Malibu Nudes

[Cocktooth]

First of all, I respect your choice to not post nudes on the net. The net can be a place that can be used for situtations unbecoming of a woman. I am totally on your side. I wouldn't post your nudes on this site. These guys are crazy. Having said that, I could give a shit less if they are ripped off or not. They deserve to get closed out of the great world of Warsaw. I'm sure you will make the right choice!!

[malibu]

Haha I wouldn't say that the guys on here are crazy, I would just put it more as brutally honest and maybe just slightly perverted. They aren't afraid to say what's on their mind and frankly don't give a damn what people think of what they've said. That's the way I am too just not to the extreme that these guys are. Nubblies is a great place though, and if anywhere were worthy of having my naked body posted on it, Nubblies may just be the place, but not now or anytime soon.

[Orgazmo]

Magiclit posted nudes. It immediately catapulted her into superstar status on the forums. Now look at her. She's ruling the world.

A wise man once said: "The journey of a thousand miles begins with the posting of a single nude."

[THEINCREDIBLEdork]

It's not like you're posting porn. Nudity is an art form. Ninjaface posted a partial scan of his nutsac. It was so beautiful it made me cry.

[malibu]

yeah but like I said before, 1.) I have none 2.) I have no digital camera or webcam to upload such photos... a long time ago I had some risque photos utilizing a school girl outfit, but I have since gotten a different computer and all of that stuff was deleted. Like I said, it's always cool to hear guys say "Damn that girl's got a nice body" but it's the internet. The internet's the stupidest place to put pictures like that. If I'm giving someone nudes, it's going to be in the flesh because then there's no evidence to come back and haunt you later. The internet is too easy to find stuff like that... just type someone's name in on Google, and if they've got anything dirty on the internet, it's sure to be one of the first things to pop up which means that I could be in a whole world of shit. I appologize guys, really I do, but you're going to have to work harder than that to get me naked. It just doesn't come that easy.

[THEINCREDIBLEdork]

let me just give you a taste if you do:

Damn malibu has a nice body!

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that was just a morsel.

[Mr. Blonde]

I'm fairly positive i could seduce Malibu in real life.

[vaga1220 *]

Originally Posted by malibu

If I'm giving someone nudes, it's going to be in the flesh....

Ok, My address is 3810 S Redwood road westvalley UT. Drop by anytime.

[malibu]

You guys are too funny. And sorry Mr. Blonde, but I'm too much a seductress myself to be easily seduceable (if that's even a word). It's not that I'm hard to get, I just love being the one doing the seducing.

[Mr. Blonde]

I don't think you know who you're dealing with here. I'm somewhat of a "pimp".

[malibu]

I see, well now you just blew your whole game right out of the water and revealed yourself, and I've been there before trust me. I have been around the player types that think they can get all the girls, and I figured out real quick that the only girls that are dumb enough to fall for that are the preppier ones. I see right through that stuff because a girl shouldn't feel like just because a guys puttin the mack on her that he wants anything other than for her to spread her legs. He doesn't think she's hot or that she's any different than any other girl, he just wants to get what he wants and be on his way. Again, another reason why I don't hang out with very many girls. I'm too sly to get played out like that anymore, and most girls I know are still eating guys' bullshit up. I guess that just goes to prove my point that I have more respect for myself than some girls do.

[StabMaster Arson]

sounds like someone's therapy is working.

[Mr. Blonde]

perhaps i'm just fucking with you malibu. just, maybe.

but good for you. you've managed to outwit 19-21 year old players...a term that all but disappears when you get out of college, btw. Say what you will about your self-proclaimed slyness, you'll still get fucked over. especially when your biological clock starts ticking. Rational thought...what little your gender has...goes right out the window.

[SittinOnDubsWGW]

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

Say what you will about your self-proclaimed slyness, you'll still get fucked over.

Happens to the best of 'em. hahaha

[malibu]

Yeah, the only reason I'll get fucked over is guys like you who think that all a girl is good for is a quick fuck. Then there's girls like me that sit back and let all the bullshit shooters disappear before they ever waste their time. The only way I get fucked over is by not letting myself. I just observe the situation from afar before I ever get involved with anything. Believe it or not, there are some girls out there that believe they're worth more than being a cheap slut and no biological clock is going to change that. I already went through that part of my life, got it out of my system and moved on. Now I try to focus on taking care of myself first. I don't need a guy and I don't need to have sex just to be happy. If that means having a guy walk away from me because I'm not giving him any, so be it. They were never worth my time in the first place if that's all they wanted. I think if you ever got to know me, you'd figure out real quick that I'm not like a lot of girls. I keep saying it, so much so that I'm starting to feel like a broken record, but it's true. Girls as friends in my life have come and gone, other than a select few, while most of the guys I've been friends with are still some of my good friends. You just ignore all the wrong girls I guess, otherwise, you may not think so badly of all of them.

[Mr. Blonde]

Originally Posted by malibu

Yeah, the only reason I'll get fucked over is guys like you who think that all a girl is good for is a quick fuck. Then there's girls like me that sit back and let all the bullshit shooters disappear before they ever waste their time. The only way I get fucked over is by not letting myself. I just observe the situation from afar before I ever get involved with anything. Believe it or not, there are some girls out there that believe they're worth more than being a cheap slut and no biological clock is going to change that. I already went through that part of my life, got it out of my system and moved on. Now I try to focus on taking care of myself first. I don't need a guy and I don't need to have sex just to be happy. If that means having a guy walk away from me because I'm not giving him any, so be it. They were never worth my time in the first place if that's all they wanted. I think if you ever got to know me, you'd figure out real quick that I'm not like a lot of girls. I keep saying it, so much so that I'm starting to feel like a broken record, but it's true. Girls as friends in my life have come and gone, other than a select few, while most of the guys I've been friends with are still some of my good friends. You just ignore all the wrong girls I guess, otherwise, you may not think so badly of all of them.

tl;dr

[ninjaface]

too long, diddnt read. qft.

[Mr. Blonde]

Seriously, i actually tried to read it this time but couldn't. All I could see was a mash-up of estrogen-fueled blabbering from a person with obviously wounded emotions.

[SittinOnDubsWGW]

Originally Posted by malibu

(1)Yeah, the only reason I'll get fucked over is guys like you who think that all a girl is good for is a quick fuck.

(2)Then there's girls like me that sit back and let all the bullshit shooters disappear before they ever waste their time. The only way I get fucked over is by not letting myself. I just observe the situation from afar before I ever get involved with anything.

(3)You just ignore all the wrong girls I guess, otherwise, you may not think so badly of all of them.

1: That is not entirely how I think. There are good girls out there worth having a relationship with (I'm in one, fwiw), but I'm also at the point in my life where I have the itch to go out and explore and do whatever as well as my career choice isn't the best for family life.

2: I hear this all the time, almost everytime I feel that the people making these statements are giving themselves too much credit. There is a high probability of getting fucked over one way or another in relationships, its just the nature of the beast.

3: Wrong again.

[Heaven Can Wait]

'I'm not like a lot of girls. '
LOL
hay guys im 2hot4u, the king of relationships!

[malibu]

I agree with you Dubs on the fact that relationships always fuck you over one way or another, but I'm trying to say that I don't ever get involved in relationships with people who have the potential to break my heart. I'm the type of girl that can be the most loyal friend you've ever had or one of the biggest bitches you've ever met. I don't stick around people that just want to use me, although sometimes it's impossible to see. I know I will get fucked over again sometime because I always care too much about the people that I do associate with.
I also know how you feel about having an itch to explore. I'm 20 years old and I've been with the same guy since exactly my last day of high school. I never even got to see what life was like being single and out of school.

Also, I wasn't saying that all you guys ignore the wrong girls, I was more specifically speaking to Blonde. I'm sure some of you guys are in relationships with girls that are awesome and that's great, it just seems that some guys always go for the wrong types and then want to unfairly judge every other female they come in contact with because of it.

I'm not that bad of a woman guys, Seriously, lighten up. You guys are the ones that are hard to please after all because you're the majority. I'm doing my best to fit in here and just carry on conversation, nothing wrong with that last I checked.

[Repugnant Abomination]

Blonde is broken.

[Mr. Blonde]

Originally Posted by malibu

Also, I wasn't saying that all you guys ignore the wrong girls, I was more specifically speaking to Blonde. I'm sure some of you guys are in relationships with girls that are awesome and that's great, it just seems that some guys always go for the wrong types and then want to unfairly judge every other female they come in contact with because of it.

Originally Posted by Repugnant Abomination

Blonde is broken.

I say it all the time and I suppose I will repeat myself here to establish my current position; I don't see myself as "broken" at all, despite what the brainwashed masses may think, i see myself as lucid. Granted, my experiences with women I have sincerely cared for have been...less than fortuitous, but after a long time I now see myself as the better off because of it. And as cliche as that may sound to the untrained eye, I mean it completely different than those belonging to that cliche do.

People who end up saying "i'm better off", for the most part, use it as a defense mechanism by psychologically cast away "what could have been" and intentionally blind themselves from that experience, and in a fit of foolish optimism (not that all optimism is foolish, but in this case I wholeheartedly believe it is.) go on to search once more for the same thing that failed with the person before.

This is where my twist comes in. Instead of thinking something is wrong with the person that individual had previously chosen, why is it that no one stops to think that it might be the goal?. Of course the person is flawed, we're all fucking flawed. We're selfish beings by nature, and self preservation and propagation (aka, fucking) are still much more deeply ingrained in our genes being monogamous. We're all mindless selfish fucking machines at the very core of us. That's fine. (although women could control it a BIT better.) The PROBLEM is with the actual social institution of love, emotions, flowers and candies and dates and "the one". I choose the word "social" very carefully, because over thousand and thousands of years, society has formed a faction of human instincts and biological reactions into a magical binding process of two souls, something that, when you think about it, makes no more sense than Monsters, Aliens, even (...gasp) RELIGION!

That's it, or all I really want to elaborate on now, but i'm sure more will come to me later. It's 2 in the morning here and i have to get up for work early, plus I just saw Iron Man which is totally badass so my mind is all flustered from that smorgasboard of complete fucking awesomeness.

Basically, i'm done. And think what you will, as i'm sure you optimists and believers out there will, but it's not because i'm bitter, or lovescorned, or any other term you'd like to name it. It's expected by the (very few i'm finding unfortunately) likes of me by the likes of you. Have fun getting married in your twenties, getting that career job, settling down and having kids with a mortgage and nice backyard without ever stopping to ask yourself why you're even fucking do it, or for that matter if you even WANT to besides its just what "everybody does".

My analogy that I use is that I feel as if i've taken the red pill from The Matrix. It's a pretty tough fucking experience once the process as started, to the point of feeling like you're almost losing your mind, but if you make it through it, you see the world entirely differently. Nobody in the "real world", or very few will understand your point of view at all, least of all take you seriously, and that's something that i'm just going to have to live with. At least my eyes are opened, and my life is no longer on auto-pilot.

Think about it...if I leave a significant other and eventually kids out of the equation, at least for now and probably a long time....what responsibilities do I have? At ALL? I can do whatever the fuck I want with my life, for as long as I please, without having to answer to anybody, ever. It's pretty fucking amazing, I can tell you that. And despite how resolute I am to this, because of how we are brought up in this world, I still struggle with it on a daily basis. I worry. I worry that I'll never find anybody, even though I just wrote that I don't want to. I worry about my future financial security, even though I can get by just fine on a minimum budget. The only reason I would really NEED a lot of money in my eyes, besides all the fun toys, would be because it's expected of me, to uphold the lifestyle of a man in a relationship, a married man, or a man with kids, and the list goes on and on. I find myself wanting to seriously date someone, only finding that with my somehow biblical bad luck in girls that my views are constantly reinforced. It may suck right away, but I thank whatever afterwards because it's keeping me in check from my archaic ways...

My point is, if you make sure that you don't have anybody to answer to ever, then you don't HAVE to ever do anything but what YOU want to do. That might not make sense to some, but just ask yourself how many things in your life you actually NEED/want to have/do, that would be eliminated if you weren't trying to conform to society, or appeal to the opposite sex. Why do you have such a nice car? You don't need it. Why do you worry about where you live, what kind of house you have, what kind of job you have, and how much you're bringing in? WHY...I mean I don't need a 50 inch plasma right now. Maybe someday i'll get one, but it just seems like a waste of money. I'm not going to work some job I hate, or even something i don't love, with a great salary just so I can own things if I don't have anybody to impress/show off to/ but myself.

I'm not denying that it's a self-defense mechanism of my own. But so far as I look back in life, emotions have not gotten me very far with anything, ever. The only real worthwhile thing it has gotten me is a few relationships that were really good for a while, and when they ended, the negative emotional backlash was 10x worse than the good emotional feeling I had during. That's not a very good compromise in my eyes. I don't want that ever again, so I won't, at least for now. So I keep myself pretty highly medicated, and it works out pretty well for me. I have time to read, work, socialize, travel, not be stressed out about what someone else thinks or why this person or that person is mad at me or happy with me, not having to deal with the internal AND external drama of being in a relationship (my friend becky blah blah blah blah blah...for HOURS), oh, and pry the best part, fuck someone new pretty much whenever I want to lay down the dedication to do it, which is few and far between because of how useless I truly regard most women. Odds are, if I can sleep with a girl and I know it, I don't even pursue it to that point because it usually ends up being more trouble to deal with afterwards when I know I won't want anything to do with them anymore, when I could just as easily jack off and take care of business and thank the lord I didn't have to deal with getting some dumb bitch out of my house and to stop wanting to hang out with me, then having to hurt her feelings and her being pissed at me even though I told the bitch from the very beginning that I didn't want a goddamn relationship, and because she's a silly girl who doesn't listen she sleeps with me anyways (of course i'm going to try to convince her to sleep with me even after saying that...what did i already say about us all being selfish mindless fucking machines?) thinking that she'll be the one to change me, which I don't even think would honestly be the case with a supermodel. I'm no slouch with my selection as it is, if I do say so myself. Anyways, and all those other things that I wouldn't be able to do, at least not much, if I was in a relationship with someone.


I realize that was all very jumbled and scattered, but please, i'd love to hear any input on my theory.

[THEINCREDIBLEdork]

I blame his parents.

[MAGICLIT]

Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

malibu nights
tangerine dreams
malibu
thinkin' of you
cuz its time fo' my breakfast
its time for some cheese
stanky poooooo
thinkin' of yooou

Tenacious D yo. like duh ID.

Edit:And i would like to say Malibu having a quote from Tech N9ne is fucking sickmade.