Dumbasses

[victim]

Yes, good idea, let's start with the dumbass who brought this thread back to prominance after nearly a month, and didn't even say something good. I'll give you 20 bucks to blow your own head off, but I'm going to have to rob your corpse afterwards.

[g-thug-mofo]

Sorry, man!!!Just chill da' fuck out! Yeah, so the fuck what if I am infact a "Newbie", I was invited, so I excepted...And sorry if I fuck up occasionally on your precious cite. $20 to blow my head off huh, see if you can even leave after placing the money in my hand!

g-thug-mofo

Let's go ahead and revive the Dumbass of the Day thread. Today's Dumbass...

Tittybars

This dumbass comes straight out of June 2002. Within my summer school class (which was shared with Trout Sniffer and perhaps some others), there existed a dumbass that we'll call Tittybars. Tittybars was a hillbilly type of guy that seemed to exist for one purpose: to be a dumbass. You see, Tittybars lied to make friends. He exaggerated to the point of absurdity, doing anything in his power to gain attention to himself. Along with this, he was a dumbass.

One day, as Señor Groff stood in the front of the room, a question was proposed to the class as a whole. "Can anyone think of types of discrimination that are around in present day?" he questioned aloud. Somebody raised a hand and proposed that the unfair stereotyping of teenagers was a fair example. All agreed. Another, with hands a'blazin, suggested that racism was still about in these parts. Again, many agreed to a certain point. It was at this point in time that Tittybars raised his hand. With the class running short and time going on empty, Groff called on him. It was at this time that Tittybars proclaimed a'loud, "Well...uhh, ya know how they have those clubs? Well, I'm not 18 and stuff...so, uhh...I can't get into dem tittybars." Many looked back at the moron wondering whether he was being serious or not but, alas, he was. Not a smile was cracked. Not a chuckle was given. Tittybars meant business.

This single example would probably be enough to land him in this category at the point in time at which it occurred...but, for me to grace the Dumbass of the Day with the name of Tittybars 6 months after his showings, he clearly did not stop his dumbassedness after one incident. Just days after the original sighting, Tittybars struck again. Whilst discussing the economics of vehicle purchasing, Groff suggested that the amount of gas that an automobile consumes should be taken seriously whilst making a decision. To prove his point, he figured out how much a fantasy car with a random amount of miles/yr would cost whilst paying an average amount for gas. After this was finished, Groff questioned the class to see how much they drove each year in an attempt to figure out how much a single student potentially spent each year in gas. One student claimed that they drove 3,000 miles in the past year. Another say 2,500. Tittybars, with unrivaled excitement, offered his yearly totals. "One-Hundred Thousdand Miles," he proclaimed proudly. "Umm...hmmm...are you sure that you counted that right?" Mr. Groff queried. "Yes, I honestly drove One-Hundred Thousand miles last year...I keep track," Tittybars hurredly replied. Groff went on to explain that he lives in Huntington and drives to Warsaw each day for work. Along with this, he makes a yearly trip to northern Canada where he and his son(s) go fishing. Even with all of this, he drives just under 50,000 miles per year. Although this clearly showed that Tittybars was a liar, he stuck with his story...even telling others during the break that he was serious (loudly, of course, so all around could hear). He's a dumbass...a dumbass of the day.

Now, I've posted a dumbass of the day. This thread could be pimp shit (again) if, when you notice a COMPLETE moron in action, you report him/her in great detail. Do what you can.

[This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited January 22, 2003).]

[buckeye]

I had almost forgotten about this thread until Orgazmo kindly revived it for all of Nubblies to post under.

Today in my U.S. Goverment class, as many of you well know, Mrs. Stifler went through the class list in order to correctly pronounce, and call a student by the name that they wished to be called. As Mrs. Stifler went around the room she finally came to our dumbass of the day. She read his name, and then asked if "richard" was the name he wanted to go by or, "would you rather prefer to be called dick" Now of course he failed to realize that "dick", back in the day was a shortened name for richard. So the dumbass quickly raised his hand and replied with the following "Mrs. Stifler I am not a dick." Instantly the class busted out laughing knowing what a dumbass this kid truly was, he however though the class was laughing at his comment and thought he was hot shit the whole time, which just added to the humor of the situation.

[Trout Sniffer]

Orgazmo, I do remember "Titty Bars." This kid was possibly the biggest moron that I have ever met. 100,000 miles in one year?!? Haha, what a joke!

His Titty Bars comment was because he was pissed that he was 18 but couldn't get in because of the alcohol that they served. However, girls were allowed to get a job and dance there with only 18 years since their birth.

Titty Bars, in my opinion, deserves the dumbass of the year, and we only spent 17 days in that class with him. How a person could be so dumb and ignorant is beyond me.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>--Originally Posted By Ugly Bastard--Fire Demon is this young man's name. I am assuming that nobody who reads this message does not like Joe, as nobody in the world likes him.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


I, too, hate this mother fucker. He really believes that I like him though. When in all reality there is no one else I would rather see in hell (watching down from heaven of course). I, (just like everyone else at WCHS), just switched classes the other day. One of my new classes was Enviromental Science, a shit class basically. I had asked around, and heard of no one joining me in that class, so I was somewhat pissed. I walk into the class to see (and smell) a bunch of fucking hillbillies and mexicans. I was like, great, a class of fuckers. Then I look to the first row and I see the bastard of all bastards, fire demon. What a son of a bitch. He's sitting by himself in the front row, I, of course, ignore him and move two rows behind him and sit by myself, for some damn reason he feels like I want him to sit by me, so he picks up his shit, and moves his piece of shit self to the seat next to me. Also, take note that this is a science class, meaning the desks are those 2 person ones. Yeah, life sucks.

Fourtunatly, he's only in there for one nine weeks, or I would have killed myself and/or him.

[i]I think we all know who I am referring to when I say, "fire demon." (hint: his hair is the same color as fire, and it's not Mr. Bastard)
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- 50 Cent
"Nasty like a slut skank bitch with thirty fuckin husbands"

[This message has been edited by 50 Cent (edited January 22, 2003).]

[Ugly Bastard]

I think you're refering to a certain Josephino Felpissimo, but I might be wrong 50 Cent, I might be wrong....

-Ugly Bastard


[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited January 22, 2003).]

[goatfucker]

holy shit. talk about the demon fag from hell.
this fucker thinks i like him too, he's such a flaming faggot. he needs to go back to where he came from.

[Rufus]

i had an encounter with a dumbass last thursday. I never actually saw him but i wish i did. I was at the library studying for a chem exam with UB's sister and then after studing for like 2 hours i was walking back out to my truck and i saw that my front bumper was all smashed up. I remember seeing my bumper before i left work that night and it was fine, so some fuckin dumbass must have been trying to park and hit my bumper. It would have been nice if the refuck went inside and made an announcement. I didn't see any security cameras so i was even more pissed off. I wish i new who the fucker is so i could beat his ass. It is going to cost me 200 bucks just to buy a new bumper.

[Ugly Bastard]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Rufus:
I was studying with UB's sister.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That better be all you were doing, or death will soon await you

-Ugly Bastard

[Saint DH]

I would like to nominate myself as the Dumbass of the Day. Today I walked into the wrong classroom, and took a seat. I sat there for awhile waiting for class to start. I couldn't help but notice that many of the other students around me looked to be a couple years older than I, and I began to wonder if something was wrong. I then noticed the overhead projection, it said "Principles of Macroeconomics". The thought, "what the fuck" then entered my mind, because I was taking mircoeconomics. I figured it was simply left up there from a previous class. Turns out I fucked up. So I had to get up while the Prof. was talking and leave.

Once I left I carefully looked over my schedule, turns out I have microeconomics in that very same room...just on Tuesday and Thursday, not Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. I was supposed to have business information systems today, that classroom is located directly adjacent to the one I went in, so it was kind of confusing. But I am still a dumbass.

[ January 12, 2004, 03:27 PM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

[Ugly Bastard]

Holy fuck I love this thread. Dirty, you're no dumbass...shit happens, at least you did your best not to make a big scene like one of the dumbasses did today in my class.

My dumbass of the day goes to tonguegina. I about shit a log when I was reading one of his posts today that repeatedly referred to Indianapolis Colts quarterback as "Payton Manning". Tonguegina, I realize you're not the best with spelling and the such, but being the die-hard Colts fan you are, it just cracked me up that you weren't able to spell your MVP quarterback's name right. It's alright...we all have our moments in the sun. I'm sure you'll be quick to point out a flaw of mine now, go ahead.

-Ugly Bastard

[ January 13, 2004, 12:16 AM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

[silver and cold]

I would like to nominate a kid....
You see, I was happily sketching the hallway for my Drawing 1 class, when this kid I don't even know decides to step on my hand. Not only did he fuck up my drawing, but also squeeze the life out of my hand!(I'd like to add he was a very large kid of the horizontal measure) So, me being the kind person I am, respond to the pain in my hand with a "FUCK!", and therefore got in trouble for cursing in the hall. Not to mention my nice little detention tomorrow...

I would very much like to nominate him, not for getting me in trouble, nor hurting my hand, but for fucking up my drawing!

[ninjaface]

I know of a dumbass.. one who isn't content with being just a dumbass. I spoke of this person a while ago. This is none other than Randy, one of my 3 roommates. It has been well established that he is a dumbass. But there has been a recent development (his pestiferous odor) that got me thinking. I've noticed that he is monopolizing all the negative traits a person can have.

Randy is:

·stupid
·fat--really fat (340 lbs)
·greedy
·oblivious
·inconsiderate
·smelly

Smelly. Stinky. This kid is a walking biohazard. I would best describe his stench as a tall glass of ball sweat with dandruff and white castle farts mixed together. The worst part of this is that I have to share a room with this ass-bag of a human being. I plan on buying plug-in air fresheners and placing them all on his side of the room. He tries to fix the problem with cologne; 9 sprays of it to be exact.

The only things he has left to do is go gay or worship satan. He's been fucking some mutant chick, so it could really go either way.

[Pliedes]

That would really suck to be that kid.

[ninjaface]

Well, I have an update for the aforementioned dumbass. I found out that he has run out of money. He has racked up approximately $800 for two months of rent, and when you tack on the late fees, he owes upwards of $1000. He recieved a student loan check, which he had to immediately hand over for rent. He has a job, but doesn't work nearly enough to make rent. He will be forced to move out sometime in the next 2 months. I hope it is sooner.

Heres the part where I laugh like a madman. I love this shit. I am quite happy about the whole situation. Its really a nice end to the story. It shows that dumbasses eventually suffer the consequences of their actions.

[silver and cold]

Theres this chick I work with. We can call her Blonde Moment. This girl should not be aloud to work! She's too stupid, and she's bitchy!

I was fine with her stupidity till a week or so ago...
She's running the drive-up, and shes not doing anything really, she made me drop her fries, get her food, and hand it out. That wouldn't have been too bad, if I hadn't had to do register, and get my own food and all that. And when the manager asked why the hell we were so slow, she blamed me!?

Again tonight she struck! She was doing fries, and one of the things went off. It says STICKS/POPPERS, and to my luck they are both down, and both look half done. So I ask her which one is done. And she looks at me and rolls her eyes and says, duh the poppers. So I kindly remark, well I didn't know. So she yells at me saying, well the button says poppers, dipshit.

(does she not know it also says sticks, or is she just really stupid?)

With a person who can't read, and cannot do jack shit, how the hell did she get a job?

[fancymeghan]

umm...do you know what kind of people are hired at places where you "drop fries" and take orders at a drive through...?

...and that is why she was hired.

the end.

[ February 01, 2004, 12:50 AM: Message edited by: fancymeghan ]

[Fruitacious B]

It's girls like that that end up growing up to be the bitchy cashiers and service desk bitches that pointlessly bitch at bag boys like myself for not doing their jobs. Welcome to the world of teenage employment Silver.

[silver and cold]

I've been there for a while thanks,
my main thing is, that bitch never learns, and if she wasnt bigger than me I would kick her ass.

But Im tiny....

[f3lix]

Originally posted by silver and cold:
With a person who can't read, and cannot do jack shit, how the hell did she get a job?

I'd say you can thank democrats.

[VOL]

I have 2 DOTD

Here are two idiots

[silver and cold]

Well, my self should be nominated as a dumbass...
Sunday morning, while I was at work, I was busy running around, and I go to make the coffee.
Well I put the coffee in the filter, put everything the way it goes, but I fucking forgot to put the coffee pot under it. Needless to say we had a nice big puddle on the counter.

[AcTivE]

kill yourself.