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Whore whore whore galore
yes your pussy, the one I tore dicklicky dicklicky faggoty snot dirty chicken peck at your stanky twat lemon shit bastards and whores what the fuck? your mother gave me head, in her head i am stuck |
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Shit the man who possesses the gland, for in his hand is the Gootch.
Shit the fellow whose head is mellow, for in his ass is a pootch. Shit the cat whose whiskers attacked, for in the cunt is a bear. Shit the Lemur whose tail goes "dick-purr," for in his mouth is a fucking Jew what the fuck. BRRRRRRAAAAAAARRRR! BRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAARRRR! ALERT! MAN YOUR BATTLESTATION! GRAB YOUR RIFLE! I FOUND ONE! HIDING IN THE MOUTH OF THE LEMUR, A WHOLE FAMILY! GET 'EM! |
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swank on my knob
bob to the rob slap nappy dittle bitch slappy twittle pig-fuck the horse where the little grass grows rotten cheese in her ass while she grabs for her toes and they lived happily ever the end |
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THE LEG IS GONE! THE LEG IS GONE! WHERE HAS IT GONE!?
The leg has left. The leg has left. It's traveled away with Ron. "Fuck Ron," screamed Pipo, "and fuck his sister, Baloo! Fuck balogna, fuck rice crispies, and fuck a fuckety foo!" "No no," replied the Lark, "you've got it all wrong. Fuck not me, fuck not him, fuck nobody, good sir, but you." Shit the ham. Eat the shit. Eat ham. |
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rotten tooth how a bitch you are
ass ginkle twinkle toes bacon-wrapped cockmites count the cunts on the cuckoo clock cuz the whore of a bitch slum differus toe-banging diddle fuck ass queen dendrolite screams to the sound of a beating dicklette |
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To slap a chicken is to slap a cheeseburgar,
But, to sex a squiggle, is to ass pump a chordate? If a chordate has a printer, can they print pussy? No, the pussy is packed in the back of the barn So where does the pussy eat the fairy slob? I could tell you where but your dingleberries tell that you lie To hell with you sex bastard, you love the cock of the Single Tit. [This message has been edited by JohnnyRichter (edited November 06, 2002).] |
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Depends on the velocity of the splooge rabbit. If the rabbit is jumping at the speed of eight cunts an hour, then you can imagine that he would fuck light in its puma. What the fuck is a puma, said the ethiopian. The ethiopian promptly died due to starvation. Silly fuckers, why don't they eat? Seriously, why don't they eat? This isn't jibberish, but if I was hungry, I'd eat. Fuck the squab into the jing jing jinga fing.
The little rabbits though. Why do they rabbitize each other. Okay. |
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Fuck a dog, that pisses on a log
Fuck a frog, that lives with a hog Fuck your sister, the bitch loves the mister Fuck your pisser, the shit cunt disser Fuck your cousin, the cake's in the oven Fuck your disaster, shit I'm the master Fuck you too, you filthy rotten jew. [This message has been edited by 50 Cent (edited November 19, 2002).] |
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That was fucking sweet.
Smack my chicken what a lutz Chicken suck dicky Cluck, clucketty Cluck eat the bitch in the left to center row slap her with a semen squabble douche faced turd giant fuck gnomes of the west in giggeldy shit |
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"I AM THE YETTI!" proclaimed the Snoozitch
"Fuck me nellie" answered the Who-Bitch In the land of Cockleberry Soup Douche, forest of fires Where the wee-people of jews masturbate in their pussy-stained canoes Come one, come all see the glistening snooch Why do you come here oh wise clititch? To fuck your brains out of course. |
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I was staring at the sky,
So fucked up and high, I took another hit, And said, "Damn thats some good shit." This wasn't any Warsaw shwag, That all u buy from those worthless fags. No i was floatin 9 miles above the rest. I was the only one to pass the test. For all the others took a hit and fell on their ass, While i stood smokin that crazy grass. Orginal(9 mile referes to Bob Marleys home town) |
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Stinky snatch, oh how you reek
Your balls amassed in goo, Crotch-stained pussy floss Careening upon a pubic-canoe Pussy stained papsmears Oh douche if you must! Now pull out your man-sausage It may have grown some crust. Fuck all the women who say they're not whores Fuck them in closets Hell, Fuck them outdoors! |
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A donkey schlong slapped John Wong.
A country cunt, it looked like a runt. I stumpled onto the conspiricy, eat the ear with me. Dick shit was the name, eating pussy, was the game. A duck came along and said, "Why hello, Fred!" Fred replied simply, "Eat a dick bitch!" The duck was furious and started to bitch. The duck said, "You cocksucker! I try to be nice and you are still a sockfucker!" At this point in time, a doctor came in and snorted three lines. "Ass dick shit fuck!" said the doctor. (It should be noted the doctor's name was doctor coctor). He was a giant man, with a big can. He shoved the duck and Fred into the can, and then he ran and ran and ran. He ran until he got to California, then he said, "Don't think I didn't warn yah!" With this said, he pissed in the can, it appeared to be red. "That's all for now, Jed. It's time for you to go to bed." With that said, Jed's grandpa proceeded to leave the bedroom and go get head. To Be Continued [This message has been edited by 50 Cent (edited December 02, 2002).] |
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