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THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-08-2005, 10:30 PM

Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Deutschland is happy and gay!
We're marching to a faster pace
Look out, here comes the master race!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Rhineland's a fine land once more!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-08-2005, 10:31 PM

things that are keeping me sane:
-OC night
-snow
-going home in a week
-yelling shit with my roommates
-changing away messages with my roommates
-having a (relatively) easy finals week next week
-making fun of donlan's alcoholism
-my mom's christmas cookies that she sent me
-knowing that i can go out tomorrow
......ya know, just trying to be grateful

"ya know what i don't understand--our brains have been gathering information since we were like, what, two? i don't think i can fit in anymore!"--schluge

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-08-2005, 10:32 PM

sis and i are going to the game....peace out kiddos

ProfessorNumber · 12-08-2005, 10:57 PM

"I used to jog, but the ice kept falling out."

-David Lee Roth

hellcat · 12-09-2005, 12:54 AM

Auto response from *****(4:41:03 PM): Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Niger Angelus · 12-09-2005, 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
I deleted it, but it was something to the effect of this.

"Female? In college? Odds are you've sold yourself out to be promiscuous because you got "inspired" by something on Sex and the City or your idiot friend. You make me sick. I hear rope is on sale at Wal*Mart."

No, it was the one like:
College giving girls an excuse to be sluts since 1776 or something.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-09-2005, 03:34 AM

I can only dream of someday being able to beat an abusive father with a toaster. I <3 Suicide Kings.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-09-2005, 03:34 AM

My love, it follows you to your grave...

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-09-2005, 03:35 AM

chillin yo......

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-09-2005, 03:35 AM

apple martini's and a mvoie

Mr. Blonde · 12-09-2005, 03:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork:
I can only dream of someday being able to beat an abusive father with a toaster. I <3 Suicide Kings.

I'm gonna have to claim that one, folks.

Mr. Blonde · 12-09-2005, 03:44 AM

in bed....watching the notebook lol

Niger Angelus · 12-09-2005, 04:11 AM

Fag. Just kidding, I enjoyed the movie, not gonna lie.

Mr. Blonde · 12-09-2005, 04:14 AM

It's not my away message.

fancymeghan · 12-09-2005, 02:27 PM

my friend had this...

"i love car accidents"
-no one.

"let's box for your allowance."
-dad.

PassingFad · 12-09-2005, 05:18 PM

Nobody nail me for plagiarism on these, because half of them are taken from other sources, but they're still funny.

"Domino's has Cheeseburger Pizza. This is for fat people who just can't decide."

"I am not, as you think, eating these chips because they are good, or because I can. I am eating them for all those who cannot.

Live On .... 1965-?"

Me: you think you wanna give me a pencil?
Tony: get your own jerk
Me: gonna buy some today
Tony: i need some too
Me: well steal one of boop's shitty yellow ones
Tony: thats mean
Tony: what if someone did that to you?
Tony: you would feel pretty crumby

"Get your dick outta your heart, motherfucker! You know what kids are listening to nowadays? Disco, motherfucker!" - John Oates

Repugnant Abomination · 12-09-2005, 09:14 PM

To me it's not so much the how...But the why. Why would a vagina bleed like that?

ProfessorNumber · 12-11-2005, 11:08 PM

"What?!? you paid $70 for those?

Shit, give me $20, and I'll cut some holes in your jeans, put some oil stains on them, and give you a kick in the nuts. That's a $50 savings."

12-12-2005, 12:00 AM

"stuyding for finals is almost as fun as getting a blumpkin"

"talk to MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"watching football while having a good cry"

Niger Angelus · 01-05-2006, 08:19 PM

I saw a woman with a sweathshirt that said 'Guess' on it. So I said, 'Thyroid problem?'

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-21-2006, 02:04 PM

Spooning with my ball-less dog.

Ugly Bastard · 01-21-2006, 02:11 PM

I'm all bloody inside!

12-08-2005, 10:30 PM	#26 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	Springtime for Hitler and Germany Deutschland is happy and gay! We're marching to a faster pace Look out, here comes the master race! Springtime for Hitler and Germany Rhineland's a fine land once more! Springtime for Hitler and Germany
	#YOLO

12-08-2005, 10:31 PM	#27 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	things that are keeping me sane: -OC night -snow -going home in a week -yelling shit with my roommates -changing away messages with my roommates -having a (relatively) easy finals week next week -making fun of donlan's alcoholism -my mom's christmas cookies that she sent me -knowing that i can go out tomorrow ......ya know, just trying to be grateful "ya know what i don't understand--our brains have been gathering information since we were like, what, two? i don't think i can fit in anymore!"--schluge
	#YOLO

12-08-2005, 10:32 PM	#28 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	sis and i are going to the game....peace out kiddos
	#YOLO

12-08-2005, 10:57 PM	#29 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,215 Internets: 3373	"I used to jog, but the ice kept falling out." -David Lee Roth
	Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.

12-09-2005, 12:54 AM	#30 (permalink)
hellcat Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 316 Internets: 10	Auto response from *****(4:41:03 PM): Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
	“This year will go down in history. For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration! Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future!” -- Adolf Hitler 1935

12-09-2005, 03:34 AM	#32 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	I can only dream of someday being able to beat an abusive father with a toaster. I <3 Suicide Kings.
	#YOLO

12-09-2005, 03:34 AM	#33 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	My love, it follows you to your grave...
	#YOLO

12-09-2005, 03:35 AM	#34 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	chillin yo......
	#YOLO

12-09-2005, 03:35 AM	#35 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	apple martini's and a mvoie
	#YOLO

12-09-2005, 03:44 AM	#37 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	in bed....watching the notebook lol
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-09-2005, 04:11 AM	#38 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Fag. Just kidding, I enjoyed the movie, not gonna lie.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

12-09-2005, 04:14 AM	#39 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	It's not my away message.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-09-2005, 02:27 PM	#40 (permalink)
fancymeghan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: indiana. Posts: 504 Internets: 306	my friend had this... "i love car accidents" -no one. "let's box for your allowance." -dad.

12-09-2005, 05:18 PM	#41 (permalink)
PassingFad Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Muncie Posts: 38 Internets: 10	Nobody nail me for plagiarism on these, because half of them are taken from other sources, but they're still funny. "Domino's has Cheeseburger Pizza. This is for fat people who just can't decide." "I am not, as you think, eating these chips because they are good, or because I can. I am eating them for all those who cannot. Live On .... 1965-?" Me: you think you wanna give me a pencil? Tony: get your own jerk Me: gonna buy some today Tony: i need some too Me: well steal one of boop's shitty yellow ones Tony: thats mean Tony: what if someone did that to you? Tony: you would feel pretty crumby "Get your dick outta your heart, motherfucker! You know what kids are listening to nowadays? Disco, motherfucker!" - John Oates
	Disco, motherfucker!

12-09-2005, 09:14 PM	#42 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	To me it's not so much the how...But the why. Why would a vagina bleed like that?

12-11-2005, 11:08 PM	#43 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,215 Internets: 3373	"What?!? you paid $70 for those? Shit, give me $20, and I'll cut some holes in your jeans, put some oil stains on them, and give you a kick in the nuts. That's a $50 savings."
	Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.

12-12-2005, 12:00 AM	#44 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	"stuyding for finals is almost as fun as getting a blumpkin" "talk to MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" "watching football while having a good cry"
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

01-05-2006, 08:19 PM	#45 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I saw a woman with a sweathshirt that said 'Guess' on it. So I said, 'Thyroid problem?'
	I enjoy knives and fire.

01-21-2006, 02:04 PM	#46 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	Spooning with my ball-less dog.
	#YOLO

01-21-2006, 02:11 PM	#47 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I'm all bloody inside!