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f3lix · 02-19-2004, 11:11 PM

Last night, there was a continued debate over what the tiebreaker is for high carding before a tourney. From the Party Poker website, is the following...

High-Card
To decide the first dealer in the flop tournaments each user is dealt a single card and the player with the highest card (based on the card and the suit order - of spades, hearts, diamonds & clubs) becomes the theoretical dealer.

Ugly Bastard · 02-23-2004, 05:10 AM

You are correct. Please relay this to our friend Jason the next time you see him, as he does not seem to believe me in this.

-Ugly Bastard

tonguegina · 02-23-2004, 06:03 PM

It actually happened to me last night. I got the ace of spades and the dude next to me got the ace of hearts. I won.

Ugly Bastard · 02-25-2004, 05:02 AM

Here's some proof just for record's sake.

Just sat down in a tourney, and these cards came up for the dealer button:

A second later, notice where the dealer button appears:

I posted this in hopes that my friend Jason will finally make a fucking account on here to tell me how I was right, and he was wrong, and that my cock is longer than his. That's all.

-Ugly Bastard

Orgazmo · 02-25-2004, 02:27 PM

I couldn't help but notice that your child was sitting to your left at that game...

Ugly Bastard · 02-25-2004, 02:50 PM

Yeah, I knocked him out early too en route to a disappointing 3rd place finish.

-Ugly Bastard

casonova77 · 02-27-2004, 01:29 AM

well my friend Cory, you were right, but my cock is WAY bigger than yours. So, stop trying to make yourself feel better!

Ugly Bastard · 02-27-2004, 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by casonova77:
well my friend Cory, you were right, but my cock is WAY bigger than yours. So, stop trying to make yourself feel better!

Why don't you have your friend Rachel take a peek at your wee-wee, then ask her who's is bigger?

-Ugly Bastard

BigDongedHoe · 02-27-2004, 03:03 AM

Ah yeah Rachel she was going to peak at my wee-wee but it was crammed so far down the bitches throat she couldn't go cross-eyed enough to get a stare at the monster.

I would tell you all ended well and she got to see it when I took it out but the fact of the matter is I busted so much duck semen in her face that it blinded her from seeing the freak of nature at all.

Oh well, such is life..

Orgazmo · 02-27-2004, 04:26 AM

Now BDH...did any of that really happen?

Percipere'Chan · 02-27-2004, 03:25 PM

I think Hoe must be a duck. I wonder if he ever figures out what a vagina is, if he'll produce 'ducklings'. Dirty Harry might have some thoughts on this according to his posts in the Amendment thread.

02-27-2004, 01:29 AM	#7 (permalink)
casonova77 Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: LAND OF THE CHEESE Posts: 1 Internets: 10	well my friend Cory, you were right, but my cock is WAY bigger than yours. So, stop trying to make yourself feel better!
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02-27-2004, 03:03 AM	#9 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	Ah yeah Rachel she was going to peak at my wee-wee but it was crammed so far down the bitches throat she couldn't go cross-eyed enough to get a stare at the monster. I would tell you all ended well and she got to see it when I took it out but the fact of the matter is I busted so much duck semen in her face that it blinded her from seeing the freak of nature at all. Oh well, such is life..
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02-27-2004, 03:25 PM	#11 (permalink)
Percipere'Chan Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: My Machine Posts: 460 Internets: -238	I think Hoe must be a duck. I wonder if he ever figures out what a vagina is, if he'll produce 'ducklings'. Dirty Harry might have some thoughts on this according to his posts in the Amendment thread.
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02-19-2004, 11:11 PM	#1 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Last night, there was a continued debate over what the tiebreaker is for high carding before a tourney. From the Party Poker website, is the following... High-Card To decide the first dealer in the flop tournaments each user is dealt a single card and the player with the highest card (based on the card and the suit order - of spades, hearts, diamonds & clubs) becomes the theoretical dealer.

02-23-2004, 05:10 AM	#2 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	You are correct. Please relay this to our friend Jason the next time you see him, as he does not seem to believe me in this. -Ugly Bastard

02-23-2004, 06:03 PM	#3 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	It actually happened to me last night. I got the ace of spades and the dude next to me got the ace of hearts. I won.

02-25-2004, 05:02 AM	#4 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Here's some proof just for record's sake. Just sat down in a tourney, and these cards came up for the dealer button: A second later, notice where the dealer button appears: I posted this in hopes that my friend Jason will finally make a fucking account on here to tell me how I was right, and he was wrong, and that my cock is longer than his. That's all. -Ugly Bastard

02-25-2004, 02:27 PM	#5 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	I couldn't help but notice that your child was sitting to your left at that game...

02-25-2004, 02:50 PM	#6 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Yeah, I knocked him out early too en route to a disappointing 3rd place finish. -Ugly Bastard

02-27-2004, 04:26 AM	#10 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	Now BDH...did any of that really happen?