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Ugly Bastard · 04-13-2006, 03:07 PM

...who would it be?

Rules: It can be anyone who's ever been alive (time travel is allowed). No fictional characters though.

Not to be cliche, but I think I would have to pick Jesus of Nazareth perhaps right before he was betrayed by Judas. I'd love to talk to him and find out if all the hype about him is legit.

Who do you pick?

04-13-2006, 04:20 PM

I would have a fine German beer with Adolf Hitler.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 04-13-2006, 05:00 PM

If possible, Me when I'm old, maybe I'll have some good advice for myself, and it would be interesting to see what my views in life may be as I am older.

if that is not kosher, Einstein would probably be a quality choice.

Orgazmo · 04-13-2006, 06:30 PM

Gotta go Hitler...but, since that's already taken, sit me down beside Ben Franklin. The man is a founding father, a genius businessman, and a great inventor...but maybe not so much of a genius in one area that everything he said would be way over my head (Einstein). Can you find a more well-rounded mind in all of history? Methinks not.

tonguegina · 04-13-2006, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by SittinOnDubsWGW

If possible, Me when I'm old, maybe I'll have some good advice for myself, and it would be interesting to see what my views in life may be as I am older.

if that is not kosher, Einstein would probably be a quality choice.

Interestingly enough mine would be Me when I was younger so I would have had my current wisdom in my younger life.

04-13-2006, 07:26 PM

The real question is: Would he listen to you?

Orgazmo · 04-13-2006, 07:49 PM

If I saw some ID, I think I'd listen to me of the future. Would me of the past listen to me of the present? I'm just not sure.

Schroeder · 04-13-2006, 07:55 PM

I don't know if he'd like beer or not, but some inspiration from Ralph Waldo Emerson would be life changing.

Trout Sniffer · 04-14-2006, 05:14 PM

I would go with Alexander the Great...I'm sure he would love an ice cold beer.

Orgazmo · 04-14-2006, 09:04 PM

Of course he would...right along with a cock in his asshole...the faggot.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-15-2006, 01:31 AM

I'd pry get trashed with my man Socrates and blow each others minds with paradoxes and shit. other than that my grandpaps, that guy could drink.

Mr. Blonde · 04-15-2006, 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Orgazmo

If I saw some ID, I think I'd listen to me of the future. Would me of the past listen to me of the present? I'm just not sure.

If he could prove it and def. make me believe it, you can be damn sure I would. And i'd make him take me to the future for a look-around.

>>>drunkg.

Ugly Bastard · 04-15-2006, 03:40 AM

GOD DAMNIT I LOVE ALCOHOL. If i could have a beer with anyone, I'd have it with some inmate about to be put to death. I'm sure he'd love an ice cold Milwaukee's Best.

Ironic Mustache · 04-15-2006, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

I'd pry get trashed with my man Socrates and blow each other with my grandpaps.

Gross.

Ugly Bastard · 04-15-2006, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by tonguegina

Interestingly enough mine would be Me when I was younger so I would have had my current wisdom in my younger life.

Hold on. I wanna take a second to bring a little attention to this reply, 'cause it befuddles me.

Are you telling me that, when given the chance to drink a beer with anyone in history, you would choose yourself when you were younger? I mean, at 21 years old, what possible knowledge could you have accumulated that is so fucking valuable you just HAVE to pass it on to your 10 year old self in place of getting to drink beer with someone really cool like Christopher Columbus or Mahatma Gandhi?

Also, maybe it was a mistake, but the fact that you capitalized "Me" makes me think you might have some serious fucking problems.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-15-2006, 05:17 PM

What I think ugly bastard is trying to get at here is the fact that you are a fucking faggot that wants to fondle his own ten year old self. Its pretty much the only logical explanation for you capitalizing "me". You are one sick fuck man.

Mr. Pink · 04-16-2006, 08:37 AM

I'd like to have a corona with Bon Scott just before he died. I'm sure he would have a few tales to tell!

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-16-2006, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Ironic Mustache

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

I'd pry get trashed with my man Socrates and blow each other with my grandpaps.

Gross.

Don't knock it till youve tried it.

Heaven Can Wait · 04-17-2006, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

Jesus of Nazareth perhaps right before he was betrayed by Judas.

Have you not heard? Jesus told Judas to betray him, the bitch.
In which case, its not really betrayal.

I'd like to meet God, even though the thread says 'No fictional characters' I think I can get away with this one.

theMerciless1 · 04-17-2006, 02:00 PM

no brainer - my dad

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-19-2006, 08:53 AM

It'd be bitchen to have a beer with donny rumsfeld, the mans a badass

ninjaface · 04-30-2006, 01:53 PM

Bill Hicks.

Beebs · 05-01-2006, 07:57 PM

Johnny Cash

jbonham · 05-01-2006, 08:08 PM

warren buffet, as i think this would benefit me the most in my future

04-13-2006, 03:07 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	If You Could Have A Beer With Anyone... ...who would it be? Rules: It can be anyone who's ever been alive (time travel is allowed). No fictional characters though. Not to be cliche, but I think I would have to pick Jesus of Nazareth perhaps right before he was betrayed by Judas. I'd love to talk to him and find out if all the hype about him is legit. Who do you pick?

04-13-2006, 04:20 PM	#2 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	I would have a fine German beer with Adolf Hitler.
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04-13-2006, 05:00 PM	#3 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	If possible, Me when I'm old, maybe I'll have some good advice for myself, and it would be interesting to see what my views in life may be as I am older. if that is not kosher, Einstein would probably be a quality choice.
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04-13-2006, 07:26 PM	#6 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	The real question is: Would he listen to you?
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04-14-2006, 05:14 PM	#9 (permalink)
Trout Sniffer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 1,003 Internets: 123	I would go with Alexander the Great...I'm sure he would love an ice cold beer.
	The Glyde don't sign no autographs

04-13-2006, 06:30 PM	#4 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	Gotta go Hitler...but, since that's already taken, sit me down beside Ben Franklin. The man is a founding father, a genius businessman, and a great inventor...but maybe not so much of a genius in one area that everything he said would be way over my head (Einstein). Can you find a more well-rounded mind in all of history? Methinks not.

04-13-2006, 07:49 PM	#7 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	If I saw some ID, I think I'd listen to me of the future. Would me of the past listen to me of the present? I'm just not sure.

04-13-2006, 07:55 PM	#8 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	I don't know if he'd like beer or not, but some inspiration from Ralph Waldo Emerson would be life changing.

04-14-2006, 09:04 PM	#10 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	Of course he would...right along with a cock in his asshole...the faggot.

04-15-2006, 01:31 AM	#11 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	I'd pry get trashed with my man Socrates and blow each others minds with paradoxes and shit. other than that my grandpaps, that guy could drink.
	#YOLO

04-15-2006, 03:40 AM	#13 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	GOD DAMNIT I LOVE ALCOHOL. If i could have a beer with anyone, I'd have it with some inmate about to be put to death. I'm sure he'd love an ice cold Milwaukee's Best.

04-15-2006, 05:17 PM	#16 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	What I think ugly bastard is trying to get at here is the fact that you are a fucking faggot that wants to fondle his own ten year old self. Its pretty much the only logical explanation for you capitalizing "me". You are one sick fuck man.
	#YOLO

04-16-2006, 08:37 AM	#17 (permalink)
Mr. Pink Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 67 Internets: 10	I'd like to have a corona with Bon Scott just before he died. I'm sure he would have a few tales to tell!

04-17-2006, 02:00 PM	#20 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	no brainer - my dad
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

04-19-2006, 08:53 AM	#21 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	It'd be bitchen to have a beer with donny rumsfeld, the mans a badass
	#YOLO

05-01-2006, 07:57 PM	#23 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	Johnny Cash

04-30-2006, 01:53 PM	#22 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Bill Hicks.

05-01-2006, 08:08 PM	#24 (permalink)
jbonham Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 114 Internets: 10	warren buffet, as i think this would benefit me the most in my future

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