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01-27-2003, 07:45 PM

Fuck you. Which one would you rather have done?

A.) Each of your pubes is very slowly plucked one by one at the hands of an overweight carnie who is yielding a pair of rusty tweezers...

or

B.) The ends of all pubes above the cock (Scrotal Hair is excluded) are tied together. This pube-braid is then firmly attached to one end of a rope. The other end of that rope is connected to the back of powerful truck. At the sound of a whistle, the truck accelerates forward at full throttle ripping the pube braid from your pelvis.

Me = A.
You?

Ugly Bastard · 01-27-2003, 07:47 PM

I think a good analogy of this situation would be:

When it's time to take off a Band-Aid, do you slowly tear it off? Or do you move with haste (© Orgazmo) and quickly rip it off?

Me, I always quickly rip off my Band-Aids, in the same way, I would quickly rip off my pubes.

B

-Ugly Bastard

Titan · 01-27-2003, 07:48 PM

I bet my pubes would be strong enough to hold from the force of the truck for quite a while, A.

01-27-2003, 07:55 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>I bet my pubes would be strong enough to hold from the force of the truck<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

How much weight do you seriously think that your collective pubes could hold? Let's paint a picture.

You're lying horizontal on a flat piece of plywood that is 10 feet in the air. There is a circle cut into the wood which reveals your entire genital region. The pubic braid that has previously been described exists and it is tied to a tough (yet weightless) cable. How much weight could be added to the cable before all hell broke lose? (in case you wondered, I oftentimes call my pubes "all hell")

My cash goes on 17 lbs.

buckeye · 01-27-2003, 08:03 PM

i would go with A simply because i think your pubic area would go numb after so many are pulled, either that or you would become so used to it, that the pain wouldnt bother you as much.

Ugly Bastard · 01-27-2003, 08:05 PM

In response to Orgazmo's last post; I'd say at least 40 lbs, (a standard bag of salt on the end of the cable).

Us fire-crotchs got a lot of strenth in that department

(I'm kidding.....kind of.)

-Ugly Bastard

[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited January 27, 2003).]

01-27-2003, 08:07 PM

The reason that I chose A is that I believe that ripping them off collectively would cause a huge bloody mess and perhaps permanent dysfigurement...whilst doing it singly would be temporary pain.

Mister Bater · 01-27-2003, 08:54 PM

I'd choose A for fear of other parts being ripped off. That said, why is the hair being removed? Is it to be used as floss for poor children or a rogaine replacement for Karl Malone?

Ugly Bastard · 01-27-2003, 08:58 PM

The hair is hypotheically being removed, so each of us know how to act when this situation actually presents itself to our lives. And God knows it will....

-Ugly Bastard

victim · 01-27-2003, 10:08 PM

A.

There would be a numbness eventually, but B could lead to serious bloody repercussions... besides the whole braiding process would only worsen things.

01-27-2003, 10:21 PM

It depends, if the possiblity of other things coming off (like big chucks of skin in the area) is factored in, then I'd definately go A.

But in all honestly, i don't want tweezers or a carnie anywhere near my woman-hunting glory stick...

Reluctantly, A.

Rufus · 01-28-2003, 12:02 AM

I think that if you went with b there would be a velcro sound has the truck takes off and rips off all the skin in your pelvic area including the family jewels.
i would have to go with A.

Combat Chuck · 01-29-2003, 12:44 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:

The hair is hypotheically being removed, so each of us know how to act when this situation actually presents itself to our lives. And God knows it will.... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Is it just me, or does God just know way too much?

I pick A, for all the reasons of not wanting to lose my entire genital area.....however, it depends on how scary the carnie is....if he's panting while he's pluckin me....yikes, I might just rather kill myself.

01-27-2003, 07:45 PM	#1 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Fuck you. Which one would you rather have done? A.) Each of your pubes is very slowly plucked one by one at the hands of an overweight carnie who is yielding a pair of rusty tweezers... or B.) The ends of all pubes above the cock (Scrotal Hair is excluded) are tied together. This pube-braid is then firmly attached to one end of a rope. The other end of that rope is connected to the back of powerful truck. At the sound of a whistle, the truck accelerates forward at full throttle ripping the pube braid from your pelvis. Me = A. You?
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a

01-27-2003, 07:55 PM	#4 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>I bet my pubes would be strong enough to hold from the force of the truck<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> How much weight do you seriously think that your collective pubes could hold? Let's paint a picture. You're lying horizontal on a flat piece of plywood that is 10 feet in the air. There is a circle cut into the wood which reveals your entire genital region. The pubic braid that has previously been described exists and it is tied to a tough (yet weightless) cable. How much weight could be added to the cable before all hell broke lose? (in case you wondered, I oftentimes call my pubes "all hell") My cash goes on 17 lbs.
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a

01-27-2003, 08:07 PM	#7 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	The reason that I chose A is that I believe that ripping them off collectively would cause a huge bloody mess and perhaps permanent dysfigurement...whilst doing it singly would be temporary pain.
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a

01-27-2003, 10:21 PM	#11 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	It depends, if the possiblity of other things coming off (like big chucks of skin in the area) is factored in, then I'd definately go A. But in all honestly, i don't want tweezers or a carnie anywhere near my woman-hunting glory stick... Reluctantly, A.
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a

01-27-2003, 07:47 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I think a good analogy of this situation would be: When it's time to take off a Band-Aid, do you slowly tear it off? Or do you move with haste (© Orgazmo) and quickly rip it off? Me, I always quickly rip off my Band-Aids, in the same way, I would quickly rip off my pubes. B -Ugly Bastard

01-27-2003, 07:48 PM	#3 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	I bet my pubes would be strong enough to hold from the force of the truck for quite a while, A.

01-27-2003, 08:03 PM	#5 (permalink)
buckeye Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,100 Internets: 10	i would go with A simply because i think your pubic area would go numb after so many are pulled, either that or you would become so used to it, that the pain wouldnt bother you as much.

01-27-2003, 08:05 PM	#6 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	In response to Orgazmo's last post; I'd say at least 40 lbs, (a standard bag of salt on the end of the cable). Us fire-crotchs got a lot of strenth in that department (I'm kidding.....kind of.) -Ugly Bastard [This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited January 27, 2003).]

01-27-2003, 08:54 PM	#8 (permalink)
Mister Bater Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 73 Internets: 10	I'd choose A for fear of other parts being ripped off. That said, why is the hair being removed? Is it to be used as floss for poor children or a rogaine replacement for Karl Malone?

01-27-2003, 08:58 PM	#9 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	The hair is hypotheically being removed, so each of us know how to act when this situation actually presents itself to our lives. And God knows it will.... -Ugly Bastard

01-27-2003, 10:08 PM	#10 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	A. There would be a numbness eventually, but B could lead to serious bloody repercussions... besides the whole braiding process would only worsen things.

01-28-2003, 12:02 AM	#12 (permalink)
Rufus Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: warsaw,in,usa Posts: 115 Internets: 10	I think that if you went with b there would be a velcro sound has the truck takes off and rips off all the skin in your pelvic area including the family jewels. i would have to go with A.

01-29-2003, 12:44 AM	#13 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Originally posted by Ugly Bastard: The hair is hypotheically being removed, so each of us know how to act when this situation actually presents itself to our lives. And God knows it will.... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Is it just me, or does God just know way too much? I pick A, for all the reasons of not wanting to lose my entire genital area.....however, it depends on how scary the carnie is....if he's panting while he's pluckin me....yikes, I might just rather kill myself.