I use the phrase "It is something that..." to reitterate the fact that you are nothing. I understand that your mind can't put that together. We all have needs, BDH, it's just unfortunate that your needs have to be so special. Would you like me to talk in baby words? Do you need me to cut your grapes in half so you don't choke? I'll do it BDH, I would want you to FUCKING DIE RIGHT NOW YOU LITTLE BITCH. Ahh, kinda let my fingers go out of control there...my bad... <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>ineffable (10 dollars says you don't know wht the fuck that means)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Good job, BDH! You stayed awake for your vocab lesson this week! Don't be so dumb to say that I don't know what a word means. A.) Of course I know what inneffable means... B.) Even if I didn't, it would not matter...as it's a single word that most people will never use in a lifetime... and C.) Worse case scenario for me is that I take 30 seconds of my time to look it up and pretend like I knew it all along...neither you nor anyone else would know the difference... Now I'll bet you'll reply by claiming I never did know the meaning of the word...and that I looked it up. I mean...doing that would follow suit with your completely original insults of yesterpost. ATTENTION NUBBLIES MEMBERS: It appears as if BDH just opened a webpage dedicated to his future girlfriend! Go ahead and take a quick peak. You can find it here. (Have your sound up a little bit...wouldn't want you to miss the show) At this point I expect you to go ahead and fuck yourself. [This message has been edited by Vitruvio (edited October 20, 2002).]

10-20-2002, 02:57 AM	#13 (permalink)
Vitruvio Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 51 Internets: 10	Obviously a simpleton fuck as yourself, Anky, would not be aware of certain things in this world. Let me go ahead and enlighten you to a study known as "Subliminology." Originally developed in the 1950's by Dr. Johannes Buck, it, unfortunately for you, directly applies to your last message. According to Dr. Buck's research, the "hidden meaning" of a person's words can be found by changing punctuation and adding or subtracting small articles from their statement(s). Let me go ahead and apply subliminology to your witty remark. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Vitruvio- Holy christ man, at first I just thought your NAME was gay. Now, after all your talking about the perfection of man... we all KNOW you take it up the ass.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Vitruvio, "Holy Christ Man," at first I just thought. Your name WAS gay...now after, talking about the perfection. Man, we ALL know you. Take it up the ass [please]? A simple interpretation reveals that I am, in your mind, "Holy Christ Man." Thanks Anky, it really does mean a lot. Along with this, you don't think my name is gay anymore...and you want me to take it up the ass. This last observation is bolstered by your final words...the inquiry to Da Vinci's sexuality. I challenge you to come up with a reason to wonder about his sexuality other than to make your homo-erotic fantasies more lively. Maybe he'll paint the Mona Lisa on your junk if you ask him nicely. Let me give you a little bit of help, Anky. For next time... A good bashing technique involves using logic and reason to completely dismantle your opposition's claims. A terrible bashing technique involves admitting homosexuality. Good day. [This message has been edited by Vitruvio (edited October 20, 2002).]

10-20-2002, 08:35 PM	#16 (permalink)
JohnnyRichter Guest Posts: n/a	Vitruvio, or however you stupid ass fuckin name is spelled, I tried reading your posts, but I got so bored while doing so, that I just moved onto another post. PLEASE, try not to be so god damn boring. Oh, and stop sounding so fuckin gay when you post, you try too hard man, to sound intelligent, and it's obvious. So please pull the penis that is in your ass out, and liven up a bit. $JohnnyRichter$ [This message has been edited by JohnnyRichter (edited October 20, 2002).]
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10-20-2002, 11:56 PM	#17 (permalink)
Vitruvio Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 51 Internets: 10	Let's go ahead and look at what has happened. Three loose assholes have joined forces to try to assemble some type of shit talking. Unfortunately, no matter how many loose assholes are put together...they're still simply loose asshole. I have never heard a loose asshole make a single point...I don't suspect that is going to change anytime soon. Let the games begin. Anky- Sometimes people forget that you are a mexican. They read the shit that you say, and start to think that it's more than shit. Well...it's not. There's no need for me to try to explain subliminology any further...as it's clearly way over your head. Let me go ahead and point out how your brown power clouds your brain. You say "Da Vinci is fucking dead." Good call, dumb shit. If you recall, I was referring to you having a fantasy about Da Vinci...this was the original reason why you asked about his sexuality. You say "I don't know why the hell you're so obsessed with that...cock-guzzler." To that, I ask, yet again, why you asked about Da Vinci's sexuality. You are curious to the point of wanting to know if his cock went into asshole...yet I am obsessed with him. Interesting... You say, "And if I WAS gay...why the hell would I want to have a picture of a woman...on my sausage?" Wow, you silly mexican. Can you not look past the result to see what would have to happen in order for such to occur? For the Mona Lisa to be on your junk, Da Vinci would have to touch your junk, thus satisfying your fantasies. You say "I heard homo's don't like to have women anywhere near that." Wow...you pull out some type of underground homo knowledge and then call me a homo? Congratulations, that's the worst insulting tactic that I have yet to come across. In closing... Again, this entire passage devoted to you was completely unnecessary. Because of your ethnicity, you really have no room to talk about any flaws in human beings. Ignoring this fact, I'll go ahead and point out that you keep going back to the homosexual motif. I can't help but notice that all over the board, not just in this thread, you keep getting tied down to the homosexual theme. It must be more than a coincidence. And finally...riddle me this: When you were fucking her brown starfish, did you close your eyes and imagine she was a guy? Why else would you fuck a chick in the ass... BDH- <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>The fact that Vitruvio went into great detail about the context of his name further proves his true homosexuality.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Damn BDH, you bring up the best points. You fuck men in the ass, but I try to explain my name, so I'm gay! Congratulations on your discovery! ...or at least that's what I'd say to you if I was a complete dumbass. Since I'm not, I'll simply point out that, if I didn't know better, I'd say you were just as much a mexican as Anky up there... <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>No one reply to him anymore cause we don't need these folk on the board.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Now I feel like the kid who plays ball tag but is faster than everyone. Nobody even tags him because they know he'll just chase them down and kick their ass. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>and keep releasing the hostages to it<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Complete originality out of this one. I mean, who would come up with something that ingenius? Oh, maybe whoever put the poll up last march...and maybe not BDH. In closing... You are a brainless cunt. You bring up things that are true...and then try to draw a "if this, then that" relationship between them. Something you would say: "If your name has a 'U' in it, you have a pet dog, and you like the color blue, YOU'RE GAY! HAHAHA!!!" It's not a good way to make someone look bad... Richter- Right out of the gates, it's clear that you know your shit. First line: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Vitruvio, or however you stupid ass fuckin name is spelled<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You call my name stupid...and in the same breath say "you" instead of "your." Granted, it's a small mistake...but you would think that if you're going to use "Stupid" as an insult, you'd make sure not to prove your own stupidity in the process. Another thing that makes this more prevelent is the fact that you edited your post...so you actually did go back through fixing mistakes... <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>I got so bored while doing so<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> In other words...you don't understand my vocabulary. It's alright, I suggest only people with an 8th grade reading level try it anyway, so you weren't expected to comprehend it. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>stop sounding so fuckin gay...you try too hard...to sound intelligent<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I must be out of "the loop" or something. Last time I checked, being intelligent and being gay were two very different things. I guess I should be up to day on my shit before I come onto this board anymore...damn. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>$JohnnyRichter$<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> OH GOD DAMN! HE'S GOT DOLLAR SIGNS BY HIS NAME! HE'S A PLAYA, FO SHO! Now I've gotten myself into some serious shit, yo! Dis bitch gonna cap my ass! Fo' sheezy! Is that what the dollar signs were for? To strike fear in the hearts of men? Or to make you look like a dumbass white kid trying to be black? Are you iced out? Do you have bling? Or just no brain? Probably the latter. In closing... I seriously think you rival Stu Pidassle for biggest dumbass on the board. I honestly have to read the things that you type out 2 or 3 times before I fully see what you were trying to say. Maybe your next stop should be to the advice forum...where you can try to get some help with your phonics.

10-17-2002, 12:50 PM	#1 (permalink)
Stu Piddasle Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Warsaw Posts: 58 Internets: 10	I would just like to say that poopy fingering someone is hilarious. I mean who would have thought to take shit and shove it up under someone's doorhandle? whoever thought of this concept is a genious. Well maybe not a genious be pretty damn creative. Anyone who agree's with me on this topic, then we should get together sometime and go poopy fingering.

10-17-2002, 12:54 PM	#2 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	I have to say that i agree poopy fingering is hilarious and we should get together and go on a poopy finger spree however I don't know if this classify's as "shit talking".

10-17-2002, 02:03 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Contrare BigDongedHoe. This is most certainly shit talking, as we are talking about shit. As far as poopy fingering goes; It is funny, unless it happens to you. But luckily for me, it's never happened to me, therefore, poopy fingering someone is the shit. While in Muncie right now, it is hard for me to poopy finger people in Warsaw, but perhaps one of you dedicated fucks could poopy finger Joe Phelps for me. You can tell him I did it, I don't care. I'd tear his shit up anyways.

10-17-2002, 07:05 PM	#4 (permalink)
StDx Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: right behind you Posts: 931 Internets: 306	consider it done, friend.

10-17-2002, 09:43 PM	#6 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	I bet StDx has poopy fingers...from all the times he's stuck his fingers up his ass.

10-17-2002, 11:43 PM	#7 (permalink)
Vitruvio Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 51 Internets: 10	BDH, you talk a lot of shit...but don't seem to be much of anything yourself. Now that we got that out of the way, let's talk about what really is something. It is something that I can honestly say that, if you made a family tree dating back 3 generations, I can say that I've been balls deep in every female listed. It is something that your name is "Big Donged Hoe" because you like it when big dongs cultivate your ass (much like a hoe cultivates a garden). It is something that you're a little bitch who spits shit out about others while being guilty of 99% of the insults that you throw around. What I'm saying is that you need to take a little time to concentrate harder on shutting the fuck up...that's all. So if you'd go ahead and do that, it'd be great, thanks.

10-17-2002, 11:56 PM	#8 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	Vitruvio, Congratulations you officially just won the most homosexual and completely moronic name on the board. What have you won?? Absolutely nothing, need I bring up that this is my 57th (yes 57th) post that I have made compared to your 1st?? You must realize what you are saying before you say it. Guilty of what I have "throw around"? The only thing I remember being guilty of throwing around is your mother when I was boning the shit out of her and beating her with my fat dong. I liked to hold her head down and smack her in the face with my cock while yelling things like "Does that hurt bitch!" Your mother is one of the dirtiest whores around but that's for another post at another time. What i'm getting at is do you really think you can come in on your first post and totally shit talk me away? Telling me to "concentrate on shuttin the fuck up." Shit vitruvio gimme a fucking break do you actually think I would do such a thing with of all people a newbie like you telling me too?? " It is something that your name is "Big Donged Hoe" because you like it when big dongs cultivate your ass. " why don't you read your sentence there for a second because the amount of sense it makes is about zero. "It is something" what the hell kind of sentence fragment are you throwing out here? Were you so nervous while typing that I would comeback and literally rip you apart with my next post that you had to think of something you thought would be intelligent? How incredibly bad the word usage there is ineffable (10 dollars says you don't know wht the fuck that means). Seriously vitruvio why don't you fall back in the minor ranks and think about shit talking with someone like StDx. Both of you seem to like to turn your homosexual fantasies and use those as plots and ploys against other people. So vitruvio if you would just take a note from StDx and remain siletn on the board until you come up with a post that has purpose (never) "So if you'd go ahead and do that, it'd be great, thanks." what a dumb cunt......

10-18-2002, 01:52 AM	#10 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	Thanks to 2 dickless cockguzzlers, BDH and (some homo name), this is FINALLY a shit talking room. Thanks boys, keep up the good fucking work.

10-18-2002, 06:39 PM	#11 (permalink)
Vitruvio Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 51 Internets: 10	Damn, even the resident mexican doesn't like my name... I'll go ahead and assume that you don't know where it even comes from. It refers to Da Vinci's Vitruvian Man...the model for equilateral proportions of a perfect human figure. *To BDH (who won't have a clue what I just typed)...that would be the little drawing that you see in some science books. He's the guy standing straight with his arms straight out (with a perfect square around him) and then, superimposed on that drawing, the same man standing with his legs spread and his arms each in the air at a 45 degree angle (with a perfect circle around him). Or...you can just look here. Considering my lack of flaws (compared to the fucks that have tried to bash me), it's only fitting that my name should be derived from the origin of perfection. I guess the main gist of this post was to, yet again, let you know that I don't care what you think of my name. Because it's over your head, you hate it...that's perfectly understandable. I'd even go far enough as to say that it's human nature. Anyway...good luck trying to come up with something totally new and original to insult me about. [This message has been edited by Vitruvio (edited October 18, 2002).]

10-19-2002, 11:37 AM	#12 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	Vitruvio- Holy christ man, at first I just thought your NAME was gay. Now, after all your talking about the perfection of man... we all KNOW you take it up the ass. As a side note, do you guys think da vinci was gay?

10-20-2002, 01:54 PM	#14 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	-Vitruvio- I dont know what's your problem man. First of all, dont try and tell me how to talk shit. You're little "subliminology" technique is simply saying "i know you are but what am i." Which is something I used in like 5th grade. Its not a bash at all if you change around the punctuation of my writing. I think subliminology was meant to induce thought of what others would envision being portrayed after reading a line of another's work. For example, if I were to say, "Fuck you Vitruvio.", You would read that and because you have deeply repressed homosexual tendencies, you -being a man-loving, Da Vinci blowing, son of a motherfucking whore- would read it as. "I want to fuck you Vitruvio." And then I'd have to explain, once again, that I am not gay just because YOU're a complete flaming homo. Alright, now that we're all cleared up about that, I wanna focus on this quote from you... "Maybe he'll paint the Mona Lisa on your junk if you ask him nicely." Dude, Da Vinci is fucking dead. I dont know why the hell you're so obsessed with that cousin-fucking cock-guzzler. And if I WAS gay, as you keep hoping that I am, why the hell would I want to have a picture of a woman drawn on my enormous love-sausage? Last I heard homo's dont like to have women anywhere near that. But you knew that already, didnt you Boy George?

10-20-2002, 08:33 PM	#15 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	The fact that Vitruvio went into great detail about the context of his name further proves his true homosexuality. I have nothing more to say to this man because I normally call people homosexuals knowing that they truly aren't. Vitruvio however I really think is homosexual, like i'm not kidding at all guys. No one reply to him anymore cause we don't need these folk on the board. Vitruvio is a sick fuck and there's no need for ass lovin men like him. So take your "perfect naked man" picture and keep releasing the hostages to it, just don't include me...

10-21-2002, 12:49 AM	#18 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	Yes folks i know that said not to reply to Vitruvio anymore because of his problems I chose to anyways. First of all Vitruvio if you notice no one takes the time to go so in depth about posts because really they don't quite give enough of a shit too. Your shit talking tactics are absolutely terrible. You try to analyze every post then come up with what you may think is a brilliant idea in return but in reality you make yourself only more homosexual. How about I pretend to be Vitruvio real quick right here: "You are a brainless cunt. You bring up things that are true...and then try to draw a "if this, then that" relationship between them. Something you would say: "If your name has a 'U' in it, you have a pet dog, and you like the color blue, YOU'RE GAY! HAHAHA!!!" It's not a good way to make someone look bad..." Vitruvio just look at this text right here. You know what this isn't even a shit talk right here, this should fit more into the section of "rants" or "jibberish" because this really makes about as much sense as fivehead's massive forehead. In other words it makes absolutely zero sense. What i'm saying is your trying way to hard to cover things up about how your name is based off a naked man. I gurantee that nobody elses name on this board is based off a naked man with his bare dong hanging out and his legs spread, GURANFUCKINGTEE it. So as I said earlier: Take the picture of your "perfect naked symmetrical man" and release your hostages to it. (for those of you who do not understand blow your sploog to it.) The point of the releasing the hostages comment was not to rip off of Orgazmo's genious but rather to make a point that your name which you hide behind is is based off of a butt ass naked man. Never will anyone believe a word you say till you change your name to something that doesn't have to do with man's naked genitals.

10-21-2002, 01:36 AM	#19 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	Vitruvio This will be my last reply to you. Firstly because I dont want to be the cause of another novel of the analysis of my writing, and secondly because you cant shit-talk worth....well...shit. Its amusing to know that you cant say much of anything else but accuse me of being gay and then turn around and make fun of my ethnicity. Glad to know you're being original. But really... come on... Just because your mom likes it up the ass doesnt mean your dad's gay. Maybe he should sit down and explain to you that in her wilder college days she was a complete cock-guzzling whorebag. Because of this constant strain to her inner thighs, and of course because your head was rammed up your ass during your birth, her "womanhood" became very flacid and loose. Your father then had no other choice but to ram it up her ass because regular sex was like fucking a glass of water.

10-21-2002, 11:45 AM	#20 (permalink)
JohnnyRichter Guest Posts: n/a	Vitruvio - I would just like to point out the fact that I do not care about you at all, like you are shit to me. Obviously you are a very insecure person because you feel the need to go on and on about something that is irrelevent. Like my small little typo in the previous post. If you have never made a typo, then you may comment on it, if you have (and I know you have) then you are nothing but a stupid cocksucking hypocrite. Now moving on...the word gay, nowadays, can be interchanged with such words as lame, stupid, cockfucking dick rider..understand? Ok, then you decided to comment about the dollar signs. I must say this brought a whole new meaning to the word DESPERATE. You are a cocksucking pathetic dick eating whore. Just like your mother. So let me get this straight, anyone who writes a dollar sign wants to be black? All I have to do is write dollar signs by my name and I'm a wigger? Where is your logic? George Washington is on the $1 bill, so does that mean that he is a wigger? I tell you what, I'm going to give you the same advice that I gave St. Anky, grab the nearest shotgun and blow your fucking face off. It's too bad that your mother wasn't stabbed in the stomach while she was pregnant. $$$$$$$$$$$$$JohnnyRichter$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ [This message has been edited by JohnnyRichter (edited October 21, 2002).]
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10-21-2002, 01:06 PM	#21 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Johnny- I know this is not my arguement here. But if his mother was stabbed in the stomach while she was pregnant with him, wouldn't he be dead rather than alive and kicking while bashing you? I dunno.... [This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited October 21, 2002).]

10-21-2002, 05:38 PM	#22 (permalink)
JohnnyRichter Guest Posts: n/a	Ugly...what the fuck are you talking about? please, re-read and try explaining to me what the hell you are talking about
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10-21-2002, 05:39 PM	#23 (permalink)
JohnnyRichter Guest Posts: n/a	Oh one more thing, Vitruvio, you're a pussy. fuck you.
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10-22-2002, 12:29 AM	#24 (permalink)
Lethal Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Warsaw Posts: 491 Internets: 10	Johnny It is quite clear that what Ugly was saying is that you and your two ass licking buddies get reamed every day by vitruvio. If you couldn't understand this you should obviously pay more attention while counting cookies in the resource room.

10-22-2002, 12:35 AM	#25 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Lethal-Thanks for helpin me out there. You're alright Johnny-Thanks for editing your message after I bashed it to make me look like an idiot. Nice form