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Repugnant Abomination · 09-24-2008, 01:35 PM

SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. (WSAZ) -- As if getting a DUI wasn’t enough, a man arrested for driving under the influence got in a lot more trouble at the police station.

Police stopped Jose Cruz on Route 60 in South Charleston Monday night for driving with his headlights off.

Then, he failed sobriety tests and was arrested.

When police were trying to get fingerprints, police say Cruz moved closer to the officer and passed gas on him. The investigating officer remarked in the criminal complaint that the odor was very strong.

Cruz is now charged with battery on a police officer, as well as DUI and obstruction.

http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/29653059.html

Ironic Mustache · 09-24-2008, 03:55 PM

LOL that's a gas.

Ugly Bastard · 09-24-2008, 04:19 PM

I wonder what the sentence is for battery these days... perhaps the gas chamber?

DING!

Orgazmo · 09-24-2008, 05:08 PM

Seems kinda like bullshit to me. Make no bones about it, if I were the farter in the story, I'd sure as hell be raising a stink!

Yiff Yiff!! !!!

Mr. Blonde · 09-24-2008, 05:10 PM

you know, there really should be a law passed to protect cops from such foul situations.

f3lix · 09-24-2008, 08:03 PM

Cop can't take a joke? The guy was just farting around...

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 09-24-2008, 08:25 PM

I'm surprised they didn't charge him with ASSault!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ugly Bastard · 09-25-2008, 12:38 PM

ID,

I see what you did there.

09-24-2008, 01:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Man gets charged battery for passing gas SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. (WSAZ) -- As if getting a DUI wasn’t enough, a man arrested for driving under the influence got in a lot more trouble at the police station. Police stopped Jose Cruz on Route 60 in South Charleston Monday night for driving with his headlights off. Then, he failed sobriety tests and was arrested. When police were trying to get fingerprints, police say Cruz moved closer to the officer and passed gas on him. The investigating officer remarked in the criminal complaint that the odor was very strong. Cruz is now charged with battery on a police officer, as well as DUI and obstruction. http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/29653059.html

09-24-2008, 03:55 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	LOL that's a gas.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

09-24-2008, 08:25 PM	#7 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	I'm surprised they didn't charge him with ASSault!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	#YOLO

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09-24-2008, 04:19 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I wonder what the sentence is for battery these days... perhaps the gas chamber? DING!

09-24-2008, 05:08 PM	#4 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	Seems kinda like bullshit to me. Make no bones about it, if I were the farter in the story, I'd sure as hell be raising a stink! Yiff Yiff!! !!!

09-24-2008, 05:10 PM	#5 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	you know, there really should be a law passed to protect cops from such foul situations.

09-24-2008, 08:03 PM	#6 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Cop can't take a joke? The guy was just farting around...

09-25-2008, 12:38 PM	#8 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	ID, I see what you did there.