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Niger Angelus · 08-12-2005, 08:31 PM

Yes I was working toward getting back in shape, but the idea never really stuck and beer and ice cream took over. I am now fat and hairy.

Beebs · 08-12-2005, 09:37 PM

Shave and work out?

Carnivorous Flavor · 08-12-2005, 10:38 PM

NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

underwater · 08-13-2005, 03:17 AM

You aren't fat, Niger. I'm fat.

Just look at some pictures of me for about ten seconds (any longer and your retinas might become forever damaged,) and then you'll start to feel better. Promise.

Repugnant Abomination · 08-13-2005, 06:06 AM

underwater · 08-13-2005, 07:22 AM

There you go. From the looks of it, you shouldn't have any problem trying to find a picture of me to look at. Seems like Repugnant Abomination is so fascinated by my voloptuous and incredibly sexy body that he just has to go posting these pictures of me in every other thread. Thanks, Abomination. Your fat girl appreciation brings tears to my eyes.

Repugnant Abomination · 08-13-2005, 07:38 AM

theMerciless1 · 08-14-2005, 01:51 PM

i have a gut now too. i put on a good 10 lbs since i quit my job.

ProfessorNumber · 08-14-2005, 04:43 PM

I'm actually trying to put on weight right now. I lost about 10 pounds in 2 weeks when I started taking Lipo's, running, and lifting hardcore. If you really want to lose weight fast, then you might as well cheat and take energy/fat loss pills. Then, just run 1 mile per day and lift 3 days per week. Then, don't drink soda, don't drink anything other than light beer or hard alcohol, and don't eat donuts/other shit foods.

I guarantee you could shed those extra pounds quickly if you really wanted to, Niger.

Repugnant Abomination · 08-14-2005, 07:13 PM

Yeah great advice. Take diet pills!

Fucking idiot.

Niger Angelus · 08-14-2005, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ProfessorNumber:
I'm actually trying to put on weight right now. I lost about 10 pounds in 2 weeks when I started taking Lipo's, running, and lifting hardcore. If you really want to lose weight fast, then you might as well cheat and take energy/fat loss pills. Then, just run 1 mile per day and lift 3 days per week. Then, don't drink soda, don't drink anything other than light beer or hard alcohol, and don't eat donuts/other shit foods.

I guarantee you could shed those extra pounds quickly if you really wanted to, Niger.

I know I could too, living with a dietician has its rewards, that is how I stayed in such good shape in high school. I know how to lose the gut and shit, it is more so a motivation problem.

Niger Angelus · 08-14-2005, 11:53 PM

Do you want to suceed at life? Then go back in your mothers cooch and when you come out tell her you want to be asian and put up for adoption. That way a hot female celeb will apopt your useless ass and make you rich.

[ August 14, 2005, 09:55 PM: Message edited by: Niger Angelus ]

migite · 08-15-2005, 02:02 AM

isn't whatsitface a Perssssonal Trainneeerrrr? give it up man. helps these fatties lose weight

Repugnant Abomination · 08-15-2005, 03:51 AM

Yeah well aren't you one also? Quit trying to make me do all the work!

Deadly Crescent Kick · 08-15-2005, 10:17 AM

STFU mr vegetarian personal trainer.

there's nothing wrong adding some supplements as long as you know what you're talking about.

although i'd personally stay away from lipokinetix.

Repugnant Abomination · 08-15-2005, 06:44 PM

Yeah listen to DCK Diet pills are GREAT! They don't fuck with you at all, really.

bloodyfart · 08-15-2005, 07:20 PM

no heart palpitations, no anxiety problems, no dehydration, no change in blood pressure, none of these happen from diet pills.

Niger Angelus · 08-15-2005, 10:17 PM

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

Deadly Crescent Kick · 08-16-2005, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bloodyfart:
no heart palpitations, no anxiety problems, no dehydration, no change in blood pressure, none of these happen from diet pills.

blah, blah, blah.

see how limited both of your point of views are?

not all diet pills have those types of effects because they don't work via them same pathways/processes.

next thing you're going to tell me is that too much protein will shut down my kidneys (lol).

just like anything else, you have to research it.

if you have a heart condition, DON'T USE EPHEDRINE

IF YOU USE EPHEDRINE, stay hydrated

duh.

do either of you realize that ephedra/drine has been proven safer than almost all of the prescription weight loss drugs on the market?

more people died every year from over the counter pain killers than ephedrine at its height.

i bet not. you probably just believe whatever the media spoon feeds you.

REEFER MADNESS ACCKKKKK!!!!

08-12-2005, 08:31 PM	#1 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Yes I was working toward getting back in shape, but the idea never really stuck and beer and ice cream took over. I am now fat and hairy.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

08-12-2005, 10:38 PM	#3 (permalink)
Carnivorous Flavor Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: tracking schroeder Posts: 703 Internets: 10	NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....

08-13-2005, 03:17 AM	#4 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	You aren't fat, Niger. I'm fat. Just look at some pictures of me for about ten seconds (any longer and your retinas might become forever damaged,) and then you'll start to feel better. Promise.
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

08-13-2005, 07:22 AM	#6 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	There you go. From the looks of it, you shouldn't have any problem trying to find a picture of me to look at. Seems like Repugnant Abomination is so fascinated by my voloptuous and incredibly sexy body that he just has to go posting these pictures of me in every other thread. Thanks, Abomination. Your fat girl appreciation brings tears to my eyes.
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

08-14-2005, 01:51 PM	#8 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	i have a gut now too. i put on a good 10 lbs since i quit my job.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

08-12-2005, 09:37 PM	#2 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	Shave and work out?

08-13-2005, 06:06 AM	#5 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547

08-13-2005, 07:38 AM	#7 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547

08-14-2005, 04:43 PM	#9 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,215 Internets: 3373	I'm actually trying to put on weight right now. I lost about 10 pounds in 2 weeks when I started taking Lipo's, running, and lifting hardcore. If you really want to lose weight fast, then you might as well cheat and take energy/fat loss pills. Then, just run 1 mile per day and lift 3 days per week. Then, don't drink soda, don't drink anything other than light beer or hard alcohol, and don't eat donuts/other shit foods. I guarantee you could shed those extra pounds quickly if you really wanted to, Niger.
	Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.

08-14-2005, 07:13 PM	#10 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Yeah great advice. Take diet pills! Fucking idiot.

08-14-2005, 11:53 PM	#12 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Do you want to suceed at life? Then go back in your mothers cooch and when you come out tell her you want to be asian and put up for adoption. That way a hot female celeb will apopt your useless ass and make you rich. [ August 14, 2005, 09:55 PM: Message edited by: Niger Angelus ]
	I enjoy knives and fire.

08-15-2005, 02:02 AM	#13 (permalink)
migite Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 287 Internets: 0	isn't whatsitface a Perssssonal Trainneeerrrr? give it up man. helps these fatties lose weight
	Damnant quod non intelligunt

08-15-2005, 03:51 AM	#14 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Yeah well aren't you one also? Quit trying to make me do all the work!

08-15-2005, 10:17 AM	#15 (permalink)
Deadly Crescent Kick NJ, Toilet Bowl of USA Join Date: May 2005 Location: secret ninja lair Posts: 1,106 Internets: 10	STFU mr vegetarian personal trainer. there's nothing wrong adding some supplements as long as you know what you're talking about. although i'd personally stay away from lipokinetix.
	the poster formerly known as-Andy Kaufman NHB Intergender Champion jiu-jitsu isn't the hardass frat guy yelling at you to funnel a beer. its the laid back guy in the corner workin' on 2 chicks.

08-15-2005, 06:44 PM	#16 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Yeah listen to DCK Diet pills are GREAT! They don't fuck with you at all, really.

08-15-2005, 07:20 PM	#17 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	no heart palpitations, no anxiety problems, no dehydration, no change in blood pressure, none of these happen from diet pills.
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

08-15-2005, 10:17 PM	#18 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	[img]tongue.gif[/img]
	I enjoy knives and fire.