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St. Anky · 11-20-2002, 01:23 AM

Come on now, we've all done it. You're sitting in church, trying to calm the early morning wood, when you start thinking what'd it be like to splurge (word to the honky) all over the face of that hot chick in the pew in front of you. Messy...

I feel better now, thanks for listening.

Ugly Bastard · 11-20-2002, 01:25 AM

It's cool man. I don't know if I'd go so far as to say "We've all done it". But it's cool...

-Ugly Bastard

Oh, PS: By the powers vested in me by the state of California, your sins are forgiven.

[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited November 19, 2002).]

buckeye · 11-20-2002, 01:38 AM

hmm of the girl in front of me. Thats not likely at my church most women there are ugly. But i do find church a time to reflect on lots of naked beautiful women.

St. Anky · 11-20-2002, 01:39 AM

I just spoke to god, and he said that counts too.

buckeye · 11-20-2002, 01:44 AM

i just spoke to god also, and he said that the average age of the girl sitting in front of you is over 50.

[This message has been edited by buckeye (edited November 19, 2002).]

11-20-2002, 01:47 AM

hey buckeye, no need to bash anky if he's into that sorta thing... thats not my thing, but hey...
what if you are in the front row, isn't the pastor the only person in front of you? sick.

St. Anky · 11-20-2002, 01:53 AM

pliedes, you're taking my post completely out of context. You know what I meant.

[This message has been edited by St. Anky (edited November 19, 2002).]

buckeye · 11-20-2002, 01:55 AM

well depends what side of the church your sitting on one side being the priest. The other side being the 300 lb woman that is the music director for our church and plays the piano during mass.

11-20-2002, 02:14 AM

300 lb woman, priest, 300 lb woman, priest...
damn, i'll just let st.anky handle this one... i'm going back to sleep, wake me up when the sermons over and they break out that bitchin' wine...

Titan · 11-20-2002, 02:15 AM

hey pliedes, did jesus call you yet? he said we were going to go out mackin' with our nines, and we're gonna get so smashed this weekend.

[This message has been edited by Titan (edited November 19, 2002).]

11-20-2002, 02:18 AM

Dude, fuck yeah man, jesus said we's gonna roll over them 'satanist' bastards, put two in their chest...

11-20-2002, 07:38 PM

Jesus told me to construct a spliff and share.

smot poker · 11-20-2002, 10:05 PM

Church is only good for buttfucking jesus

unless your jewish the it's moses

but i have sat in my fair share of services and i try to flaunt my wood to all the old ladies hoping they'll rip my pants off and put their well you know the rest and if you don't just imagine it

Baby_boy · 11-21-2002, 07:04 PM

smot poker that is by far the sickest thing i haver heard you say

smot poker · 11-21-2002, 09:59 PM

oh but i only speak the truth especially talking about chruch

11-20-2002, 01:47 AM	#6 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	hey buckeye, no need to bash anky if he's into that sorta thing... thats not my thing, but hey... what if you are in the front row, isn't the pastor the only person in front of you? sick.
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11-20-2002, 02:14 AM	#9 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	300 lb woman, priest, 300 lb woman, priest... damn, i'll just let st.anky handle this one... i'm going back to sleep, wake me up when the sermons over and they break out that bitchin' wine...
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11-20-2002, 02:18 AM	#11 (permalink)
pliedes Guest Posts: n/a	Dude, fuck yeah man, jesus said we's gonna roll over them 'satanist' bastards, put two in their chest...
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11-20-2002, 07:38 PM	#12 (permalink)
50 Cent Guest Posts: n/a	Jesus told me to construct a spliff and share.
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11-20-2002, 01:23 AM	#1 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	Come on now, we've all done it. You're sitting in church, trying to calm the early morning wood, when you start thinking what'd it be like to splurge (word to the honky) all over the face of that hot chick in the pew in front of you. Messy... I feel better now, thanks for listening.

11-20-2002, 01:25 AM	#2 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	It's cool man. I don't know if I'd go so far as to say "We've all done it". But it's cool... -Ugly Bastard Oh, PS: By the powers vested in me by the state of California, your sins are forgiven. [This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited November 19, 2002).]

11-20-2002, 01:38 AM	#3 (permalink)
buckeye Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,100 Internets: 10	hmm of the girl in front of me. Thats not likely at my church most women there are ugly. But i do find church a time to reflect on lots of naked beautiful women.

11-20-2002, 01:39 AM	#4 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	I just spoke to god, and he said that counts too.

11-20-2002, 01:44 AM	#5 (permalink)
buckeye Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,100 Internets: 10	i just spoke to god also, and he said that the average age of the girl sitting in front of you is over 50. [This message has been edited by buckeye (edited November 19, 2002).]

11-20-2002, 01:53 AM	#7 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	pliedes, you're taking my post completely out of context. You know what I meant. [This message has been edited by St. Anky (edited November 19, 2002).]

11-20-2002, 01:55 AM	#8 (permalink)
buckeye Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,100 Internets: 10	well depends what side of the church your sitting on one side being the priest. The other side being the 300 lb woman that is the music director for our church and plays the piano during mass.

11-20-2002, 02:15 AM	#10 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	hey pliedes, did jesus call you yet? he said we were going to go out mackin' with our nines, and we're gonna get so smashed this weekend. [This message has been edited by Titan (edited November 19, 2002).]

11-20-2002, 10:05 PM	#13 (permalink)
smot poker Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 111 Internets: 10	Church is only good for buttfucking jesus unless your jewish the it's moses but i have sat in my fair share of services and i try to flaunt my wood to all the old ladies hoping they'll rip my pants off and put their well you know the rest and if you don't just imagine it

11-21-2002, 07:04 PM	#14 (permalink)
Baby_boy Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: warsaw Posts: 174 Internets: 10	smot poker that is by far the sickest thing i haver heard you say

11-21-2002, 09:59 PM	#15 (permalink)
smot poker Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 111 Internets: 10	oh but i only speak the truth especially talking about chruch