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Mr. Blonde · 11-09-2008, 09:30 PM

You guys hear about this? Some kid got pissed that his dad took away his xbox, wandered off into the woods and died. Pretty hilarious I think. Even more hilarious is what /b/ and Anon are doing with the death, listed at the end.

Xbox Gamer Brandon Crisp Likely Froze To Death

Investigators eyeing the death of gamer Brandon Crisp are speculating that the 15-year-old likely succumbed to hypothermia, according to media reports Friday.

Crisp's body was found Wednesday in an undisturbed condition by deer hunters in a wooded area several miles from his home. Police said they do not suspect foul play. A post-mortem was scheduled for Friday.

Crisp had been missing for about three weeks from his house in Barrie, Ontario, a small Canadian city about 60 miles north of Toronto. Crisp bolted after a dispute with his parents over the amount of time he spent playing Call Of Duty 4: Modern Warfare on his Microsoft Xbox.

Crisp was "addicted" to playing online video games, particularly Call Of Duty 4, over Microsoft's Xbox Live online gaming service, according to reports. The game allows players to assume the character of a contemporary combat soldier.

The Center for Online Addiction estimates that between 5% and 10% of the population suffers from some form of Internet addiction. It defines the condition as "any online-related, compulsive behavior which interferes with normal living and causes severe stress on family, friends, loved ones, and one's work environment."

Microsoft contributed $25,000 to a $50,000 reward fund for information on Crisp. Beyond the funds, Microsoft aided the search by turning over to police Crisp's Xbox Live account information. One theory that made the rounds was that Crisp had run off to join a "clan" of fellow gamers.

In releasing the information, a Microsoft spokesman told InformationWeek that the company "expedited" its standard privacy procedures.

The move came following the launch of an online petition, called "Project Red Tape", that asked the software maker to hand over the youth's account data. Microsoft's spokesman said the company began cooperating with police as soon as it was asked to do so, and was not influenced by the petition.

The petition appeared on a Web site that was established to help the search effort. It noted that Crisp was 5' 3", 100 pounds with dirty blond hair and green eyes. He was last seen alive on Oct. 13.

There's a bunch of other articles on it, but this is the first one I found.
source.

Brandon Crisp - Encyclopedia Dramatica

Brandon was just a normal Canadian kid, he enjoyed watching the movie Ice Age, Brain Freeze, Encino Man, In Cold Blood and Frozen River. Unfortunately, he was not a fan of Bear Grylls Man vs. Wild or that Canadian show Survivorman. Brandon enjoyed listening to Cold as Ice by the Foreigners, Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice, So Cold by Breaking Benjamins, anything with Ice Cube or Ice T in it and pretty much anything by Coldplay.

So fucking funny.

Ugly Bastard · 11-09-2008, 09:42 PM

I don't know what's worse... having your XBox taken away from you or having it freeze all the time.

=-O !

Orgazmo · 11-09-2008, 10:12 PM

It's tough being a teen when your parents have cold hearts!

;akdjs!!!! :-D

ninjaface · 11-09-2008, 10:21 PM

He probably just needed to chill out.

Repugnant Abomination · 11-09-2008, 10:25 PM

I read that his favorite musician is Vanilla ice

Mr. Blonde · 11-09-2008, 10:51 PM

gj reading the post all of you

Repugnant Abomination · 11-09-2008, 11:01 PM

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 11-09-2008, 11:15 PM

I heard he listens to Ice Cube, Iced T, and Coldplay.

Orgazmo · 11-10-2008, 12:54 AM

I think his favorite wrestler was Stone Cold Steve Austin!

And he also likes eating as Coldstone Creamery!!

!!!

SnakeInTheGrass · 11-10-2008, 11:06 AM

"It will be a cold day in hell before they take my xbox away!"- Brandon Crisp

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 11-13-2008, 11:20 PM

Ironic Mustache · 11-14-2008, 10:51 AM

Well that would be a lovely picture ID... IF I HAD MICROSCOPES FOR EYES.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 11-14-2008, 10:53 AM

learn2useTheInternets. click on the picture once so it pops up, click again to maximize.

Mr. Blonde · 11-14-2008, 01:57 PM

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 11-14-2008, 02:30 PM

don't do it for him, make him do it himself, its the only way he'll learn.

Ironic Mustache · 11-14-2008, 03:53 PM

I did expand it all the way, it was still small.

hfam95 · 11-14-2008, 04:58 PM

Cool thread.

Repugnant Abomination · 11-14-2008, 05:19 PM

Wow, that's fucking horrible. We're all going to burn.

Ironic Mustache · 11-14-2008, 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Repugnant Abomination

Wow, that's fucking horrible. We're all going to burn.

At least we're not all going to freeze.

Repugnant Abomination · 11-14-2008, 05:29 PM

nyuk nyuk nyuk!

hfam95 · 11-14-2008, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ironic Mustache

At least we're not all going to freeze.

rotfl

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 11-14-2008, 06:02 PM

farewell, sweet prince

DDTempest · 11-19-2008, 11:21 PM

How the fuck do you freeze to death two blocks from your home? The kid climbed a tree and sat there freezing? He must be a monk... from a warring clan with that monk that set himself on fire in Vietnam.

Ironic Mustache · 11-20-2008, 10:42 AM

Fire Monks vs Ice Monks? Why I have I never seen that in a video game?

11-09-2008, 09:30 PM	#1 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	GG Brandon Crisp You guys hear about this? Some kid got pissed that his dad took away his xbox, wandered off into the woods and died. Pretty hilarious I think. Even more hilarious is what /b/ and Anon are doing with the death, listed at the end. Xbox Gamer Brandon Crisp Likely Froze To Death Investigators eyeing the death of gamer Brandon Crisp are speculating that the 15-year-old likely succumbed to hypothermia, according to media reports Friday. Crisp's body was found Wednesday in an undisturbed condition by deer hunters in a wooded area several miles from his home. Police said they do not suspect foul play. A post-mortem was scheduled for Friday. Crisp had been missing for about three weeks from his house in Barrie, Ontario, a small Canadian city about 60 miles north of Toronto. Crisp bolted after a dispute with his parents over the amount of time he spent playing Call Of Duty 4: Modern Warfare on his Microsoft Xbox. Crisp was "addicted" to playing online video games, particularly Call Of Duty 4, over Microsoft's Xbox Live online gaming service, according to reports. The game allows players to assume the character of a contemporary combat soldier. The Center for Online Addiction estimates that between 5% and 10% of the population suffers from some form of Internet addiction. It defines the condition as "any online-related, compulsive behavior which interferes with normal living and causes severe stress on family, friends, loved ones, and one's work environment." Microsoft contributed $25,000 to a $50,000 reward fund for information on Crisp. Beyond the funds, Microsoft aided the search by turning over to police Crisp's Xbox Live account information. One theory that made the rounds was that Crisp had run off to join a "clan" of fellow gamers. In releasing the information, a Microsoft spokesman told InformationWeek that the company "expedited" its standard privacy procedures. The move came following the launch of an online petition, called "Project Red Tape", that asked the software maker to hand over the youth's account data. Microsoft's spokesman said the company began cooperating with police as soon as it was asked to do so, and was not influenced by the petition. The petition appeared on a Web site that was established to help the search effort. It noted that Crisp was 5' 3", 100 pounds with dirty blond hair and green eyes. He was last seen alive on Oct. 13. There's a bunch of other articles on it, but this is the first one I found. source. Brandon Crisp - Encyclopedia Dramatica Brandon was just a normal Canadian kid, he enjoyed watching the movie Ice Age, Brain Freeze, Encino Man, In Cold Blood and Frozen River. Unfortunately, he was not a fan of Bear Grylls Man vs. Wild or that Canadian show Survivorman. Brandon enjoyed listening to Cold as Ice by the Foreigners, Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice, So Cold by Breaking Benjamins, anything with Ice Cube or Ice T in it and pretty much anything by Coldplay. So fucking funny.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna Last edited by Mr. Blonde; 11-09-2008 at 09:32 PM.

11-09-2008, 10:51 PM	#6 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	gj reading the post all of you
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna Last edited by Mr. Blonde; 11-09-2008 at 10:52 PM.

11-09-2008, 11:01 PM	#7 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	<3

11-09-2008, 11:15 PM	#8 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	I heard he listens to Ice Cube, Iced T, and Coldplay.
	#YOLO

11-10-2008, 11:06 AM	#10 (permalink)
SnakeInTheGrass Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 50 Internets: 17	"It will be a cold day in hell before they take my xbox away!"- Brandon Crisp
	They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. – Benjamin Franklin

11-09-2008, 09:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I don't know what's worse... having your XBox taken away from you or having it freeze all the time. =-O !

11-09-2008, 10:12 PM	#3 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	It's tough being a teen when your parents have cold hearts! ;akdjs!!!! :-D

11-09-2008, 10:21 PM	#4 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	He probably just needed to chill out.

11-09-2008, 10:25 PM	#5 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	I read that his favorite musician is Vanilla ice

11-10-2008, 12:54 AM	#9 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	I think his favorite wrestler was Stone Cold Steve Austin! And he also likes eating as Coldstone Creamery!! !!!

11-13-2008, 11:20 PM	#11 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	. Attached Thumbnails
	#YOLO

11-14-2008, 10:51 AM	#12 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Well that would be a lovely picture ID... IF I HAD MICROSCOPES FOR EYES.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

11-14-2008, 10:53 AM	#13 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	learn2useTheInternets. click on the picture once so it pops up, click again to maximize.
	#YOLO Last edited by THEINCREDIBLEdork; 11-14-2008 at 10:56 AM.

11-14-2008, 01:57 PM	#14 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

11-14-2008, 02:30 PM	#15 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	don't do it for him, make him do it himself, its the only way he'll learn.
	#YOLO

11-14-2008, 03:53 PM	#16 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I did expand it all the way, it was still small.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

11-14-2008, 04:58 PM	#17 (permalink)
hfam95 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: VA Posts: 207 Internets: 1129	Cool thread.

11-14-2008, 05:19 PM	#18 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Wow, that's fucking horrible. We're all going to burn.

11-14-2008, 05:29 PM	#20 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	nyuk nyuk nyuk!

11-14-2008, 06:02 PM	#22 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	farewell, sweet prince
	#YOLO

11-19-2008, 11:21 PM	#23 (permalink)
DDTempest Ahoy Fuckbag Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: In a pineapple under the sea Posts: 3,540 Internets: 187030	How the fuck do you freeze to death two blocks from your home? The kid climbed a tree and sat there freezing? He must be a monk... from a warring clan with that monk that set himself on fire in Vietnam.

11-20-2008, 10:42 AM	#24 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Fire Monks vs Ice Monks? Why I have I never seen that in a video game?
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.