Girls, the bane of my existence, yet...

[Niger Angelus]

Girls more and more everyday seem to look for new ways to piss me off, or try to confuse me. For example, I take a friend to school each day, she is the only one. Ok. Well another friend of mine asked if I would take her, I said sure. Well I pick up one, then the other. Everything is fine until after lunch, the girl I pick up on a regular basis goes off on me because she didnt get to sit in the front seat. ?? EH??...how was I supposed to know that. Why do they expect me to be able to read minds. Well I cant, and I dont want to. Moreover; I try to talk to her afterschool to get it all fixed, I am thinking this will be easy, well, NO! She really goes off this time telling me I am not a good friend and i dont care and all of this. And then she said the only reason I wanted the other girl in the front seat was to get some. Well here is some FYI, I and the girl I picked up today live 4 min from the school, that is not enough time. So then I ask her if she is jealous or something, then she says I am on some power trip. Why do I put up with this. The only answer I can conjure up is the thing dangling in between my legs. That is it. Girls, well all they are usefull for is sex, and that is it. Screw them all.

[Ugly Bastard]

Niger-

I feel your pain, as I'm sure we all do.

-Ugly Bastard

This rant has great potential to spawn a much deeper conversation than perhaps you hoped to create. I could easily post here and pose the thought that girls think way too much about dumb shit, and I'm sure that many folks would reply with evidence to support the claim. They seem to act without reason. Instead of trying to be efficient in their way of life, women go about things all the wrong way, over-analyzing all the way. Why do they find it necessary to break each aspect of life down to a small fragment, inspect that fragment, and then, of course, think that the fragment has a bad meaning towards them. I mean...a girl doesn't get to sit in the front fucking seat, so she takes that to mean that you are trying to use another girl to get some. What in the holy fuck of a cat. I really do not know how they have survived as long as they have. You always hear about survival of the fittest...and only the strong survive...all that shit. Why are women still around? I can see no reason to keep women when simple adaptations could, over thousands of years, grow a vagina on the inner leg of a guy. That way we could asexually reproduce and spare ourselves from the overall stupidity of women.

Before I submit this, I'll go ahead and apply a bit of a disclaimer to the bottom. Not EVERY woman is a dumb as hell piece of shit. While I would go as far to say that 99% have at least at times done shit that is so stupid that the average guy would not even consider it as a normal behavior, there are the few who aren't complete morons. Of course, with that in mind, not every Arab is a terrorist, yet I have no qualms of orchestrating a mass genocide...

[buckeye]

speaking of girls reacting to things. how bout people stop telling girls they are included in a poll on nubblies.com, one girl found out and got very angry at someone. I imagine this wasnt a whole hearted opinion seeing how its nubblies, and people just post things to add to the conversation, but nonetheless dont tell any more girls if they are being talked about.

Yeah, I agree, things like that must not be let out. Idiots, whomever told someone about it I hope you die mother fucker.

[Baby_boy]

Yeah, i'm not exactly sure who let them on to the poll but i had to hear about it today too! not a pleasant experience

Girls were bound to get on Nubblies sooner or later...especially with the "Hottest Girls @ WCHS" thread...the poll was just the icing on the cake. If you recall, we even had a thread about what would happen...and what we said is EXACTLY what did happen: They'd take everything 100% personally and bitch out the people that said the things (if they found out) in real life. Kind of impressive that we predicted that so damn accurately...

[killerboarder]

Just to add to the rant, remember in old folklore that women were the ones who defied Zues and opened pandora's box.

Those bitches...it's all their fault.

In the bible...that one guy who was really strong as long as he didn't cut his hair...know who I'm talking about? Wasn't it a woman who ended up either conveincing him to cut his hair, or actually cutting his hair while he slept causing him to loose all strength?

I think this is in the bible, if not, correct me.

[This message has been edited by JohnnyRichter (edited November 13, 2002).]

[Niger Angelus]

Wow! I am very happy as to how this topic grew into something the goes to show the lack of need for women, along with the reason we have not had a female president. At this very moment, the same girl that went off on me the other day, is at it again. This time she is telling me how I am a waste because I drink on the weekends. And this just in, I asked her what she thought about how it is being a friend of mine, she said it was hell, a week ago she was all giddy and happy when I would see her. '??' I just dont get it.

I also dont understand why girls have a running competition amongst eachother, where they critique eachother all the time behinds backs, then they go shopping together to get an outfit, that the other on Monday will say looks horrible on her. I think the way women have survived is all deception and lies. Along with the ever-present sex for anything thing they want trick. They do control us, through our loins. That is it, and sadly, it will continue to be that way too. Until we kill most of them and en-slave them.

'I know a lot of this doesnt make sense, but it is a rant, I typed as it came, I just had to release this crap'

[killerboarder]

The only advice I can give you is: Fuck her. If all she wants to do is bitch, bitch, bitch thats the sigh for you to quit. Seriously a relationship with her isn't worth taking heat every damn day.

I'm sure it's not just her though. The behavior that Mr. Angelus is describing does not make me think "hmm, that's odd, because 99% of the females I know would never do anything along those lines...ever." In fact, it makes me think something closer to "yeah, that's probably what most of them would do," which is more than a little bit sad.

I really appreciated that comment that women have used trickery and deceit to defy evolution...that's pure humor, and probably more true than either you or I would like to think.

[Niger Angelus]

Yeah, the guys name was Samson, and the woman was Deliala.

That is think too is humorous, and true, Sad but true.

[Combat Chuck]

You know, there's also the opposite thing from girls bitching about everything, and that side is, sometimes they don't tell you anything when they have a problem.

Now, usually I'm ALL for that, but when it ruins a relationship, IT FUCKING SUCKS. Girls are the most confusing species on the planet, because they are so confused themselves.

[buckeye]

what i would do if i was you is make your friend ride in the back seat again, and then pick up this new girl again. Make prior arrangements with her so that she gives you road head on the way to school.

If you cant restore things back to normal with the friend. The previous course of action would work best to get the girl to shut the hell up, and never speak to you again. Use only if her bitching gets to the point that you are tempted to stick her head under a car tire.

[Trout Sniffer]

I think most girls are quit moronic and really have no reason in talking. There mouths are good, pretty much for one thing, and that would be sucking dick. Honestly, who wants to listen to a girl talk, unless she is in that 1% that isn't dumb. I suppose, if she's in that elite 1%, then she can talk freely. When I say freely, I mean that she can talk, until she says something that puts her back into the 99% of all girls. Girls do blow up everything, no matter how small and minute it may be. And yes, they do analyze everything, and find something "bad" in everything anybody says. You can't say something to a girl without them thinking something in it is bad. Again, I am speaking of the 99% of girls that are like this. The 1% that aren't complete morons should not be offended by this.

[Niger Angelus]

I know there is that minority out there that actually are decent and truthful, but that is not the major thing I am asking, or dealing toward. Well, that is what I think right now, but the question I want to know is what is it that makes them so totally different from us, why do they think ion the whole other side of the spectrum. We seem to be so close at times, but then when one thinks about it the difference is minute, and phemoninal. I think I just went on to royally confuse myself.

To Trout: The funny thing about you talking about 99% of the girls and telling that 1% not to be offended is that 99% of the girls who read that will assume they fall into the 1%...

[Demon]

girls blame it on their periods...are they always on their periods?

[buckeye]

nice timing on the post its only 2 weeks late.