OST: Vitruvio vs. Arsenic

[Niger Angelus]

I have to give this to my old pal Vitruvio

5-0 in his favor.

28-2

[This message has been edited by Niger Angelus (edited March 31, 2003).]

[Ugly Bastard]

Round 2 Voting Has Ended

Vitruvio Wins. He is now up 2-0.

Vitruvio, lead off Round 3 for us.

-Ugly Bastard

[Arsenic]

Ugly Bastard you have a strange way of deciding how many points to give to people.


You gave Mighty Python 1 point for just saying poop on you, but decided to give me 0 for both of my bashes.

This seems really strange to me. Maybe you can explain this.

[Ugly Bastard]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Arsenic:
Ugly Bastard you have a strange way of deciding how many points to give to people.


You gave Mighty Python 1 point for just saying poop on you, but decided to give me 0 for both of my bashes.

This seems really strange to me. Maybe you can explain this.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Maybe you can explain why your bashes blow ass.

Maybe you can explain why you've lost both Rounds very badly.

Maybe you can explain why you have 50 posts, and think you have the zeal to talk shit to someone with 1600 posts.

Maybe you can explain why you prefer males over females.

Maybe you can explain why several people, other than just me have voted 5-0 against you in this OST.

Maybe you can explain why you have no friends.

Maybe you can explain why your Dad likes sticking his dick in your ass.

But instead of worrying about explaining those things, why don't you just worry about trying to make a half-way decent bash next round so you don't keep embarrassing yourself.

-Ugly Bastard


[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited April 01, 2003).]

[Arsenic]

Ok, I will just start saying poop on you Vitruvio.

Since you think that is a half-way decent bash.

[victim]

Actually... Vitruvio should start.

[Arsenic]

Ya I know. Dose anyone know how long he has till he has to post a bash?

[Ugly Bastard]

He has until Wednesday Night at 11:59 PM.

There ya go.

-Ugly Bastard

[Vitruvio]

Arsenic.

What is your purpose? I honestly can't figure out what you're trying to accomplish via your incessant rambling. Are you trying to hide your real identity by looking like a complete dipshit on the board? Right now, I picture the person behind Arsenic as a little whiny cunt who gets all pissed off when life doesn't go his way. If your purpose truly is to throw others off...you've done one hell of a job. At least I hope you've done a hell of a job. If not...then you really are a pathetic excuse for a being.

Instead of being a parasite, why don't you show some appreciation to those who take the time to read your tearful rantings. Here, this should raise your respect level a few notches. You're welcome.

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1.) Highlight the text above, right click, and select "copy."
2.) Click on the profile icon (found in the top right corner of the main page) and enter your information area.
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5.) Click "apply" and continue to post in the fashion that you seem to have accepted as the best way to go about things.
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Arsenic, you're on a board full of big boys. Your wet cheeks won't get you too far here. Things haven't gone how you would like.



Dry your eyes and let it go. While you're at it, accept the fact that you have been completely torn apart for three straight bashings. I suggest a reevaluation of your skills...and then a challenge of a Nubblite with lesser wordsmithery. Perhaps you should wait for one Stu Pidassle to make a triumphant return...



[This message has been edited by Vitruvio (edited April 01, 2003).]

[Ugly Bastard]

With that reply, Arsenic has until this Thursday Night at 11:59 PM to reply with his Round 3 bash.

Arsenic, these emboldened letters are for you: YOU'RE NEXT FUCKING POST IN THIS THREAD COUNTS AS YOUR BASH FOR ROUND 3, SO DON'T FUCK UP.

Have a nice day everyone.

-Ugly Bastard

[Arsenic]

I don't know if you just can't fucking count or if you are just a complete dumbass. But there have only been fucking 2 rounds dumbass. Once I have finished this bash, and if I loose, then you can go ahead and say that. So you need to stop getting this OST and how many times your dad has stick his dick up you ass confused. Got it

First off, I don't know if you really picture me as a cunt, or if you just had your fingers in you pussy and got confused, again. But I picture you as some fat ass dipshit that masterbates to those pictures of the babies you have. I meen really, do you like having those pictures to look at every night while you are in bed?

Now I agree with 50 cent on the round 2 voting. I was going to let you post a acctual bash and be nice, but oh well it backfired on me. Again, I don't know how you count that has you "tearing" me apart.

I suggest to you to tell your dad to take his dick out of your ass and stop masterbating to babies and find a fucking life.

You might be taking this OST seriously, but as St.Anky stated before, this is simply for the amusement of all the other members.

So again, get off the fucking computer, go tan your white ass, and hey maybe even loose some fat off your white ass. Who knows, you might find a boyfriend and get a life.

Lastly, this is simply to help you.

You might want to change your pirate/ninja back to the Gay flag. It might help you think a little better and do somthing other than sitting in front of the computer all day downloading gay porn. You won't have to worry about hiding all your relationships with all of those other guys.

[Arsenic]

Owned

[Ugly Bastard]

Arsenic, much better, but a few tips:

A.) Site your quotes so we know what you are bashing. The things you said in your first paragraph left me clueless.

B.) Too many "Dad's dick in your ass" referrals.

C.) Saying that you don't take this OST seriously was a poor decision to make. Following Anky's precident was a poor thing to do.

In all, you're showing potential.

Vitruvio's bash was better, but you were just a few quotes and one-liners away from winning this one in my eyes, Arsenic.

Good work to both of you, finally a round worth enjoying.

Vitruvio-3
Arsenic-2

-Ugly Bastard

[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited April 01, 2003).]

Arsenic, could you please refrain from agreeing with me? Or else I'll kill you.

Not really, that's just a fucking joke.

Anyways, I agree with UB here, over all it was a step up from your previous "bashes".

But, Vitruvio's bash was one of the funniest fucking bashes I've read. So....

Vitruvio - 4
Arsenic - 1

Total:

Vitruvio - 7
Arsenic - 3


[This message has been edited by 50 Cent (edited April 04, 2003).]

[Ugly Bastard]

Voting For Round 3 Has Ended

Vitruvio Wins

Nice work jackass.

Thanks for playing Arsenic.

-Ugly Bastard

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