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Saint DH · 06-02-2003, 12:41 PM

Good morning, it's 10:30 A.M. on Monday, and I've been up for two hours. Why in the hell have I been up since 8:30 A.M. on a summer Monday? I'll fucking tell you why, my god damned mother fucking parents. My father and mother are up around 8:30 in the kitchen eating breakfast, as my father prepares to go to work. My bedroom is directly abovce the kitchen. They make a shitload of fucking noise down there. From talking very loudly, to closing cubboards and drawers unreasonably hard. All of these sounds travel directly to my bedroom where I am sleeply soundly, and wakes me up. This is nothing new either, it's been going on for at least 4 years now, and I'm at my breaking point. I feel like shit today, my allergies are horrible, and I'm tired on top of that. I am so incredibly pissed off that I seriously could beat the shit out of my mom, and it's her birthday today, too.

STOP BEING SO FUCKING LOUD AND LET ME SLEEP GODDAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Orgazmo · 06-02-2003, 12:50 PM

It's my mom's birthday too. It's also StDx's mom's birthday...and Cuntor Elite's too. That's 4 members who have mother's that have birthdays on the same day. What are the odds? Probably (1/1)*(1/365)*(1/365)*(1/365) = 1/48,627,125 not counting leap years, assuming these are the only 4 considered. Wow.

On a sidenote, I was awake @ 7 this morning. Cock.

BigDongedHoe · 06-02-2003, 02:11 PM

I woke up 10 min. ago

which would mean it was exactly 12:00 P.M.

good stuff

buckeye · 06-02-2003, 05:28 PM

i woke up at 5:45 this morning to head to swim practice. Following practice i took 4 CISCO tests that kept me occupied in the CISCO room till about 11:30. Following the test i went home and slept for 2 hours, and now i'm getting ready to go to practice again. Summer is about as easy as overthrowing the United States government with a water pistol and a bag of rubber bands.

michelle82 · 06-03-2003, 04:31 AM

at least you didn't have to do anything productive at 8:30, I had to go to work by 8 so i can make my damn car payment. car is awesome work is a whole lot of suck....

Niger Angelus · 06-03-2003, 08:10 PM

I wake up at 4 FUCKING 30 every morning to go to work, I dont want to hear your bitching, not a bit. And then I dont get home until 5 FUCKING 30 every evening. And why? So I can pay for my own things? Why would I want to do that? Because I guess I am an adult now.

Trout Sniffer · 06-04-2003, 01:49 AM

I woke up at 4:30 yesterday morning and 6:00 this morning because of ball state orientaion bullshit. Details will be in a different rant because I have many complaints about it.

Timmy Two Beers · 06-04-2003, 01:53 AM

That is prolly because you are going to Ball State. Poor choice Bowser.

StabMaster Arson · 06-04-2003, 05:04 AM

I was up at the crack of noon today... nothing pisses me off more than waking up naturally without an alarm.

06-02-2003, 02:11 PM	#3 (permalink)
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06-03-2003, 08:10 PM	#6 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I wake up at 4 FUCKING 30 every morning to go to work, I dont want to hear your bitching, not a bit. And then I dont get home until 5 FUCKING 30 every evening. And why? So I can pay for my own things? Why would I want to do that? Because I guess I am an adult now.
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06-04-2003, 01:49 AM	#7 (permalink)
Trout Sniffer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 1,003 Internets: 123	I woke up at 4:30 yesterday morning and 6:00 this morning because of ball state orientaion bullshit. Details will be in a different rant because I have many complaints about it.
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06-04-2003, 01:53 AM	#8 (permalink)
Timmy Two Beers Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Warsaw Posts: 126 Internets: 10	That is prolly because you are going to Ball State. Poor choice Bowser.
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06-04-2003, 05:04 AM	#9 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	I was up at the crack of noon today... nothing pisses me off more than waking up naturally without an alarm.
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06-02-2003, 12:41 PM	#1 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,150 Internets: 284753	Good morning, it's 10:30 A.M. on Monday, and I've been up for two hours. Why in the hell have I been up since 8:30 A.M. on a summer Monday? I'll fucking tell you why, my god damned mother fucking parents. My father and mother are up around 8:30 in the kitchen eating breakfast, as my father prepares to go to work. My bedroom is directly abovce the kitchen. They make a shitload of fucking noise down there. From talking very loudly, to closing cubboards and drawers unreasonably hard. All of these sounds travel directly to my bedroom where I am sleeply soundly, and wakes me up. This is nothing new either, it's been going on for at least 4 years now, and I'm at my breaking point. I feel like shit today, my allergies are horrible, and I'm tired on top of that. I am so incredibly pissed off that I seriously could beat the shit out of my mom, and it's her birthday today, too. STOP BEING SO FUCKING LOUD AND LET ME SLEEP GODDAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

06-02-2003, 12:50 PM	#2 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	It's my mom's birthday too. It's also StDx's mom's birthday...and Cuntor Elite's too. That's 4 members who have mother's that have birthdays on the same day. What are the odds? Probably (1/1)(1/365)(1/365)(1/365) = 1/48,627,125* not counting leap years, assuming these are the only 4 considered. Wow. On a sidenote, I was awake @ 7 this morning. Cock.

06-02-2003, 05:28 PM	#4 (permalink)
buckeye Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,100 Internets: 10	i woke up at 5:45 this morning to head to swim practice. Following practice i took 4 CISCO tests that kept me occupied in the CISCO room till about 11:30. Following the test i went home and slept for 2 hours, and now i'm getting ready to go to practice again. Summer is about as easy as overthrowing the United States government with a water pistol and a bag of rubber bands.

06-03-2003, 04:31 AM	#5 (permalink)
michelle82 Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Richmond Indiana Posts: 16 Internets: 10	at least you didn't have to do anything productive at 8:30, I had to go to work by 8 so i can make my damn car payment. car is awesome work is a whole lot of suck....